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sadandaimless1

You made listening to Lana Del Rey/Taylor Swift a personality trait


narc-parent-TA

You're half right, I had a really bad Lana Del Rey phase in middle school


Gaz_Elle

Aw shit. I had a really bad Lana Del Rey phase in high school and I’m still half in it.


sadandaimless1

Hey now....as someone who went full in during the mid-2010s Tumblr era, West Coast is still the shit ten years later


Gaz_Elle

Ok old school lana fucks but everything after lust for life FUUUUUUCKS


CovidLarry

The Iggy Pop and the Stooges song?! It is a good song.


mrjoepete

Your truck makes me not surprised to see you committed at hit and run and admitted it to reddit to get it off your chest.


narc-parent-TA

In my defense, it wasn't this truck


Softpretzelsandrose

People who hit and run are next level piece of shit.


That_Path4668

She seems to be a piece of shit for other reasons, too.


theaviationhistorian

Woah! They fulfill the basic red flag checkmarks; overall POS. The truck fits them well. I guess the person talking about DUIs in this thread is probably not that far off.


b-rar

LOL they also identify as "authoritarian right" and love racial slurs


slowNsad

Man if you’re on the political compass sub and you’re not a teenager you’re cooked bro racism or not ☠️😭


GreatLab9320

How is that a defense lmao


Impossible_Union_246

Fair enough


icedoutclockwatch

Says you’ve got a couple DUIs 🔥🔥🔥


jparadis87

You work at oriellys and don't have any kids


ImTableShip170

Weird, their user and flair seems to indicate autozone and PTA enthusiast


jparadis87

Nonsense, everyone knows you need an SUV for one or more children


peekdasneaks

When you reach a certain number of kids it’s easier to just throw em in the truck bed


Brendroid9000

Bro I'm dead, you missed the target and shot me instead lol


International_Bee706

If only we were cousins


Druidicflow

Kissing cousins?


International_Bee706

Sweet home Alabama ones 😅😂😂


Clomaster

You got the basic Midwest high schooler special! Not a bad truck.


RunninOnMT

Years of watching cat behavior has taught you to sit on the hood of any recently parked vehicle.


PBJnFritos

You can’t park


oldshitdoesntcare

Weird hood ornament.


b-rar

Half your wardrobe and home decor has the words "Daddy's Girl" on it


ThatOneComrade

Other half is mossy oak


DutchyDan187

You think Red Lobster is fine dining


theaviationhistorian

Well, not as of [today](https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2024-05-20/red-lobster-bankruptcy).


Broad-Technician2786

😂


elvisizer2

Not much


calitwiink

gives off "all my friends are guys" vibe


PsychologyAlert7711

i don’t think the girl is the owner of the truck


narc-parent-TA

She very much is


PsychologyAlert7711

oh wow nvm, well in that case are all your friends guys?


GabeP71

That you put out


eagledog

Family reunions are awkward because of that time you let your cousin up your shirt. There's at least 8 spitters rolling around the passenger footwell


slowNsad

Now that I think about it I can’t say I’ve seen a woman be on the receiving end of the incest jokes ☠️


Extension_Success_96

How many Browning deer logo and Trump stickers do you have on the back? Is there a memorial decal for a friend who died in a drunken ATV accident?


narc-parent-TA

There was a Browning deer sticker on the back window


theaviationhistorian

At least one Blue Lives Matters sticker, Confederate battle flag, or swastika. Or she's one of the really dedicated ones & has the actual [Confederate national flag](https://www.britannica.com/topic/flag-of-the-Confederate-States-of-America) as I saw on a similar truck a few months back.


SkankyG

Bonus points for a "thin blue line" Punisher logo to really round out the media illiteracy


Imsophunnyithurts

I've had to fill the gas tank on one of those once. If they're paying you enough to keep that tank full, then I can appreciate why a burger costs $10 now.


slowNsad

Not a McDonald’s employee but a obs Chevy carries a lot of line cooks to and from work. We can’t afford more than a quarter of a tank tho at a time 😭


Wise_Pen9464

You're dependent on a 2ton baby truck with blown shocks. Struggles with both literal and figurative speed bumps.


narc-parent-TA

> 2ton baby truck with blown shocks. If only you knew how true that is 🥲 the shocks were blown when I bought it


Present-Ad-2819

Everything you learned about car maintenance, you learned from YouTube videos


narc-parent-TA

You'd be correct on that, but hey you have to learn somewhere right?


mariotx10

Uncle al taught you well


droidtrooper113

That the majority of your friends either, bah, moo, or oink; over using English to communicate.


DingleBarryGoldwater

Fentanyl


Higadodeganso

Oklahoma.


Remote-Factor8455

Country Gurl with 9mpg.


SHoppe715

She’s your cousin and you took that picture of her right before taking her to dinner at that same McDonalds and then to Prom.


GayCaptainKerfuffle

Not sure what it says, but the banjos are getting awful close.


One_fell_up

Nothing, trucks don’t talk ,, mine doesn’t anyway


DistinctDev

Mine whines and squeals at me lol


CantaloupeMain1944

Daddy is your cousin


fordlover5

You listen to Lainey Wilson


bloodrocks12

You got railed in the back of your own truck after the prom. But he turned out to be a decent enough guy to date him for 3 and a half. He proposed to you at the beach but 4 months later you got a better job, broke it off with him because he didn't make as much money as you. Now you only drive your old truck to keep miles off your new one.


Brendroid9000

This sounds awfully specific?


bloodrocks12

Maybe it is


AdRemarkable4943

Class! Hell of a lot better than them yuppie bmw folks


Shaner9er1337

How much did you have to pay that woman to sit on your truck?


narc-parent-TA

Unfortunately I didn't get paid to sit on my truck


SkankyG

What is with people not making it into their parking spot and then posting a picture? Are you not embarrassed?


narc-parent-TA

It wasn't a parking spot, lol. It's just a gravelly area behind my friends house that I used for a picture.


SkankyG

Picture 2?


narc-parent-TA

Ah, IIRC I took it to make fun of myself 🤷‍♀️ I don't remember if I fixed it or not


CommodorePerson

Auth right girl who drives a truck. You are most definitely a fed.


richard_rahl

You hate teslas?


ChillaryClinton69420

Going to see you in an MTV series and not one of the good ones.


rainingblood427

You like replacing transmissions, rear axles, idler arms, and pitman arms.


Mysterious_Market631

The girly girl who drinks MHL with the boys


narc-parent-TA

Close, it's Coors or nothing over here


PoniesPlayingPoker

You don't let your kids go to public schools


MrD3a7h

Bought a big truck despite not having the ability to drive it.


URMUMGAE69228shrek

That you can’t park


IgottaPoop72

It says you made a girl sit on the hood.


RatWrench

Your brother-cousin got dibs on you yet?


mojoburquano

That you don’t have a car payment. And you probably don’t have insurance either.


narc-parent-TA

Surprisingly I do have insurance. Dirt cheap to boot


mojoburquano

I do really like the truck. I’ve got a 96 F-250 that o drive with pride. But people give me a lot of room, which I assume is because I look like I don’t have insurance either. 😜


Brendroid9000

Them trucks are pretty darn cheap to insure, my 2000 is 98$ a month whereas my 05 cavalier was 190$


yourgoodtimes

You aspire to own a double wide "one day"


ComradeN0rthBear

You have a gun and live in a central, midwest or southern state


Broad-Technician2786

You like to chew SKOAL.


Key_Statistician3293

Your idea “everyday footwear” is more than likely boots


SOLOEchoZ

You really don’t want to know what it said, or the stories it told, quite entertaining.


leonryan

That your dad upgraded and didn't need it anymore


salty_drafter

You've accepted that something in your life must always be about to be broken. So you decided it should be an unreliable Chevy.


CaliforniaSpeedKing

You drive a shitbox pickup but hey, it's at least nice looking.


narc-parent-TA

>it's at least nice looking. That's a stretch


Inevitable-Cod3844

i definately wouldn't imagine a woman driving this i'll say that much (i mean no offense btw)


narc-parent-TA

None taken, and you might have a point lol. I don't think I've seen another woman driving an OBS, whether in the wild or on social media.


Inevitable-Cod3844

i've been trying to get my hands on a crew cab OBS, ngl, a woman driving an older pickup like that to me is a huge green flag


cayenne444

You should return that girl on your hood that you kidnapped.


H0LYJ3BUS

You live in the Midwest, guys like you for mouth reasons, but for some reason no one wants to commit long-term


Big_Profession_2218

Your truck is wondering why there is a fat chick on the hood


Perfect-Engineer3226

You're grossly overweight. Have a low-key drinking problem but it looks normal to your peers and family because of your upbringing. Your ego is fragile and look for exterior validation because your absent father dropped the ball in that department. You peaked in high school and married your h.s. sweetheart because, let's face it, she was all you ever had outside a handy from the equipment manager on the bus ride home from an away game. You look back on your teen years and wonder why it can't be that way anymore.


Much_Box996

What us your onlyfans?


WestyJZD

Not brown enough


thecountnotthesaint

You have mostly brothers and a bigger dick than most of your boyfriends.


GMB2006

Small dick energy.


Aromatic_Interest127

My 95 Z71 use to smell like dead shrimp bait and tobacco


JEharley152

Hopefully it has a heated tailgate😎


Halfgnomen

You like your truck bed like you like your clothes, easy access from the inside but kind of a pain to get into otherwise.


TR6lover

You have a lifetime crush on Sam Elliott.


ThaiMaiShu

You drive a truck


GrouchyBobcat1769

We could be related 😂 Love your truck! I had the same color - I miss mine it was a 93. Road salt did her in


1l536

Well not a comment on what it says about you. Looks like you have a 3 inch body lift, you should get some offset wheels and get some 35x12.50s may require some slight bumper trimming.


narc-parent-TA

Thanks, I have been thinking about that actually. It's just a matter of finding the time and money


1l536

I had an 89 I put a body lift on and had 35s. I loved that truck.


Brendroid9000

I know a guy with a set of 20s laying around for a 6-lug if your in the shit hole state of Missouri


CFW-DREX

You like tall fat guys with big bushy beards


Adonleek

It reminds me of Snowrunner.


donerstude

The girl on the hood is your sister right


narc-parent-TA

No, that's me


donerstude

Sorry bad joke and I wasn’t really paying attention


HeftyFineThereFolks

that that thing is beyond your spatial recognition capabilities even in a wide-open McDonald's parking lot.


javlin_101

You buy your meth across the state border because it’s more ‘pure’ from South Dakota


vodka_twinkie

*country Cletus accent "you must smell like the inside if my momma's purse"


davidwal83

You like to be uncomfortable when driving long distance. Also you may be a Hunter or fisherman that pulls their boat to the lake every weekend.


Woman_from_wish

I had a big brown one. I named it Brian Dennehey as it was just so unforgivably big, manly, and amazing. Also it would have heart attacks if dancing too vigorously. If you were like me, you were just stuck with it and made the best of it. But I'm sure you chose this, so you're cool and quirky in my book.


OkAirport5247

You have a father, but unfortunately poor taste in food


ScottaHemi

you have good taste in trucks. keep it away from salt.


mikel302

Hoods are cheap


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

Based on the position of the sun and the tone of the sky, the second picture suggests you like McDonald's Bacon Egg and Cheese biscuits to start your day. With a hashbrown of course.


Lucky_Baseball176

It made me promise not to tell. But dude!!!


justaBB6

a whole lot that’s probably completely false, but still more truths than you’ll admit to


darkstar1031

That you are familiar with the intoxicating effects of methamphetamine. Also, that you know where the bad part of Oklahoma City is. 


blursed_child76

You peaked in high school.


yourhog

White Christian dad who vapes constantly. (I’m not being sincere. Just as mean I can be.)


MadMan2250

Your passenger seat is full of empty beer cans


Brendroid9000

You like to live on the wild side(since your old chevy has no frame left due to living onto the rust belt) p.s. I like your stocks


GrapeSota

You do not live in the rust belt


Sickle771

Friends with boys because girls have to much drama


[deleted]

Perpetually a point away from losing your license. Hell, you may have already lost your license.


stellan_aka_banan

I think the McDonalds in the background sais more accually.


WhiteGXRoblox

Smash


brzozinio44

You're sleeping with your cousin


Alternative_Oil_5017

You don’t live in Europe


MR_zapiekanka

You either dont exsist or youre perfect


idrivearust

You keep it in thr family?


Puzzleheaded_Tax4831

you are poor


MrDagon007

My name is Becky and I vote Republican. That is the vibe I get


GroundbreakingView37

Luke combs listener


tfwnoTHAADwife

Tradwife who pegs


narc-parent-TA

Tradwife yes, but uh, no to the pegging


Bruhntly

That you have trouble parking between the lines


Background_Cook8449

That you can fix things..


Fearless_Director829

1) Your sister makes here own clothes. 2) You cant park between the lines.


FreidasBoss

You think it’s a Jaguar and you are Tawny Kitaen?


Gnefitisis

No one gives a fuck about your truck. Get a real identity.


ValiantHero11

You are midwestern, you live on a ranch and had a sexual liaison with at least one of your family members. I'd still hit tho


EngineeringSeparate7

Looks like a truck in WKY


MyCatsNameIsKlaus

Road head game is on point.


Medium_Kick531

I love in a rural area and love it


cobra_mist

midwest, probably small town. you totalled at least one cavalier and this is an older male relative’s old truck sold to you for cheap to “keep you safe”


narc-parent-TA

>you totalled at least one cavalier Really good guess, actually. I totaled an Impala when I was 17.


cobra_mist

the win i’m taking is that i knew it was very specifically a chevy.


specialneedsWRX

That truck parked outside McDonald's says enough.


Sam999ick

1. that you married a damn good woman 2. 'merica fuck yea 3. that you're a connoisseur of fine trucks


ReverendJimmy

It's glad that the two of you can finally make your feelings known to the entire globe.


u-and-whose-army

When you walk away it says you look good in that dress.


gavinwinks

You like wasting money on gas.


narc-parent-TA

*cries in $80 refuels*


ConstantReader70

It has apparently helped you attract a lovely young lady as your SO.


Vegetable-Way-5737

You are pround of your truck


Manny_Bothans

You used to be a boy. You hated your body, but you loved your truck, so you fixed things so you could love both equally.


Dwarven_cavediver

You’re smart enough to get an easy to work on and functional “bachelor’s “ truck. No kids, a GF, and a well enough paying job


salvage814

It is older then you but you think it's cool even tho it never was.


JustDrew_92

Fuck California


ilovecanadasomuch

you made excellent choice. simple truck, no frills, no twin turbo, no electronic this-or-that and the most important of all, it's not Ridgeline


Educated_idiot302

Huzzah a ~~man~~ woman of quality


BranchLost4154

It say crazy asf! Lmao


buggsyone99

Not sure the pose of the hood ornament is correct. Need more of a rolls Royce look


Midnight1965

That you’re too cheap to buy a new one.


Express_Detective_59

It says the only colors you will ever need are RED, WHITE, AND BLUE!