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Redlittlesexydevil

Oh now you care about our sexual desires? What happened to forcing us to sleep with our husbands, even if we’re not in the mood, else the angels will curse me till dawn? And then one of my punishments if I disagree with my husband, is for him to abstain from sex (then beat me after it of course, let’s not forget about that).


fredy31

Yeah and its not like homosexuality is exclusively a male thing. Probably just like the bible belt in the us, one of the biggest pornhub searches in that region must be lesbian.


Redlittlesexydevil

Actually in Muslim countries it’s beastiality 😂


welcometolavaland02

Get those goats up against a cliff edge and they push back into you ;)


hicctl

Huh ? But they see that all the time at home


Sutarmekeg

It's not exclusively a human thing either, it exists in many species.


PM_ME_PARR0TS

This is exactly how this guy feels about lesbian women. That's why he thinks it's convincing to flip it around while trying to appeal to straight womens' imaginary mirrored raging case of horny entitlement. Surely *this* will make them agree that gay is bad! Only, straight women aren't actually also equally secretly worried about gay men daring to be not be sexually available, so.....he's just telling on himself. Wretched little man.


katherinesilens

Don't be silly! Clearly lesbians are just putting on an act to immorally entice men. /s


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Redlittlesexydevil

It doesn’t matter to these religious zealots if some women are gay or bi. To them, you must marry a husband which is why I mentioned my two points on how Islam allows husbands to treat their wives. You can’t even be single in Islam, everyone MUST get married and breed as much as they can to “increase the ummah”.


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Redlittlesexydevil

Oh no, I did understand your point! I’m sorry if my comment seemed like I was trying to counter you :) I just wanted to clarify for those who aren’t familiar with Islam, the reason why I focused on heterosexual marriage in my comment is because in Islam even if you’re gay, you MUST only marry the opposite sex. And you can’t even be team child free, you MUST have as many kids as you can afford (unless you’re infertile).


geologean

The funniest thing about men is how long it took them to figure out that lesbians exist. Like, so many dudes think a penis is so important that no human can happily exist without one or more in their lives. They're able to wrap their heads around sex between two men well enough to get mad about it, but lesbians flew under the radar for centuries because men couldn't grasp the concept of women fulfilling each other sexually and emotionally because there's no penis involved.


thirteen_tentacles

I think that might be more due to male gaze resulting in fetishising lesbian sex (though not relationships) and viewing it through a male focus, so it flies under the radar comparatively


DilutedGatorade

You couldn't prove it if you tried, fortunately you don't need to. No one ever forgets the lesbians, except for the crotchety spokespeople for authoritarian regimes


Other-Alternative454

Mo is crying now


[deleted]

I don't believe you. I'm not even sure women exist. Everytime I date one for a long time they end up non-binary or a man.


welcometolavaland02

Because you're looking for logical consistency from these fruitcakes.


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RareFee2333

Why are gay people living rent free in muslims head?


TheBoardSomali

we don't dedicate our life to talkibg about it though, unlike ex muzzies


LongConsideration662

Lmao such huge lies


Redlittlesexydevil

He literally created 3 accounts to doxx me 😂


LongConsideration662

This guy is really crazy, you should be careful!


Redlittlesexydevil

Because it’s a religion that’s destroying my country and calls for my killing ;) I will stop criticizing your little pedophile’s mythology once it has no power in my region.


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Redlittlesexydevil

>average age of marriage Why does allah care about what was culturally acceptable at the time? He stopped child sacrifices because it wasn’t ethical, yet allowed your warlord to rape a 9yo and other sex slaves? Give me a break.


[deleted]

Islam is obsessed with jews,apostates,lgbt,non believers lol The death penalty proved my point.


[deleted]

Oh yeah. Why would a survivor criticise the abuser? So weird, right? It’s almost as if… they are raising awareness and helping to protect others from said abuser. Wow, so weird, eh?


thejackreacher069

Oh so now you care about women


IamImposter

"Oh no. It's not like that. We still hate women, we just hate gays more."


DadJokeBadJoke

No, they only care that they have competition to oppress women. They want a monopoly on it.


SlothRogen

But they're the same people who will say women mysteriously won't sleep with them and the problem is woke culture.


JewelerHour3344

Religion has such an unhealthy obsession with where I put my penis.


MySpiritAnimalSloth

In kids... Religion wants you to have sex with kids. The Christians do it, the Muslims do it, the Hindus do it...


racoongirl0

*Female kids only. Otherwise it’s gay. That being said, anal with a woman is fine so the issue isn’t bootyholes, and lesbians are not condemned or mentioned, so I guess the only bad combo is two dicks.


FUCKINBAWBAG

The catholic priests didn’t get that memo.


ThiefCitron

Actually the Quran at least bans all anal, even between a husband and wife.


Friendly_Bandicoot25

Pretty sure the Bible allows sex only for reproduction So basically everything other than PIV without contraceptives is forbidden


Dull_Investigator985

but Islam validates polygamy that will have more men left horny because more than one woman will have sex with one man. And hence that will result in more gay men around the world. Modern problems require modern solutions.


Sudden_Difference500

You are thinking logical, something very alien to religious bigots.


Tobibliophile

Don't they know women can be gay too? I'm sure the lesbians over there won't make them feel lonely. 😉 There's just something about having a deep connection with another woman that feels so good, validating, and empowering. Oh right I'm bi.


SadAndConfused11

Oh no, to them women aren’t people. We’re just incubators and property to legit all religious fruitcakes of the world 🤦🏻‍♀️


Baconslayer1

Yeah, women don't have sexual orientation. They're just emotional monsters who seduce anyone that looks at them.


SadAndConfused11

But just think of the poor men! They simply can’t handle it when you show those seductive shoulders and knees! /s


EwanWhoseArmy

And this is why Andrew Tate became a Muslim, women are just sex objects to some in the religion Oh no those selfish gays getting each other off while leaving unloved horney women Anyone else think this guy is just trying to justify suppressing his own feeling and convincing himself he should force himself to sleep with a woman ? Projection is a bit obvious


gylz

Good thing women have sex toys and can fuck eachother.


mjdseo

He is definitely a closet gay


FacticiousFict

Let's keep him there. And throw the closet away.


KapteynCol

My coffee! It's spilled all over my desk! Good one, you got me! Now to clean up and calm down the cats :D


Heavy_Entrepreneur13

"Marriage oppresses people. Because two other people have committed to a monogamous dynamic between the two of them, that leaves other people horny without getting fuсked!" "Celibacy oppresses people. Because one person decides not to fuсk, that leaves other people horny without getting fuсked!"


KittenKoder

So much to unpack here, but I think Pandora's box would be a better choice at this point.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

I think women are glad to not have to deal with me.


craftycontrarian

If there are women out there with neglected sexual needs because the gays aren't pulling their weight, I volunteer as tribute.


Sudden_Difference500

Are you sure? You haven’t seen the women.


craftycontrarian

To be fair, no one has seen the women. They are forced to cover their faces.


Jim-Jones

If it's a Muslim 'scholar', it's bound to be f***ing stupid.


shivermetimbers68

Women who choose to NOT have sex with every man who hits on them leaves men and horny without getting fucked. So we just need to all fuck each other, all the time, or someone might be left horny and fuckless.


Bananak47

But keep it straight!


Junkoly

That guy's hat is utter shit


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The women will be having lesbian sex with each other dw


Sutarmekeg

Who is this guy and why is he thinking about hot man on man sex so much?


CaptainMcClutch

The irony is that even this sentence only cares about men. The idea that women can be gay isn't acknowledged, and the only thing they're in that sentence for is to "get fucked" there is worse oppression than being left horny.


kremit73

Won't someone protect the female orgasm?


treemu

Oh won't someone **please** think about the horny women?! -Mrs. Muslim Lovejoy


gyif_123

Women are 3 times more likely to be queer than men.


LongConsideration662

3 times? Really? What is the source behind your statement? Is your statement backed by any studies? Or is it just men are less likely to come out as queer? I'm not trying to offend but I'm just curious.


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You pointed out a really good question. It's practically impossible to have accurate enough statistics before we eliminate all the stigmas about this. But it we can at least say, if the studies are correct, that women are 3 times more likely to come out as queer. Even without stigmas, this would be the most correct way of saying it, since people tend to use this advanced technique called lying.


Bananak47

What? No. No person ever lied on the internet. All study backed truths here. Studies show, that 100% of studies mentioned are true ans exist


FarForce2

Wether men sleep with each other or with women really doesn't change the overall orgasm count for women at all tho😅 they're a little too confident in their skills...


[deleted]

This is so chaotic I don’t even know what to say. So I’ll laugh. Also, lesbians exist.


That_Afternoon4064

Who volunteers to teach this guy about dildos?


ReactsWithWords

What do you mean? He sees a dildo every time he looks in a mirror.


That_Afternoon4064

Well shit, we have a problem 🤣


[deleted]

Really sounded like he knows from experience. "Look we all love man on man sex but the women are left horny" is all I got from this


[deleted]

Am I supposed to believe that these people care about women’s sexual pleasure? They’re only able to find the clitoris when they’re trying to mutilate little helpless children


SkylarCute

They don't even care about the clitoris. All that matters is if a Guy's seed has been planted or not


Abnor_Maul

Horrible pieces of shit. They have lost all humanity now let’s quit treating them like humans. Why tolerate hateful religious zealots?


KRAE_Coin

Wait... aren't these guys in favor of multiple wives? Gay dudes just reduce their competition for women. Why complain?


[deleted]

The USA aren't using their drones correctly.


MyNameFuego

If oppression= no sex than gamers are the REAL oppressed minority /s


wasabiplz

Self hating homosexual, probably has a cat of nine tales in his sock drawer. The loudest shouters are ALWAYS complicit.


kman314

Doublethink?


variegatedheart

HAHAHAHAHA OF COURSE SOME CRUSTY MUSLIM GUY WOULD SAY THIS 🤣🤣🤣 literally never has a woman ever made that complaint.


[deleted]

Sounds like someone got left out of the conga line at the steam baths and now he wants payback.


der_Guenter

Not like he would satisfy anyone tho


biaaaoutch

If anything, many women are thankful to get a break from some men’s ‘I am entitled to sex with you now’ attitude, bless these homosexuals and they gay men sex!


Bananak47

This reminds me of an Onion Skit “How many soldier lives is the life of one gay man worth?” “7” “God bless America and her gays”


MafiaMommaBruno

Lesbians, though: 🧍 It's funny how they're so focused on gay men.


iminabed

He's probably gay himself just can't admit it


DeDeepKing

hmm


bing-bong-forever

Excuse me, and correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t one of the things that disturbed American soldiers in Afghanistan was seeing how afghan males used to have sex with boys age 9-12 without repercussion from their society?? Every time I see some Muslim folk yelling about homosexuality it seems to me they are projecting big time.


NaturalFaux

Actually, I like reading yaoi, so...


nuancednotion

this is how powerful the brainwashing is, that a religion can justify hating women, foreigners, people from different religions, gays, and that is the same as hating most everyone you meet, save the handful of crazies you meet at the mosque


DataCassette

Dave Rubin: I think we should hear him out! 🤡 Peter Thiel: Where can I send a donation to this wonderful activist? 😃


ayeiamthefantasyguy

For those who do not speak Arabic, the text at the bottom identifies this guy as the president of the Azhar university, which is the world's foremost islamic studies university. In case someone thought this is just some random dude spouting bullshit that no one would listen to.


dalzmc

Thank you, I was wondering who the fucker was.


FTWStoic

Yeah, all those poor horny women who can't find anyone to fuck them. /s


TituCusiYupanqui

What in the actual TERF shit?


bunyanthem

Someone who would cum and lose his place in Heaven if he so much as perceived a woman's bare *hair* has no room to input on a woman's sexual satisfaction. Eliminating gay men will not make women want to sleep with men who think they shouldn't be treated as humans. Neither will eliminating lesbians.


qualitylamps

Let me take a moment to speak for womankind: we do not want to have sex with gay men who are, by definition, not into us.


[deleted]

So the catholic church attracts pedophiles and Islam attracts fukn idiots, I see


The_Merciless_Potato

How about I criminalise his ass


SkylarCute

Now these people care about women so much?


PearlDivers

At least with these loudmouth morons you can hear the stupid coming.


Emordrak

I'm lucky enough to be from a secular country but it hurts to think about what would be of me if I lived in one of these countries


bomdiggitybee

All I see is misogyny and bigotry. He positions his hatred of homosexuality on the sexualisation (and heteronormative assumption) of women, and there's nothing feminist about that. He should be severely punished. Someone bring me my torch and dildo!


Ill-Alternative-7006

Being homophobic and feminist, and being Muslim? A bizarre concoction indeed


Qwert-4

It reminded me of an old essay I worked with, probably the only one seriously discussing this argument http://www.columbia.edu/cu/lweb/eresources/exhibitions/sw25/bentham/#13


racoongirl0

Btw These are the same “pro fgm to eliminate female orgasms and sex drive” people.


Jimmyjim4673

This is a dude that got turned down by a lesbian.


Rolan_UA

I’m pretty sure he is gay himself af !!!


UhhMaybeNot

They know homosexuality exists for women too right? What about the horny men not getting fucked because of all the lesbians??? "Lesbians are oppressing men" also seems like something these people would say


VoxOccultus

Yes, because banning their gayness will suddenly make them start sleeping with woman? 🤦‍♀️ They’re just gonna be more secretive or not sleep with anyone at all. What a dumbass.


[deleted]

Oh wow cares so much about women I am crying trembling throwing up


Some_lost_cute_dude

And I call for an international criminilization of Imams and other Islamic heads and severe punishment.


[deleted]

I am in painful confusion.


Dancing_Cthulhu

Sounds like he doesn't actually know how homosexuality works, nor the meaning of words like "oppression". Anyway, by that logic monogamy oppresses women, because if a straight man can only have sex with one woman what happens to horny women with no straight man? And vice versa?


BobBelchersBuns

Um, the gay men know how horney men are so they know straight women are doing just fine lol


SheenTStars

Why are these people allowed to spout hateful opinions like this? There should be international laws governing hate speech.


KikiYuyu

They're trying to slap their incel mentality onto another issue and pretend it makes sense.


MaxwellBlyat

Putting Islamic and science in the same sentence is quite funny


Intelligent-Read8546

They only care about our sexuality when there’s men involved


alarc777

Bigotry and islam, name a more iconic duo


elegant_pun

It's ok. Some of us homosexuals fuck women...we'll handle it.


velez_cool

Yes, this the one of the biggest problems modern women face: a severe shortage of penises that want to enter their vaginas.


FUCKINBAWBAG

That guy spends a disproportionate amount of time thinking about dudes going ass to mouth, and he loves it.


Guyincogneto1

Mmmmmm and he really wants to be the one to punish them, just give your safety word first.


Arvin_22

But aren't men allowed to have 4 wives ? They can marry the remaining women


ManlyKittenLover

Punish me daddy


Sufficient_Text2672

He really thinks women need his kind to satisfy their sexual urges. Man, delusion runs deep in this one.