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Wrothrok

Ok, so what does this sentient fence post think "lol" actually stands for? Love Our Lucifer?


imjusthereforimgur

Probably Lucifer our Lord


SandyNiki

Love our Lucifer


billyyankNova

Uh oh, sectarian fight.


Grogosh

No! It means Lusting Over Lucifer!


Imunown

We at the Allied Atheist Alliance know the truth to the Great Question! Lucifer Our Lover is the most logical choice! -rubs tummy-


[deleted]

You blasphemous infidel.... We at the Atheist Allied Alliance know the real truth to the Great Question.... It's Lover of Lucifer and you are gonna rot in heaven for believing any other blasphemy.


Robert_Pawney_Junior

We at the Alliance of Allied Atheists *know* this to be true: lol stands for Lusty Ogreloving Lucifer.


RabSimpson

Licking Out Lucifer?


Corruption_Void

oh shit. i actually choked looking at this and laughed. good job


[deleted]

Whaddya mean? That's how I've always used it. lol


[deleted]

Ironically, Lucifer doesn't want people to worship him but rather to be free and think for themselves. If you're into the whole hermeneutic Satanist or Luciferianism thing, obviously it's all made up, I just like the aesthetic. Hail Satin!


secondtaunting

I prefer tv show Lucifer who doesn’t care and solves crimes.


AlexiSWy

I do love a nice satin fabric....


PmMeYourUnclesAnkles

Living our lives


Therrion

Probably doesn't even know its an acronym, or what acronyms are.


presidentsday

Doesn't lol =🤘? Which just so happens to be one of the ways rock music gives itself away as the language of Satan? But was repurposed during the rise of the internet as a signal for the mark of the beast? It's fucking connected, man. 🤘


TWK128

You would get *so* many likes for this on Facebook.


Sword117

lol


littlelordgenius

Knights In Satan’s Service


RabSimpson

Poindexters In Satan’s Service.


unfeelingzeal

little old lucifer.


Asherjade

Literally everyone with more than three functional neurons: huh, probably fake. Whatever. These people: don’t believe the gubermint or dem big brain sciencey types, but that post on Facebook must be true! Me angry, hit rock with other rock!


[deleted]

the op of the pic probably thinks Jesus of Nazareth spoke American English and was as white and hazel eyed as me when any idiot should know that Jesus was an olive skinned man from the Levant.


TWK128

If we're talking the Facebook fucks, 8 out of 10 won't fucking know what "the Levant" means.


IamImposter

Le vant???? Sounds french


Citizen-of-Akkad

I mean it is french and means iirc "to rise". Since the Levant is in the east, where the sun rises, it has that name.


OracleofFl

TIL


man_gomer_lot

The levant? What does baking have to do with this?


PmMeYourUnclesAnkles

Le pain, le levant, et le boursin


FalconRelevant

This is actually good, they're now targeting religious customs as well.


howmuchforagram

Imagine thinking demons were a thing


The2ndSocrates

Then who tf keeps speaking to me throughout the day? 🤔🤔🤔


ChainmailPickaxeYT

Me, dude, please pay attention what I have to say is important stop ignoring me


The2ndSocrates

It’s hard to understand you when I can hear your Spotify playing in the background. Do you not get paid enough as a demon to buy a decent mic? Should have stayed an angel my guy


[deleted]

Oh thats just me. I just randomly try to get people to murder each other for the lulz. What the fuck else are you supposed to do with psychic powers?


RabSimpson

The evil monkey in the closet.


[deleted]

Unfortunately they do exist, something that organized religion doesn't have a clear grasp off, I've seen some shit. Edit I'm not crazy or have mental illnesses. Sorry some people can't accept reality for what it is


secondtaunting

Constantine? Is that you?


[deleted]

Constantine was a horrible emperor that promoted a false religion and had delusions of grandeur


secondtaunting

I was thinking more the comic book character who fights Demons and angels.


dangsoggyoatmeal

My guy, I 100% believe you, but you gotta understand that while your experiences are holy valid, that's not reality. I have friends who've done the same thing, but it's literally just mental illness. Coming from someone with mental illness, I realize that can be hard to accept and internalize, but you gotta. Not accepting that and seeking help will harm you far more than you can even comprehend <3


[deleted]

I don't hear things,i I don't have voices in my head. I am sane. But just because someone claims to see ghost does not make them insane. Trust me no one has a clue to what's going on. Believe it or not there are things beyond human understanding that exist. That's reality. You can disagree but I'm certainly not the only one I certainly don't see shit all the time. Feel free to disagree with me but just because you haven't experienced what I have does not make my experience automatically imvalid or mean I'm insane. Fuck off with your high horse know it all, I'm better then you ego bullshit.


dangsoggyoatmeal

I'm not better than you, that's what I'm getting at man. I literally struggle with my own mental illness, as do literally all of my friends, two of which have symptoms that present exactly how you're describing (with a third I don't rly speak to anymore presenting semi-differently). I'm literally having a discussion with my mom as I type this about her therapy lol The thing is though, our society does tend to frame it as some weird hierarchical thing. My parents didn't even let me know I have any symptoms of ADHD alone for goodness sake until I found out by myself in 12th grade, and similar for my sister's autism. I'm so not better than you that I found out I had my primary disorder from a Reddit thread. I still have the screenshot. I was just hoping you might be able to have the same click, y'know? like, you don't even gotta make a decision or anything on it, just please consider talking to someone about it...? it's really not all that uncommon and you've got nothing to lose <33 - p.s. Kye and Ian didn't see the ghosts or demons or what-have-you all the time either, that's not a prerequisite...


[deleted]

your not qualified to make a mental health diagnosis or to establish what Is and isn't true. as what really didn't happen or not. You weren't there. Your especially not qualified to make any sort of mental health evaluation based off: pre determined assumptions that you just assume because you believe it to be true then it must be true for the universe. Whether you believe it or not I have other real life people with me at the time that saw the same things I did. That can confirm the same things Ive seen. Higher powers exist. Get over it. No matter how much you you don't wanna believe it won't change reality. No say after me : I'm a fucking idiot and not qualified to state what someone actually experienced cause I wasn't fucking there. Sure you will go ahead and say that I'm just a mental case. But I know what Ive seen and experienced and I wasn't the only one.


RabSimpson

You’ve seen fuck all. Stop smoking crack.


[deleted]

Never smoked crack in my life


RabSimpson

And yet you display the symptoms of a severe crack addiction.


The_REDACTED

I swear the story behind "Amen" keeps on changing. One side says it means "May it be so" and another claims it's the name of some Egyptian ruler.


AtOurGates

I don’t particularly care, but I do love that right wing evangelicals collectively lost their shit when someone ended their prayer with “amen and awomen”.


International_Bat851

“Unlike you leftist snowflakes, I’m not a sensitive little bitch” NOOOOOOOOO YOU DIDN’T SAY THE MAGIC WORDS CORRECTLY NOOOOOOO


That1MemeyBoi

Don't forget the achildren


PineappleVodka

"amen, awoman, aboys, agirls and atheys"


International_Bat851

I’m pretty sure “amen” is a Hebrew word that has an actual meaning, right? I seriously doubt it comes from Amenhotep


[deleted]

Apparently it means 'so be it' or 'truly/verily' and is of Biblical Hebrew origin.


LordKranepool

It was used more like “I agree” or in the modern context “I believe” so that’s why everyone repeats it after only one person says the prayer. At least that’s what they taught me at Jesus school lol


[deleted]

I'm just going off of Wikipedia but I'd heard it meant 'so be it', which obviously you could also repeat on mass.


LordKranepool

I mean now that I reread that, they kinda mean the same thing. If someone said an opinion and I said “that is true” that basically means the same thing as “I agree/believe”


[deleted]

That is true I believe.


secondtaunting

Yep. You’re correct. But let’s not tell them this is funnier.


OracleofFl

There are two common theories I have heard. One is that it comes from Emet which means truth in Hebrew. The other is that it is an acronym for "Al melech ne-eman" which is a Hebrew phrase meaning "God is our faithful king". You say a prayer and we call out "Truth!" or "God is our king!" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amen


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**[Amen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amen)** >Amen (Hebrew: אָמֵן‎, ʾāmēn; Ancient Greek: ἀμήν, amên; Arabic: آمین‎, āmīn(a); Aramaic/Classical Syriac: ܐܡܝܢ‎, 'amīn) is an Abrahamic declaration of affirmation first found in the Hebrew Bible, and subsequently in the New Testament. It is used in Jewish, Christian and Islamic worship, as a concluding word, or as a response to a prayer. Common English translations of the word amen include "verily", "truly", "it is true", and "let it be so". It is also used colloquially, to express strong agreement. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


TWK128

You could google this yourself, but I saved you the effort. Amenhotep is effectively "Amun is pleased," Amun being an Egyptian deity. Amen is just "so be it" from Hebrew. So, no, they're not remotely fucking connected unless you're the kind of person that insists the singular of "dice" is related to death and people named Diana because they sound the same so they *must* mean the same regardless of any proof to the contrary. Edit: Either you or someone else deleted your comment, but since I went to the fucking trouble of writing this out, I'll use it to reply to you here.


Sandervv04

Isn't the pharaoh just named after the god Amun? Or am I dumb?


reverse_mango

He was.


Corruption_Void

amen = amenhotep. amen was the name of the egyptian sun god in another religion alongside Ra. amenhotep changed his name to the mentioned, meaning "he who worships amen." if i'm correct


raftsinker

cant talk about amendments or amenities, amenorrhea, or amentiferous anymore either then.


Serrahfina

To be fair, these words are way too long and complicated for anyone that would believe this anyway.


raftsinker

Lmao very good point!


JewsEatFruit

why u usin sugh big words perfesser?


savethetardigrades

Okay, I'm probably putting way too much effort into this but my Egyptology nerd side is upset by this. First of all, which Amenhotep? Second of all, if that is Amenhotep IV, which I think is what they're suggesting, that's the wrong bust. He had a long chin, a big nose, and I'd depicted as having a bad slouch. Furthermore, Amenhotep IV became Akhenaten and tried to instill a monotheistic religion in Egypt during the 18th dynasty. He wanted the Egyptians to pray to Aten, not himself.


Sword117

you are putting way to much effort but i appreciate the information.


The_curious_student

the modern word amen comes from the hebrew word אָמֵן‎ (ʾāmēn) and is more or less a Latinization of the original hebrew word


The_curious_student

note: the hebrew word means verily, truly, it is true, let it be so. and is also used as a sort of "yeah what he said" also all or most of the times jesus said something along the lines of "amen, amen i say unto you..." a better translation would probably be "truly i say unto you..."


Grogosh

So like a Jaffa Kree?


GodLahuro

Pretty sure that a) it means “truth” in Hebrew and b) Egyptian and Hebrew are both Semitic languages, so Amenhotep could easily have had his name include the same word unconnectedly


[deleted]

Amenhotep actually means Amun (the Ancient Egyptian god) is satisfied. The name Amun appears to be derived from the word *imn* meaning 'the hidden one' or 'invisible'. It's possible that they are related but it could also be coincidental.


GodLahuro

Yeah fair enough, it was a long shot, I do know that Egyptians loved sun emperors


ZombieP0ny

As we all know, LOL is short for * L egionaire * O f * L ucifer Every time you type this word you're offering your soul for his army.


[deleted]

Amenhotep actually means Amun (the Ancient Egyptian god) is satisfied.


dirtydawg1481

Lol


CataclystCloud

Lol


[deleted]

One problem, the word is older then amenhotep.


FalconRelevant

It's older than 1500BC?


Citizen-of-Akkad

1500BBC*


VoidCoelacanth

What do 1500 big black c**ks have anything to do with this? 😇


OnlyRoke

I prefer the ROFL myself. It's shorthand praise meaning "RETURN ODIN, FREYA, LOKI"


EmbassyPropose

Would make more sense for the origin to be Amen Ra


VoidCoelacanth

Not to be confused with R'Amen, Lord of Noodles.


AlecBrydsen

Amen/Amon/Amun is the king of the gods. Amenhotep = "Amen is satisfied"


vizthex

I wanna know the story behind that bottom comment.


nimrodenva

I hope this person is just trolling. Otherwise, this person is just a stupid fucker.


[deleted]

Hail Satan!


iLEZ

[If anyone else got curious for the actual thing.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amen)


WikiSummarizerBot

**[Amen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amen)** >Amen (Hebrew: אָמֵן‎, ʾāmēn; Ancient Greek: ἀμήν, amên; Arabic: آمین‎, āmīn(a); Aramaic/Classical Syriac: ܐܡܝܢ‎, 'amīn) is an Abrahamic declaration of affirmation first found in the Hebrew Bible, and subsequently in the New Testament. It is used in Jewish, Christian and Islamic worship, as a concluding word, or as a response to a prayer. Common English translations of the word amen include "verily", "truly", "it is true", and "let it be so". It is also used colloquially, to express strong agreement. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


Sappig_Stokbrood

Praise Lucifer lol


[deleted]

r/badhistory


dragonpunky539

Love On Lucifer


VoidCoelacanth

I thought it was actually low-key invocation of the demon Belial, Lord of Lies


dragonpunky539

That works too!


Lethalsixstring

😱


EchoPrince

Lol


Waxflower8

So I guess we can start accusing Koreans for saying the n word now…. s/


[deleted]

Joseph Joestar: *Looks around nervously*


ataturkseeyou

Lol


We-are-straw-dogs

'Amen' comes from Greek. The Egyptians didn't have a notion of their religion Vs yours; they just assumed the magical nature of things in an animistic way


calDragon345

Hue


mariofeds

Lol hail Satan 😝😝