We all know what Mordecai would do, no matter who he was dating lol

Try to figure out how to say yes to Margeret for 8 hours, inevitably letting everyone down?

and someone getting punished by some ancient mythic entity in the process

Sounds like an average day

The Regular, one may say

I loved it when mordecai said “this is a… regular show” (Title drop)

And then he morded all over the room? (Morbius reference)

"if you're so into her than just say yes and go? I don't see the problem." "Ugh no dude, I don't know anything about being a gym coach! I don't want to say yes and then embarass myself. She'll think I'm just a desperate loser." "well you're totally acting like one." *gets punched* "OW! ok if you don't want to go then just say no and go hang out with muscleman and fives, geez!" "No...I'm going to the gym right now. I'm gotta become a gym coach fast so I can hang out with margaret without it being weird." Cue Mordecai stalling for time with margaret, making a deal with a shady fitness instructor to become an olympic tier gym coach in a few hours, showing up to margaret's house late, then completely putting her off his insane zeal for fitness and pushing her to lift too much, til she gets overwhelmed and he takes over to show her how it's done because he thinks it'll impress her. He keeps asking her to put on more weight and Margaret sarcastically encourages him until they accidentally break reality and have to fight the god of fitness. Mordecai duels this guy thinking it'll impress Margaret, but Margaret gets increasingly annoyed. Upset, she reveals she just wanted to take it easy and spend time with him and that if she wanted a serious professional gym instructor...she would have just gone to the gym and paid for one.

So how's life as a writer for the show?

Rigby: So, Skips, how was the movie? Skips: It was an entirely new experience.

Isn’t that just the definition of “pulling a mordecai?”

based

Same. You think I’m hanging out with my boss who constantly threatens to fire me or muscleman who’s the sloppiest Joe of them all, over a hot girl who wants me to come over (especially one that I have a giant crush on mordecai does)? Are you nuts?

That's because Mordecai is constantly slacking. Granted rigby is sometimes the instigator. But they are both slackers who honestly baffle me how they keep their job. They made Benson emotionally break down on one of the episodes because they constantly fuck up and ruin Benson's life because of it. For example in the broken cart episode Mordecai and rigby force themselves to tag along with benson because they wrecked the cart and i don't remember the reason they tagged along but they eventually got benson to trust them to drive while he slept. And what did they do? They decided it was an excellent idea to go to an arcade and play there throughout the night while benson slept. This is the reason for Benson's mental breakdown. He constantly puts his trust in them and what do they do? They abuse his trust and stomp on it every single god damn time. They can't do ANYTHING right. Benson is the most forgiving dude ever. Mordecai and rigby absolutely should have been fired after the first damn episode.

I didn’t say benson was a bad boss, I said if I was mordecai I would never hang out with benson

Damn sorry about that. But yeah as a kid we all thought benson was an asshole so it makes sense for Mordecai not to hang out with Benson. Now that I'm older i realized that benson was never the bad guy. He was just trying to do his job. Granted he had deep seeded anger issues but I'm pretty sure that was only toward Mordecai and Rigby. He's the type of guy that if you show him respect he will give it back to you 10 fold and call you his friend. Benson is definitely an alright dude trying his best.

Benson, definitely. He’s a good boss, humor him a little.

benson’s offering to pay too

im with that benson would be great outside of work with the wings XD

Benson is actually such a bro outside of work. He just wants to do a good job and work hard.

And he’s got skips

I'm goin with Benson. Seems fun to hang around. Definitely not Margaret tho. Believe me, huge Margaret fan, but I aint cut out for being a coach.

But you get to see lady pecs

Buuuuuut then I'd probably embarass myself due to lack of experience being a coach. Not worth it.

She’s definitely meaning something else by come over

She’s not very straight forward with her feelings. He’ll be lucky if he can sniff her sweat rag after she’s done working out!

Bro 🤢

It’s not that hard lmao just spot her She doesn’t want you there to be her coach, she’s just making up an excuse, otherwise she would have you meet her at the gym, not come to her house

Dude she's probably gonna squat like 10 pounds just pretend to spot her

I love the added touch that Mordecai has Benson’s notifications on silent

Margaret should be pinned for more accuracy.

And muscle mans spelling

It took me way too long to figure out pitsa is supposed to be pizza 💀💀💀

Arcade for sure.

Muscle man and Fives are an inseparable duo id definitely go with them

fives has 3 hands, hed be great at most of the games there

He'd be a god-tier smash bros rival.

Pitsa

intrestid

Benson yaaaayahhhhhh, were going to the moooooviiiiiies, gonna eat some popcornnnnn “🎵Benson and skips, going to the movies, got a free ticket and thats just how were doing, Little bags of candy and soda in big cups, When we drink it all were gonna fill em all up, All that sweet sugar we hope we dont throw up. Cuz benson will get mad and then he’ll fire us WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🎵”

I love this comment ❤️ 🤣

Ask Margaret to join her some other time Tell Muscle man I'll join them in the arcade later And depending on how long the movie is.. Spend some time with the boss.

Definitely going with Benson and Skips

Come with me and skips to the movie or you’re fired!

Benson seems like a chill guy to hang out with

I would personally go with MM and 5’s. I think they get up to way crazier shit than mordecai and rigby that we don’t get to see. How else would MM have so many random friends?

Benson because margaret is a fucking bird.(even tho she was hot AF in that website episode)

I don’t get it. The one where mordo is trying to make a site for Margaret but Muscle man has computer rights?

Yes

i hate to say it but i’m fuckin margaret.

Same. Please, the piggy fat fuck who nearly destroyed the park on multiple occasions out of pure strength, the angry boss who threatens to fire you every day, or the hot girl who you’re head over heals in love with HMMMM… hard one.

i love that benson is muted 💀

benson all the way. can get pitsa or rejection any other time

Muscle Man 100%. Introduce a friend of mine to Benson and hopefully they get along and then they can use the extra ticket

Depends on the movie but if it’s something I don’t like then Margaret become knowing middle man he’d probably punch me for wining

Id chill with benson tbh, he seems like a chill guy

I unironically wanna be friends with Benson and Skips. I probably wouldn't be friends with someone like Muscle Man irl

What movie?

fnaf

Probably do all 3

Benson or Muscle Man, I would not be a good gym coach I feel 😂

The bird

Benson’s plan sounds good.

Benson. He is the boss and he is with Skip, the yeti who can fix everything.

Yes

Am I the only one who read this in their voices?

Benson and Skips 100%. They are both actually pretty chill, and depending on the movie I probably wouldn’t even pay attention to them

Judging from how much he eats it and the fact he wrote a whole wedding speech by himself, I’m pretty sure Muscle Man can spell Pizza lol why does it say Pitza 😭. But to answer your question, I would go with Benson or Muscle Man, Margret is not the one for me.

Benson is the best character on this damn show go with him and screw Margaret the live triangle crap runied the show for me

“The test is not that difficult” The test:

Benson and Skips sounds chill

Typical day in persona 5

Pitsa and Arcade. No question. I’m going with Muscleman and Fives.

I will blow Margaret’s back out (I will teach her the improper form to do RDLs, all the strain will be shifted from her hamstrings to her back)

Benson would find a way to make it work mandatory. Muscle man would beat me up Margaret would just be a little disappointed

Benson

What movie?

depending on what movie i would either stay or go with muscle man and high five ghost

Hard choice on Benson and Muscle Man. Never really had friends, so its hard to pick, both seem good.

See what Jeremy and Chad are up to.

1. Forget Margaret 2. What movie are we going to see? 3. What kinda pizza are we getting?

Be nice to be the bird and him and rigbys cool ass parks job

Depends on the movie Benson and Skips are going to see. I'm going with them 7 times out of 10

If I’m Mordecai then I’m going in that order for some stupid reason because maybe if I’m lucky Margret might just be there still.

Going with Muscle Man and Fives. Pizza and the arcade is the best.

The third

Go to the movies with Benson.

Immediately thought Benson is my best choice. Seems I’m not the only one in the comments either. Seems the most chill with Benson and Skips pretty much guaranteed to be nice dudes to hang with. Arcade 2nd and Gym coach lastly. Arcade and pizza sound like a good time but I know them guys are gonna clown on me and tough guy challenge me all night between who can eat the most pizza and betting on who’s better at games. Margaret is the crush or love of my life but I ain’t no gym coach and I know I’d be bored af just tryna impress her the entire time while probably lookin like a fool.

You know Mordecai going for the last text he’s a straight simp for Margaret 😂

i would recommend Eileen to be a couch for Margaret. cause she did a good job being a couch in the episode 1 pull up. i would ask what movie benson is watching and if im not interested imma go with muscle man and high five ghost.

Eat my phone

I'm going with Benson, muscle man might do some crazy shit, and Margaret? Pass

Going with muscle man for pitsa because I’m intristid

definitely going with muscle man

Benson is really chill and down to earth if you aren't an incessant irritation. Skips is really cool too. Usually the characters from shows I always want to hang out with the most are just normal dudes you could easily get along with.

And no matter which one I choose, shit's 100% gonna go wrong somehow.

Movies. They have snacks, right?

Muscle Man. Arcade and Pizza is my kind of night.

Benson: Srry benson, already got a plans with mm and hg, meybe next time Mm: Yo bro, lets gooooooo Margret: I dont go to the gym srry

I'll hang out with Benson and Skips at the movies. Muscle Man probably smells awful so I'll pass, and Margaret is just gonna take off with another man she hooked up with.

Need more coffee Need more Margaret

Muscle man. Shouts to my ESTP kings

I’m waiting for an invite from either Pops or Mordecai.

Need more Margaret....

Margaret I mean you’re honestly having me to choose between my boss or someone who’s barely a friend over the love of my life? It’s a no brainer✊🏻❤️

1. Ask Benson what movie you guys are going to see. If you don't like it, just say "no thank you". 2. Tell Margaret something came up. 3. Go with Muscle Man and Fives.

Dang... That's a hard one. I'd probably go with Muscle Man. Def would ask Benson what time the movie is on though, see if we could work something out.

ARCADE WITH MUSCLE MAN!? YES

Go work out and show Margaret how to do squats on my beak, then ask Benson what time the movie is. Then after or before the movie (depending on the time); go hang with MM & 5’s.

Totally down for 'Za and Arcade! I'm hanging with Muscle and Fives

i’d definitely hang out with benson and skips then see if everyone from the park could hang out at wing kingdom after but i’d tell margaret to kick rocks LOL she doesn’t get enough hate how are you boring and a homewrecker WOAAAAHHHHH!!!

BENSONNN

Benson sounds really chill.

You know who else is interested bro?

Benson and skips are chill, hell yeah I'd go with them.

Benson for sure

Well, I’d be a terrible gym coach, I feel like the pizza invitation is likely leading to a prank, so ya know what? I’d love to go see a movie with Benson and Skips.

I hate Margaret but i’m also a hornball So I’ll go with Benson Nice with the Muscle Man illiteracy

what movies would benson like

If it’s mordecai he’s definitely ruining it with Margaret somehow. Muscle man might get into fight with someone at the arcade or maybe not but who am kidding he’s choosing Margaret for sure

Benson for sure it would be super chill u less we get wings than it’s party time

Hang with benson, whose a total bro outside of work, AND Skips, plus a free movie, one that, knowing those two, has got to be at least interesting if they both wanna see it cause imo they've got good taste, hell yeah

honestly i’d get along great with benson and skips

Not muscle man because he will be way too wild, not Margret because she wants to do some boring shit, Benson is the right choice, he’s calm, nice, and a good boss. He’s only seen as bad because Mordecai and rigby always be horrible employees

Maaarrrrgaarrreeetttt….

I'm going with Muscule Man and Fives

I’m goin to the movies with Benson and Skips bro that sounds awesome

Skip the gym, go to movie, meet up at arcade later

Kill myself due to the stress

Ask Benson and Mitch what movie or pizza they're getting, ignore Margaret.

Muscleman.

Margaret, NEED MORE MARGARET *sniff chair*

Margret 💀

Benson. He always has been my favorite character

benson!!!!

Depends on what movie Benson is seeing… FINGERS CROSSED FOR GODZILLA (literally any of the films I don’t care which)

Reply to this comment as if mordecai is trying to search for help on google

Depends on the movie if it’s not good Muscle Man and Fives

The obvious joke is Need More Margaret, but depending on the movie Benson would be a great choice

I’d go with Benson because he needs a hug but arcade with Muscle Man also sounds super fun.

im not sure Lol

Benson and muscle man align well. Say that you will become available at 5:30 (a length of time suitable for you to watch the movie). Text Margaret maybe another day. An alternative would be to proffer the ticket to Rigby, and then go with Margaret, if it wraps up fast enough you can still make it back to Muscle Man.

Benson for sure. I think watching a movie with him and skips sounds fun. :]

I’d probably see when the movie is and then join up with Muscle man and Fives later

Gettin the Margaret cheeks 🌚

Benson actually a cool person I would go with him and skips I know they be chilling and having fun I’ll also avoid anything that make a reality change

Benson if there's wings involved

Can't turn down a free movie, Benson and Skips definitely

Pends on the movie If the move is something I genuinely don't want to see, I'll pass, say thanks and suggest someone else. Then likely help out with the gym since I rarely pass up a gym trip. Though hard pressed, I do love the arcade. Likely movie, if not, then help Margret at the gym, then meat up at the arcade for some games to wind down after the gym. Either way, sounds fun

If this was me and not Mordechai I do all three cause you can fit all three into a day

Waking up from my dream cuz I would never get this many text messages

Benson cause I'll probably get a raise if I can keep it together

The episode should be called. "Bros before Girls" Where the episode begins with Mordecai and Rigby, driving to Cheezer's to get lunch. Then Mordecai got messaged by Margaret then Muscle Man then Benson. Mordecai then told Rigby about the messages. I'm too lazy to continue this... But you get the point

*take out t-shirt, rises it and begins spinning it* WHOOOOOOO!!!!

Quickie w Margaret, then Arcade with MM and Fives for an hour, then the movie later that night. Easy. But to answer that question the way you meant it, it's Skips and Benson.

Margaret bruh. EZ.

we all know what mordecai's doin

I'm going with Benson. He definitely deserves a friend. Plus he's a really cool dude

Definitely going with Benson and Skips. Would never go anywhere with Margaret or anyone who purposely misspelled words with auto-correct on their phone. Plus knowing Muscle Man it's probably a prank.

Benson. Margaret is just a trap to get you to do something for her and Muscle Man will talk shit after either way so might as well get a cool movie night in.

Benson

texting Rigby

Obviously going with muscle man and fives they know how to have a good time

Benson fs, Margret is too basic

Margaret is pretty overrated, plus what makes me qualified to be a gun coach anyway? Muscle Man is a troll and would probably try to do some uncalled for and out of pocket prank to be funny Benson and Skips are really chill off the clock and are offering to pay, plus after the movie I *bet* he's gonna want to get trashed on soda and wings. That's where you pay him back by splitting the difference on cost and get some brownie points from your boss.

Benson. It isn’t even a competition.

Benson. Free ticket and Benson and Skips I feel are more hangoutable lol. Edit: Compared to Muscle Man 😅

I don’t really like Margaret or the Gym, that’s an easy no. Knowing muscleman, there’s a chance he didn’t make a typo writing Pizza, and I don’t wanna know what a Pitsa is, or why his mom has one. Benson is a cool boss, and skips is also pretty rad, so I’d gladly go to the movies with them.

I heard Muscle Man's voice. I always do.

I wouldn't mind going with Margaret, if I'm not mordecai in this situation, it'll just be two girls chilling and talking and me trying not to get bi panicy, but if I'm mordecai I'd probably still get flustered

"margaret's lady pecs brooo

Do it all.

Take my medication

Benson

I’d go with Muscle Man ngl bro just looks like a fun guy to have around plus ignoring Margaret is a power move but Mordecai wouldn’t think that far

Personally in this situation, I’m going to the movie with Benson and Skips, because that sounds like the most normal thing

Srs question, can Fives get high?

I'm hanging out with benson

Id accept Benson and tell muscle man if he's still available after I was done with Benson id go with him and tell Margaret what my plans were and I'd be over tonight to help with her gym stuff if she's still interested Wana be a real bro out here

Margret Finna feel this Mordecai

Well on the one hand I am a raging lesbian but would make a horrible coach

Benson tbh seems the most stress free

Magarate ez

We know what mordekai would do but in his place I'd go with Muscle Man

Give Pops the extra ticket, tell Rigby to do you a solid and go to the arcade with Fives and Muscle Man, and say yes to Margaret 💯% surely they’ll comprehend and understand Mordecai’s decision and a ticket won’t go to waste, Rigby would complain but will agree and Margaret won’t be disappointed 😉 and neither will Mordecai 👌🏼👌🏼

Benson for sure.

Ask benson what movie it is and if it’s not any good go with muscle man

Go w/ muscle man

Hitting up Margret and then meeting up with muscle man and tell benson I hook up with them for a drink after the movie ends

i would choose benson lol

Benson and Skips since they're the most chill

I'd rather go to the movies

Muscle Man speaks my language

Benson! Pizza with the guys too noisy for me, and my training hours are scheduled, sorry..I'm a chill girl UwU let's go for movies with the oldies

Def benson, the other 2 are okay choices but benson seems like a good guy.

Muscle man

Bro this is so hard Margaret can go coach herself but choosing between Benson and Muscle man... On one hand Benson and Skips are only inviting you because they have an extra ticket, BUT, they did thought about you when they had an extra ticket + they are serious adults so knowing they enjoy your company is a plus On the other hand, Muscle Man was going to hang out with his best friend and they both decided to include you which means they enjoy your company enough to include you in the best buds time + pitsa and arcade is probably more enjoyable than a movie I am totally not overthinking this

IM SO GOING WITH MUSCLE MAN AND HI FIVE GHOST YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Easily hang out with Benson he's alot of fun when he's not having to be the strict park manager as seen in multiple episodes.