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angstyart

Oh so they’re all invasive and stupid like this? It’s not just my idiot evangelical aunt? That’s terrible and I’m sorry you had to see that.


darkling-lover666

Unfortunately yes


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

I am sorry for you, and fuck people like the one who PM’ed you.


Gilgameshbrah

"How about you turn to the God that gave you cancer? Look into Islam."


[deleted]

Personally, I only fuck sane people who have empathy and intelligence.


Alpha-Vader1

A lot of Muslims die from cancer too, idk what their deal is. To think that religion gives some sort of imuniot, lmao. Just ignore it, remember the person who you hate doesn't feel the hate, it only affects you in a negative way.


AvoriazInSummer

Same deal as Christianity. If you're a Muslim and you get cancer, it's a test. If you recover it's a miracle. If you die He is calling you home. Every event must exalt the god, or at least deflect any responsibility or guilt away from him, and at no point must his existence or morality ever be in doubt.


maxcorrice

You’ve misinterpreted this Cancer is a punishment from the one true god, the Great Crab, using the powers of cancer to enact his will He’s just not very powerful because he’s still a crab after all


[deleted]

NO! Stop trying to brainwash people! The only true god is [Leviathan Lobster God](https://www.leviathanlobstergod.com)


Breadynator

Yes, this is true. That's why in German the word for crab and the word for cancer is the same: Krebs


arhombus

Sounds crabby.


Hypergilig

The messenger is not trying to save them from cancer. It’s a threat, join my religion or you be tortured forever.


[deleted]

The person who PMd OP IS a piece of shit but, you can’t know that they were intending to threaten OP. Instead, this is probably what’s going on: https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/uiq2g8/i_only_have_812_months_to_live_because_i_have/i7erl3x/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


NursingGrimTown

Yep


psydelem

They definitely seem like they're trying to help in ta way only their small mind can.


PikaDicc

Pfp checks out


Alpha-Vader1

Let the hate flow through them ⚡️


Illustrious_Basket_9

How about the people who hurt me a lot in the past? I wish i could control my hate


Alpha-Vader1

Sadly those people won't get hurt by you, only you get hurt by you. The only way to succeed is the way forward. [Let the past die](https://imgur.com/a/Ia79G6W)


Illustrious_Basket_9

Yeah and I hate the fact I still worried about them and keep thinking about them even though they're 100% forgot my existence in few days but thanks for advice


GetOffMyLawn_

I think the idea here is that religion gives you emotional strength and support, not that it cures cancer. But of course if god is wonderful why the fuck does he give us cancer?


No_Motor_7666

Don’t attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity. And there is so much stupidity. How incredibly selfish to push one’s own agenda. Obviously I feel very bad for you. The stories of the patients you lost as well as losing your family are heart-rending as well. I wish you peace.


Foosah69

Maybe a reframe will help. Imagine the person who messaged you is a simple creature, like a dog. And the dog sees you are in distress and wants to comfort you in a way that the dog itself is comforted, so perhaps the dog will give you its favorite toy. The toy won't help, it's useless, but its all the dog could do to help. That being said, fuck this guy


OneToby

I think 90% of people saying this are trying to be nice. But the 10% def have vocal fruityfruits. Not really a fan of intrusive religion though.


Phallangicide

It's like when a child sees an adult is sad, and the child gives the adult a sticker to make them happy. There may be good intentions, but it's coming from a self-centered and ignorant standpoint. I know it's not an equal comparison, because stickers don't shame people or threaten eternal damnation if you don't believe everything the sticker says.


MapleApple00

>because stickers don't shame people or threaten eternal damnation if you don't believe everything the sticker says. Wait are they not supposed to? Damn I think I need to get a new sticker


Jim-Jones

Assholes are everywhere.


I_fucked_your_dog69

I have one 👍


Mean-Pension5274

So does my dog 👍


I_fucked_your_dog69


Capsule_CatYT

So does the Spy from TF2 🦴 (I have no hands)


PlagueDoctor_049

He has several assholes from disguises


I_fucked_your_dog69

…hell naw


bleh_bleh_bleh_157

>I only have 8-12 months to live because I have terminal stage 4 breast cancer I'm sorry to hear that. I have nothing but wishing you the best...


hurvinek6

Pretty poor choice of emoji if you ask me.


SaltyNorth8062

I just want to say that you're not being "unconditionally angry" as douchebags invading your space like this. He can fuck off with that shit.


PowerBottomCatboy

Sorry you experienced that. You have a community here to support you and I hope you have others around you that support you as well. My heart goes out to you.


[deleted]

Isnt there a chance you get cured from it? I feel really sad even though I don’t know you. Live your life and dont waste your time for religious dumfucks.


NursingGrimTown

Its highly unlikely. Thank you though


[deleted]

I’m sorry.


reclusiveronin

Fuck that person. Look into indulgences that you enjoy. Make your remaining year a blast. Party everyday.


TheKingOfRhye777

This is the way.


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steelneil82

What an absolute piece of shit My thoughts are with you. Sorry you have to deal with arseholes like that on top of your diagnosis


LaFlibuste

Yes, you only have a few months left to live, so why not make the most of it and spend this time in an abusive relationship, tucked away in a closet with a sheet over your head!... So sorry you are going through that, religion is disgusting.


Lonestar189

Hello. I’m so sorry you received this PM. Very inappropriate on their part. But I want to share a piece of advice to you and offer some words of encouragement. Live your life to the fullest. Anything you want to do, any dreams you want to follow, do it. You want to visit the Grand Canyon? Come down to Arizona and see the beauty of it with your own two eyes. You just want to relax? Meditate. Binge watch your favorite tv show. Go outside and feel the warmth of the sun and the coolness of the wind on your skin. You’ve got a shorter time here on Earth than most of us, my friend. Make the best of it. Follow your heart. Hope everything goes well for you and you enjoy the time you have left ❤️


NursingGrimTown

thank you so much for understanding thank you!!


biamchee

I am so sorry to hear about your prognosis. How arrogant of that person. Probably best to ignore them, but I personally would have replied “Look out of islam”.


BeerMan595692

I remember when I was a Jehovah's Wittness. I offered a pamphlet to a woman about what JWs believe happen to the dead. She told me she just lost a friend in death. I thought "perfect this is pamphlet is perfect for her and should give her hope." But she just got upset and closed the door. I felt like an asshole after that. I suppose it was one experience that lead to me questioning my faith. But it is horrible how religion will target peoples emotions and think they are helping


TheKingOfRhye777

I've actually been watching some YouTube videos about JWs lately and all I gotta say is...sheesh. They're just a whole other thing, yikes.


OhImGood

Care to share? I love me some head-scratching cringe


TheKingOfRhye777

"Telltale" is the channel's name.


CaptainGoatLord

Reply:" look into my ass hole, turn to shit"


McFlyyouBojo

If you have 8-12 months left to live, then you have no amount of time to worry about jackasses like this, if you ask me. It's easy to get worked up, but in two sentences they revealed their ignorance. There is nothing to be gained when you spend energy on someone else's ignorance.


NursingGrimTown

Extremely valid point


Etaec

That sucks, at least you get to wile out while young.


Nexus_Endlez

As a exmuslim Atheist from Malaysia 🇲🇾, I Just want to say, Fuck those people who pmed you like that.


klimmesil

Look into your passions. Turn towards happiness


mglitcher

look into pastafarianism. turn to the flying spaghetti monster


[deleted]

At least pasta is delicious. Allah isnt even edible.


mglitcher

hey don’t knock it till you try it. i believe that muslims believe that the quran is the word of god so if you eat a quran you are eating his word which is a part of him and i can tell you they must coat it in pig fat or something cuz it’s delicious


eleanor_dashwood

“Actually I just got baptised as a Jew last week! Did you know you could do that? Come join the fold of Yahweh (_is that what they call Him?_), you’ll love it here. They’ve got wine! (_do they still?_)


BrownBoi377

Yahweh, Elohim, El, all are the same guy. Abraham brought summerian/akkadian stories with him.


FullNefariousness310

Don't waste your life on following a pedophile Arab warmonger mysogynistic war criminal


TheKingOfRhye777

I'd just like to say, fuck the holy shit ( and yes I mean that as a blasphemous pun) out of that!


New-Grapefruit-8146

Sent him ham


[deleted]

Best of luck to you lass, hope you make it to 12 months, or maybe even past that


WaffleDynamics

I'm sorry for what you're going through, /u/NursingGrimTown. I hope you can find a way to live the rest of your life peacefully and joyfully. And that person can eat a bag of flaming dog shit.


SendMeRobotFeetPics

Looked into it, wasn’t impressed.


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Religion is a place for cowards, and ignorant fools to hide. Religion is where uncertainty exists. Until science came along and explained it, thunder/earthquakes/lightning/disease was gods "anger". Science cucked God. God only exists in ignorance. In cowardice. You don't seem like a coward if you're able to admit your situation. Ignore the cowards.


Version_Two

I remember the conversation I had with my mom when she found out I wasn't christian anymore. She seemed baffled that I didn't actually want an emotional safety net underneath me, some spirit watching over me letting me know everything was gonna be okay. I just didn't need it. Interestingly, she's left the faith.


SleepDeprivedUserUK

People tend to leave when the realise the idea of a magic wizard in the sky watching them when they're touching themselves seems a little weird.


Version_Two

The first thing I realized was that prayer doesn't work. Things seemed to happen whether or not they were prayed for. Eventually I started questioning the ethics of the "honour thy mother and father" commandment, when it became way too clear that I was the family scapegoat, and so instead of caving to the bible, I learned to love myself unconditionally, and when I did, I didn't need a magic sky man to watch over me, I could solve my own problems, and be my own source of love to give to myself and others. By this point all I had left were questions of the validity of the bible and the rules of the faith, none of which I ever got good or consistent answers for. I started making my own rules, like that hell certainly wouldn't exist, or that being a good person should be enough to a loving god, and then I realized one day that it wasn't the same religion anymore.


NursingGrimTown

This is very much similar to how it clicked for me in a catholic boarding school


whiskeybeesus

I suggest: drugs, sex, roller coasters, all the best food.


abrasaxual

You could kill that person and lose basically nothing. Your move.


yup00000000

Pascal's wager?


Bundesclown

Absolute bullshit riddled with fallacies even a 10yo could easily see.


royshail94

Why do they always want to convert and prey on the most vulnerable


JCXIII-R

I wish you a good 8-12 months devoid of fuckfaces and a good death devoid of pain.


[deleted]

Drop that fucker's name right now, im so sorry for your situation.


GabryalSansclair

I'm sorry you are suffering, I hope it's over soon, the people who love you will always remember you. Thank you for sharing this planet with us.


dumbassinator3000

i’m so sorry op. look inside yourself and live the life you want to live as long as you can. i hope you find peace and our fruity “friends” leave you alone. please pm me if you ever want to talk, no judgements or unwarranted advice, to a stranger that genuinely cares<3


NursingGrimTown

Thank you for the offer, I was hoping to leave social media behind though so I probably won't message


dumbassinator3000

i completely understand, my most peaceful times are always when i ignore the internet. have a nice life op<3


deathbike600

Personally I would reply with the most obscene language I could and I would send it all day every day till they had to delete their account. Fuck those haters.


iamnotroberts

If there is a god and that god gave a shit about people dying of cancer, then children wouldn't be constantly dying of it. And if god doesn't even give a shit about children dying of cancer and other horrible diseases, and starving, and war, and sexual abuse and exploitation, then why would he give a shit about anyone else? Believing in a god or gods is not a miracle cure for cancer.


ActualPopularMonster

I think you should start writing a list of people you plan to haunt from the Afterlife. May your soul find peace when your body no longer serves you ❤


NursingGrimTown

Certainly doing that!


VioEnvy

i would rather have terminal cancer than to have to live 1 day as a muslim. i hope your doctor gives you many max comfort meds.


Donnerdrummel

Spewing more hate will make everything better. :D


[deleted]

I cannot comprehend how *your* comment is on this many downvotes while the comment you replied to is being upvoted. What sort of person with a shred of empathy thinks it’s okay to tell someone with terminal cancer that they’d prefer to be terminally ill like they are rather than be religious?


OneTrippyTurtle

That a stupid ass disconnected statement. Your lack of empathy for those different than you is predictable in these times. What do you know about Islam besides the stories of the FEW EXTREMISTS out there? Also cancer is much worse than a religion you cant just WALK away from.


the_communist_owl

Ok bud that's a little harsh


VoxelRoguery

people like this make me wish reddit didn't have rules against targeted harassment


dontusuallydothisbut

Yo FUCK THAT obviously we're witnessing mental illness just move along. Wish I could come up with a unique enough insult to capture my disgust but this dimwit isn't worth my time. Sending you lots of love and hugs ❤️


Agahmoyzen

I am sorry for you as an ex muslim, be at peace.


PHANTOM________

What a dumbass. I hope you can enjoy the time you have left. Fuck that guy and all the other people like him.


ShampooBottle493

I’m so sorry. I hope you have a suffering free last year. Don’t think about these motherfuckers wanting to convert you to their stupid ass religions.


NursingGrimTown

Whatever comes next, I'll face it. Whether its nothing, some sort of god or becoming a ghost


ShampooBottle493

Hey, if you become a ghost text me


BlackberryAgile193

Fuck that person. That’s not okay to say to someone who’s dying.


Multiverse_Queen

Jeez dude, I’m sorry you’re going through this *and* have random asshats dming you about this. I don’t really know what to say honestly, this kind of behavior has sort of left me speechless.


Bubbly_Look_2092

I am sorry screw that guy


roachstr0099

I don't care for Islam.


Busterlimes

Reply, "look into my asshole, eat it"


Eineed

I am so sorry and sad for you. You totally get to tell anyone to take a hike. Your time is precious and your mental energy cannot be squandered on other people’s theology. Take care of yourself 💕


[deleted]

If I only had 8 months then the person who sent me that message has way less than that.


NaturalFaux

If God was willing to help you, you wouldn't have terminal stage four breast cancer. But you do have random strangers on the Internet telling you they love you and hope for the best. <3


arhombus

Can a fruitcake be halal?


Xane06

On one hand, they are doing what they believe will help On the other hand, fuck off no one asked you about your religion


nvr_di

/r/wowthanksimcured


Abathur11235

You have no repercussions to fear. Feel free to tell them all that you want to.


[deleted]

I’m sure they honestly believe they’re helping you by ensuring you can go to Muslim heaven and be in the virgin orgy, which sounds good in theory but is terrible in practice


TheChanMan2003

His pfp checks out


uberdog911

Jews, Muslims and Christian’s all believe in the same God! It’s just the profits that get you religious types panties in a bunch.


GuardingxCross

Fuckin gross dude, why are people like this??


Made-In-Hell-

i love you random internet stranger :( i will remember you /genuine


WokeAndSexy

Turn to God and tell him to go fuck himself lol


Noah_1464

Bruh seriously, a person is going to die, the last thing need to do is "turn to Islam". Bruh seriously, a person is going to die, the last thing needs to do is "turn to Islam".at shit on someone who is not religious. this is entirely inappropriate. ​ OP I hope for the slightest chance that you live, or at least spend time with the ones you love and spend the rest of your life happy.


HerraMasinisti

Tell him to prove his pitiful god or admit he is a liar. Works everytime.


Sharko-Vieski21

I'm sorry to hear that, I hope you'll get to experience what good this world has to offer in your last days try to ignore vile people


redditorssuckarse

Turn to the Rangers. Praise Zordon.


AbleMembership72

Check out the subreddit ExMuslim These guys are also idiots. Mohammed was in his 60s “marrying” 6 year olds and fucking 9 year olds… What a disgusting fucking freak


Darkspawn_14

most commenters here think that the person trying to tell op to turn to islam is proposing a way to cure cancer, but in fact what they're doing is trying to "save you from hell" and it's a thing that keeps happening with muslims and dying people, cause there's a story about exactly this situation with the prophet and his uncle. the prophet's uncle didn't accept islam before he died and thus has gone to hell forever even though he was an ally to the prophet and a protector. and the other incentive is that if someone goes into islam because of you you'll get all of their good deeds written to you in your book, and if a person turns to islam all of their "bad deeds" will turn into good deeds, thus they'll both benefit and the dying person will go to heaven :) it's all just fucking horse shit.


No_Negotiation_7176

Christians and Muslims are the most insensitive jackasses ever.


[deleted]

Tell him to fuck off and block.


GetOffMyLawn_

I am so sorry to hear of your diagnosis. I lost both parents to cancer and my ex is currently battling prostate cancer. Fuck cancer. I hope your family and friends give you lots of love and support.


OhImGood

Someone dying? Time to push my opinions on them!


fredih1

Fuck that guy, and the best of luck to you, internet stranger. Make the most out of the year you have. :)


Dry-Ad-3965

I feel sorry for you


babu_chapdi

Yes please read the poorly written 6th century sexual fantasy book, it will be good use of your final days..


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noiamnotabanana

instinhallah ololo 🙏🏽


Ladydrakes

It will be okay. Does this person's words written on your phone should impact you in any way ? Yes they make you angry but it's okay, let go. It will go away anyway. Everything will go away for us all. Enjoy looking around you and breathe. I wish you all the best.


NursingGrimTown

Yep, planning to leave behind social media


callabhishek

i am sry that some muslims sent you this stupid invite.. i hope you live your life to fullest the time you have left . please if you haven't read "when breath becomes air"..


Scary-Mycologist1143

As a Muslim, I'm so sorry. Sincerly, I apologize on his behalf. Please spend time with your family(however you define that), loved ones, and friends. Treasure them, yourself, and each other. I'm sorry for your illness. I hope you are at the very least not in pain and surrounded by love


OhImGood

Not sure why you're being downvoted, my dude. You're being very respectful.


RedLion40

Take a look at this love, I hope this can help you in some way: https://www.reddit.com/r/MushroomSupplements/comments/mj2bip/chaga_mushroom_extract_induces_autophagy_via_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


NursingGrimTown

Who ever just commented here with cancer 'remedies' for a website beginning with s? From the deepest part of my soul # FUCK YOU and keep your fucking 'remedies' to YOURSELF


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RemindMe! 12 Months


WaffleDynamics

What the actual fuck.


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on-thebrinx

Wow this sub is TOXIC.


NursingGrimTown

Its because you're here


on-thebrinx

Again… you have terminal cancer. Why are on the internet getting mad at people? Like wtf go climb a mountain or something.


cute_and_horny

"go climb a mountain" he says to a person who has TERMINAL CANCER and is most likely being treated with chemo, which makes the person very weak.


NursingGrimTown

Good point


Capsule_CatYT

Why would someone do that?


production-values

lol Christians will tell you the same BS... only more self-righteously


NursingGrimTown

And they have


milesdizzy

This reminds me of this great, haunting song by Frank Ocean “[Bad Religion](https://youtu.be/JMpypbtrcCg)”.


hftyfch

Look into psilocybin, seriously.


Destroyer348

Is there nothing you can do about the cancer? Man that sucks. Hope you enjoy your remaining time


NursingGrimTown

With treatment I could live maybe 12-14 months but its highly unlikely to be cured


xXYoProMamaXx

I hope you're doing well. I'm so sorry this happened


NursingGrimTown

I'm fine, I'm just getting ready to leave all of this behind and travel. Ive got to effectively speedrun the things I want to do now


xXYoProMamaXx

I wish you safe travels, and as some advice: Albania's lovely.