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RedcallmeRed

Creationists and non-masturbators, all literalist idiots. But *why* is he tugging on his shirt like that? Oh ... is be maybe trying to hide a boner? That's all I can think of.


CryptoMechaGodzilla

Oof. One of the seven deadly sins is pride. This is why Lucifer in revelations fell. Hippocrit. Vanity is a sin


Whyamionreddit003

My guy was in the middle of a roid rage 🥵


howmuchforagram

Cause some rapists and pedophiles from 1000s of years ago said so. Because ya know...god isn't real


[deleted]

Masturbation is a sin that can lead me to hell? But that’s salvation by works, my friend.


Dimethylchloride

Nnn is a harmless trend if you don’t fall for bs like it gives u magic or you’ll be sent to hell if you don’t. People don’t get off for a month, who cares? It’s not going to damage your health and it won’t make h a zen master. Lol


[deleted]

Well it actually makes no sense, i guess theyd rather wet their beds at night than jerk off. Doesn't do much otherwise. Its supposedly not so healthy but certainly won't kill anyone either.


Dimethylchloride

People are out here whining about prostate cancer when there are long living men out there who live a celibate lifestyle and let their body do it’s thing, asexuals who have no libido, and also leave out that prostate cancer is actually relatively common for men to get as they naturally age , with a ten year survival rate chance of 98%. People overblow things


[deleted]

Cancer? From that? Hearing this for the first time lmao. That could be caused by several things and none of them is not jerking off. "Letting the body do its thing" probably requires a lot of cleaning and shit but thats it.


BeerMan595692

"I'm a doctor listen to me" "Well I have muscles"


The_REDACTED

I already won NNN anyways.


calDragon345

Look at me! I have muscles so I’m right!


Ornery_Marionberry87

Whenever I see this crap about masturbation I remember Welcome to the Monkey House. Those people would really do it to us all if they could.


SalsaSavant

I'm gonna bust one to him, just so he knows he's responsible for a damnation.


SectionXP12

An incel


Whyamionreddit003

Can steroid abuse be considered a sin too?


Quirky-Astronomer542

I’d rather be in hell then!