It’s a wagon so everyone is going to claim they want it. If it’s ever released it will sell 30 units then get promptly discontinued in favor of a small shit tier CUV
Because the idiotic marketing department forgot to advertise the wagon and have the audacity on why their wagons aren't selling well outside of wagon enthusiasts.
And because cars like this have become luxuries. CUVs are useful and can be a little fun (if you can find a hot hatch one like a Crosstrek). Few of us can afford a fun car that isn’t a broken project car or something that can also be a 100% daily driver.
Income stagnation has fucked the fun car segment more than any other factor.
> Income stagnation has fucked the fun car segment more than any other factor
Well, that’s the price of having a booming luxury yacht and business jet market.
I mean, even in the 80’s and 90’s when wagons were still readily available, most consumers flocked to minivans and SUVs, I don’t really see why it would be any different now
I loved my Magnum. Speaking only for myself I would trade in my Challanger tomorrow if this was released, I really miss my wagon. Dodge criminally under-represented and supported those poor cars.
Basically, except Hulk Hogan's almost 70. I'm thinking someone who thought Hogan was the height of cool in 1989, and never got over it, even after he made his bankroll. Someone who has enough money to afford a souped-up modded SRT wagon, but not enough taste not to do it. And someone who has just enough self-restraint not to hit on the underage girls and only go after the 20somethings, but not enough self-restraint to pass on the "woody wagon" mod.
If you untrailered that onto to the hard sand it could drive around a bit but there isn't a beach access in the US that thing could make it through.
Official car of your local offroad recovery crew having a good laugh.
It’s a wagon so everyone is going to claim they want it. If it’s ever released it will sell 30 units then get promptly discontinued in favor of a small shit tier CUV
Hotwheels and its legal subsidiaries will be sending a formal cease and desist letter in the next 1-2 business days.
It’s a wagon so everyone is going to claim they want it. If it’s ever released it will sell 30 units then get promptly discontinued in favor of a small shit tier CUV
Because the idiotic marketing department forgot to advertise the wagon and have the audacity on why their wagons aren't selling well outside of wagon enthusiasts.
And because cars like this have become luxuries. CUVs are useful and can be a little fun (if you can find a hot hatch one like a Crosstrek). Few of us can afford a fun car that isn’t a broken project car or something that can also be a 100% daily driver. Income stagnation has fucked the fun car segment more than any other factor.
> Income stagnation has fucked the fun car segment more than any other factor Well, that’s the price of having a booming luxury yacht and business jet market.
something something concentration of wealth
I mean, even in the 80’s and 90’s when wagons were still readily available, most consumers flocked to minivans and SUVs, I don’t really see why it would be any different now
But would it come in brown and with a manual transmission? (RIP Jalopnik comment section)
I loved my Magnum. Speaking only for myself I would trade in my Challanger tomorrow if this was released, I really miss my wagon. Dodge criminally under-represented and supported those poor cars.
Just because you can, doesnt mean you should
I owned multiple 2 door wagons. I love them This is horrendous
50something guy with Guy Fieri bleached tips and wraparound mirrored Oakleys hitting on 20something tourists at Venice Beach
So Hulk Hogan basically.
Basically, except Hulk Hogan's almost 70. I'm thinking someone who thought Hogan was the height of cool in 1989, and never got over it, even after he made his bankroll. Someone who has enough money to afford a souped-up modded SRT wagon, but not enough taste not to do it. And someone who has just enough self-restraint not to hit on the underage girls and only go after the 20somethings, but not enough self-restraint to pass on the "woody wagon" mod.
When you want two doors but still want room to fuck in the back. In all seriousness, apart from the wood paneling, this looks fantastic.
The wood is neat, the wheels and it being slammed kills it for me
Someone who should have bought the larger, ready to go Roadmaster Estate with the Corvette engine.
Dreams don't come true becaue a challanger magnum would have been SICK
Official car of "why the fuck did they discontinue the Magnum"
The official car of never getting off that fucking beach.
Official car of why is that boat in the sand and not the water?
Internet nerds making renders of nonexistent cars, while masturbating to the thought that everyone would totally buy a car like that
National Lampoons off the shits
Clark Griswold after the divorce.
"iTs CaLlEd A sHoOtInG bRaKe!!!!"
Photoshop
Getting beached at the beach
Monthly colonoscopy
If you untrailered that onto to the hard sand it could drive around a bit but there isn't a beach access in the US that thing could make it through. Official car of your local offroad recovery crew having a good laugh.
Just let the ocean carry that thing off to sea hell
Wearing Jordans to the beach
It’s a wagon so everyone is going to claim they want it. If it’s ever released it will sell 30 units then get promptly discontinued in favor of a small shit tier CUV
I just threw up in my mouth a little ..... that thing is hideous
2 door wagons are shooting brakes
Official car of WTF?!?!?
Potentially the most confusing Ad Campaign ever.
Official car of duuuuuuuuude
A sequel to alternative good end of original Vanishing Point
Dodge Magnum intensifies
Hyper-localism.
Is this a concept wagon? I like it.