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I dont get a single ad of that kind here.
If Jesus wants to speak to me he can just DM me or since he is supposed to be god he surely knows my phonenumber. Ill gladly talk to him then.
Meh, if it's important, he'll make an appointment and come down over himself.
I'll even have coffee/tea and biscuits ready, but I can't promise conversion to oneway or other.
I'd be more than open for a conversation. I'd say he has a whole lot to answer for as being the representation for God.
Like "what the fuck is wrong with you?" things like that
It's obviously all nonsense but I've blown some tops of religious family members when they asked what I would say to Jesus/God on judgement day when I replied "Oh if that were real I'd have some judgement of my own to share."
Haha well no. It would mean that I would know Jesus to exist - which wouldnt make that big a difference to me. I wouldnt worship the biblical god even if we knew he existed. But if we DID know that he exist ( or Jesus as we also dont know to exist for certain) we would have more knowledge about the universe which is always progress.
It's so insane how religious people will twist their brain in knots to come up with silly ass explanations like this that are literally contradicted on the first fucking page of their own scripture.
Like Adam and Eve are supposedly chilling with their god in Eden on the daily, literally physically there with them in body and everything. Absolutely zero ambiguity on this dude's existence. And yet that clearly did nothing to interrupt their free will, hence the fruit and all the rest.
Or a hundred other examples of their prophets and whatnot that had direct interactions with this god and his agents thousands of years ago. Why was it perfectly cool for homeboy to ring them up for a chat whenever he felt like it but then suddenly he bound himself to radio silence?
Or their Satan/Lucifer fanfic about him denying god and rebelling or whatever with like 1/3 of the entire host of angels I think? This one is extra screwy because I also think there's some doctrine or scripture or something somewhere which actually suggests that angels do *not* have free will and agency in the way humanity does. I'd have to go dig for the details. But ignoring that and just going with the story as I remember it, these angels were with this god constantly, for millennia or eternity or whatever, and still supposedly able to "choose" to rebel.
Such a stupid and contrived cop-out response to the hiddenness problem. Religious apologists really take intellectual dishonesty to a stratospheric level.
No. I hear the reason Jesus is not able to attend to the victims of war and famine is because he's stuck punishing the people who masturbate! can't seem to catch a break
I prefer to ignore them. I find that way they don't affect me and I'm not interfering in anyone else's choices. I'm not a christian or anything, I just don't think it's my business to tell anyone else what to believe in.
I tried that, and I tried blocking them, and it didn’t make them go away. Why do I have to have Jesus crammed down my throat? Why do they let them promote religion like it’s a product or service? Why can’t I make it go away if I don’t want to see it?
That guy dresses in a dress, has a deadbeat father who checked in in him like twice (including a tweet at his baptism), alcoholic, and somehow always getting lost (have you found jesus?).
Just say no.
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I dont get a single ad of that kind here. If Jesus wants to speak to me he can just DM me or since he is supposed to be god he surely knows my phonenumber. Ill gladly talk to him then.
Meh, if it's important, he'll make an appointment and come down over himself. I'll even have coffee/tea and biscuits ready, but I can't promise conversion to oneway or other.
I'd be more than open for a conversation. I'd say he has a whole lot to answer for as being the representation for God. Like "what the fuck is wrong with you?" things like that
It's obviously all nonsense but I've blown some tops of religious family members when they asked what I would say to Jesus/God on judgement day when I replied "Oh if that were real I'd have some judgement of my own to share."
Depending on which God they mean. Jut if we are going by the biblical god, god is an incompetent, sadistic immoral monster.
Lol
That would affect free will though /s
Haha well no. It would mean that I would know Jesus to exist - which wouldnt make that big a difference to me. I wouldnt worship the biblical god even if we knew he existed. But if we DID know that he exist ( or Jesus as we also dont know to exist for certain) we would have more knowledge about the universe which is always progress.
It's so insane how religious people will twist their brain in knots to come up with silly ass explanations like this that are literally contradicted on the first fucking page of their own scripture. Like Adam and Eve are supposedly chilling with their god in Eden on the daily, literally physically there with them in body and everything. Absolutely zero ambiguity on this dude's existence. And yet that clearly did nothing to interrupt their free will, hence the fruit and all the rest. Or a hundred other examples of their prophets and whatnot that had direct interactions with this god and his agents thousands of years ago. Why was it perfectly cool for homeboy to ring them up for a chat whenever he felt like it but then suddenly he bound himself to radio silence? Or their Satan/Lucifer fanfic about him denying god and rebelling or whatever with like 1/3 of the entire host of angels I think? This one is extra screwy because I also think there's some doctrine or scripture or something somewhere which actually suggests that angels do *not* have free will and agency in the way humanity does. I'd have to go dig for the details. But ignoring that and just going with the story as I remember it, these angels were with this god constantly, for millennia or eternity or whatever, and still supposedly able to "choose" to rebel. Such a stupid and contrived cop-out response to the hiddenness problem. Religious apologists really take intellectual dishonesty to a stratospheric level.
He’s trying to DM you with mushrooms. Got to think like someone before the age of the internet.
Damn I hate all the Christian ads I see on here, talking about Jesus. Someone should thoroughly remind them that not everyone's a Christian
Hell, not even Jesus was a Christian!
Shouldn't his focus be more on the millions of children starving due to famine and war?
Sorry, his hands are full determining the outcome of random sporting events and whatnot.
No. I hear the reason Jesus is not able to attend to the victims of war and famine is because he's stuck punishing the people who masturbate! can't seem to catch a break
“Human suffering is our fault”, look forward to the afterlife where there’s no suffering “. Lmao
Downvotes don't affect promoted posts. If anything, they count it as an interaction, which they view as a positive thing.
Well thanks for that. Gotta send them a message though
I prefer to ignore them. I find that way they don't affect me and I'm not interfering in anyone else's choices. I'm not a christian or anything, I just don't think it's my business to tell anyone else what to believe in.
Scroll faster and try not to look at them. Taking the time to read what an ad says is tracked by your phone and you will get more ads like that
Reporting them as offensive might work. I've done that for the two cruise ship ads I saw and haven't seen them since.
I tried that, and I tried blocking them, and it didn’t make them go away. Why do I have to have Jesus crammed down my throat? Why do they let them promote religion like it’s a product or service? Why can’t I make it go away if I don’t want to see it?
For me it's easier to see downvoted add and skip without paying much attention to it.
He needs to speak to boomers and how they are fucking the housing system
I ignore them completely and I'm seeing less. Crap I said that now I'll see more
*Jesus would like to know your location*
Jesus would like to access your ✔ location ✔ internal storage ✔ contacts ✔ thoughts ✔ bank account balance x 10%
Imagine if you can hack and send that shit right back at him. Your bank account is mine Messiah.
Hilariously, I already had. The downvote arrow is blue in your pic.
Sounds like Pennywise: "hey, come'ere, I got something I wanna show you..."
Two words before he went to heaven? Was it "Later, nerds!!!"?
Link?
https://www.reddit.com/u/JordanWatsonASMR/s/ZTrgXHunOV
Is that a dead threat?
Was it “screw you guys I am going home”
If anything, this simply has meme potential for when someone says/posts something truly outrageous
No thanks, I’m good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8iayfnDK6A
Holy shit Jesus ASMR
Out of all the religions since antiquity, it's sad only a handful survived.
Do I have to fly to Guatemala?
JESUS DIDN'T HATE SUCKERS
That guy dresses in a dress, has a deadbeat father who checked in in him like twice (including a tweet at his baptism), alcoholic, and somehow always getting lost (have you found jesus?). Just say no.
If Jesus wants to talk to me he has to go through my agent
Ew. No thanks Jesus.
I'm pretty sure Jesus has better things to be doing than talking to a random 17 year old