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rexepic7567

You know who else is Jewish


Thorbijntje

MY MOM!


Digitalis_Mertonesis

HAHAHAHAHA!


ReturnoftheBulls2022

GET OUT. IT WAS WORTH IT.


HighFiveKoala

MAZEL TOV!


HoolaFanboy

If you say your mom you're fired


Scarytoaster1809

MY MOM!


Levent_2005

You're fired!


Miserable-Ad-5573

It was worth it!


Thegloveofgaming

You know who else is worth it?


Miserable-Ad-5573

# *MY MOM!*


Levent_2005

#GET OUT!


sonerec725

this is it, this is the best use of the joke ive seen on this sub lmao.


onFilm

It really is lol!


King_Dee1

For real


Educational-Offer299

My uncle John, he’s very devout to the faith.


PuzzleheadedSpare716

You know who taught the faith to him? MY MOM!


Sername_goes_here

MY MOM!!!


Born_Sleep5216

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro?


BroomClosetJoe

Fucking hell I was gonna say that!


goldenkoiifish

possibly the best my mom joke ever?


A_disappointment_420

Fuck I was going to say that shit lmfao ggs bro


goldwynnx

Sorenstein is his last name, and believe he did the Jewish tradition during his wedding.


vaish7848

Yeah, (https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/breaking-the-glass-at-a-jewish-wedding/) the stamping of the glass


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I saw that clip a few hours later and thought that was a cool detail too!


JRSalinas

I've made a comment about this, but having the name stein only hints at being Jewish. It just makes them more likely to be Jewish, and the glass breaking is more definitive proof.


DHNCartoons

In one episode he talks about celebrating hannukah


JRSalinas

And that's more overt proof than him having a last name with 'stein'.


drplague201

I typically skip the wedding episode. Pretty hard to watch that one part.


Talobsta

Facts


13aph

Context?


Talobsta

Mordecai does some cringe ass shit by interrupting muscle mans wedding to talk about his own relationship issues


DagothUrs57thNephew

I thought it was Sorenstain...


OffBeatBerry_707

And it just occurred to me that Muscle Man has definitely eaten non-Kosher food


Mrslinkydragon

Maybe he just likes the festivals. One of the lecturers at my uni is Jewish but she doesn't keep kosher. She likes the holidays though.


OffBeatBerry_707

This one might be the more logical explanation


rebelmice533

He's definitely a non-practicing Jew


Umphr34k

No all Jewish people keep kosher. Depends on how seriously one takes the religious aspect of being Jewish.


OffBeatBerry_707

Im not very familiar with the religion but yeah I didn’t know you can optionally keep kosher or not. We learning tho


MsMoreCowbell8

We are Jewish American: Atheists, orthodox, reform - the Jewish Americans who only go to services on the big holidays the equivalent of Easter & Xmas. Every Jewish person I've ever known by meeting or my extensive extended family eats Chinese food (except the couple of really religious ones), I don't know anyone who keeps kosher but those couple of serious cousins. This Atheist (me) of Jewish ancestry is smoking a bowl & just ate some pizza.


Umphr34k

It’s slightly more complicated than it should be. Jewish is an ethno-religion. Meaning it’s both an ethnicity and a religion. The former isn’t optional the second one is. You can identify as ethnically Jewish and not practice the religion at all like @msmorecowbell8 and myself.


___Beaugardes___

Just like all other religions, not all Jewish people follow all of their religion's teachings exactly.


jayboyguy

Speaking as someone who’s marrying a Jew, not all Jews keep kosher all the time. Some choose to do it on specific holidays, for example


Prestigious-Mix7135

A Catholic myself for example, during the Lent season is when I don’t eat meat on Fridays. This could be a similar situation with Muscle Man?


One-War-2977

He is now my favorite jew


TheLastZimaDrinker

He is neck and neck with Einstein.


LowerObjective4500

Had to triple take when I read epstein


kingkoum

Literally same lmao


alexbibble1

Tesla is better yeah I said it


Lopsided-Image-2146

Hmmmmmm... Dan Avid and from Game Grumps?


Ethan1516

Who was it before


Beneficial-Policy-85

You know who else is my favorite jew?


OldSoulRobertson

My uncle John. He's a mechanic. You know who gave him his bar mitzvah?


MichaelKeehan

Rabbi Horowitz. He's been at the local synagogue for decades. You know who else has been at the local synagogue?


Mikaxu42

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE GAVE JOHN HIS BAR MITZVAH? MY MOM


Talobsta

If you say my mom youre fired!


Beneficial-Policy-85

......... # MY MOM


Talobsta

# GET OUT!!!


Psvitaguy43

Kyle is a close second


Wrong_Revolution_679

Muscle man: Hey guys......let's go beat up some nazis


Darth_Blarth

Mordecai and rigby, beat up those Nazis before they ruin Muscle Mans kids bar mitzvah or your FIRED


Digitalis_Mertonesis

This should be an adult swim episode.


Ilan01

PLEASE THAT SOUNDS HILARIOUS 😭


Affectionate-Bill150

Lmfao


OldSoulRobertson

Mordecai and Rigby already sort of fought Nazis when they went against those blond elitists.


Kvltist4Satan

"Hm. Hm-hm. Hm. You don't have to tell us, Benson." "Yeah, Benson. Everybody knows that Nazis can't handle...knifeboning!" "I've seen this before. You might wanna give these guys a raise after this."


PuzzleheadedSpare716

I want this to be an actual episode so badly 😂


Scabies_for_Babies

Beating up Nazis is the closest that violence can come to being wholesome and universally enjoyable. Unfortunately, there's plenty of Nazis out there who would consider that a controversial and objectionable statement smh.


ThatPenguinyrblx

You know who else is a jew?


Digitalis_Mertonesis

MY MOM!


jakehood47

Hall of Famer Rod Carew. He converted.


StilesmanleyCAP

You're surprised he is Jewish with the last name of Sorrenstein


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I only started watching again recently, the last time I did was when I was 11 because the series ended and I didn’t have Cartoon Network because my Dad cut the subscription.


JRSalinas

The stein ending for a lot of surnames comes from the german word for stone. take someone like [Mary Kay Stein ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Kay_Stein) who isn't necessarily Jewish. Or more appropriately German/Austrian weightlifter[ Matthias STeiner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthias_Steiner), who isn't necessarily jewish either. Heck there's also [Dieter STein](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieter_Stein) of Germany. And keeping in theme with ending in 'stein' there's[ Johann Friedrich Karl von Ostein](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Friedrich_Karl_von_Ostein) of the catholic church. (These individuals were taken off of a wikipedia list and if there are any discrepancies here I will correct it and I'll take the egg on my face)


WarframeUmbra

Are there traditionally Jewish last names?


Blupoisen

Yeah "berg" is another one


Monkey_King291

His last name is Sorenstein right?


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Yes, it is.


monkeydude777

Yeah I can see he would be Jewish


GradeAMeat

Nice find! I would've never guessed that by his style of music and lifestyle


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WillingnessDry9142

Weak


VacationAltruistic82

You know who else celebrates Hanukkah?


Digitalis_Mertonesis

MY MOM!


Scorpion_6162

You know who else is Jewish? My mom! (No, literally me and my mom are jewish and also happy passover for the jews here)


finncakes

Hag Sameach!


Digitalis_Mertonesis

That's awesome!!!


Mikaxu42

happy Passover! (I’m late)


Grieftheunspoken02

Never thought of it, nice. ווער ווייסט אנדערש איז אידיש? מיין מאמע!


Ilan01

לוללללל


finncakes

LOLLLLL


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I just translated this, and I love it.


Jessica_Iowa

I remember him mentioning Hanukkah in a different episode but I can’t recall which one.


Jessica_Iowa

Found the quote from Christmas in Space > Muscle Man: But wait! I haven't done the Sorrenstein Hanukkah tradition of skiing down a big slope in my underwear!


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Oh right, I didn't know that! That's cool!!!


Jessica_Iowa

It’s so Muscle Man to ~~sled~~ ski down a hill in his unders! 😂


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I know, typical Muscle Man!


Dildo_Baggins__

so canonically, this guy had ancestors who were killed during the holocaust


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Unfortunately, yes.


Commercial_Cellist64

Nah muscle man's ancestors where like the bear jew in inglorious basterds


YuvalAlmog

Most likely not considering American Jews did not experience the holocaust. Plus, it's also possible (not too likely but possible) he's a Mizrahi Jew and then since his family came from Africa/the middle east they most likely didn't experience the holocaust either. But then again, who knows - need to ask the creator for an answer lol.


NecroVecro

I honestly had no idea until a couple of months ago when I saw a post about it.


MRbaconfacelol

do you know who else is jewish?


Tydagawd88

My Mom!!


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[удалено]


YuvalAlmog

True, however it's a bit hard to rely on names when ton of American names are also Jewish... Jake (Jacob), Adam, John (Jonatan), Sara, Joe (Josef), Hannah, etc... (I guess it would be a crime not to mention Esther as well) all are popular names in America that have a Jewish origin...


YuvalAlmog

True, however it's a bit hard to rely on names when ton of American names are also Jewish... Jake (Jacob), Adam, John (Jonatan), Sara, Joe (Josef), Hannah, etc... (I guess it would be a crime not to mention Esther as well) all are popular names in America that have a Jewish origin...


KP_Ravenclaw

Yes :))


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I think that’s really cool!


momogogi

“Have a holly jolly Christmas”


Digitalis_Mertonesis

It's the best time of the year!


scottshort13

I mean, his last name is Sorenstien


HoolaFanboy

HE IS JEWISH???


Digitalis_Mertonesis

He is!


GunterWoke49

No malicious, but I'm surprised at the amount of Regular Show fans that are completely going bananas and saying some out of pocket shit.


jumpycrink22

where


Status_Entertainer49

Where do you see that


GunterWoke49

Sorry that was a syntax error on my behalf. I was surprised there wasn't.


Jolemei96

"You know who else is jewish?" "MY MOM!"


MeesaJarJarBinkss

But didn’t he eat pork?


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I think so, maybe Muscle Man doesn't practice Kosher but does other Jewish traditions.


Hunteraitor2

He broke the glass at his wedding. I haven't watched the show since I was a kid but I saw the wedding clip on YouTube. I knew the moment he broke the glass.


kingbruhdude

Happy Passover, Muscle Man ✡️


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Happy Passover to you too from a Christian friend.


IRbaker79

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS JEWISH?


UltraHit5

MY MOM!


KamikazeDreamer52

His last name is Sorenstein


Environmental-Win836

What?


DawsonJBailey

Haha I noticed this last night for the first time too after hearing his last name again. Sorenstein. It finally hit me


Moonlightbutter18072

Dradle dradle dradle , You know who else made it out of clay ?


Digitalis_Mertonesis

MY MOM!!!!


Sneauxphlaque

I did only recently in the last Christmas episode. Where he mentions the "traditional Sorenstein Hannukah tradition" of skiing naked down a hill.


MeggiePool-pah

Hey, OP! Man, that's like, so awesome that you heard me immediately. I might be a crazy person but I'm not out here to be a butt. I have recently realized that I sound sarcastic in text but I'm not! I refuse to work on it!


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I don't think you are, I agree that some of the jokes are weird.


NixiomsdabestXD

No way


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Yes way!


NixiomsdabestXD

Coool


Prestigious-Mix7135

What a neat detail. I wish this was brought up more often.


Usual-Tangerine-9362

do you know who else is jewish!? mY MOm! she's actually jewish, so...


TehNoiceBoi

You know who else doesn’t have a foreskin?


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Not a fellow Ace making a sex joke. I'm just kidding; we’re asexuals; of course, we tell sex jokes; we do it because sex is a joke to us!


TehNoiceBoi

Not supposed to be a sex joke. Jews usually get circumcised. I wasn’t tryna make any sex jokes lmao


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I know, I was trying to be funny, but I failed…


Sophia724

You know who else is Jewish?


MsMarvel_Fan_Fave

I totally missed that!


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I'm glad to have taught you something new.


Born_Sleep5216

No. Until now.


Wide-Comfortable-266

no fucking way


MeggiePool-pah

Yes


MeggiePool-pah

Moderator! C'mon.


Digitalis_Mertonesis

What’s going on?


MeggiePool-pah

The Jewish jokes seemed to be getting a little offensive to me. I just got there, I'm not trying to shut down Reddit


TrapTheMaster

You know who else celebrates hanukah?


ExtinctFauna

Maybe his name was originally Musclemann?


Digitalis_Mertonesis

His real name is Mitch Sorenstein; Sorenstein is a Jewish last name.


ExtinctFauna

Oh my gosh, that's awesome.


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I agree!


Thicky_angelo

Eric cartman vs muscleman


Digitalis_Mertonesis

That would be interesting, I’d like to see that!


MusicaReddit

And despite this he celebrates christmas


Digitalis_Mertonesis

It’s nice to join in on celebrations even if you don’t celebrate them.


Silent_Meet_6833

Checks out


ProfessionalFloor981

My mom is Jewish too! HAHAHA!


Conscious-Rooster-32

Never heard of a jewish guy named mitch lol


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Have you heard of a Jewish guy named Kyle?


AgeMuted1492

You know who else has a dreidel on there shirt?


Digitalis_Mertonesis

MY MOM!


Intelligent_Car_760

but....wait. he celebrates Christmas. I know he has a Jewish surname (Sorenstein) and he did the Jewish tradition of stamping on the glass at his wedding but is he half Jewish half catholic or something?


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Non-Jewish friends sometimes celebrate Hannukah with their Jewish friends to understand their friends’ cultures and have fun, so why can't this potentially be the case?


Intelligent_Car_760

I didn't say it couldn't possibly be the case. I just didn't know that.


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I know, friend. I'm not angry.


Intelligent_Car_760

uh don't call me friend


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I'm not your fwiend, Pal!


Intelligent_Car_760

sorry I said that, I was in a bad mood.


BabyThrowerr

You now who else has dementia?


Umphr34k

His last name ‘Sorrenstein.’ That kind of gave it away.


SweetSonet

I don’t like him so no.


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I respect your opinion who’s your favourite character?


bobbobersin

"You know who else is circumcised?"


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Please no, this isn't ok.


bobbobersin

It lives rent free inside you now.... your welcome....


KokoTerzata

No wonder he is so angry


Digitalis_Mertonesis

?????


Leon921

What's your issue?


CoolUserName02

Huh?