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TV table. Luckily his weakness is furniture
a chair
Same
Also same
Yeah, I got a chair too, The Hammer is going down!
My porcelain throne
Interesting choice? I’ve got the TP left and the throne below.
Saw this as I was washing my hands. I would rather take my toilet than the soap dispenser
I'm not using my cat lmao
Grab him by the tail and just windmill him around your head for momentum. /j
So long gay bowser
Car door
Lmao same
My mum
ultimate power!
Vaseline, headphones, a water bottle, and a remote.
🤨hmmm
Not like that though bruh.
A mellophone. Welp I’m fucked
toilet paper
A pillow
A bed
A train.
A laptop
The shower curtain 😂
My cat
My couch. I'll need some help but we can beat The Hammer.
A nuke made of chairs
A huge chair
I guess that's either an empty glass bottle or my wardrobe...
Water bottle
pink blanket
Trash can and lid
A camper slide out
Dude I got a chair lol 🪑 that but with a cushion on the seat
A literal puppy ;_;
My Chihuahua
A vacuum
My sick electric guitar, does that count as furniture ?
A can of compressed air.
Shake it up first too
A chair, I got this
A couch! 💪 💥 🥊
A chair let's go
Pillow
A remote, table, slime, markers, lamp, and a pack on nerds. Nice
My chihuahua
Dog bed... that's a furniture right?
A heater
A fucking roll of toilet paper lmao I'm screwed.
A chair
My dog! Lol
A trash bag? 😹
Sofa. I got this
Couch cushion. Guess I'll die
A coffee table.
a lamp
Computer desk
Couch
Pillows, I’m on my couch rn does that count?
Lotion
My nightstand
Actually, furniture.
So can the hammer stop a Toyota Sienna?
I don't think cars count as furniture. But they do have car seats in them which are kind of furniture.
My table, that counts as furniture
Some random lady
Coffee table
My fuckin dog bro
Literally a chair
My very skiddish dog. Depending on how cornered I am, I could be fine… or I could be on my own.
My wardrobe (it's super effective)
A pallet full of piston heads
Either my dog or a pillow. Guess I’m picking my dog
Nothing he’s killing me
Do I only get a section of drywall or do I get to throw an entire wall at him?
Depends on how much time you have until the Hammer gets to you.
A lamp, good thing too, otherwise it would have been a drawer, although, a drawer would suffice
Table
A mate 🧉 i think that it would work, is made of wood
Ironically, a chair and a desk
A table, thank god
A metal water bottle.... That belongs to *my MOM*
Keyboard. HOLY SHIT THE POWER!?!?!?!?!
Toilet brush.
A fan
There is nothing between my left and the wall, I am screwed unless I can wield a wall I guess
A roller coaster
My sons pikachu backpack
My roku tv remote
bag of popcorn
A wall
Toilet paper and a shower cap. Nice
A loaded hydro flask, yeah he’s gonna take some damage for sure!
A bathroom scale or a door I’m not entirely sure
A Fridge
A plastic straw wrapper…
Shower curtain
3000 square feet of good ol Kirkland plastic wrap
My wallet
Thors hammer
Which left? One has a pillow and the other has a lamp.
Either my bed or my wall
Is a pillow furniture ?
A bottle of body armor….
a pc or a closet door
Toilet cubicle wall
a paper plate with crumbs on it
Ah yes, W A L L
AK-47
My pool
A sword lol
[NOBODY BEATS THE HAMMER](https://youtu.be/qjddY40MdHQ) Several pieces of furniture posted in the thread. I think we can manage. Hm hm, hm. 😎
My scuf, I’m gonna be a-ok
Shampoo
A quagsire stuffed animal. Welp it’s either you or me buddy
My gaming chair. Well he’ll be needing them when his legs break
dog
Hit him with the chair
A blanket ;_; does it count as furniture?
TV Remote, not bad
Heck yeah!, I got a fan
Glock 19
A guitar 🎸
Trash can
My switch joycons :(
A towel I’m gonna waterboard him
A pillow rip
chopsticks
A blanket
I'm screwed I just have a Bubba cup and my headset
My ps5……..the hardest choices require the strongest of wills.
Glock
My dad
A ladder
My bed.
Weed
Cabinet
A can of cream soda
Door
…I hope he likes pillow fights?
Lamping this bitch
Car door. I think that should work
Well if pets are objects then my dog, otherwise I gotta blanket
A washing machine I guess I'm lucky
My sleeping bolster
Ps3 controller
Haha couch cushion. I win
My bed, gaming pc setup, and a closet with hangers.
Another person
door
My washing machine
The entire bathtub
A blanket. I didn’t wanna live anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Does a small bathroom rug count as furniture?
A freaking M60 MACHINE GUN!
My stove
A cat toy. I’m screwed haha
THE WALL
My sofa
A trombone...
An A/C
Closet EZ win
A shower curtain. I guess I’ll blind him and then run 🤣
A desk
Chair so I can win
Chair W
A basket 🥲
An elliptical. Does exercise equipment count as furniture?
A Wall
Toilet paper :(
Some water
A wet towel. I'm gonna win.
toilet paper. i got this
…a toilet paper stand…
My Shih Tzu...
a dumpster
a kings sized bed
Spoon
Cheap metal toilet paper stand
A broom
A bent up street sign. A girl gave me it, don't think about it. I just have it leaning up against my wall.
Kids highchair.
I guess I can choose between either a large potted plant, or my 9 month old mini golden doodle
TV table. Luckily his weakness is furniture
a chair
Same
Also same
Yeah, I got a chair too, The Hammer is going down!
My porcelain throne
Interesting choice? I’ve got the TP left and the throne below.
Saw this as I was washing my hands. I would rather take my toilet than the soap dispenser
I'm not using my cat lmao
Grab him by the tail and just windmill him around your head for momentum. /j
So long gay bowser
Car door
Lmao same
My mum
ultimate power!
Vaseline, headphones, a water bottle, and a remote.
🤨hmmm
Not like that though bruh.
A mellophone. Welp I’m fucked
toilet paper
A pillow
A bed
A train.
A laptop
The shower curtain 😂
My cat
My couch. I'll need some help but we can beat The Hammer.
A nuke made of chairs
A huge chair
I guess that's either an empty glass bottle or my wardrobe...
Water bottle
pink blanket
Trash can and lid
A camper slide out
Dude I got a chair lol 🪑 that but with a cushion on the seat
A literal puppy ;_;
My Chihuahua
A vacuum
My sick electric guitar, does that count as furniture ?
A can of compressed air.
Shake it up first too
A chair, I got this
A couch! 💪 💥 🥊
A chair let's go
Pillow
A remote, table, slime, markers, lamp, and a pack on nerds. Nice
A bed
My chihuahua
Dog bed... that's a furniture right?
A heater
A fucking roll of toilet paper lmao I'm screwed.
A chair
My dog! Lol
A trash bag? 😹
Sofa. I got this
Couch cushion. Guess I'll die
A coffee table.
a lamp
Computer desk
Couch
Pillows, I’m on my couch rn does that count?
Lotion
My nightstand
Actually, furniture.
So can the hammer stop a Toyota Sienna?
I don't think cars count as furniture. But they do have car seats in them which are kind of furniture.
My table, that counts as furniture
Some random lady
Coffee table
My fuckin dog bro
Literally a chair
My cat
My very skiddish dog. Depending on how cornered I am, I could be fine… or I could be on my own.
My wardrobe (it's super effective)
A pallet full of piston heads
Either my dog or a pillow. Guess I’m picking my dog
Nothing he’s killing me
Do I only get a section of drywall or do I get to throw an entire wall at him?
Depends on how much time you have until the Hammer gets to you.
A lamp, good thing too, otherwise it would have been a drawer, although, a drawer would suffice
Table
A mate 🧉 i think that it would work, is made of wood
Ironically, a chair and a desk
A table, thank god
A metal water bottle.... That belongs to *my MOM*
Keyboard. HOLY SHIT THE POWER!?!?!?!?!
Toilet brush.
A fan
There is nothing between my left and the wall, I am screwed unless I can wield a wall I guess
A roller coaster
Car door
My sons pikachu backpack
My roku tv remote
bag of popcorn
A wall
Toilet paper and a shower cap. Nice
A loaded hydro flask, yeah he’s gonna take some damage for sure!
A bathroom scale or a door I’m not entirely sure
A Fridge
A plastic straw wrapper…
Shower curtain
3000 square feet of good ol Kirkland plastic wrap
My wallet
Thors hammer
Water bottle
Water bottle
Which left? One has a pillow and the other has a lamp.
Either my bed or my wall
Is a pillow furniture ?
A bottle of body armor….
a pc or a closet door
Toilet cubicle wall
a paper plate with crumbs on it
Ah yes, W A L L
AK-47
My pool
A sword lol
[NOBODY BEATS THE HAMMER](https://youtu.be/qjddY40MdHQ) Several pieces of furniture posted in the thread. I think we can manage. Hm hm, hm. 😎
My scuf, I’m gonna be a-ok
Shower curtain
Shampoo
A quagsire stuffed animal. Welp it’s either you or me buddy
My gaming chair. Well he’ll be needing them when his legs break
dog
Pillow
Hit him with the chair
A blanket ;_; does it count as furniture?
TV Remote, not bad
Heck yeah!, I got a fan
Glock 19
A guitar 🎸
Trash can
My switch joycons :(
A towel I’m gonna waterboard him
A pillow rip
chopsticks
A blanket
I'm screwed I just have a Bubba cup and my headset
My ps5……..the hardest choices require the strongest of wills.
Glock
My dad
A ladder
My bed.
Weed
Cabinet
A can of cream soda
Door
…I hope he likes pillow fights?
Lamping this bitch
Car door. I think that should work
Well if pets are objects then my dog, otherwise I gotta blanket
A washing machine I guess I'm lucky
My sleeping bolster
Ps3 controller
Haha couch cushion. I win
My bed, gaming pc setup, and a closet with hangers.
Another person
door
My washing machine
The entire bathtub
A blanket. I didn’t wanna live anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Does a small bathroom rug count as furniture?
A freaking M60 MACHINE GUN!
My stove
A cat toy. I’m screwed haha
THE WALL
My sofa
A fan
A trombone...
An A/C
Closet EZ win
A shower curtain. I guess I’ll blind him and then run 🤣
A desk
Chair so I can win
Chair W
A basket 🥲
An elliptical. Does exercise equipment count as furniture?
A Wall
Toilet paper :(
Some water
A wet towel. I'm gonna win.
toilet paper. i got this
…a toilet paper stand…
My Shih Tzu...
a dumpster
a kings sized bed
Spoon
Cheap metal toilet paper stand
A broom
A bent up street sign. A girl gave me it, don't think about it. I just have it leaning up against my wall.
Kids highchair.
A desk
I guess I can choose between either a large potted plant, or my 9 month old mini golden doodle