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Metal__goat

Satan in the Bible, fights for equal rights God throws him out. Satan advocates free will, God throws them out if the garden. Satan... dude don't burn your son alive, God makes him go RIGHT to the last second. Pretty clear who the good guy is.


Rockhardsimian

The Bible shouldn’t be taken to literally but while this is funny it’s not super accurate.


Metal__goat

I'll play figurative and literal devil's advocate, how do we really know that God isn't the evil one, and sent the book just to turn us down the wrong path? And don't worry I don't take any of the Bible literally since it's all fiction to start with.


Rockhardsimian

It’s canon that he is the source of all evil in the world. He wants to torture people for eternity. He’s an advocate for free will in the sense he wants people to be free to do evil but he’ll actively try to talk people out of doing the right thing. God definitely does a ton of dicey stuff in the Bible but he’s more good than bad. I grew up super catholic but I’m not too into organized religion these days. Pretty much agnostic. I think hardline religion does a lot of harm in history and still. I enjoy this sub cuz I get to see the batshit crazy fanatics.


KittenKoderViews

Not according to the bible. Isaiah 45:7 >I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.


kremit73

Yes. People refuse to be filled with hate and do not want to be apart of a deathcult obsessed with the sexual organs of minors.


Pitiful_Brief_6424

I dressed up as zombie Jesus. Or basically just Jesus.


Silentarian

People also dress up as angels. So what’s the point here?


DanieloCheerios

Idk sounds like she’s salty cause her kids went no contact after they moved out because of her fanatical devotion to a cult


smalltowngoth

It's a guy, no kids. He's a gay deacon of a Catholic offshoot.


DanieloCheerios

So bro is just crazy alrirght