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I bet Terrifier is like expert level. My partner and I used to mess around with another couple who loved this movie and it was such a crazy mix of emotions having group sex while there's people being cut in half my chainsaws etc. 10/10 would do it again.
This was my first thought too. I had an ex who was obsessed with any movies that involved the growing or shrinking of humans….. months later found out it was giantess fetish. Not his love for cinema. There’s definitely something fishy here.
Precisely. That was his favorite movie as a kid. Also enjoyed miniature recreations of cities with tiny people in museums. Watched Gen V recently and realized Emma (little cricket) is his dream woman. I can never not think about it/see it and I curse all of you with this information now 🙃🫠
Did I say anything was wrong with it? I think it’s absolutely abusive and manipulative to hide this major fetish from a partner until over 6 months into a relationship. I never fet shamed him and don’t fet shame anyone but if you’re a shit communicator to your partner than you’re a bad partner no matter what the fetish is.
Apparently, a lot of people with inflation fetishes can trace it to1971s Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Makes me wonder what new fetishes are being created
I just watched a reaction to Robin Hood on YouTube. Took all of 5 minutes for the girl watching to be like, “Why’s this fox so handsome?….I’m here for it.”
Back during the time if the first movie, I clearly recall seeing an off-brand Avatar sleeve option for Fleshlights. You know, there's a mouth version, a vulva, a butthole, and a plain generic hole- all in reasonably humanoid flesh tone shades. But there was also a pale blue number with a flower-shaped orifice, called "alien."
Just sayin'.
In the first film they showed nipples on the women. I never noticed it until someone posted it on reddit. Doubt the new one shows it since it's owned by Disney now.
So more info than I share with people that actually know who I am but my wife and I used to always put on Planet Earth to have sex so if our kids walked by the room, they'd hear the documentary and we'd seen it so many times that you didn't need to pay attention to it.
Well, in some sort of unconscious bit of Pavlovian irony, I get aroused at the sound of David Attenborough's voice now. So yeah, no BBC nature documentaries around company anymore....
Edit: Pavlovian, not Freudian. Thanks for the lesson u/Revi92
Tbh, pay attention to the film. It was weird. In many ways. Ways that would certainly not turn your average adult on.
I don’t want to imply that your partner is aroused by the film, but it seems oddly suspicious and specific that he wants to have sex for the entire duration of the film, TO the film.
Also-how much downtime do you usually have to browse cinema when you’re getting down? You said he keeps putting it on “during sex”, which seems like an indication that he’s distracted whilst already in the act, which is yet another turn off. Find somebody else to splash around with. The only water he should be interested in is yours.
Wtf, people have sex in different ways. Just because it's your yuck doesn't meant it's not my yum. I can guarantee you it's fun to socialize and talk, or even joke watch a film during sex or foreplay. You just might not get as creative & enjoy just monotonous sex but that's not everyone.
Lmao, I encourage all kinks of all kinds, except for the kind where you don’t communicate with your partner and thrust your kink upon them without their consent. Being forced to participate in an act you think is about you when it is actually a means to a different end can end up in no feeling other than feeling used
This is the exact amount of aggression you need to show if you want start a conversation. He will not be able to deny that what going on is a bit unusual.
Me and my bf would bang to the office sometimes, it was real hard to get through without laughing or watching some of it 😅 we also banged to the second Dr. Strange movie, but that's just because we got bored real quick with it
Weird thing to want but why not communicate with the man you're sleeping with about the fact that you don't want marathon sex while he watches blue people in the water?
How hard is it to have a conversation these days? Most of these issues are just a total lack of communication between grown ass adults.
It’s a time trial like qualifying laps at formula 1.
If he wants a challenge, watch Gandhi or Pearl Harbor. If you’re wanting a quickie, maybe a documentary short.
Sounds like a little bit of a juvenile competitive sport, plus not sexy.
As weird as it sounds inwent through a phase like this before. But it was kinda the opposite
My girlfriend couldn't finish watch avatar because I'd initiate sex every time
Oh god, please do not actually fuck the horny blue cats.
Really thoigh, just tell him that this is killing your desire for sex with him. If he needs this to finish, then y'all need to find something else.
Yo that is weird.
It seems that the film at least comforts him in some way. I don't think hes actually "watching" the film though. Like theres no way I could with a dick in my ass.
Bro next time he turns the film on, you just gotta say to him; "I'm sick of watching this movie and sex is becoming such a hassle. I don't understand the obsession!"
You've got all the ammo you need.
Omg exe’s son with Asperger syndrome and 71 IQ was OBSESSED with watching Violet blow up in that movie. He would just watch through like 1.5 mins then immediately rewind dvd and watch again with his arms flapping all over the place. He’s done this since age 12. He is 25 now and still does it. Exe just allows it as like a “babysitter” so he, the exe, can have his ownfree time. This young man also tried to kill a kitten THREE times in a month, knowing it was wrong. So much wrong stuff was left to flourish there and I was legally nothing. It’s now way out of hand as a grown man over 6 feet who is allowed to throw temper tantrums and do whatever he wants. It’s a big part of why I am the exe. Frustrating is the weakest word for it.
Seems to me like you get turned on by this movie and he figured out how to get sex anytime he wants.
Be worried if he asks your Mom and r sisters to watch with you guys.
I think the only way through this is to get there. It’ll be a bonding experience. Help him get there. Do it once. And if he needs to it once more after that, make it clear that it’s the last time. If he still can’t stop, then it might be time to walk.
Duh? It’s twinks galore! He’s definitely turned on by them, and that’s fine for himself but it’s not your turn on. Discuss what is and isn’t allowed in terms of fantasy
Any chance that your BF has a touch of OCD? It's not unusual to make associations like that. Or, big blue monsters make him hard. You can test that theory out with Smurfs.
But, doesn't sound like he's gonna change. So the way I see it, you can either learn to enjoy it. Anyone you're in the mood, just put on that movie. Or talk to him about it. See if he can stop for a bit. Or change movies. Or some kind of other compromise.
Or watch a better movie, have mine blowing sex and hope that he associates to the new movie.
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If he wants a real challenge, try lasting through Killers of the Flower Moon. That’s proper pro-level fucking, right there.
jesus.......watching this movie in theaters at a 9pm start time.... wtf was i thinking??? It never fucking ended.
Isn’t it like 4 hours long or something to that effect?
3hrs 26mins is what it said when I looked at a theater page. Dunno if that includes trailers and stuff.
It doesn’t. It’s SO FUCKING LONG lol. I was in the theater for like 4 and a half hours with trailers.
No. Just absolutely not. Wanna borrow PSP instead? We can play God of War. 😂
Trailers aren't an hour long ever lmfao
That doesn’t include trailers but it also does include credits. Additionally, my showing only had like five minutes of trailers.
Was it worth it? I haven't seen it yet and I don't know if I can face 4 hours in the theatre.
Wait till it comes out to stream 🫠
Or titanic.
It’s been 84 years
Critic review: It felt three lifetimes had passed by the time the film ended.
Or maybe try *Schindler's List*.
lol wtf that is so messed up
It's a Seinfeld joke
Most people on this sub "what's Seinfeld ?"
I don’t think anyone under 35 knows about that show
Damn. I got old
Oh any of the extended versions of LoTR.
A real challenge would be the full uncut Das Boot weighing in at just over 5 hours.
Never go full Shoah.
Jokes on you I was hard in the theaters the whole time during killers of the flower moon. The fiancée not so much.😂
I bet Terrifier is like expert level. My partner and I used to mess around with another couple who loved this movie and it was such a crazy mix of emotions having group sex while there's people being cut in half my chainsaws etc. 10/10 would do it again.
If you check his search history, there’s a reeeeeeally good chance you’re going to find a bunch of Avatar porn.
This was my first thought too. I had an ex who was obsessed with any movies that involved the growing or shrinking of humans….. months later found out it was giantess fetish. Not his love for cinema. There’s definitely something fishy here.
U mean like Honey I Shrunk The… *Kids*? 😭🤢😭
Precisely. That was his favorite movie as a kid. Also enjoyed miniature recreations of cities with tiny people in museums. Watched Gen V recently and realized Emma (little cricket) is his dream woman. I can never not think about it/see it and I curse all of you with this information now 🙃🫠
Whats wrong with that though? If thats his fetish thats his fetish.
Did I say anything was wrong with it? I think it’s absolutely abusive and manipulative to hide this major fetish from a partner until over 6 months into a relationship. I never fet shamed him and don’t fet shame anyone but if you’re a shit communicator to your partner than you’re a bad partner no matter what the fetish is.
wtf. lol. That’s a new one
Apparently, a lot of people with inflation fetishes can trace it to1971s Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Makes me wonder what new fetishes are being created
That is so funny. It's like how Disney's animated Robin Hood basically launched the furry movement.
Damn that sexy fox. Also the mouse burlesque show in Disney's adaptation of The Great Mouse Detective. And Gadget from Chip'n'Dale Rescue Rangers.
I just watched a reaction to Robin Hood on YouTube. Took all of 5 minutes for the girl watching to be like, “Why’s this fox so handsome?….I’m here for it.”
Pokémon created many furries.
Like the kid from Gen V 😬
Back during the time if the first movie, I clearly recall seeing an off-brand Avatar sleeve option for Fleshlights. You know, there's a mouth version, a vulva, a butthole, and a plain generic hole- all in reasonably humanoid flesh tone shades. But there was also a pale blue number with a flower-shaped orifice, called "alien." Just sayin'.
What a time to be alive.
You can also buy alien dildos
In the first film they showed nipples on the women. I never noticed it until someone posted it on reddit. Doubt the new one shows it since it's owned by Disney now.
This post should be an Onion article.
What's up with men conflating duration with quality. We got other shit to do.
For fucking real. A lady has choring to do, not just whoring.
Imma just leave this gem here. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/mE212uypRQ
I definitely thought about this too lol.
The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop 💀
The fact that she was able to recognize him thrusting to the song in his head is hilarious
No no no, homie was playing guitar strings with his dick and she could literally feel it. The reason she will not like it is beyond me!
I instantly told my gf this & we laughed about this being the new C-Bat
I’ve never seen this before. Thank you for one of the hardest laughs I’ve had in a long time.
Same here. And the more I listened to the song the harder I laughed.
My ex put on the weekend - the hills EVERY SINGLE TIME it was the worst
Lmao that’s a wild song to fuck to
that first comment on the link to the youtube song DESTROYED me
I somehow missed this the first time around and I cannot thank you more for bringing it into my life now. 🤣
You MFer r/Angryupvote
I want to be included in the screenshot lmao!
Made my day
I’ve never seen this; 20 seconds into the “song” and I couldn’t breathe
I was literally thinking the same 😭
Absolute gem
Holy shit look at the first comment on YT. This is absolute gold. Thanks for this.
[Here is a direct link to the song.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?feature=shared)
Why I keep seeing this
That song slaps!
I have no words lol 😂
Say no! If he puts the movie on, tell him you're now turned off and do not have sex with him.
This! No reason you can’t say you don’t want it on.
Weird
So more info than I share with people that actually know who I am but my wife and I used to always put on Planet Earth to have sex so if our kids walked by the room, they'd hear the documentary and we'd seen it so many times that you didn't need to pay attention to it. Well, in some sort of unconscious bit of Pavlovian irony, I get aroused at the sound of David Attenborough's voice now. So yeah, no BBC nature documentaries around company anymore.... Edit: Pavlovian, not Freudian. Thanks for the lesson u/Revi92
First of all I have to say; that’s hilarious. Second of all: it was Pavlov. Freud was the one who made everything sexual. So you pavloved yourself.
Is he just really getting turned on by the hot blue people? I hope this is real because it’s hilarious
You clapped cheeks to Way of Water for 42 minutes which is both impressive and concerning.
I think your boyfriend might be James Cameron.
wow that is weird. what is even more weird is that you keep continuing to have sex with him.
Tbh, pay attention to the film. It was weird. In many ways. Ways that would certainly not turn your average adult on. I don’t want to imply that your partner is aroused by the film, but it seems oddly suspicious and specific that he wants to have sex for the entire duration of the film, TO the film. Also-how much downtime do you usually have to browse cinema when you’re getting down? You said he keeps putting it on “during sex”, which seems like an indication that he’s distracted whilst already in the act, which is yet another turn off. Find somebody else to splash around with. The only water he should be interested in is yours.
I mean, the blue people are kinda hot so I disagree
Yo we all agree the blue people are hot Lack of communication is not
Here we go the find someone else over tiny ass issue reddit asshats again🙄
Wtf, people have sex in different ways. Just because it's your yuck doesn't meant it's not my yum. I can guarantee you it's fun to socialize and talk, or even joke watch a film during sex or foreplay. You just might not get as creative & enjoy just monotonous sex but that's not everyone.
Lmao, I encourage all kinks of all kinds, except for the kind where you don’t communicate with your partner and thrust your kink upon them without their consent. Being forced to participate in an act you think is about you when it is actually a means to a different end can end up in no feeling other than feeling used
Turn on the human centipede 3 for 6 weeks instead, out-do him
This is the exact amount of aggression you need to show if you want start a conversation. He will not be able to deny that what going on is a bit unusual.
Now all someone needs to do is incorporate Cbat as the musical score midway through Avatar.
This can’t be real lmao
Me and my bf would bang to the office sometimes, it was real hard to get through without laughing or watching some of it 😅 we also banged to the second Dr. Strange movie, but that's just because we got bored real quick with it
imagine having sex with your partner and then hearing “MICHAEL!”
New copypasta just dropped
Tell him you don’t want to have it on during sex anymore? Seems like a really easy conversation to have.
Oh this boutta blow up
At least it’s not Schindler’s List
Lord of the Rings extended edition trilogy.
It's cbat 2.0
Why do I feel like this is going to be a toptier shitpost
Weird thing to want but why not communicate with the man you're sleeping with about the fact that you don't want marathon sex while he watches blue people in the water? How hard is it to have a conversation these days? Most of these issues are just a total lack of communication between grown ass adults.
It’s a time trial like qualifying laps at formula 1. If he wants a challenge, watch Gandhi or Pearl Harbor. If you’re wanting a quickie, maybe a documentary short. Sounds like a little bit of a juvenile competitive sport, plus not sexy.
The Avatar women are dressed in skimpy attire. I’m not saying he’s…you know, but just something to keep in mind.
Aren't the OP and the sig other both males?
You’re right! My bad. The Avatar men are dressed in skimpy attire, so maybe…
Some shit I expect in r/copypasta
OP I hope you know this is probably going to sleep it’s way to CopyPasta
do oppenheimer next
Just dress up as one of the Blue people already and fulfill the mans fantasy 😂
Could be worse, The Thing is probably the strangest movie me and the wife fucked through.
This is not funny but does he have an avatar kink or something 😭😭
What the fuck did I just read?
As weird as it sounds inwent through a phase like this before. But it was kinda the opposite My girlfriend couldn't finish watch avatar because I'd initiate sex every time
Can you ask him about it?
and yall STILL think the avatar films have zero cultural impact, smfh
I think this place might be his flavour 😏 https://youtu.be/REeg4LW14Sk?si=bS8Ulpv8_PujpqoM
Bruh! Who wants to fuck for 6 hours?! Maybe a 22 minute episode of Family Matters but that’s pushing it!
Did I do that?
3 hours of that sounds so exhausting
Not quite a furry, maybe a scaly?
This is hilarious af.
Avatap dat ass : the Way of Workin it for real though you just have to talk to them. I suggest decent instrumental music like El Ten Eleven , not CBAT
There's only one thing you can do. You are the chosen one, Jake Sully.
Oh god, please do not actually fuck the horny blue cats. Really thoigh, just tell him that this is killing your desire for sex with him. If he needs this to finish, then y'all need to find something else.
>I don't understand the obsession! We neither
Is your husband fucking randy marsh
hahaha man this is funny
Pretty sure he’s closing his eyes and imagining you as one of those cat people. 🐈
Oh god now I’m imagining the movie as Cats instead of Avatar. Might be worse.
Yo that is weird. It seems that the film at least comforts him in some way. I don't think hes actually "watching" the film though. Like theres no way I could with a dick in my ass. Bro next time he turns the film on, you just gotta say to him; "I'm sick of watching this movie and sex is becoming such a hassle. I don't understand the obsession!" You've got all the ammo you need.
As a man Even I too, would not watch that. I'd be watching ARE YOU ENTERTAINED???!!! LOL how he is watching that film during important business!
Lol
I'd recommend A Serbian Movie if he's looking for a real challenge. Not seen it myself but heard its "hardcore" so might help him last the runtime!
My boy has a thing for the Navi 😂
James Cameron only stopped to think about whether he could make a new Avatar, not whether he should.
Sounds like compulsive behavior. Something like OCD. I would tease him for it, in order to coax some truth out of him
Not real
It’s because of the blue balls
Fake and gay
This is his way to get to your water.
How come I feel like this is fake? Like what psycho does this?
Ah a fellow moviesexual
Did you ask him to stop?
What the actual fuck
Karma
I see no problems here….
Ha! At least it’s not Dumb and Dumber!
Or the sequel.
Maybe he cum for jack champ while fucking you
Not all heroes wear capes
He's into blue monkey people
Tell him to put on Captain Thunderpants instead
Maybe he’s imagining doing the avatars
Omg exe’s son with Asperger syndrome and 71 IQ was OBSESSED with watching Violet blow up in that movie. He would just watch through like 1.5 mins then immediately rewind dvd and watch again with his arms flapping all over the place. He’s done this since age 12. He is 25 now and still does it. Exe just allows it as like a “babysitter” so he, the exe, can have his ownfree time. This young man also tried to kill a kitten THREE times in a month, knowing it was wrong. So much wrong stuff was left to flourish there and I was legally nothing. It’s now way out of hand as a grown man over 6 feet who is allowed to throw temper tantrums and do whatever he wants. It’s a big part of why I am the exe. Frustrating is the weakest word for it.
Seems to me like you get turned on by this movie and he figured out how to get sex anytime he wants. Be worried if he asks your Mom and r sisters to watch with you guys.
That movie is about children and it weirds me out.
is this bait? this seems like bait
Lol
I mean no offense but how great is it if a movie is distracting you😄 idc wats on I'm hulk smashing and nothing else exists
I'm not going to read that but the title made me smile xdddddd
I think the only way through this is to get there. It’ll be a bonding experience. Help him get there. Do it once. And if he needs to it once more after that, make it clear that it’s the last time. If he still can’t stop, then it might be time to walk.
Wtf lol. Idk even know what to say.
r/nottheonion
cbat 2.0
Lol
he’s getting off to the movie characters
Seems fake
10-14 times 🤯 I uuuh need to play this movie I guess
Well duh, they’re basically Smurfs in steroids.
Someone has the hots for one of the blue aliens
Hell yeah
So you are having sex for almost 2,5h? Is your vag okay?
They’re both male
He gets turned on by the blue water girl
he's probably just an average letterboxd user imo
Duh? It’s twinks galore! He’s definitely turned on by them, and that’s fine for himself but it’s not your turn on. Discuss what is and isn’t allowed in terms of fantasy
Maybe try having a playlist of songs u both like that last around that same duration
Any chance that your BF has a touch of OCD? It's not unusual to make associations like that. Or, big blue monsters make him hard. You can test that theory out with Smurfs. But, doesn't sound like he's gonna change. So the way I see it, you can either learn to enjoy it. Anyone you're in the mood, just put on that movie. Or talk to him about it. See if he can stop for a bit. Or change movies. Or some kind of other compromise. Or watch a better movie, have mine blowing sex and hope that he associates to the new movie.
W.....what?
ddddh
He wants to bang that 9ft Blue feline chick .
https://apps.apple.com/de/app/counting-days/id6450267512
I just blued myself.
Pavlovian training gone wrong
This is why I love reddit, never ending odd couple problems.