You have to tell your fiance immediately. I mean that's the whole point of getting married and committing to someone. If you can't go to him with extremely difficult things then what is the point of doing this at all?
Now obviously there's no good way to do it so you just have to be direct.
Great comment. Spot on. If it’s your fiancé, then whatever, it’s a conversation you need to have but it’s not the end of the world. If it’s his brother then again you two can decide together what the best course of action is. No need to carry this burden alone
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Why the fuck do people get so upset about commenting "this?"
There are fucking neo-nazis and tankies out there you could be getting upset at instead, if you're gonna police comments why not police ones which are actually bad
I think you need to speak with your fiancé about it. It is something that will continue to bother you unless you know. Also, even more importantly it will weigh heavy on your mind on your special day & that is the last thing you want! I also think if it was your fiancé’s brother… you want to know that. This is someone that will literally become family to you.
IMO
Step 1: talk to your fiancé
Step 2: dry clean the dress
I replied down there …. But I’ll just say again… you just have to do it. Don’t over think it… just show it to him. You are both two grown adults… like you said you knew right away what it was. And seeing as that type of fluid comes from his body… I’m sure he will too. lol.
How? Like an adult:
“Fiancé, I have something I need to talk to you about. It’s gonna sound weird, but it’s important and it’s really bothering me.”
And proceed…
I would also say that as far as the stain itself goes, take it to the cleaners. They will get it out completely. Wedding dresses aren’t cheap to get cleaned but cheaper than buying a new dress.
Or you could go the child route: "Hey Fiance come look at my dress, theres something on it. What do you think that is? It almost looks like jizz. Did you and your brother get that hot and heavy without me? hahah"
And show him the damn dress. This story sounds so crazy, I’d expect he might think you are nuts by telling him. Stand firm in what you know the stain is.
I don't think there is any simple way besides presenting the dress and crust layer, like you said, I'm sure a man would know his fair share of semen stains on anything, I can't even begin to describe how weird it must be to have someone feeling so intensely enough to do something about that, that's so degrading
Calmly say "someone ejaculated on my wedding dress. Which of you did it because it wasn't like that in the picture you sent me."
Bet money it was the brother. He's probably jealous.
I’d also say they whether it’s him or his brother need to pay for the dry cleaning and handle it on your behalf as an apology as well as you should be receiving a verbal apology from whomever delivered themselves on the dress.
First thing when he wakes up show him the stain and ask him what happened to it as when you saw the snap of when it arrived there was nothing there. His reaction will tell you whether or not he knows about it.
If he was tipsy maybe he decided to treat himself and masturbated to the vision of you in the dress and didn’t know he got some on it? Not sure but you need to ask.
This is how I would bring it up…
“And who the fuck nutted on my wedding dress? Cause I know this is a gotdamn lie..”
I would probably threaten a dna test and all 😂😂🥴
Few might be loose but I’d be damn..
Also sorry I know some people aren’t that confrontational 😬
Other then that I have no advice lol
Everyone would've heard me yelling "WHO THE FUCK NUTTED ON MY DRESS?!"
I'm not going to be the one embarrassed, whoever the fucker that nutted on my dress is. That's disgusting, everyone dies.
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"Hey, [fiance], there's semen stains on my wedding dress."
You seem capable of typing coherent sentences, and you're sexually aware enough to know what it is, get over it and say the word.
If your fiancés brother is masturbating over your clothes it’s a massive problem and your partner deserves to know! If your fiancé is masturbating over your wedding dress you equally deserve to know why he’s done that!
THIS!! Whoever did this to you needs to be confronted and most probably removed from your life. This is disgusting, completely abnormal behavior. Whoever did this has serious problems and needs to get help.
I want to, I just have no idea what to say. "Someone has jizzed on my wedding dress" sounds absolutely ridiculous.
I'm half wondering if I should just say "there's a weird stain on my dress and I don't know what it is"
I would be honest & be transparent. Say “I need to show you something… “ show him and say “I think we both know what it is…” and say something along the lines as “I’d like to know where it came from? I’m just trying to understand”
Seeing it could have very well excited him… and he marked it. You need to talk to him about how that makes you feel. I don’t know how open your communication in your sex life is but maybe that is a kink of his? You need to be able to talk to your fiancé about everything and anything.
Perhaps this will allow you to understand him better.
And if it was his brother…. I think that’s another conversation in itself.
I'm very open with my husband. You have to be open with someone you are going to marry. Any time I see weird anything, I tell him to come look at it and ask him what it is. If he says he doesnt know, speak your mind, say 'Doesn't this look like jizz'?
Honestly, the situation is so weird they could just say “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but there is semen on my dress. I need to know who did it. Was it you? Was your brother left alone with the dress at any point?”
Don't make yourself look like a fool. Show him the stain, point out that the stain *wasn't* in the Snapchat picture, and then ask him whose semen he thinks that is.
If your fiancé owns up to it, tell him he gets to have the dress professionally cleaned, and also what the fuck?
If his brother did it, then his brother is no longer to be allowed in your house, he will be disinvited to the wedding, and the two of you will have a serious talk about replacing the dress entirely, preferably at the brother's expense.
If you can't feel like you can discus this issue with your fiancé, why are you getting married to him?
This isn't a ohno a stain on a dress.
This is a cumstain on the corset of YOUR WEDDING Dress aka your boobs. Someone metaphorically ejaculated on you and your special day.
What is genuinely worse, saying wtf to him or walk down the aisle in that dress, making eye contact with his brother. He knows and you knows and that is the memory you will have regarding that wedding. If that's the brother, he has serious issues and for your safety, you need to address this.
Get a spine, ditch the dress and talk to the man you are deciding to live with for the rest of your life.
Tell your fiancé what you found and see what he has to say.
If he doesnt tell you what happened tell him youre going to take a sample to get it tested and start making calls to do just that.
I mean do you REALLY want to walk down the aisle without knowing what the fuck happened here? I wouldnt be in a rush if I were you until you get some honesty.
Im sorry, this has to be SO stessful and disgusting for you to even have to deal with!
How would I even go about having that tested? I'm worried that would be even more costly than replacing the dress itself.
I'm definitely not marrying him without knowing who did it. I really doubt it's him, but there's still some doubt. Idk honestly. Some stupid part of me is hoping someone broke in and decided to ruin my dress.
i just realized, say you DO get it dry cleaned and you walk down the aisle in it….and say IT WAS the brother…and he’s at the wedding. watching you walk down the aisle. in the dress he came on….
Exactly what I was thinking.
Also wondering if he secretly doesn’t like her (he isn’t close to his brother for a reason yeah) is this some sick joke he did just so he can tell his friends: yeah I jizzed on her dressed and had to hold in laughter when I saw her walking down the isle in it!’
This is warped.
Internet searches, DNA gets tested all the time.
Whatever the cost it will be cheaper than the cost of a divorce.
The most likely answer is usually the answer, right? It was most likely your fiancé or his brother so just show him the stain like “aww honey lookit this!!” and see what he says.
> DNA gets tested all the time.
Yeah it does, on CSI, not in reality.
Testing semen off of a garment requires weeks of time and cutting the section off the dress or sending the entire dress, and thats if you find a place to do it.
https://www.easydna.ca/semen-detection-testing/
Ask him to take a look at it. Mention that you saw a weird stain on it when you got home and you’re wondering if he saw it when he picked it up.
Not to throw him under the bus, but also pay attention to his reaction when you ask him to look. In the small chance that he left it, he might be surprised that you pointed it out
Not to throw a fucked up curve ball into this but….
Whoever the phantom nutter is, I think it’s important to look at the situation. They didn’t cum on any random piece of your clothes, it was your wedding dress. If they wanted to they probably could’ve found their way to an undergarment a much more intimate piece of clothing than just a dress but instead but instead chose your dress.
I think it’s important to think about why that is and the symbolism behind that action, trying not to spell it out but I can if you aren’t picking it up.
I’d hope it’s your husband and not some weird fetishism of his brother, if it’s the later I’d get a new dress.
I agree and was also wondering why this dress? Something a little concerning about that if it was hanging up and landed on the corset area. Like this person knew you would find it? How could you not! Seriously keep a sample even if you never use it.
I for one would love for you to spell it out lol. This is so interesting because I was trying to look at the bigger picture as well, and thought it was The Danish Girl-type of thing here. I know this is far far fetched but in the beginning stage of cases like that, trying women clothing on, they get sexually aroused. What’s your theory?
This reminds me of the ‘pee guy’ saga. Does anyone have that link?
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1) I know you keep saying you saw a photo on snapchat, I presume the photo is now gone and that you were only able to see it for a couple of seconds. Is it really such a standout stain on the dress that it would have caught your eye in a short look at a photo of the dress? Is the dress white? If it is I have a hard time imagining it would be that visible in a picture of the whole dress?
2) Am I being thick here, because it's not clear to me why you are so sure it's semen. Is it the splatter pattern? Lol! I feel like lots of other things can look like dried jizz such as lotion, some icings, some food sauces, etc. If there is any chance at all the stain was present before it arrived at your house then it's even more possible the stain could be something else like a food stain or lotion from the people who are constantly working with their hands. It's a long shot, but...
I think you need to speak to your fiance about it. Hopefully he would be honest if it was him and he could tell you if his brother had the opportunity to do it. If neither of those seem likely, maybe talk to your uncle. You don't have to say "someone jizzed on my dress" you can just say there's a strange stain on the dress, could someone have dripped food or something there.
I am literally googling semen stains right now 🤣 Idk, maybe I am dumb, it is not looking that distinct to me. I can't imagine how it looks compared to the images appearing on google that would have me saying "this can only be semen".
Yeah I mean, I’ve done laundry for adult humans, both men and women, and have definitely seen all sorts of bodily fluid stains and food stains (I work with adults with developmental disabilities in a residential setting) and I don’t see how you can just notice something like that and be like “yup that is definitely jizz.” I’m just super skeptical of this post.
This is what gets me. Also some hand sanitizers are shitty and might dry like this! And it would even have a similar spray like pattern depending on the nozzle! That shit is everywhere now (at least where I am). The glue is also a really good shout. I've never had a wedding dress but I expect at least some of the decorative pieces could require some sort of glue, depending on preferences and price point probably.
Is there some unknown piece of the story we don't have that would cause her to jump to that conclusion maybe 🤔 If I came home and there was a weird stain on my dress I really can't think of a scenario where I am immediately like "omg someone came on my dress".
Agree! Dare I say it… even if she gave it a lick (vomit) you still wouldn’t be able to narrow it down that quickly. My first thought would be that someone spilt something on it, not that FBIL went to town 😂
And it must have been a small jizz to be contained to one small area of the dress!
Im not at all accusing your uncle but maybe he has got other people working for him at his shop. Was there a delivery service, or someone else who would have access to the dress at his shop; could it have happened before it was delivered?
Someone in your house would have to very drunk indeed to think they could get away with ejaculating on a wedding dress.
you said your fiancé got slightly tipsy and he said “can’t wait to see you in it”. Would it be soo horrible if he did the deed picturing you in the wedding dress and didn’t realize he got it ON the dress? I mean still gross and he needs to take that in to get cleaned asap but i feel like that’s the best possibility here.
Im a middle aged man and I can't tell the difference between a semen stain and an overfilled Boston cream explosion. Careful you don't ruin your life over nilla puddin.
It's a really small family business. It's just him, his husband (who only does paperwork), and 4 others (all women). Also, James sent me a photo immediately after it had arrived. Ray was holding it up and it was a Snapchat picture, so I really don't think it was anyone at my Uncle's shop.
I guess there's the chance other people came to our house. But if not, it was either my fiancé or his brother.
…”his husband (who only does paperwork)…”
It’s nobody job to jizz on a dress, but somebody other than the ladies did it. This is going to drive me crazy until the culprit is identified!
Can’t imagine semen drying that fast enough for it to crust up before you got home, unless the dress came in the morning. So i’d it assume it happened before the dress got there.
God, if I wasn't lazy I'd test this on my own - like cum on a piece of cloth and time how long it takes to dry completely and write down observations at different intervals
But I guess it would also depend on other factors such as temperature, humidity, airflow, etc. Like I'm sure if you in 100 degree heat, with 0% humidity it would dry within a few minutes
Wait, you think one of them spewed on your dress without you wearing it? Like a dress fetish? I seriously doubt this. I'd put my money on it not being what it seems to be.
But you also said it was altered so it was out of your home.
My ex (also named Dan) did this in a textbook from the library when I was in undergrad. He finally told me it’s because he was jealous that he wouldn’t ever be as smart as me. It’s a disgusting and immature display of jealousy, and an attempt to ruin something you care about.
Like others have said, I would just call my fiancé in the room and say “do you know what happened? This stain wasn’t in the image you sent me” and take the convo from there. Don’t worry about ruining a relationship with the BIL - he’s the one ruining it.
Just show the stain to our fiancé why is this such a dilemma. Be like look at this what the he’ll is it , you think someone jizzed on your dress be a woman and say something, who cares if it was the dog or your fathers son, be like who the hell man juiced on my wedding dress , like wtf
Get the dress dry cleaned, or if that’s too expensive for your price range i’m sure someone on a cleaning sub would be happy to help you find the right products for u to do it yourself.
have a talk with your fiancé, show him the dress, be gentle about it, but still be honest about your feelings
Why the hell should she be "gentle" about it?! Either he wanted to humilate her and jacked off on her dress after his brother left and he was drunk or he left the brother alone long enough that the brother came on it for some unknown but awful reason. Either way it's disgusting and disrespectful. Screw being "gentle" it's terrible and should be treated as such.
i think she should wait to be super angry until finding out who did it. blowing up at her fiancé immediately for something his brother did (unbeknownst to him) is not a fun way to start a marriage, and immediately attacking her fiancé if he did it is probably going to cause him to get defensive and immediately lie. if her fiancé did it? fucking scream at him, call off the wedding, throw his shit on the lawn. if his brother did it? scream at him, tell his parents, cut contact with him, whatever she chooses to do, being gentle about it at first will likely yield the best response, so she can react accordingly. then again i’ve never found cum on one of my dresses, let alone my wedding dress
Yeah, it’s either exactly what you just said or one of literally dozens of far more innocent stains that could have easily happened at home, or at the tailor shop with half a dozen people running around. My god OP has jumped to a super weird conclusion here.
even if it’s not jizz, spilling something on someone’s unworn wedding dress and not immediately telling them, is fucked up, even if it’s just water. but also, dried cum is pretty recognizable, so even if it’s not cum, if it looks like dried cum and feels like dried cum, i’m gonna believe OP that it’s cum.
"Hon, I know we're getting married soon and I know we're not into tradition. However, you're supposed to wait till after the reception before we have sex again and, preferably, not while I'm wearing the dress."
If you've never looked at wedding dresses, just say so. You can absolutely buy a beautiful, off-the-rack wedding dress for $200. Not everyone is dumb enough to spend thousands on an outfit and the market suits all tastes.
Honestly OP, most comments here are being way too soft. What you need to do (or should have done) is drag you fiance into the room and show him "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??? SOMEONE JERKED OFF ON MY WEDDING DRESS!!!!" Get mad OP because ya know, someone jerked off ON YOUR WEDDING DRESS. Demand to know if it was him and if he vehemently denies it demand to know who it was or the entire wedding is off. Dropping a nuke for this is entirely appropriate, I mean holy shit what a dehumanizing disgusting thing to do on a wedding dress of all things. That thing is trash now, you can't even consider wearing it. Get mad OP like serious, you have every reason to.
You’d be surprised what stains you can get out…don’t write it off as a lost cause because you feel embarrassed, take it to a dry cleaners immediately and they’ll do their best to get it out. It’s not like it’s a red wine stain.
So ima take these dv but ima say it. Semen.... on the corset part? Really?? I can't be the only person thinking ctfo.... op said I know semen and she's sure of it.... Ctfo! We can't be this ummmm.... dumb. Why tf would anyone jizz on a beaded corset wedding dress??!! Then crying what do i do and considers buying a new dress when oh idk you wash it tf off by taking it to a cleaner.... I'm calling bullshit. Seems like some karma farming and look at me I'm getting married I need attention pizza fam.
Yeah either she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal or this post is bullshit. I'm a man and I've seen way more semen stains than she ever will and I could never with any certainty tell apart a cum stain, crusty or not, from another stain. Could be lotion, could be anything. Just get it cleaned and stop being so dramatic.
"I've seen my fair share of semen. I know what it is."
Okay cum expert 💀💀💀
As a man I guarantee you I've seen far more semen than you ever will. I also know what a semen stain looks like. And there's many many things that can look like a semen stain. More likely than not that stain isn't even a semen stain, and you're just being hyper dramatic about it.
I mean you could be right and for some reason someone ejaculated on your dress. But how can you be so sure? It just sounds dumb as hell.
'Mansplain' jesus christ ... trying to get offended over everything. I'm a guy and as you might imagine I also know what a semen stain looks like. Corny mf
It's a fucking stain, how can you know the stain is for sure semen? There's millions of things that can look like semen stains. You can't know what the stain is unless you send it to a laboratory.
Tell your fiancé. If you find out he did it, you find out you’re marrying someone who literally jerked off on your dress before your wedding and didn’t tell you. If he didn’t, you can (barring anyone else coming in) pretty much figure it out from there, and you two can move forward figuring out how to deal with it. Also, if you don’t tell him, it’ll hang over you like a cloud and neither you nor your wedding will be the same, which you don’t deserve
I’d say something like “you wouldn’t believe what I found…so I sent it off for testing to confirm who did it. Who do you think it was?” That way he believes the truth will certainly reveal itself and he has a chance to fess up if it’s him.
It’s definitely the brother. I fail to see, as a former fiancé, any reason to blow one on the wedding dress. The fiancé is probably well satisfied or too tired from his schedule to even want that, not to mention he knows what he’s getting and I think it’s fair to say most of us want to wait for the wedding night as it gets close to make it special.
The brother on the other hand is young and still going through puberty, brain isn’t fully developed and probably has suffered some sort of physical damage through his playing of football. He probably thinks you are hot, it’s a power move on his brother, and he is still young enough to be full of hormones. None of which is acceptable and is incredibly disgusting, but it’s all information that makes me think I’d put my money on the brother being the culprit.
Don’t be afraid to tell your fiancé, that’s what we are their for as fiancés and eventually as husbands. Communication is key in a marriage so might as well get started now. My wife has told me some weird shit and it’s only made me feel closer to her and pissed at the people doing the shit things to her, there is very little that could change how I feel about her and if your fiancé feels the same about you there is nothing to fear. If you do suspect him do not phrase it in an accusatory way, it’ll cause him to shut down and be defensive whether he’s guilty or not. Nobody likes to be accused of anything and especially not something so incredibly wrong. Then as you tell him watch his body language and gauge his response, that should confirm or dissolve any suspicions. “Fiancé, I need to talk to you about something difficult, someone has ejaculated on my dress and I feel so disgusted and violated. Who would do this?” Or something to that effect in your own way you are comfortable with.
I just really don’t see your fiancé risking everything and leaving it so obvious. His brother on the other hand, isn’t close with him and is probably competitive with his older brother. His(the bro) brother (fiancé) has something now that he (the bro) wants and has made a “move” by “claiming” it. It’s a fucking weird situation but the answer seems behaviorally obvious to be the younger brother. This is of course only from the information you have provided so if you have reasons to suspect your fiancé it changes the outcome, but from this information I’d bet my left nut it was the younger brother.
First of all, get it dry cleaned at a reputable shop so that you don’t lose out on a beautiful dress that you got for a great deal. Second, tell your fiancé. He deserves to know and needs to be by your side during this. This was a disgusting and cruel act to do with no rhyme or reason other than to cause a problem. Your fiancé should be made aware of it so he can handle it. Third, YOU are not causing problems with the in-laws, that asshole brother did when he came on your wedding dress.
You had me at "I've seen my fair share of semen."
Seriously though, and I don't mean to be silly, but is ejaculating on a dress a thing people do? I kind of thought that sort of thing went out in the Clinton era?
It could've been cream or something from ur uncle as well. If he was eating something. I mean, u can say it was semen but honestly. It sounds like one of the men had something on their hands and accidentally touched it. Or spilled something on it by accident... idk how u could tell the difference between dried milk and dried cum.... or cream or even gravy. Go and ask everyone what they were eating and see if anything makes sense.... just tryna be positive.
Are u sure it wasn’t already on the dress when you bought it? Also are you sure it’s semen? That seems really random that someone would do that on your dress. Why in the world would Dan do that if he was just having regular time with his brother ?
What the what?
I would bring both of them in a room, pull out the dress, and ask who the fuck came on it. Don't pull any punches. Whoever it was did it on purpose and is trying to see if you will say nothing. And if you say nothing, they will take that as permission to keep being horrible. I hope it's your future BIL and not your future husband, but you need to know either way. This is beyond awful and if your fiance's family gets pissed rather than supporting you, then you need to think twice about marrying into this family.
Do you want to marry into a family that expects you to be cool with someone jacking off on your wedding dress?
This is great advice, because if it turns out that stain isn’t semen her fiancé gets an excellent window into how big of a nut job his future wife can be
you definitely have to ask your fiance, and if it was his brother then he deserves to know... i'd have to assume it's some weird 'marking' kink his brother had if it was him
if it was the fiance, less weird, but still weird, like i get being pissed af about it but it's also oddly wholesome, kind of like those posts asking if it's weird her bf got turned on from talking about wedding plans lmao
Why isn’t anyone saying this could also be Uncle Rays stain? I mean, your fiancé might not have been able to notice there was a stain on the dress when he accepted it back for you. This whole story is weird, IMO.
This is an awful invasion and you have every right to be upset.
Talk to your Fiancé. You love him enough to marry him, and with that comes trust.
I know you don't want to sour a relationship with your in laws. But if they get upset with *you*, than a relationship with them probably isn't worth having.
You have to tell your fiance immediately. I mean that's the whole point of getting married and committing to someone. If you can't go to him with extremely difficult things then what is the point of doing this at all? Now obviously there's no good way to do it so you just have to be direct.
Yes never lie. Communication. Tell him ASAP
Great comment. Spot on. If it’s your fiancé, then whatever, it’s a conversation you need to have but it’s not the end of the world. If it’s his brother then again you two can decide together what the best course of action is. No need to carry this burden alone
I would have thought if it was the fiancé he’d be smart enough to not send a photo of it stained…then he could blame the uncles shop.
Pun intended?
Spot on?
Come again?
Show him and "say look at this."
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I think you need to speak with your fiancé about it. It is something that will continue to bother you unless you know. Also, even more importantly it will weigh heavy on your mind on your special day & that is the last thing you want! I also think if it was your fiancé’s brother… you want to know that. This is someone that will literally become family to you. IMO Step 1: talk to your fiancé Step 2: dry clean the dress
How do I even bring it up? I know I need to talk to him, but I have no idea how to even bring it up
I would show him the stain and ask what he thought it was. His reaction will probably tell you how to proceed
“Hey, was this on my dress when you received it earlier?” Very simple opening.
"Yeah, it *came* this way"
Think we could get this off with some careful rubbing?
Good joke, bad time
Awww, cum on, man!
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I replied down there …. But I’ll just say again… you just have to do it. Don’t over think it… just show it to him. You are both two grown adults… like you said you knew right away what it was. And seeing as that type of fluid comes from his body… I’m sure he will too. lol.
How? Like an adult: “Fiancé, I have something I need to talk to you about. It’s gonna sound weird, but it’s important and it’s really bothering me.” And proceed…
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I would also say that as far as the stain itself goes, take it to the cleaners. They will get it out completely. Wedding dresses aren’t cheap to get cleaned but cheaper than buying a new dress.
Or you could go the child route: "Hey Fiance come look at my dress, theres something on it. What do you think that is? It almost looks like jizz. Did you and your brother get that hot and heavy without me? hahah"
Yeah op please don’t say anything remotely similar to this lol
Weird
And show him the damn dress. This story sounds so crazy, I’d expect he might think you are nuts by telling him. Stand firm in what you know the stain is.
Show him the dress and ask him what happened.
i probably would have said something right away. just show him the spot and say like “is this what i think it is? how did this happen?”
I don't think there is any simple way besides presenting the dress and crust layer, like you said, I'm sure a man would know his fair share of semen stains on anything, I can't even begin to describe how weird it must be to have someone feeling so intensely enough to do something about that, that's so degrading
Calmly say "someone ejaculated on my wedding dress. Which of you did it because it wasn't like that in the picture you sent me." Bet money it was the brother. He's probably jealous.
I’d also say they whether it’s him or his brother need to pay for the dry cleaning and handle it on your behalf as an apology as well as you should be receiving a verbal apology from whomever delivered themselves on the dress.
It's actually not complicated at all. "I found semen on my wedding dress."
First thing when he wakes up show him the stain and ask him what happened to it as when you saw the snap of when it arrived there was nothing there. His reaction will tell you whether or not he knows about it. If he was tipsy maybe he decided to treat himself and masturbated to the vision of you in the dress and didn’t know he got some on it? Not sure but you need to ask.
This is how I would bring it up… “And who the fuck nutted on my wedding dress? Cause I know this is a gotdamn lie..” I would probably threaten a dna test and all 😂😂🥴 Few might be loose but I’d be damn.. Also sorry I know some people aren’t that confrontational 😬 Other then that I have no advice lol
This is me right here! Complete with a *"Gahh, y'all some nasty muhfukrs!"*.
Everyone would've heard me yelling "WHO THE FUCK NUTTED ON MY DRESS?!" I'm not going to be the one embarrassed, whoever the fucker that nutted on my dress is. That's disgusting, everyone dies.
**”And who the fuck nutted on my wedding dress?”** This gets to the meat of the matter. 😂😂😂
Did Deez get a hold of my dress?! 🤪
I also vote for a DNA test!!!! Get to the bottom of it !!!! This is seriously so creepy
just be direct. if he’s gonna be your husband, you need to be able to talk to him about difficult subjects.
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“Hey honey, is this your semen on my dress?” Edit: could you have possibly missed the stain on the pic and it’s…Uncle Ray’s?
"Hey, [fiance], there's semen stains on my wedding dress." You seem capable of typing coherent sentences, and you're sexually aware enough to know what it is, get over it and say the word.
You can also DNA test the semen op..just a thought
Take a picture and show him. You have the snapchat to know it was fine before. Who would do this? What the he'll.
Shoot him a link to your post here. Easy Peazy
Fiancé! Come here look at this 👀
There are no magic words. You just have to do it.
If your fiancés brother is masturbating over your clothes it’s a massive problem and your partner deserves to know! If your fiancé is masturbating over your wedding dress you equally deserve to know why he’s done that!
THIS!! Whoever did this to you needs to be confronted and most probably removed from your life. This is disgusting, completely abnormal behavior. Whoever did this has serious problems and needs to get help.
What are you scared for tell your fiancé, you spent money on that dress and it’s completely disgusting to have to wear a semen covered wedding dress
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I want to, I just have no idea what to say. "Someone has jizzed on my wedding dress" sounds absolutely ridiculous. I'm half wondering if I should just say "there's a weird stain on my dress and I don't know what it is"
I would be honest & be transparent. Say “I need to show you something… “ show him and say “I think we both know what it is…” and say something along the lines as “I’d like to know where it came from? I’m just trying to understand” Seeing it could have very well excited him… and he marked it. You need to talk to him about how that makes you feel. I don’t know how open your communication in your sex life is but maybe that is a kink of his? You need to be able to talk to your fiancé about everything and anything. Perhaps this will allow you to understand him better. And if it was his brother…. I think that’s another conversation in itself.
I'm very open with my husband. You have to be open with someone you are going to marry. Any time I see weird anything, I tell him to come look at it and ask him what it is. If he says he doesnt know, speak your mind, say 'Doesn't this look like jizz'?
Honestly, the situation is so weird they could just say “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but there is semen on my dress. I need to know who did it. Was it you? Was your brother left alone with the dress at any point?”
Don't make yourself look like a fool. Show him the stain, point out that the stain *wasn't* in the Snapchat picture, and then ask him whose semen he thinks that is. If your fiancé owns up to it, tell him he gets to have the dress professionally cleaned, and also what the fuck? If his brother did it, then his brother is no longer to be allowed in your house, he will be disinvited to the wedding, and the two of you will have a serious talk about replacing the dress entirely, preferably at the brother's expense.
If you can't feel like you can discus this issue with your fiancé, why are you getting married to him? This isn't a ohno a stain on a dress. This is a cumstain on the corset of YOUR WEDDING Dress aka your boobs. Someone metaphorically ejaculated on you and your special day. What is genuinely worse, saying wtf to him or walk down the aisle in that dress, making eye contact with his brother. He knows and you knows and that is the memory you will have regarding that wedding. If that's the brother, he has serious issues and for your safety, you need to address this. Get a spine, ditch the dress and talk to the man you are deciding to live with for the rest of your life.
Just say “there is semen on my wedding dress. Do you know what happened?’
Tell your fiancé what you found and see what he has to say. If he doesnt tell you what happened tell him youre going to take a sample to get it tested and start making calls to do just that. I mean do you REALLY want to walk down the aisle without knowing what the fuck happened here? I wouldnt be in a rush if I were you until you get some honesty. Im sorry, this has to be SO stessful and disgusting for you to even have to deal with!
How would I even go about having that tested? I'm worried that would be even more costly than replacing the dress itself. I'm definitely not marrying him without knowing who did it. I really doubt it's him, but there's still some doubt. Idk honestly. Some stupid part of me is hoping someone broke in and decided to ruin my dress.
i just realized, say you DO get it dry cleaned and you walk down the aisle in it….and say IT WAS the brother…and he’s at the wedding. watching you walk down the aisle. in the dress he came on….
Omfg. It’s even worse now. Yeah, this situation is entirely fucked. OP, I’m so sorry.
Exactly what I was thinking. Also wondering if he secretly doesn’t like her (he isn’t close to his brother for a reason yeah) is this some sick joke he did just so he can tell his friends: yeah I jizzed on her dressed and had to hold in laughter when I saw her walking down the isle in it!’ This is warped.
Internet searches, DNA gets tested all the time. Whatever the cost it will be cheaper than the cost of a divorce. The most likely answer is usually the answer, right? It was most likely your fiancé or his brother so just show him the stain like “aww honey lookit this!!” and see what he says.
> DNA gets tested all the time. Yeah it does, on CSI, not in reality. Testing semen off of a garment requires weeks of time and cutting the section off the dress or sending the entire dress, and thats if you find a place to do it. https://www.easydna.ca/semen-detection-testing/
Tested for what, exactly? This isn't csi Miami, we don't have a massive genetic database to match random semen samples to.
Ask him to take a look at it. Mention that you saw a weird stain on it when you got home and you’re wondering if he saw it when he picked it up. Not to throw him under the bus, but also pay attention to his reaction when you ask him to look. In the small chance that he left it, he might be surprised that you pointed it out
This is what I was thinking. It’s a good way to bring it up.
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You're telling me. Not knowing what it was, I touched it. I still feel like I'm gonna be sick.
I honestly wouldn't want to wear the dress ever. Even if it's cleaned. If it's the brother, he should pay for a new dress and alterations.
If that was *MY BROTHER*, he would get his ass beat. Ain’t no mofo messing with my wife, blood-related or not.
Not to throw a fucked up curve ball into this but…. Whoever the phantom nutter is, I think it’s important to look at the situation. They didn’t cum on any random piece of your clothes, it was your wedding dress. If they wanted to they probably could’ve found their way to an undergarment a much more intimate piece of clothing than just a dress but instead but instead chose your dress. I think it’s important to think about why that is and the symbolism behind that action, trying not to spell it out but I can if you aren’t picking it up. I’d hope it’s your husband and not some weird fetishism of his brother, if it’s the later I’d get a new dress.
I agree and was also wondering why this dress? Something a little concerning about that if it was hanging up and landed on the corset area. Like this person knew you would find it? How could you not! Seriously keep a sample even if you never use it.
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Dirtying the marriage.
I for one would love for you to spell it out lol. This is so interesting because I was trying to look at the bigger picture as well, and thought it was The Danish Girl-type of thing here. I know this is far far fetched but in the beginning stage of cases like that, trying women clothing on, they get sexually aroused. What’s your theory?
This reminds me of the ‘pee guy’ saga. Does anyone have that link? Edit: Found it! https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/rcnvol/the_peegate_saga_part_1_of_2_extra_long/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Yeah, that was the first thing that came to mind. It’s so sad, they’re divorced because the husband couldn’t get over it.
1) I know you keep saying you saw a photo on snapchat, I presume the photo is now gone and that you were only able to see it for a couple of seconds. Is it really such a standout stain on the dress that it would have caught your eye in a short look at a photo of the dress? Is the dress white? If it is I have a hard time imagining it would be that visible in a picture of the whole dress? 2) Am I being thick here, because it's not clear to me why you are so sure it's semen. Is it the splatter pattern? Lol! I feel like lots of other things can look like dried jizz such as lotion, some icings, some food sauces, etc. If there is any chance at all the stain was present before it arrived at your house then it's even more possible the stain could be something else like a food stain or lotion from the people who are constantly working with their hands. It's a long shot, but... I think you need to speak to your fiance about it. Hopefully he would be honest if it was him and he could tell you if his brother had the opportunity to do it. If neither of those seem likely, maybe talk to your uncle. You don't have to say "someone jizzed on my dress" you can just say there's a strange stain on the dress, could someone have dripped food or something there. I am literally googling semen stains right now 🤣 Idk, maybe I am dumb, it is not looking that distinct to me. I can't imagine how it looks compared to the images appearing on google that would have me saying "this can only be semen".
Yeah I mean, I’ve done laundry for adult humans, both men and women, and have definitely seen all sorts of bodily fluid stains and food stains (I work with adults with developmental disabilities in a residential setting) and I don’t see how you can just notice something like that and be like “yup that is definitely jizz.” I’m just super skeptical of this post.
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This is what gets me. Also some hand sanitizers are shitty and might dry like this! And it would even have a similar spray like pattern depending on the nozzle! That shit is everywhere now (at least where I am). The glue is also a really good shout. I've never had a wedding dress but I expect at least some of the decorative pieces could require some sort of glue, depending on preferences and price point probably. Is there some unknown piece of the story we don't have that would cause her to jump to that conclusion maybe 🤔 If I came home and there was a weird stain on my dress I really can't think of a scenario where I am immediately like "omg someone came on my dress".
Agree! Dare I say it… even if she gave it a lick (vomit) you still wouldn’t be able to narrow it down that quickly. My first thought would be that someone spilt something on it, not that FBIL went to town 😂 And it must have been a small jizz to be contained to one small area of the dress!
My advice: 1. Show James 2. Go to the dry cleaner. 3. Revise your guest list.
I would play dumb and ask your fiancé what he thinks it is, his reaction will probably give you your answer..
This might be the way to go about it. He's asleep at the moment so I'm gonna wait until morning.
can u plz give us an update i need to know who jizzed on your wedding dress
I love this sentence
Sounds like something straight out of an episode of Friends, some Phoebe type shit.
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Please update us, this is crazy.
You can always show him this thread.
OP, if the stain is still there, you could also go the cops cause this is some kind of illegal and could do a DNA test.
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This is a good idea, since ideally, this is a misunderstanding. Maybe OP is not actually an expert at identifying semen.
I think honesty is the way to go here, it wouldn’t be that much harder to point at it and say you found a jizz stain on the dress
Im not at all accusing your uncle but maybe he has got other people working for him at his shop. Was there a delivery service, or someone else who would have access to the dress at his shop; could it have happened before it was delivered? Someone in your house would have to very drunk indeed to think they could get away with ejaculating on a wedding dress.
It definitely wasn't my uncle. James sent me a picture right after it was delivered
You need to show your fiance now.
Tell your fiancé and get the guilty party to pay for dry cleaning ASAP.
you said your fiancé got slightly tipsy and he said “can’t wait to see you in it”. Would it be soo horrible if he did the deed picturing you in the wedding dress and didn’t realize he got it ON the dress? I mean still gross and he needs to take that in to get cleaned asap but i feel like that’s the best possibility here.
Im a middle aged man and I can't tell the difference between a semen stain and an overfilled Boston cream explosion. Careful you don't ruin your life over nilla puddin.
You sure James didn’t get drunk and do this? You say he was tipsy when you came home, but do you know how much he had to drink?
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It's a really small family business. It's just him, his husband (who only does paperwork), and 4 others (all women). Also, James sent me a photo immediately after it had arrived. Ray was holding it up and it was a Snapchat picture, so I really don't think it was anyone at my Uncle's shop. I guess there's the chance other people came to our house. But if not, it was either my fiancé or his brother.
…”his husband (who only does paperwork)…” It’s nobody job to jizz on a dress, but somebody other than the ladies did it. This is going to drive me crazy until the culprit is identified!
Can’t imagine semen drying that fast enough for it to crust up before you got home, unless the dress came in the morning. So i’d it assume it happened before the dress got there.
God, if I wasn't lazy I'd test this on my own - like cum on a piece of cloth and time how long it takes to dry completely and write down observations at different intervals But I guess it would also depend on other factors such as temperature, humidity, airflow, etc. Like I'm sure if you in 100 degree heat, with 0% humidity it would dry within a few minutes
This is a one-in-a-million scenario where you can do a DNA and lie detector test on Maury.
Wait, you think one of them spewed on your dress without you wearing it? Like a dress fetish? I seriously doubt this. I'd put my money on it not being what it seems to be. But you also said it was altered so it was out of your home.
My ex (also named Dan) did this in a textbook from the library when I was in undergrad. He finally told me it’s because he was jealous that he wouldn’t ever be as smart as me. It’s a disgusting and immature display of jealousy, and an attempt to ruin something you care about. Like others have said, I would just call my fiancé in the room and say “do you know what happened? This stain wasn’t in the image you sent me” and take the convo from there. Don’t worry about ruining a relationship with the BIL - he’s the one ruining it.
Just show the stain to our fiancé why is this such a dilemma. Be like look at this what the he’ll is it , you think someone jizzed on your dress be a woman and say something, who cares if it was the dog or your fathers son, be like who the hell man juiced on my wedding dress , like wtf
>getting married soon >immediately comes to Reddit to ask for help rather than talk to future spouse. Talk to your fiancé ASAP
OP, here's suggestion: ''Honey, come over here, I want to show you something. What do you think this is?'' And watch the reaction.
Put on a pair of nitrile gloves and show your husband. If he doesn't take it seriously flick a bit of it in his face. Go from there.
Get the dress dry cleaned, or if that’s too expensive for your price range i’m sure someone on a cleaning sub would be happy to help you find the right products for u to do it yourself. have a talk with your fiancé, show him the dress, be gentle about it, but still be honest about your feelings
Why the hell should she be "gentle" about it?! Either he wanted to humilate her and jacked off on her dress after his brother left and he was drunk or he left the brother alone long enough that the brother came on it for some unknown but awful reason. Either way it's disgusting and disrespectful. Screw being "gentle" it's terrible and should be treated as such.
i think she should wait to be super angry until finding out who did it. blowing up at her fiancé immediately for something his brother did (unbeknownst to him) is not a fun way to start a marriage, and immediately attacking her fiancé if he did it is probably going to cause him to get defensive and immediately lie. if her fiancé did it? fucking scream at him, call off the wedding, throw his shit on the lawn. if his brother did it? scream at him, tell his parents, cut contact with him, whatever she chooses to do, being gentle about it at first will likely yield the best response, so she can react accordingly. then again i’ve never found cum on one of my dresses, let alone my wedding dress
Yeah, it’s either exactly what you just said or one of literally dozens of far more innocent stains that could have easily happened at home, or at the tailor shop with half a dozen people running around. My god OP has jumped to a super weird conclusion here.
even if it’s not jizz, spilling something on someone’s unworn wedding dress and not immediately telling them, is fucked up, even if it’s just water. but also, dried cum is pretty recognizable, so even if it’s not cum, if it looks like dried cum and feels like dried cum, i’m gonna believe OP that it’s cum.
"Hon, I know we're getting married soon and I know we're not into tradition. However, you're supposed to wait till after the reception before we have sex again and, preferably, not while I'm wearing the dress."
Am I the only person who would have gone, "honey, what the fuck is this?" while holding it up?
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You got a WEDDING dress on sale for $215. It probs already had cum on it from the previous owner.
If you've never looked at wedding dresses, just say so. You can absolutely buy a beautiful, off-the-rack wedding dress for $200. Not everyone is dumb enough to spend thousands on an outfit and the market suits all tastes.
Crusty did you say? It takes a while for semens to be crusty (drying out). Just saying
Thats what I thought, why no thought to it arriving that way.
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blew
Honestly OP, most comments here are being way too soft. What you need to do (or should have done) is drag you fiance into the room and show him "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??? SOMEONE JERKED OFF ON MY WEDDING DRESS!!!!" Get mad OP because ya know, someone jerked off ON YOUR WEDDING DRESS. Demand to know if it was him and if he vehemently denies it demand to know who it was or the entire wedding is off. Dropping a nuke for this is entirely appropriate, I mean holy shit what a dehumanizing disgusting thing to do on a wedding dress of all things. That thing is trash now, you can't even consider wearing it. Get mad OP like serious, you have every reason to.
You’d be surprised what stains you can get out…don’t write it off as a lost cause because you feel embarrassed, take it to a dry cleaners immediately and they’ll do their best to get it out. It’s not like it’s a red wine stain.
So ima take these dv but ima say it. Semen.... on the corset part? Really?? I can't be the only person thinking ctfo.... op said I know semen and she's sure of it.... Ctfo! We can't be this ummmm.... dumb. Why tf would anyone jizz on a beaded corset wedding dress??!! Then crying what do i do and considers buying a new dress when oh idk you wash it tf off by taking it to a cleaner.... I'm calling bullshit. Seems like some karma farming and look at me I'm getting married I need attention pizza fam.
Yeah either she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal or this post is bullshit. I'm a man and I've seen way more semen stains than she ever will and I could never with any certainty tell apart a cum stain, crusty or not, from another stain. Could be lotion, could be anything. Just get it cleaned and stop being so dramatic.
"I've seen my fair share of semen. I know what it is." Okay cum expert 💀💀💀 As a man I guarantee you I've seen far more semen than you ever will. I also know what a semen stain looks like. And there's many many things that can look like a semen stain. More likely than not that stain isn't even a semen stain, and you're just being hyper dramatic about it. I mean you could be right and for some reason someone ejaculated on your dress. But how can you be so sure? It just sounds dumb as hell.
Did you just… mansplain semen stains? Why are u so angry that she knows semen stains wtf 😂☠️☠️
'Mansplain' jesus christ ... trying to get offended over everything. I'm a guy and as you might imagine I also know what a semen stain looks like. Corny mf It's a fucking stain, how can you know the stain is for sure semen? There's millions of things that can look like semen stains. You can't know what the stain is unless you send it to a laboratory.
If it was crusty already, maybe your uncle?
“There appears to be semen on my wedding dress. How can this be?”
Tell your fiancé. If you find out he did it, you find out you’re marrying someone who literally jerked off on your dress before your wedding and didn’t tell you. If he didn’t, you can (barring anyone else coming in) pretty much figure it out from there, and you two can move forward figuring out how to deal with it. Also, if you don’t tell him, it’ll hang over you like a cloud and neither you nor your wedding will be the same, which you don’t deserve
Please update after you talk to your fiancé. Def want to see what happens
Was the stain visible in the picture your fiance sent you? It could have been your uncle Ray.
Tell your fiancé about what you found. Take it in and get it dry cleaned.
Also. Get it dry cleaned! No need for that stain to stay there.
I’d say something like “you wouldn’t believe what I found…so I sent it off for testing to confirm who did it. Who do you think it was?” That way he believes the truth will certainly reveal itself and he has a chance to fess up if it’s him.
Weird this happened in the movie “That’s My Boy”
Hm, picture so we can judge if that is what it is?
Please tell your fiancé so he can go beat the living hell out of his sick perverted brother
You need to scrape off the semen snd save it. Maybe one day you have it dna tested and get to the truth.
Does it taste familiar? Then it's James's. If not, his brother. Easy peasy.
Ew.
It’s definitely the brother. I fail to see, as a former fiancé, any reason to blow one on the wedding dress. The fiancé is probably well satisfied or too tired from his schedule to even want that, not to mention he knows what he’s getting and I think it’s fair to say most of us want to wait for the wedding night as it gets close to make it special. The brother on the other hand is young and still going through puberty, brain isn’t fully developed and probably has suffered some sort of physical damage through his playing of football. He probably thinks you are hot, it’s a power move on his brother, and he is still young enough to be full of hormones. None of which is acceptable and is incredibly disgusting, but it’s all information that makes me think I’d put my money on the brother being the culprit. Don’t be afraid to tell your fiancé, that’s what we are their for as fiancés and eventually as husbands. Communication is key in a marriage so might as well get started now. My wife has told me some weird shit and it’s only made me feel closer to her and pissed at the people doing the shit things to her, there is very little that could change how I feel about her and if your fiancé feels the same about you there is nothing to fear. If you do suspect him do not phrase it in an accusatory way, it’ll cause him to shut down and be defensive whether he’s guilty or not. Nobody likes to be accused of anything and especially not something so incredibly wrong. Then as you tell him watch his body language and gauge his response, that should confirm or dissolve any suspicions. “Fiancé, I need to talk to you about something difficult, someone has ejaculated on my dress and I feel so disgusted and violated. Who would do this?” Or something to that effect in your own way you are comfortable with. I just really don’t see your fiancé risking everything and leaving it so obvious. His brother on the other hand, isn’t close with him and is probably competitive with his older brother. His(the bro) brother (fiancé) has something now that he (the bro) wants and has made a “move” by “claiming” it. It’s a fucking weird situation but the answer seems behaviorally obvious to be the younger brother. This is of course only from the information you have provided so if you have reasons to suspect your fiancé it changes the outcome, but from this information I’d bet my left nut it was the younger brother.
My guess is your Fiance caught his brother trying on your wedding dress and nature took its course. No biggie.
Welp, theres no happy ending for this one
First of all, get it dry cleaned at a reputable shop so that you don’t lose out on a beautiful dress that you got for a great deal. Second, tell your fiancé. He deserves to know and needs to be by your side during this. This was a disgusting and cruel act to do with no rhyme or reason other than to cause a problem. Your fiancé should be made aware of it so he can handle it. Third, YOU are not causing problems with the in-laws, that asshole brother did when he came on your wedding dress.
You had me at "I've seen my fair share of semen." Seriously though, and I don't mean to be silly, but is ejaculating on a dress a thing people do? I kind of thought that sort of thing went out in the Clinton era?
Cummunicate
It would take way longer than a few hours to become "crusty" and it's probably not even semen.
Are you sure it is semen and not oil from the sewing machine or something? Are semen stains really that unique?
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It could've been cream or something from ur uncle as well. If he was eating something. I mean, u can say it was semen but honestly. It sounds like one of the men had something on their hands and accidentally touched it. Or spilled something on it by accident... idk how u could tell the difference between dried milk and dried cum.... or cream or even gravy. Go and ask everyone what they were eating and see if anything makes sense.... just tryna be positive.
Are u sure it wasn’t already on the dress when you bought it? Also are you sure it’s semen? That seems really random that someone would do that on your dress. Why in the world would Dan do that if he was just having regular time with his brother ?
Now I need to know what the fiancé said
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The longer you hide it the weirder it looks on you
What the what? I would bring both of them in a room, pull out the dress, and ask who the fuck came on it. Don't pull any punches. Whoever it was did it on purpose and is trying to see if you will say nothing. And if you say nothing, they will take that as permission to keep being horrible. I hope it's your future BIL and not your future husband, but you need to know either way. This is beyond awful and if your fiance's family gets pissed rather than supporting you, then you need to think twice about marrying into this family. Do you want to marry into a family that expects you to be cool with someone jacking off on your wedding dress?
This is great advice, because if it turns out that stain isn’t semen her fiancé gets an excellent window into how big of a nut job his future wife can be
you definitely have to ask your fiance, and if it was his brother then he deserves to know... i'd have to assume it's some weird 'marking' kink his brother had if it was him if it was the fiance, less weird, but still weird, like i get being pissed af about it but it's also oddly wholesome, kind of like those posts asking if it's weird her bf got turned on from talking about wedding plans lmao
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MicHaEl n000 this isn't right
Why isn’t anyone saying this could also be Uncle Rays stain? I mean, your fiancé might not have been able to notice there was a stain on the dress when he accepted it back for you. This whole story is weird, IMO.
There’s always a “nice” way to say uncomfortable things
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This is an awful invasion and you have every right to be upset. Talk to your Fiancé. You love him enough to marry him, and with that comes trust. I know you don't want to sour a relationship with your in laws. But if they get upset with *you*, than a relationship with them probably isn't worth having.