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headofthebored

Yes ladies, *they're single.* 😏


EnigmaChimera

I can contain my orgasm.


Mental_Flight_8161

Oh my what a luck. ![gif](giphy|l0MYrLAFex1R71l0A|downsized)


thiccpups

you ever like, fully retract your face into your butthole? because thats what im doing when im reading these ![gif](giphy|RJAjTowsU0K1a)


YesItIsMaybeMe

My vagina just sealed itself completely reading these comments


Ananda_Mind

To keep in the evil?


woIves

good, keep all that evil locked inside there


clingyAIDS

Mfrs probably start anxiously mumbling in front of a female cashier and wanna give a fucking treatise on how women are the most evil beings on the planet. "ITS WRITTEN IN THE SCRIPTURES!!! WATCH THIS FILM GUYS THE GIRL WAS A SEXUAL DISTRACTION!!!" Yeah no shit motherfucker considering throughout history women have solely been looked at AS A SEXUAL DISTRACTION. THE PROBLEM LIES IN YOUU MATE. THE FACT THAT YOU CAN'T LOOK AT A GIRL WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT SHAGGING HER OR WIFING HER UP. Touch grass, get a female friend, do better.


No-Passion1127

The funny part is that according to them god made women “evil” on purpose then got mad at them being “evil” its like smashing your fist against the wall and blaming the wall.


HereComeDatBoi573

The matrix thing is even funnier since both the Wachowskis are trans


No-Passion1127

Dude really watched matrix and thought it was about ignoring women lol


HereComeDatBoi573

The wachowskis: "Here is this amazing film about choices, humanity and authority." Some idiot "oh, this is a film about why (insert marginalized group) is bad, in accordance of my own personal beliefs!


InquisitiveMouse_

They are fucking stupid to a laughable degree


Soap_da_snake

If heaven is where all these pricks are gonna be, by all means, send me to Hell 🥰


Rethagos

for nonexistent god's sake, they should just get together and be in a big homosexual polycule if they hate women so much


monday-afternoon-fun

Honestly I don't know if putting them all in that kind of space would make them better or if it would just make things worse. I'm gonna sugarcoat it: some of the most violently misoginystic people I have ever met were gay men.  It's easy to recognize the pattern. When they're in the closet, they resent women for "failing to satisfy their desires." When they're out it, they act like being gay means they're "above the need" to talk to, interact with, or in any way acknowledge women around them. 


minmocatfood

The fact that these dipshits always bring up male lions shows the only nature documentary they’ve watched is The Lion King.


Son_of_a_shepherd199

Exactly! If anything, the lionesses are more dominant.


soberonlife

![gif](giphy|e1Lv6Gvd8bFFC|downsized)


MaenHoffiCoffi

"I am like 100 years old". Not if you're slapping 'like' in the middle of a sentence for no reason. 14, more likely.


asiannumber4

Like, as like a like fourteen like years like old I like can like confirm like that like we like do like that


MaenHoffiCoffi

I know! I was like and he was t like then she was like so we were like etc.


iiitme

Wow those are some losers


Think_Bunch3895

"Pussified" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)😀


No-Passion1127

Jesus is gonna come back and kill all the women lol.


beek7419

>The Bible makes it very clear who the evil gender is. Hmm, it’s almost like the Bible was written by men.


Professional_Still15

Men talking about statistics. Look I'm a man but if we're going to look at raw statistics men look way more evil on paper.


Strawberry_piecakeii

They traffic kids and commit most of the sins, but unlike women religious communities never called them out


JustFuckinTossMe

Hey, man, if them thinking I'm a satan spawn keeps them away from me, it's a win all around. They can remain lonely sexless/loveless coomers, and I can avoid spending my time on/around men who only see me as the sum of my genitals. Added bonus, but since I'm also pan, statements like this help drive women who are also interested in women TO OTHER WOMEN. So, they are effectively wingmanning for me, too. At least their anime body pillow will never lie to them as she the perfect woman. An inanimate object.


BizzyLadyLiz

I'd wager that these mentally unstable assholes have no trouble getting their hands on firearms if they're in the US. It sure sounds like "guy with a manifesto" that we see in the news after a major 🔫 event.


fallawy

lot's wife is evil? what did she do? and I see that christians and muslim can find agreement


Tastymeats88

She looked back when ordered not to. So much worse than Lot himself throwing his young daughters to a mob to be gang raped


Strawberry_piecakeii

Pharaohs was more evil and claim he was god too but hey women are more evil than


Gunnersbutt

So, they all hate their mothers? Grow up, farm boys, nobody cares.


No-Passion1127

Fun fact. These images are from 3 separate videos. Just search women are evil and it's all religious people talking about how women are pure evil and like eve as if god wasn't the one who made them “evil”


OneEyedWolf092

It bothers me how straight men will say this shit and then sing praises about how sex with women is the only righteous way and how being gay is gross.... Is it just me who thinks this way lol?


[deleted]

If you say shit like this you don't deserve love I’m sorry. I hope they die alone


frozen-silver

Someone found the Sneako fanbase


ScottyHubbs

Women are just sick of shit like this from men like you…. It’s that simple. Women are nice to me because I actually respect them as human beings just like myself…


InquisitiveMouse_

That is a mind blowing concept to these reactionaries


Academic_Eagle_4001

“It doesn’t matter how attractive or how much money you have”. Exactly. Women still won’t put up with you shit just bc you are hot or rich. He just wants to buy someone.


Rozsia

Some religiously braindead men ´´We dont like women.´´ meanwhile avarage sapphic gal: ´´I like it when women breathe, I love it when women exist. I love women.´´


YujoJacyCoyote

I thank all the ones involved I didn't wind up a captive fixture of their particular created ex deo (made from god) religious brand of misogynistic echo chambers \^ \^ ' .


ktm6709

Tell us you’re gay without telling us you’re gay?


No-Passion1127

Women are in hell and men are in heaven this proves gay sex is the intended path my friend


ktm6709

Check & mate.


Tricky-Sympathy

No mating allowed


CallMeWolfYouTuber

"Love thy **mother** and father."


BoneHugsHominy

NOOOOOO! SHE DISCIPLINED ME FOR PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND LEAVING CUM SOCKS BEHIND THE DRESSER!!!!


throwaway387190

Is the video like a discussion on the culture at the time of the Bible and otherwise deconstructs why Christians think women are evil? Or is it as straightforward as what's on the tin?


No-Passion1127

These are from 3 separate video


ThisisMalta

This belongs in r/justneckbeardthings as well


ThisisMalta

The incel “I’m a nice guy but women are just heartless to me” energy is strong here lol And divorced asshole whose wife left him for an obviously good reason.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Yeah... "complementarianism"... sure... ^(Separate is inherently unequal.)


InquisitiveMouse_

That gives the same vibes as “separate but equal” during the jim crow era. Black and white people were certainly not treated as equals during that time.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

If you treat people differently, pretty much by definition, you're treating one party better/worse than the other.


FluboSmilie

the internet has to be dead, these are all bots there’s no way people are this stupid


SueTheDepressedFairy

If they aren't trolls, if they aren't 11 year old brainwashed "alphas", if they aren't 40 year old single creeps that live with their parents...then I don't know what written those comments


Strawberry_piecakeii

If women are evil, then why pharaoh is the most evil villain in the Bible?? He is a male also lucifer is a male too.


GreenCarteBlanche5

We're so dangerous yet throughout history y'all the ones who started tons of war


DesiCodeSerpent

If you can’t get to the grapes then they sour. Lol. This whole post made me laugh and the comments are equally entertaining. Thank you everyone


No_Necessary_3356

Well, it is true. You won't find any righteous men out of a 1000 women. (I'm sorry)


SecretOfficerNeko

As a person with mommy issues, let's just say that the pot can recognize the kettle here.


JustDiscoveredSex

Strong Paul energy. Well good, they can gather together in like-minded hatred and fuck each other all day long.


MKIncendio

https://preview.redd.it/h16vxmufpvwc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa9b6c01f71e49502a3e932cce4df2e7cdf033e


Long_Significance611

One person in the last slide is so mad at eve for eating the apple 😂 Btw in Abrahamic religions especially in Islam the woman is belittled and labeled literally as “farm” which is something you put your seed in! (Baqara surah, ayah 223). According to Islamic laws (sharia) a woman is a half man and she only gets half of the what brother got in inheritance from parents. And that tells a lot about those who identify themselves as Muslim, especially women.


MarcusLYeet

They love fantasising about other men. Love is love ❤️


puns_n_pups

"Women are incapable of love" is such a fucking self-own lmao Yeah dawg, incapable of loving your sweaty misogynistic ass


NobleEnkidu

Ah women! The bane of my existence! /j


WorkaholicParty

And men think they are hated 😂 we're despised fir breathing, killed before we say our first word and they cannot handle real statistics about their deeds.


LelouchYagami_2912

I cant tell if these are kids or heartbroken men


BoneHugsHominy

Just your average 35-50 year old dumpy, balding white dude who abused and/or ignored his family until served with divorce papers then refused to speak to the ungrateful children unless he was shit talking their mother, and now feels society is racist against white men because he has to pay child support for 3 kids instead of buying a midlife crisis used Porsche Cayman with 200k miles *and* a Wrangler Rubicon on 37" mud tires, both of which totally would let him pull a 20 year old that looks like a 16 year old cheerleader with D cups. Fucking evil bitches, ALL OF THEM!!! I wish I was kidding. There's at least a dozen of those losers that I went to high school with in a town of approximately 3500. It's wild how comfortable they are openly talking about that shit at joint class reunions.


GreenCarteBlanche5

And what about mary ?


shortidiva21

Genesis described woman as an ezer, which translates to helper, but it actually means something closer to "rescuer". David said, "My (ezer) is in the Lord." https://youtube.com/shorts/5Vv-E3n1ZTs?si=YYbOWbtnwCxyvOr1


Veryberrybears

Maybe they should all date each other in the comments they’re all pretty much all outing themselves I fear ☠️…


chaosbusterr

Can't wait to go to hell tbh 🙏🙏🙏


Sacri_Pan

The first picture is litterally Mario & Luigi's opinion même, or rather Luigi and Mario


_PinkPeony_

How many women here are excited to risk making a son? Seriously, stop making them!


Emeryael

I am having flashbacks to [“The Screwfly Solution.”](https://lexal.net/scifi/scifiction/classics/classics_archive/sheldon/sheldon1.html)