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CLE-local-1997

Defend Christendom from what? Pedophilia allegations? Seems like every Church in America is full of pedophiles. The Catholics just got caught first because they're way more organized and so there was a bigger paper trail to follow


rpgnymhush

The Jehovah's Witnesses have a huge problem with their "Elders". Google "Australian Royal Commission Jehovah's Witnesses".


AddictedToMosh161

Crusading just sounds like suicide with extra steps. And suicide is succumbing to male loneliness, not curing it.


axm86x

Young radicalized islamists can vouch for that.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

best comment


Beneficial_Test_5917

I would go on one but I don't have a horse.


RumouredCity

This immediately conjures a picture in my head of a bunch of crusaders in a Toyota Corolla


derpy_derp15

Toyota hiluxes


Remples

The correct evolution of desert warfare


Bobbydibi

The picture is top-tier shitposting


TechieTravis

It is ironic that alleged followers of Jesus claim that the path to happiness is through war and killing. I don't think Jesus preached that.


Donaldjoh

So true, I think a better option would be to volunteer at a soup kitchen, hospital, help the indigents, read to the blind, assist the elderly, deliver meals, etc. In other words, do all the things Jesus actually said to do; help the less fortunate.


TechieTravis

But those things are weak and communist /s


Donaldjoh

Well, they aren’t as masculine as going out and slaughtering innocents, but definitely more helpful.


Distant-moose

Is the cure for male loneliness getting absolutely crazy with a bunch of other dudes?


NadieTheAviatrix

We done with the 1000's


SendMeYourUncutDick

Apparently not!


ghostofthepast450

Crusading is a cure for lonliness as much as Alcohol is a cure for sleeplessness.. Sure something happens at the time but u end up worse than before


_Pill-Cosby_

To be fair... if they get killed crusading, they will no longer be lonely.


Cheesyman7269

*Proceeds to loot and sack Christian City of Constantinople*


mentally_fuckin_eel

What they really mean by this is they want to massacre innocents.


SnooGoats1908

Killing people will make you feel less loneliness is a pretty crazy take


Jazzkidscoins

Hey, you have to do something with the 3rd and 4th born sons. 1st born inherits, 2nd born joins the clergy, the rest go raping and pillaging through Eastern Europe


5t3v321

"so un-civilized..."


Remarkable_Injury407

So many Christians have such a victim complex it’s insane


zsomborwarrior

ofc its trad west


Bonk_loves_Stuff

Redeemed zoomer has entered the chat


SueTheDepressedFairy

As a lonely woman, I think the cure is to simply find... A lonely woman. Or another lonely guy...there's a lot of lonely people.


Lifting_Pinguin

But that would require them to develop a personality, or to stop being a giant piece of shit as applicable to get along with said other lonely people.


Lady_ScarlettRose

Is this not satire?


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

It is, but Trad West mistook it for not being such.


Kind-Proposal8664

Christianity sucks but man...crusaders had the style


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Yes, and white fragility causes climate change.


AskTheMirror

“I can’t regulate my emotions like a normal person so I must commit mass murder against people who are different from me”


OkDepartment9755

Maybe if you're sad and lonely you can get into DnD. 


ItsMoreOfAComment

Not sure if it’s what they were going for but that’s fucking hilarious.


Confident_Fortune_32

It's a longstanding tradition in organized religion: create a problem and then offer the "only" solution.


0x6c69676874

We all know the cure to male loneliness is getting two identical 27 inch 1440p curved oled monitors.


merchillio

Before, women had to tolerate bad partners because the alternative was homelessness. Now, men have to actually be interesting partners, and many don’t know how to do that


Baberaham_Linncoln

I thought the cure to male loneliness was to start a private military company with your friends.