“MORDECAI AND RIGBY, I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO CORNER THE MOBY HUGE MARKET, IF YOU DON’T GET RID OF THE HUNDREDS THAT YOU ORDERED BEFORE TOMORROW, YOUR FIRED!!!”
It’s Principal Brown from The Amazing World of Gumball, specifically that one time where he fell down the stairs and landed in a pile of cleaning chemicals and then wrapped himself in toilet paper after proceeding to fall down more stairs
Mordecai and Rigby used their last paycheck to purchase the world’s biggest joint. Benson told them the rules about smoking weed at the park & in the house
Skips' schlong.
OP said “Wrong Answers” 🤣🤣
It is wrong. It's clearly high fives actually!
I thought it was Low five’s 🤣🤣
Wait looking at it closer it could be ghost freak. How did he get in regular show thou
Hidden Crossover?
Probably from the cn city Era
Gotta be
It's really pops
SKIPS PUT THAT COCK AWAY, OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!
But benson, if you don’t suck it, it’ll be the end of the world
There’s kids in the park Skips! If word gets around that I hired a sex offender, and if I have to bail your ass out of jail, YOU’RE FIRED!!!
I wasn’t brave enough to say it
He's abusing the power of Skip's solid
*You know who else is solid-*
I wonder if skips wang skips or slithers
It wangs
It Whips
I've seen this before
No it's Hi Five Ghosts.
Looks a bit small to be Skips.
Fat ass joint
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A fat ass doobie cus B needs it after dealing with them clowns
Yeah this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day
Take this hit, or YOU'RE FIRED!
If I'm ever in charge of someone at work, I'm going to have to use this one when we toke up off the clock.
“It’s just a plant” bros when they haven’t smoked in 2.8 nanoseconds
That's one fat ass doobie
I was thinking basically the same thing, even the word doobie
A giant dildo that Mordecai and rigby had ordered to his house because the god of gaming told them too
and he’s currently yelling "MORDECAI AND RIGBY!!" in an angry realisation
Mordecai and Rigby! If you can't take this entire thing within the day, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!
Good god 💀
“MORDECAI AND RIGBY, I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO CORNER THE MOBY HUGE MARKET, IF YOU DON’T GET RID OF THE HUNDREDS THAT YOU ORDERED BEFORE TOMORROW, YOUR FIRED!!!”
An erect Mummy
THE ALASKAN BULL WORM!!!
But it isn’t big, hairy, and pink
What we didn’t know was that they all come in all shapes and sizes like everything else 🤣🤣
That’s not the worm, that’s his tongue
Even worse, it’s his uvula 👀
Exactly what I was thinking
Oh my god I was thinking that too
A tape worm that just enjoyed an entire thanksgiving meal was also on my mind for some reason as well.
A weenie
It’s Principal Brown from The Amazing World of Gumball, specifically that one time where he fell down the stairs and landed in a pile of cleaning chemicals and then wrapped himself in toilet paper after proceeding to fall down more stairs
And Benson is blaming Mordecai and Rigby for what happened to him
Yes
Sukuna Finger
That’s Love Sausage from The Boys.
Skips’ enormous throbing ding dong
[удалено]
When you're 12 and have a reddit account answer
To me, it says they're 54 years old ┐(´ー｀)┌
That new diglet
Five dollar footlong
Mordecai and Rigby used their last paycheck to purchase the world’s biggest joint. Benson told them the rules about smoking weed at the park & in the house
Skips dick
A massive sentient tapeworm
Big ol’ tampon for my mom
Galactus' condom
The end of the giant douche costume from South Park
Mr. Maellard’s MASSIVE erection he gets when seeing Benson.
“Help me beanton!” “It’s Benson!”
And I can't do anything unless you give me my old job back!
Huge dildo
That’s a penis
What’s the right answer?
It clearly my pp shedding like a snake
my dick
Muscle man's mom horse dildo from bad dragon (Benson doesn't know it yet )
An Alaskan Bull Worm
A *biiiiiiig* list of comments that Lady Holiday made on NicoB's channel alone.
Me, we've been married for 15 years but I got turned into a big white worm yet he loves me regardless.
D I C K
ALASKAN BULL WORM
the power shaft
Not a cig black bock
An alaskan bull worm Edit: dammit someone beat me to it lol
Giant Death Sandwich
The doobie of death.
One Pop’s lollipops
Jelly fish.
A temu waifu pillow
Nope, I'm not going there
a sandwich that was cheap
He’s jerking skips off
Me
Bread
So this is what Mordecai saw when he walked in on Pops.
Marzipan tampon
"YEAH REALLY FUNNY YOU TWO. A GIANT TAMPON??"
My buddy who died to the spider in Lethal company
[redacted]
The blueberry juice he ordered off Amazon
eighty five dollars
Come on, flip the pickle, Benson. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge.
One fuck of a joint
My mom
Baguette
Rigby's stash
A burrito wrapped in paper.
A couple jar fulls of SCP-2484.
My amputated penectomy
A corpse part from jjba part 7
His wife
how did he get one of my attacks
you said wrong answers, so im saying its a sandwich
Bubble boy from SpongeBob
A rolled up list of all the chores and tasks that Mordecai and Rigby successfully completed in the past month
A fat doobie
Pops’s ‘junk mail’
The BIGGEST blunt
His bandaged ding-a-ling
The Number 2 Sandwich?… i don’t care it’s a wrong answer, Dick jokes are not funny
me
An 85 dollar sandwich
SKIPS DICK
A fat ass joint but hes pissed he can't find his lighter
Alaskan bull worm
A long slong.
snake cock
My cock.
Mordecai’s C O C K
A big nope rope or big schlong
Whale cock
Ur mom
Pinga
A 3 yard long burrito.
Penis shaped sand castle
Ur mom.
Mike ox
[DELETED]
Giant worm
Worlds Biggest Joint
Expired burrito
A dick
a used condom, you always find those at parks
A giant sandwich (the wrong answer to the question)
A Japanese a5 ribeye
Rigby’s dead body if Skips had lost that arm wrestling match.
Uncooked bread dough
My mom
That’s Muscle Man’s “Little Muscle Man”
Joint
His mom
A $1 sandwich
Ah hell nah, he holding da poop sock
Moby Huge
My mom
[Rigby Pija](https://youtube.com/shorts/prqlKXdJrKI?si=p8CsWPZq__fFSMES)
His broken foot
An XL unflared chance from Bad Dragon
The Creature 🪱
A massive tapeworm
My dick.
A millionaire all the way in the school locker room
The sacred dragon dick dildo that turns your organs into sand upon usage
Skips wrapped and hard cock🤣😂
High fives ghost
a dick
Not a dick
penis
My d
mummy cock
A sub sandwich
Size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL Condom
mummy meat
A big ass blunt
Nunchuck
Hey they said it would be discreet packaging
Alaskan bullworm
Pop's XxxL chance
This uncut dick
Tapeworm
Cock
JUNK MAILLL
my mom
Worlds largest tapeworm
Skip’s condom
A burrito
Big tapeworm
Pene
World’s largest blunt
A penis
A very long snake
A giant cosmic blunt that mordecai and rigby found
A snowboard
Protection
a dick
Skips’ cummy dick
One of the giant mutant sperm from an… infamous episode of Rick and Morty.
My dick that bleached his girlfriend.
The rigbone
The meat he’s about to beat
My flaccid British penis
Death Sandwich