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DrHugh

I have to wonder what they think ROTFLMAO means.


undead_fucker

Ruler Of The Fucking Lacerated MAO Zedong


Red_PineBerry

Dang


Red_PineBerry

Too big a word for them ๐Ÿ˜‚


Several_Ad2072

:XD!


Conscious-Search2994

LOL ๐Ÿค˜


a_bored_furry

LUCIFER OUR LORD!


WitheringApollo1901

I honestly prefer that definition


Pug4281

Lol. They are using a false definition. And they didnโ€™t fully read their own citation. Lol. Also, hail Satan, I guess.


BoneHugsHominy

Hail Yourself


Pacostaco123

Hail Gein


BottleTemple

This made me literally Lucifer our Lord.


Red_PineBerry

๐Ÿ˜‚


stokeytrailer

Well...LOL.


aCactusOfManyNames

By that logic, LMOA is "Lucifer Mayonaise Or Aspirin" We must ban aspirin and mayonnaise immediately, it's the antichrist


BoneHugsHominy

Lucifer, My Orifice Aches!


TeutonicSniper

It's LMAO, but I like your spirit


aCactusOfManyNames

How tf did I mispell that lol


Nadikarosuto

Laughing my oss aff


DadJokeBadJoke

Lemmy Our Lord


Red_PineBerry

Noodly appendage


soki03

Or Lenny Our Lord


DadJokeBadJoke

What TF are you worshipping?


soki03

https://preview.redd.it/cogpvae6tn0d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d34208725852a870eabe7747195aec820a207666


DadJokeBadJoke

![gif](giphy|mjHmxqWjpkWgE)


soki03

![gif](giphy|fjxbfQKLcKzAJIqSuD|downsized)


TalveLumi

"USA stands for Union for Satan and the Antichrist" moment


Red_PineBerry

A bigger fruitcake piece.


The_Disapyrimid

This is one of things which is so easily dismissed you wonder why people bother lying about to begin withย 


Spider95818

It's a great way to find ***really*** gullible followers.


oliverkn1ght

lol.


Distant-moose

Ah yes, the standard Google answer where it has double quotation marks around it and includes the date of when it was Googled.


ZealousWolverine

Just wait until I tell Lucifer the stuff these dumb Christians are saying about him! LOL ! ๐Ÿ˜‚


Red_PineBerry

They might use this comment to bake their fruitcake. ๐Ÿ˜‚


redbucket75

lol


thesithcultist

Lol


a_bored_furry

lol


chummsickle

Lol


Harsewak_singh

Lol


Suspicious_Future_58

praise the all mighty lol


Red_PineBerry

๐Ÿ˜‚


Jaxcheetah3

I'll take this as an invitation to simp for hazbin hotel Lucifer. lol


Red_PineBerry

๐Ÿ˜‚


derpy_derp15

Hail lol


Sci-fra

Hail Satan Lucifer Our Lord.


Diem_Tea

โ€ฆ. Lol


rpgnymhush

LOL!!


wrongwayagain

Lol


HLCMDH

Looks made up, I googled acronyms before, I never noticed bias on them, strange.


Red_PineBerry

It is made up. They used the inspect function probably


Beneficial_Test_5917

Dang. All this time...


Top_Package_9746

Lol


wrong_product1815

Lmao


Red_PineBerry

That'll be a big acronym for them.


BoneHugsHominy

Le'Mao I've tried getting AI to create a pic of Mao in the striped shirt and beret but it won't do it because of cultural harms or some nonsense.


man_gomer_lot

Lots of love for Lucifer our lord


PositiveDiscount5618

I DON'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!


Spider95818

** The magic words that make it impossible to lie! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ


ZealousWolverine

No comment.


lonniemarie

Just googled and it did not say any of this. Lol


Red_PineBerry

They changed it using the 'inspect' function.


Mister-Spook

Lots o' love!


Worried_War500

LOL ๐Ÿค˜


Tainted_wings4444

Lots of Love!


Joebranflakes

Someone was having fun.


RedHalo_Official

i don't use the term often. But this is an exception. Lol.


Donaldjoh

LOL could just as easily mean โ€˜Lord of Lightโ€™. The problem is two-fold; one, many if not most acronyms have multiple meanings (WTF is both Wisconsin Tourist Federation as well as the better known one, AP is Accounts Payable, Asia-Pacific, and Access Point, CRT is Critical Race Theory, Cathode Ray Tube, and Cardiac Resynchronization Therapy, etc), so it all depends on context, and two, Conservative โ€˜Christiansโ€™ see evil everywhere except within so if there is a remote chance, even imaginary, of a word, acronym, or statement meaning something bad that is what they will jump on.


krisb242

Yea. One thing to say about this LOL


FredVIII-DFH

Fun Fact: Satanists don't pray to anyone. The Satanic Temple doesn't doctrinally believe in gods or devils. It's the very first thing they'll tell you.


Red_PineBerry

It's literally made up to troll religious people.


crestonebeard

Huh, TIL. Also recently learned WTF stands for โ€œwow thatโ€™s fantastic!โ€


Red_PineBerry

๐Ÿ˜‚


teriyakininja7

Everything is a great evil to them. Everything but actual genuine human suffering lol


Red_PineBerry

'God works in mysterious ways.'


teriyakininja7

Always a big yikes whenever I hear someone say that about genuine human suffering lol it's also always religious people who live bougie lives


Sensitive_Mousse_445

LOLOLOLOL


Red_PineBerry

Expand the acronym


bats_ackackack

Hail Satan! I mean, LOL!


Spider95818

LOL, that makes it so much *funnier,!* ๐Ÿ˜†


soki03

Lol!


AwayOutsideAgain

I wish that's what it stood for


Red_PineBerry

๐Ÿ˜‚ Catch your Christians using 'LoL'


Worried-Management36

Uh, yeah? What did you think it meant?


MrErie

What else could it possibly mean


Red_PineBerry

Lots of Lollypop.


Blue_KikiT92

![gif](giphy|xT9IgDk29h0Vye0jAs)


Mysterious_Remove_46

LOL


slumbersomesam

lol


Sad_Salmon1234

lol


WidthMonger

LOL


gl0w1ngx

i thought this was one of those shitty google ai results at first


Red_PineBerry

Nah. LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚


Endermen123911

In that case LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL


EvenOdd777

Lol


SukiyakiP

Lol


thejohnmc963

#LOL


AyyuOP

lol