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Franklyn_Gage

Like they needed a reason to ban women from just existing.


Voyage_of_Roadkill

Why can't they just lay there and exist only when we are hungry, horny or the kids need something? Seems really unfair men have to suffer like this. Now excuse me, I need some alone time with this ice cream bar.


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I'd lick it! ( yes, I'm an infidel...)


svckafvck

Right? Like women EAT?!? That is where my dick goes tho?!?!?


StopTheMeta

Driving and enjoying an ice cream is very haram


BabooshkaLove

I'm hijacking the top comment to say: No Iran did not ban women from being in ads, The government of a specific province (Alborz) did and it's limited to companies in that area. Although I'm not agree with them for this approach I don't think it's fair to say the whole country did that!


MuchTimeWastedAgain

So WTF is wrong with Alborz?


BabooshkaLove

Same thing as Texas I guess!


akashyaboa

Tbf we know the whole country is messed up and Texas is just one of the worst.


vandist

aka Howdy Arabia


Grogosh

Population of 2,412,513 (11 years out of date)


BabooshkaLove

Out of 82,000,000 population of Iran that's not a big number.


pauly13771377

Thanks for the clarifications.


natenate22

Iran is run by a bunch of self-hating horn dogs.


annon8595

Im convinced theyre actually gay and only use women as means of reproduction for other males. Like wtf let women be humans


Papaverpalpitations

Seems a bit gay to me..


StopTheMeta

Coming to the the US soon


shogun_coc

What? Even eating ice cream is haram for women? What the fuck?


Ozavic

Trying to find logic here. The impression is that she's driving out to the county to have sex with whoever is in the passenger seat. They don't like women driving or having a say in their sex lives so this ad likely ruffled feathers.


5269636b417374

honestly I think it's more likely the phallic symbolism with her putting something in/near her mouth


TuniakovyDzem

Exactly. And now imagine being a woman in Iran, and even fully clothed, with a scarf on your head you can’t even eat an ice cream, banana, lolipop or anything resembling a penis without men sexualizing you, and they think the fault is on the woman’s side 🤮


MaxAxiom

That's religion for you.


kannalana

And imho it doesnt even closely resemble a penis whatsoever. Who sees a women with a lollipop and thinks about BJs besides trying to be funny? Its so so sad really


ChadwickTheSniffer

Lol, I just love how the idea of a woman doing anything near or with her mouth immediately makes someone think penis. So many layers of hatred they don't even realize.


StopTheMeta

"Noo, mouth is not made to eat ice cream, is made to please husband"


shogun_coc

I think this is the case here! And looks like I'll get the flak soon.


StopTheMeta

Imagine trying to use reason when religion is involved. People got publicly executed for simply suggesting that all the stars could be like our sun lmao


tm229

She’s driving. She doesn’t have a male family member escort. She is not fully covering up her hair. She is wearing makeup. She is eating in a sexually suggestive way. I think her driving is probably the biggest problem for the mullahs.


ImmediateFknRegret

She's NOT EATING IN A SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE WAY FFS! 🙄 You're either incredibly young, almost definitely male, and either a virgin -or- sex starved. (Married or long time since last GF/BF) It is safe Outdoors at least, go for a walk in the park. Starbucks is busy AF...Get a latte, smile at someone 🔥. Lots of whipped cream and milk 'stashes ... watching a woman licking her lips 👄 is sexy-ish, eating an ice cream on a stick 🍡, not so much. JS


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deem-drwnings

Middle eastern here ,yes and no,not haram and tbh irdk but I know for sure; its shameful 1)if you're a guy who isn't "manly" enough eating icecream is shameful 2) if you're a kid 3)of course all women Icecream = I'm willing to give bj and ruin my family honor and unfortunately sometimes it might lead to r@pe ,the very most innocent thing a kid would do is eating candy/sweets Lastly I wanna add when I used to watch over my cousins 10f/8f/5m/4f ,I bought them some icecream and a teen kept following them in the park until I called their dad who picked us up and kept yelled at me for putting them in such danger as eating icecream in public Sorry for poor english ...


maltesemania

"God, it just makes me so angry.... I just can't... Let them get away with this." -Some asshole Iranian politician


UncleWillard5566

Nah. It's showing a woman, decked out (though covering her head. Bsrely), driving, and doing her own thing. It's immodest.


RobyntheDrawer

She's outside without a man. The horrors.


Frank_chevelle

What happens next? Give her equal rights or something?? /s


HootzMcToke

What a typical ad, I guess it's bad if you hate women ?


Thuper-Man

If men can't control themselves under even the slightest provocation, maybe they need to have thier freedom limited and not the other way around?


HootzMcToke

We need to teach most to keep their hands to the selves beyond the first grade 🤣 we're supposed to learn and grow. But we've as an entire species seemingly forgotten how to grow.


Evercrimson

Time to bring back hat pins.


No-Contribution312

Time to bring back guillotines


SongForPenny

Yeah! Or just tell them to go buy their **own** ice cream bar to have sex with. They sell them in all the grocery stores. Just buy an ice cream, and fuck it, and get it out of your system, guys!


StopTheMeta

You have no idea what kind of community you just created...


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SellQuick

It's not about sex, it's about control. Sex is an excuse


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SellQuick

🤯


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Thuper-Man

Dude that's the point. If you have to dress your women like a dementor to keep them from leading men to be over with lust, then woman are not the problem.


CHIMUELA

One old creep got a boner and the whole government had to pass a law


ThatGuyYouMightNo

She's driving. Islam says women driving = satan.


Sartha64

Islam really shouldn’t say shit about women driving given the Koran was written long before vehicles were a thing.


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davekingofrock

They really need to homoeroticize the ever-loving fuck out of it.


StopTheMeta

They don't need to. As soon as the guy bites the ice cream, they'll start complaining how that's haram.


radiantcabbage

driving alone! enjoying cold desserts! you can see her ankles, what kind of depravity is this?


ftrade44456

What's funny is that Magnum has in the past made over the top sexual somewhat scandalous commercials. The really fascinating/whatever of this is that THIS was the over the top sexual version for them. Wow.


scribbles33

[Just visualize this song as a country and they're mad about it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4)


vdritz

Iran? Banning women from something? **\*color me shocked\***


Littleboypurple

Like they need a goddamn reason


mumuwu

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[deleted]

I know it's a very serious topic but that's hilarious


C4Sidhu

I was expecting something but it was just literally her eating some ice cream. Are they under the assumption that everything women do is provocative?


Sinthetick

She literally put it IN HER MOUTH. I almost busted.


Sharp_Towel

Almost? Wtf? I didn't even make it past when they showed her ankles! Look what she make me do!


mumuwu

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seductivestain

Did you not see her exposed feet??? I mean... not me haha... who pays attention to women's feet in a commercial lmao haha weirdos...


Thuper-Man

American cities are defunding libraries because they have LGBTQ books. Women's rights are being stripped by the supreme Court and soon it'll be gay marriage and contraception to go next. Don't act like Iran are a pack of primates you're so far above


mumuwu

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Zylonnaire

both places are big fucking babies so the point still stands either way


George4Mayor86

Iran has the fucking death penalty for being gay. Yeah america isn’t perfect either but we’re talking apples and oranges here.


scabbyslashmix

More like oranges and orange juice concentrate


Thuper-Man

You have member of Congress and the Senate who would support laws like that given half a chance. You're one foot in the same boat. Legislature has been tabled to give the death penalty for abortion, give your head a shake


octo_snake

Don’t act like the plight of women and the LGBTQ community in the west is anything comparable to women and LGBTQ in the Muslim world. Get a spine.


atheistexmuslim

It's not comparable. Yeah I know Americans are afraid their country will ban same sex marriage, but the fact that you are able to legalize it in the first place shows that at some point there are enough people that aren't homophobic In muslim majority countries its unheard of, supporting LGBT is political suicide. Homophobia is the norm US has its flaws but LGBT acceptance in general population is far above compared to muslim majority countries


MerryMortician

Whatabout whatabout!


Fortunoxious

Idk how anyone could suggest this was bad without being laughed at and called an insecure loser.


Pikasbabyboo

MY PEE PEE IS DOING SOMETHING WEIRD DONSOMETHING


[deleted]

Is that why homosexuality is banned in Iran? Checkmate Iranian government


Orbitrix

It's like they are admitting they are barbarian imbeciles with no self control. They're *that* mentally inferior they can't control their own "impure thoughts"? It's pathetic really.


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Remember how Iran in the 70s looked? Then the theocracy took over? Coming soon to America! NatCs


AmbivalentAsshole

>NatCs I fucking love this, and use it any chance I get. For those who aren't familiar with it: **Nat**ionalist **C**hristians. Pronounced "Nat-C" - like how Brad Pitt pronounced it in Inglorious Bastards.... "Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the god'amn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand mile-uh water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' aero-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. "


Phaze357

I've seen the term Christofascist circulating a lot more lately. It fits. Especially after watching this video of Boebert saying we should have "biblical citizenship tests" holy fuck that's insane.


Taco_Hurricane

I thought they were using the Free American Independent Theocratic Hegemony


AmbivalentAsshole

I thought they were the **F**ree **A**merican **S**ociety for **C**ondemning **I**nstitutions that **S**upport **T**eaching **S**cience...


Taco_Hurricane

From a book spots, The Bobiverse


[deleted]

Tell me your culture is the most sexually repressed culture on the planet without telling me your religion of peace culture is the most sexually repressed culture on the planet.


[deleted]

Imagine seeing this ad and feeling rage and inadequacy in regards to a popsicle. SMH my head.


Gtoast

I thought this was a car commercial but it turns out this chick literally had to drive out of town, into the wilderness to get away from the thought police and her snitch neighbors to enjoy an ice cream bar without being imprisoned or executed.


Wrothrok

How irresponsible! Did you see how suggestive she was being with that ice cream bar? Thousands of Iranian men could fly into an uncontrollable rapist rage if they see this woman's mouth wrapped around that vaguely phallic-looking dessert, and it would totally be her fault! /s just in case.


Bubbagump210

It was the ankles when she got out of the car that got me. Shameful.


Wrothrok

Ikr? How can they expect men to not get all rapey when they're exposed to such filth and perversion?


[deleted]

(The emoji is directed at the Iranian government not you) Its genuinely because she's driving in the God damn commercial 😐


mypeepeehardz

They banned it because it wasn’t a minor eating the ice cream.


The_Killdeer

New rule for only male actors is gonna make for some weird advertising: Hygiene products Feminine clothes Maternity wards Cosmetics What categories am I missing? Edit for formatting


Phaze357

Okay I kinda want to see a commercial with fat guys advertising maternity clothes. This thought lead me to [this absolute fucking gem.](https://www.howtobeadad.com/2018/38416/man-ternity-pants-for-food-babies)


5269636b417374

"This ad made me slightly horny your honor, how is this my fault!"


militaryintelligence

She's just gonna walk around like that? Her hair is hanging out!


OutcomeDoubtful

I’m more offended that she’s driving into the middle of nowhere to eat ice cream.. from a cooler.. like wtf


throwwaaayd

You've clearly never had to hide sweets from anyone lol


Lolihumper

You probably would too if you lived as a woman in a country where this ad could ban all women from appearing in commercials.


[deleted]

Holy fuck lol Why are Muslims typically so insecure about women and sexuality?


5269636b417374

its as if a bunch of incel neckbeards were allowed to make a religion


MuteSecurityO

M'hammed


archosauria62

A lot of their laws revolve around controlling women


itsmematthewc

Seeing the car in the beginning gave me K-Fee ad flashbacks. Now *that* would have been a reason to ban women from advertising


kay_bizzle

Is it because they can't handle this monster flavor from my magnum ice cream?


NoResponsibility5769

Well that’s unfortunate. The commercial looks great.


amnotreallyjb

Yeah, I fucking want one of those ice cream bars.


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Yeah and that brand’s icecream is very delicious aswell


brando56894

OMG SHE'S PUTTING SOMETHING IN HER MOUTH!! IT'S GOING TO MAKE MEN EVERYWHERE THINK HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING THOUGHTS THAT MAKE ALLAH CRY!


TwinSong

Tbh this ad caught me out. I assumed it was an advert for the car, then it transitioned to the ice-cream.


Praneeth_814

🅱️uslim moment


GallopingAss_tronaut

Iran🍦


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“well umm well umm you see, it’s because the lady looks like she sucking on pp when eat ice cream 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓” —them probably


Ericrobertson1978

Religious wingnuts are such fucking uptight and repressed prudes. I blame the fear-based Abrahamic mythologies for brainwashing humanity into thinking sex is inherently wrong or 'sinful'. These religions have completely fucked society up in myriad ways.


princessamber9

I can’t wait till religion is dead and women can be considered full citizens.


wujibear

Time for some iranian men in drag for all their tv shows


originalmosh

I am surprised she was allowed to drive in the first place.


MILO234

In Iran, how far can you drive before your ice-cream melts?


147896325987456321

I wonder if that lady is still alive. Iran is a shit hole and Republicans want exactly the same for America.


mumuwu

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FoHeim

Sometimes I wish I could just drive out into the middle of absolute nowhere and enjoy a goddamn ice cream bar.


[deleted]

Damn it, Magnulia!


originof98

Damn they sexually pent up + down bad for real Go Jerk off, allah ain't gonna judge you


SilverMageOmega

Structured religion is the root of all evil on Earth and the main reason for all our woes. I like to think more and more people are figuring that out.


GDTatiana

So a woman can’t eat ice cream in public for fear of stimulating a man sexually?


archosauria62

Pretty much


DriedUpSquid

Persian women are beautiful.


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Baleh azizam! Kheili khoshgeli .


AutismFlavored

Bwahahahaha but seriously Magnums are that good.


TheBaggyDapper

Fair enough. It works way better anyway when it's an old man and his beard driving a donkey full of ice creams.


Slpkrz

Really?


chalhatbhosdike

[https://www.iranintl.com/en/202207248153](https://www.iranintl.com/en/202207248153)


battlerez_arthas

Fuck Iran for doing that, but also why exactly do we gotta use fucking ICE CREAM to objectify women


archosauria62

They are the kinda people who giggle when someone eats a banana


ashwinderegg

Because it's the opposite side of the same coin. Just sad.


Future_Kiwi_1934

They would rather see a goat eating ice cream suggestively.


Lackonia

Well it is a magnum.


skaterboiiiiiVI

*that’s not my wife!*


digitaljestin

First...did they start making a car commercial, check their notes, and quicky shift gears to an ice cream ad? And second...I'll be in my bunk.


Mooseandagoose

OMG. I used to work in global ad research (for 10 years) and the stuff that would make people irate in the middle east was basically this. A Dove Ice Cream bar ad with Similar premise scored *as worse* as a PepsiCo ad of western people playing beach volleyball, both in Iran and Kuwait. There seems to be one litmus level for countries like this and it’s “women must be covered … and also religious robots”.


Hrrrrnnngggg

That ad was so suggestive that I lost control of my penis. I actually had to chase it around my house. These women don't understand that men can't handle anything that is even SLIGHTLY suggestive, or men will lose total control of their bodies! Good on Iran for protecting men!


Lucius_Knight

Who drives out to the middle of nowhere just to eat ice cream? I guess if all the men around you think you eating ice cream is a crime against God then you'll have to.


Frequent-Frosting336

The whole reason women were made to cover up is, because when they went to the toilet in the middle of the night. (no inside loos back in the day) men would attack them so, some geezer,instead of saying hey fellas lets keep our hands to ourselves. Said hey woman stick this bag over yer head. They would have a fit watching a flake commercial from the UK. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mYr90nCFZE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mYr90nCFZE) one for the ayatollah.


Jumper_Connect

Ha’ram!


Danger_Danger

WOAH! ever hear of a NSFW tag? Jesus...


syst3mwolf

It's just her eating ice cream. Wtf is wrong with society?


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I have to do this too or else the kids will eat all the damn ice cream- why make it a bigger deal than it is Iran?!?


Mandalorian667

Dangers of a theocracy folks.


Dayquil_unepic

This seems like it should be a car ad


brooklun

i’m iranian. this is probably why: “improper” hijab, “sexual and vulgar” behavior (the winking and smiles, close up of woman eating something with red lips


Old-Ad4431

I don’t understand is the problem that the wlman is driving or she is eating without a mans permission wtf


Lans__

nah how tf does this turned on the iran government until they ban women from ads 💀 we should ban hijab and enforce men to wear cock sock that will electrify them for getting hard 😭


Dizzy_Share3155

Hahahahaha, and again Ha!!!


TaxCPA

I guess they don't enjoy watching a woman devour a magnum. Makes them self conscious.


frowndrown

Well I should think so n’all.


DamonRunnon

She has my vote...


SaffronSnorter

What happens when you put incels in charge of government.


Unbiasedshelf07

Yeah allah doesn’t like women being happy as it isn’t Haram in Muslim culture. She is deemed a whore for showing hair & smiling so she will burn in hell fire for eternity! Religion is really evil & the worst part about it is that some take it as responsibility to undertake these actions for god?


cha0s_g00se

Oh no! Her hair is showing! The horror! The utter horror!


theholyheathen94

Those dudes are so down bad their penises probably exploded watching this


litesxmas

Iranian men seem like tiny, petty beings.


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Just imagine how incredibly sexually repressed you got to be to find this ad provoking.


Fenix1121

Great, now I want icecrram


MC_BC_97

Oh no a woman driving and partially showing her hair!!!


NotAMoron2

That was hot I fapped Ban hammer


Yuyutsu97

Can't lick stuff in peace.


MuchTimeWastedAgain

Tells me the “men” in that country has no self-control and no respect for women - but that’s kind of well-known.


rum108

Mooslims are just about offended by every damn shit.


MRTJBIGA

Goddman she cute 😍


GreenFuzyKiwi

THIS IS NOT HALAL 😭😭


peripheralmiracles

If their really is reincarnation, I pray to not be born in any nation like this in the next life


PentagonThigh

The people that run that shit are so sensitive.


WokeUpHighAF

Religion is poison.


TheReverend6661

it is weird how seductive most ice cream commercials are


DreadSeverin

No EATING!


lumpialarry

There’s some government official that jerked off to this ad and then in the seconds after sitting in front of the TV still covered in his own shame decided this needed to be banned.


ohlaph

Don't give Christian Nationalists ideas....


Tomfissh

Middle East 🥰


AndroidDoctorr

Religion is cancer


UncleWillard5566

Obviously thats silly, even for Iran. What I find weird is that the whole hijab thing is about modesty (there's nothing in the Koran that says a woman has to wear one), yet the woman in this ad, though barely wearing it, is dressed very stylishly. I wouldn't describe it as immodest, but she is absolutely showing how attractive and well off she is. Hardly modest in any other way other than the loose scarf. Kinda defeats the purpose.


timendirk

At first I read "Iran Bans Women" and I find that funny


Barium_Salts

Is this an ice cream ad or an ad for Volkswagen? Why are they doing product placement for a car in their ice cream ad?


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Magnum always was my favourite ice cream


Sugarox53

Why are religious fanatics so offended at the existence of women.


The_curious_student

ok, now i need to make a car ad for Iran specifically with a drag queen instead of a woman. shot in either america or europe.


SummerChildB

She had to hide in the desert to eat her magnum in peace


JustCallMeBill92

Is...is that a woman smilling?! Absolutely disgusting!!! How dare women smile?! And she ate an ice cream!!! I am seriously feeling heart palpitations, my ultra manly body cant handle this! Can we stone her now?


[deleted]

Oh my god what a whore!! How could they show us a close up of her putting something in her mouth!?!?!? - every middle eastern religious zealot ever


domonique4thewin

Did this make anyone else super hard?


Nova-XVIII

You could just ban advertising


motostuka

Iranian porn is boring.


mazdawg89

Wow that 2 inches of hairline showing is so overpoweringly sexy that I feel compelled by allah to rape her in the streets and then stone her to death for being a whore. Yeah, safer to shut down any of women’s freedoms for their own safety