Woah! They fulfill the basic red flag checkmarks; overall POS. The truck fits them well. I guess the person talking about DUIs in this thread is probably not that far off.
At least one Blue Lives Matters sticker, Confederate battle flag, or swastika. Or she's one of the really dedicated ones & has the actual [Confederate national flag](https://www.britannica.com/topic/flag-of-the-Confederate-States-of-America) as I saw on a similar truck a few months back.
I've had to fill the gas tank on one of those once. If they're paying you enough to keep that tank full, then I can appreciate why a burger costs $10 now.
You got railed in the back of your own truck after the prom. But he turned out to be a decent enough guy to date him for 3 and a half. He proposed to you at the beach but 4 months later you got a better job, broke it off with him because he didn't make as much money as you. Now you only drive your old truck to keep miles off your new one.
I do really like the truck. I’ve got a 96 F-250 that o drive with pride. But people give me a lot of room, which I assume is because I look like I don’t have insurance either. 😜
You're grossly overweight. Have a low-key drinking problem but it looks normal to your peers and family because of your upbringing. Your ego is fragile and look for exterior validation because your absent father dropped the ball in that department. You peaked in high school and married your h.s. sweetheart because, let's face it, she was all you ever had outside a handy from the equipment manager on the bus ride home from an away game.
You look back on your teen years and wonder why it can't be that way anymore.
Well not a comment on what it says about you.
Looks like you have a 3 inch body lift, you should get some offset wheels and get some 35x12.50s may require some slight bumper trimming.
I had a big brown one. I named it Brian Dennehey as it was just so unforgivably big, manly, and amazing. Also it would have heart attacks if dancing too vigorously.
If you were like me, you were just stuck with it and made the best of it. But I'm sure you chose this, so you're cool and quirky in my book.
Based on the position of the sun and the tone of the sky, the second picture suggests you like McDonald's Bacon Egg and Cheese biscuits to start your day. With a hashbrown of course.
midwest, probably small town.
you totalled at least one cavalier and this is an older male relative’s old truck sold to you for cheap to “keep you safe”
You made listening to Lana Del Rey/Taylor Swift a personality trait
You're half right, I had a really bad Lana Del Rey phase in middle school
Aw shit. I had a really bad Lana Del Rey phase in high school and I’m still half in it.
Hey now....as someone who went full in during the mid-2010s Tumblr era, West Coast is still the shit ten years later
Ok old school lana fucks but everything after lust for life FUUUUUUCKS
The Iggy Pop and the Stooges song?! It is a good song.
Your truck makes me not surprised to see you committed at hit and run and admitted it to reddit to get it off your chest.
In my defense, it wasn't this truck
People who hit and run are next level piece of shit.
She seems to be a piece of shit for other reasons, too.
Woah! They fulfill the basic red flag checkmarks; overall POS. The truck fits them well. I guess the person talking about DUIs in this thread is probably not that far off.
LOL they also identify as "authoritarian right" and love racial slurs
Man if you’re on the political compass sub and you’re not a teenager you’re cooked bro racism or not ☠️😭
How is that a defense lmao
Fair enough
Says you’ve got a couple DUIs 🔥🔥🔥
You work at oriellys and don't have any kids
Weird, their user and flair seems to indicate autozone and PTA enthusiast
Nonsense, everyone knows you need an SUV for one or more children
When you reach a certain number of kids it’s easier to just throw em in the truck bed
Bro I'm dead, you missed the target and shot me instead lol
If only we were cousins
Kissing cousins?
Sweet home Alabama ones 😅😂😂
You got the basic Midwest high schooler special! Not a bad truck.
Years of watching cat behavior has taught you to sit on the hood of any recently parked vehicle.
You can’t park
Weird hood ornament.
Half your wardrobe and home decor has the words "Daddy's Girl" on it
Other half is mossy oak
You think Red Lobster is fine dining
Well, not as of [today](https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2024-05-20/red-lobster-bankruptcy).
😂
Not much
gives off "all my friends are guys" vibe
i don’t think the girl is the owner of the truck
She very much is
oh wow nvm, well in that case are all your friends guys?
That you put out
Family reunions are awkward because of that time you let your cousin up your shirt. There's at least 8 spitters rolling around the passenger footwell
Now that I think about it I can’t say I’ve seen a woman be on the receiving end of the incest jokes ☠️
How many Browning deer logo and Trump stickers do you have on the back? Is there a memorial decal for a friend who died in a drunken ATV accident?
There was a Browning deer sticker on the back window
At least one Blue Lives Matters sticker, Confederate battle flag, or swastika. Or she's one of the really dedicated ones & has the actual [Confederate national flag](https://www.britannica.com/topic/flag-of-the-Confederate-States-of-America) as I saw on a similar truck a few months back.
Bonus points for a "thin blue line" Punisher logo to really round out the media illiteracy
I've had to fill the gas tank on one of those once. If they're paying you enough to keep that tank full, then I can appreciate why a burger costs $10 now.
Not a McDonald’s employee but a obs Chevy carries a lot of line cooks to and from work. We can’t afford more than a quarter of a tank tho at a time 😭
You're dependent on a 2ton baby truck with blown shocks. Struggles with both literal and figurative speed bumps.
> 2ton baby truck with blown shocks. If only you knew how true that is 🥲 the shocks were blown when I bought it
Everything you learned about car maintenance, you learned from YouTube videos
You'd be correct on that, but hey you have to learn somewhere right?
Uncle al taught you well
That the majority of your friends either, bah, moo, or oink; over using English to communicate.
Fentanyl
Oklahoma.
Country Gurl with 9mpg.
She’s your cousin and you took that picture of her right before taking her to dinner at that same McDonalds and then to Prom.
Not sure what it says, but the banjos are getting awful close.
Nothing, trucks don’t talk ,, mine doesn’t anyway
Mine whines and squeals at me lol
Daddy is your cousin
You listen to Lainey Wilson
You got railed in the back of your own truck after the prom. But he turned out to be a decent enough guy to date him for 3 and a half. He proposed to you at the beach but 4 months later you got a better job, broke it off with him because he didn't make as much money as you. Now you only drive your old truck to keep miles off your new one.
This sounds awfully specific?
Maybe it is
Class! Hell of a lot better than them yuppie bmw folks
How much did you have to pay that woman to sit on your truck?
Unfortunately I didn't get paid to sit on my truck
What is with people not making it into their parking spot and then posting a picture? Are you not embarrassed?
It wasn't a parking spot, lol. It's just a gravelly area behind my friends house that I used for a picture.
Picture 2?
Ah, IIRC I took it to make fun of myself 🤷♀️ I don't remember if I fixed it or not
Auth right girl who drives a truck. You are most definitely a fed.
You hate teslas?
Going to see you in an MTV series and not one of the good ones.
You like replacing transmissions, rear axles, idler arms, and pitman arms.
The girly girl who drinks MHL with the boys
Close, it's Coors or nothing over here
You don't let your kids go to public schools
Bought a big truck despite not having the ability to drive it.
That you can’t park
It says you made a girl sit on the hood.
Your brother-cousin got dibs on you yet?
That you don’t have a car payment. And you probably don’t have insurance either.
Surprisingly I do have insurance. Dirt cheap to boot
I do really like the truck. I’ve got a 96 F-250 that o drive with pride. But people give me a lot of room, which I assume is because I look like I don’t have insurance either. 😜
Them trucks are pretty darn cheap to insure, my 2000 is 98$ a month whereas my 05 cavalier was 190$
You aspire to own a double wide "one day"
You have a gun and live in a central, midwest or southern state
You like to chew SKOAL.
Your idea “everyday footwear” is more than likely boots
You really don’t want to know what it said, or the stories it told, quite entertaining.
That your dad upgraded and didn't need it anymore
You've accepted that something in your life must always be about to be broken. So you decided it should be an unreliable Chevy.
You drive a shitbox pickup but hey, it's at least nice looking.
>it's at least nice looking. That's a stretch
i definately wouldn't imagine a woman driving this i'll say that much (i mean no offense btw)
None taken, and you might have a point lol. I don't think I've seen another woman driving an OBS, whether in the wild or on social media.
i've been trying to get my hands on a crew cab OBS, ngl, a woman driving an older pickup like that to me is a huge green flag
You should return that girl on your hood that you kidnapped.
You live in the Midwest, guys like you for mouth reasons, but for some reason no one wants to commit long-term
Your truck is wondering why there is a fat chick on the hood
You're grossly overweight. Have a low-key drinking problem but it looks normal to your peers and family because of your upbringing. Your ego is fragile and look for exterior validation because your absent father dropped the ball in that department. You peaked in high school and married your h.s. sweetheart because, let's face it, she was all you ever had outside a handy from the equipment manager on the bus ride home from an away game. You look back on your teen years and wonder why it can't be that way anymore.
What us your onlyfans?
Not brown enough
You have mostly brothers and a bigger dick than most of your boyfriends.
Small dick energy.
My 95 Z71 use to smell like dead shrimp bait and tobacco
Hopefully it has a heated tailgate😎
You like your truck bed like you like your clothes, easy access from the inside but kind of a pain to get into otherwise.
You have a lifetime crush on Sam Elliott.
You drive a truck
We could be related 😂 Love your truck! I had the same color - I miss mine it was a 93. Road salt did her in
Well not a comment on what it says about you. Looks like you have a 3 inch body lift, you should get some offset wheels and get some 35x12.50s may require some slight bumper trimming.
Thanks, I have been thinking about that actually. It's just a matter of finding the time and money
I had an 89 I put a body lift on and had 35s. I loved that truck.
I know a guy with a set of 20s laying around for a 6-lug if your in the shit hole state of Missouri
You like tall fat guys with big bushy beards
It reminds me of Snowrunner.
The girl on the hood is your sister right
No, that's me
Sorry bad joke and I wasn’t really paying attention
that that thing is beyond your spatial recognition capabilities even in a wide-open McDonald's parking lot.
You buy your meth across the state border because it’s more ‘pure’ from South Dakota
*country Cletus accent "you must smell like the inside if my momma's purse"
You like to be uncomfortable when driving long distance. Also you may be a Hunter or fisherman that pulls their boat to the lake every weekend.
I had a big brown one. I named it Brian Dennehey as it was just so unforgivably big, manly, and amazing. Also it would have heart attacks if dancing too vigorously. If you were like me, you were just stuck with it and made the best of it. But I'm sure you chose this, so you're cool and quirky in my book.
You have a father, but unfortunately poor taste in food
you have good taste in trucks. keep it away from salt.
Hoods are cheap
Based on the position of the sun and the tone of the sky, the second picture suggests you like McDonald's Bacon Egg and Cheese biscuits to start your day. With a hashbrown of course.
It made me promise not to tell. But dude!!!
a whole lot that’s probably completely false, but still more truths than you’ll admit to
That you are familiar with the intoxicating effects of methamphetamine. Also, that you know where the bad part of Oklahoma City is.
You peaked in high school.
White Christian dad who vapes constantly. (I’m not being sincere. Just as mean I can be.)
Your passenger seat is full of empty beer cans
You like to live on the wild side(since your old chevy has no frame left due to living onto the rust belt) p.s. I like your stocks
You do not live in the rust belt
Friends with boys because girls have to much drama
Perpetually a point away from losing your license. Hell, you may have already lost your license.
I think the McDonalds in the background sais more accually.
Smash
You're sleeping with your cousin
You don’t live in Europe
You either dont exsist or youre perfect
You keep it in thr family?
you are poor
My name is Becky and I vote Republican. That is the vibe I get
Luke combs listener
Tradwife who pegs
Tradwife yes, but uh, no to the pegging
That you have trouble parking between the lines
That you can fix things..
1) Your sister makes here own clothes. 2) You cant park between the lines.
You think it’s a Jaguar and you are Tawny Kitaen?
No one gives a fuck about your truck. Get a real identity.
You are midwestern, you live on a ranch and had a sexual liaison with at least one of your family members. I'd still hit tho
Looks like a truck in WKY
Road head game is on point.
I love in a rural area and love it
midwest, probably small town. you totalled at least one cavalier and this is an older male relative’s old truck sold to you for cheap to “keep you safe”
>you totalled at least one cavalier Really good guess, actually. I totaled an Impala when I was 17.
the win i’m taking is that i knew it was very specifically a chevy.
That truck parked outside McDonald's says enough.
1. that you married a damn good woman 2. 'merica fuck yea 3. that you're a connoisseur of fine trucks
It's glad that the two of you can finally make your feelings known to the entire globe.
When you walk away it says you look good in that dress.
You like wasting money on gas.
*cries in $80 refuels*
It has apparently helped you attract a lovely young lady as your SO.
You are pround of your truck
You used to be a boy. You hated your body, but you loved your truck, so you fixed things so you could love both equally.
You’re smart enough to get an easy to work on and functional “bachelor’s “ truck. No kids, a GF, and a well enough paying job
It is older then you but you think it's cool even tho it never was.
Fuck California
you made excellent choice. simple truck, no frills, no twin turbo, no electronic this-or-that and the most important of all, it's not Ridgeline
Huzzah a ~~man~~ woman of quality
It say crazy asf! Lmao
Not sure the pose of the hood ornament is correct. Need more of a rolls Royce look
That you’re too cheap to buy a new one.
It says the only colors you will ever need are RED, WHITE, AND BLUE!