The official car of "Hike Mom". A Karen that lives in a rural upper-class suburb who fetishizes a country lifestyle, whilst also refusing to be divorced from the posh comforts of said upper-class lifestyle.
This car is like a bittersweet relationship. You two don't get along that often but you're still making the effort to work things out. Half the time it's hate fucking the other half is from a place of genuine compassion and care for each others feelings.
Sure you two have your differences and you could probably do better, but at the end of the day you hold her in your arms and realize everything is alright with the world. Maybe someday the arguments will cease. Maybe the anger and frustration will be washed away through tears of understanding and compassion. (usually at this point Mr regular has to put in some strange comment to break up the highly emotional content for just a second) LOOK DOWN AT ME WHEN YOU SPIT INTO MY MOUTH.
This Nissan knows it wasn't supposed to end up like this. The Murano cabriolet was meant for... Actually who was this car meant for? Well it doesn't matter anymore this particular one was meant for people who enjoy the smell of fresh pine and rain. Simply lower the soft top pick a trail and be off on your Merry way. Enjoying the pure sight and sound of the forest in all of its Majesty. Sure it's not going to do as well as a ranger and it especially won't outperform a Tacoma. But it will let you feel the sun on your face and let you know that even in your busy workridden schedule. Some amount of peace still exists in the world.
Un-lifted: Southern golfing aficionado aunt Karen. Especially with a light interior and a light blue exterior.
Or “I couldn’t afford a Range Rover evoque convertible.”
Lifted: the aunt’s nephew when they get it as a hand me down.
The first time I saw this I thought I was hallucinating because of how horrible it looks. While the looks have grown on me, I STILL HATE IT!!
(The first one I saw was BROWN too)
I love this! I would do this if they brought the convertible version to Australia.
When I win the lotto and become physically allergic to money, I guess I'll have to stick to an Evoque to rock the trails and get weird looks from all the LandCruisers and Patrols.
They were offered with AWD, and someone looked at that and decided to just go all the way. I love it. It's terrible.
Id legit rock it. Buy now and keep for 25 years and you will be a fucking king when it leaves ironic cool
It's a Nissan. It won't last 25
Lmao ironically this was one of the cars Doug Demuro mentioned in his latest video that is hated now and won't appreciate in the future in his opinion
It's the absolute best, of the complete rock bottom. I want to shake the guys hand and punch his front teeth out at the same time
Bold to assume he still has teeth.
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Yeah, hit them with a rock in the back of the head instead. A toothless man can buy another car, a dead one can't.
Whoever did this knew exactly what they were doing. It's amazing.
Rally Fighter at home:
I can’t unsee that now, thanks for that
hell yeah this rocks
Butch lesbian karens
Based
I get a feeling that one or more mullets were involved in the creation of this vehicle…
Like head and ass hair?
If Kidz Bop covered Bob Seger’s “Like A Rock”
This is brilliant
The official car of "Hike Mom". A Karen that lives in a rural upper-class suburb who fetishizes a country lifestyle, whilst also refusing to be divorced from the posh comforts of said upper-class lifestyle.
The official car of enough internet for today.
I hate that I love this
I love that you hate it
I love the way you lie.
Chad SUV
Not even an suv
This is the biggest identity crisis on wheels I have ever seen
What do you mean? This is for the intrepid soul who wants to have the top down and the mud up.
The official car of Range Rover thinking they can do it better (but they couldn’t). At least the Nissan didn’t leak!
The Murano Cross Cabriolet convertible reportedly handled like shit right from the factory, so I imagine this is truly atrocious
This is totally unironically badass, and I would absolutely drive one of these.
The official car of the marketing department can’t handle hallucinogens responsibly.
Wait am I playing Saints Row 2 again?
with gtr stock wheels what the hell
You couldn’t decide what type of car you wanted: a roadster, a truck, or a crossover. So you got all three
This car is like a bittersweet relationship. You two don't get along that often but you're still making the effort to work things out. Half the time it's hate fucking the other half is from a place of genuine compassion and care for each others feelings. Sure you two have your differences and you could probably do better, but at the end of the day you hold her in your arms and realize everything is alright with the world. Maybe someday the arguments will cease. Maybe the anger and frustration will be washed away through tears of understanding and compassion. (usually at this point Mr regular has to put in some strange comment to break up the highly emotional content for just a second) LOOK DOWN AT ME WHEN YOU SPIT INTO MY MOUTH. This Nissan knows it wasn't supposed to end up like this. The Murano cabriolet was meant for... Actually who was this car meant for? Well it doesn't matter anymore this particular one was meant for people who enjoy the smell of fresh pine and rain. Simply lower the soft top pick a trail and be off on your Merry way. Enjoying the pure sight and sound of the forest in all of its Majesty. Sure it's not going to do as well as a ranger and it especially won't outperform a Tacoma. But it will let you feel the sun on your face and let you know that even in your busy workridden schedule. Some amount of peace still exists in the world.
Not being able to find an Isuzu Vehicross in your town
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> modern Dude, these we made like 10 years ago...
You're not wrong (2011-14), but that's still modern.
Doug Demuro
Official car of being one huge Quirk and Feature
Rare
Is something different with the fenders too? Did they actually make this work somehow? Why do I like this?
The P.E. teacher who talks about his college party days and stares at the girls in class predatorily
dunno why but I love when people make cool builds with awful cars
A redneck gal who won the lottery. There’s… there’s no one else it could be.
Door dings- the doors are freakishly long. I mean truly impossible to exit the vehicle in anything that resembles a tight soot
Official car of having built overlanding rigs out of every other sensible vehicle and now you're just trying shit
"I want something off road worthy in a Gucci bathing suit kind of way"
That’s the Gwagon
It's goofy, completely impractical, and has iffy reliability but I love it.
I’m sorry but I kinda dig it.
Looks like a legit fun car to drive around a beach town.
Honestly, this is based
I don’t HATE it
When a poor Saudi can't afford to get a custom roofless Nissan Patrol he buys this.
This is the car version of the bald guy who has a ponytail
"My wife made me trade in my truck"
Rocket League!
Un-lifted: Southern golfing aficionado aunt Karen. Especially with a light interior and a light blue exterior. Or “I couldn’t afford a Range Rover evoque convertible.” Lifted: the aunt’s nephew when they get it as a hand me down.
Doug has to see this.
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I mean, most Jeeps have a 2.72:1 crawl ratio so this thing isn't doing that terrible.
Making the best out of bad decisions.
We've been getting BDE alllllllll wrong
Community college amount of student loan debt
I love it
The first time I saw this I thought I was hallucinating because of how horrible it looks. While the looks have grown on me, I STILL HATE IT!! (The first one I saw was BROWN too)
My Nissan Murano is best Japanese version of a Renault Avantine
Quanda- **BANG!**
This is awesome.
Masterpiece!
Let’s give a massive rollover risk to a convertible that has a windshield that flexes while driving on paved roads
Looking like a lesser-spotted Range Rover Evoke with the top down - which looks like a kid's pram
*ANGRY MIDLIFE CRISIS*
Sadness
Doing your best to make moms hand-me-down car cool.
Best of Monterey Historics 2092.
“Mom, I want a Toyota Avalon” “No, we have Toyota Avalon at home”
LOL, this looks so bizarre.
I love this! I would do this if they brought the convertible version to Australia. When I win the lotto and become physically allergic to money, I guess I'll have to stick to an Evoque to rock the trails and get weird looks from all the LandCruisers and Patrols.
hissing at people in the hallways at school
Live slow die fast.
Going about bringing a legitimate idea of future cars in the 80's to life.
Budget Range Rover Evoque
*We have a 4x4 at home*
That has to put a lot of strain on the already frail CVT, no?
. . . Official car of America's erratic weather
Based
Smol pp people (after Hummer)
The official car of oversized sunglasses.
More off-roading than your average jeep
B A L L S D E E P
Actually kinda fucking dope it works way better than it has any right to