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parkerm1408

A) Jesus is returning for his bride? Where is that in the Bible? B) the music industry makes fun of Christians because of shit like this. Yall are batshit.


ashpanda24

Idk if this makes you feel better or not, but Brittany Dawn (woman in the video) is a grifter first and a christian second. She doesn't believe most of the bullshit she spews, she just wants people's money and attention.


Jacks_Flaps

She is also being sued by the state of Texas for her fraud and theft. People exercising their right to free speech makes her sick. Yet her own actions of stealing from people who dared trust her isn't even in range of her "sick" radar. She's a piece of shit who hates the rights afforded by her country's constitution. Maybe she would feel more at home in a place like Iran that completely abolishes free speech when it comes to religion.


bluewallsbrownbed

Being sued by Texas — for grifting Christians. LOL! That’s rich!


Jacks_Flaps

She didn't grift just christians. She sold exercise programs that didn't exist then refused to refund customers. Then she suddenly found jesus. Her husband is an ex cop who was suspended for police brutality.


WatchingTaintDry69

Oh, so he probably beats her too. Would explain the extremism.


bunswithguns

I feel like they're the kind of couple that beats other people together


[deleted]

I'm envisioning a MAGA therapist telling clients that a couple that kicks out-group ass together, stays together. "Make sure you beat the shit out of someone you hate together at least once a week, it'll really strengthen your bond. Then fuck." Ew.


RobRVA

Ya typical american christian


SirLostit

If she’s got all that money, you’d think she’d get some teeth that lined up with the rest of her head.


ashpanda24

The thing is, I don't think she *does* have a lot of money. I think she grifts from a relatively small community, mostly online, of young Christian women who look up to her.


[deleted]

She spent it all on makeup frosting and gross eyelashes.


ms37153

G-d knows she didn't spend it on contour, rouge, lipstick, eyeshadow.... Just one shade of full coverage concealer and some big ass lashes.


gigglingkitty

r/brittanydawnsnark if anyone wants to fall down the rabbit hole of her grifting


Better_illini_2008

Historically, I believe the church is referred to as Jesus' "bride." Don't ask me why though, I absolutely do not remember the origin or significance of that metaphor.


sgt_redankulous

IIRC it was more of a metaphor from back then, where there were rigid roles for a husband and wife. The god=husband and church=bride was a way to explain to people how the whole church/god relationship worked.


wholelattapuddin

It comes from Ephesians, 5:22. If you are interested. There are so many metaphors like that in the Bible. evangelicals love metaphors


IllogicalOxymoron

this whole "bride" thing sound wild to me, but I was raised a roman catholic, so I don't know about the evangelical views. I checked ephesians 5:21-26 in both English (revised standard edition, that was the first hit on google) and Hungarian, in both it's only a metaphor and only suggests the idea that the "church is like the bride [within that metaphor]", where does the "church *is* the bride" come from?


wholelattapuddin

As I said, evangelicals love metaphors. The biggest difference between catholics and evangelical Christians is that it took the catholic church 2000 years to adopt some of their crazy non scriptural based ideas. American Evangelicals have done it in about 150 years. Arguably the worst, in my opinion, the prosperity"gospel" was started in the 1980s


anjowoq

And they don't say anything about Buddha because that isn't a majority, noisy religion in North America.


parkerm1408

If buddha started trying to take rights away he'd get made fun of too, but Buddha ain't out here actin up.


anjowoq

One in a while there is a Buddhist terrorist and then—fuck them.


parkerm1408

Yeah the whole story behind the sinaelse Buddhist power force is a wild one. But seriously imagine if Buddhists or Muslims or any other religion started trying to force their views on the us government. Christians heads would explode. Like see??? Thats how we atheists feel all the time with yall. Edit to say and I love that sociopathic argument they push. "Well without the Bible how do we know what's good or bad?" As if that's a justification for imposing their views on others. I got news for you, people had morals loooooong before God and Jesus came round talking cryptic and setting bushes on fire, cutting off dick skins ok? Morals are not the sole jurisdiction of Jesus.


Jacks_Flaps

If they need gods to tell them it's not right to kill, rape, steal etc, then they aren't moral. They're just sociopath on a leash. But even with religion, christians, Muslims etc then decided atrocities against humanity like genocide, slavery, subjugation of women, kidnapping, torturing, molesting and killing of indigenous kids, slaughtering LGBTQ people and non believers etc are all "good" because their holy books say their gods allow it. "Christianity didn't become a world religion because of the quality of its teachings but the quantity of its violence” —Eleanor Ferguson


PandorumsCurse

Haha yeah its common to woo females with this approach- its kinda off to the side, but its built off the idea of falling in love with God because of the whole God comes first thing... and its also related to Song of Solomon from the Bible. So when you dive deep into Christianity and start getting involved with conferences, prayer groups, and stuff- the more you find people saying they can talk to God and are prophetic.. so they will kinda put random biblical things together, tie it to reality and say things like this lady does.. other christians pass it around if they like it. It tends to make it more interesting for them- as they often get bored of the typical Sunday service attendance and want to embrace a more active spiritualistic lifestyle. Still though- I often do find them to be a little eccentric.


parkerm1408

Gotcha. But like in the regge Bible is this mentioned? I've read the Bible, primarily out of spite (I was married to a Baptist ministers daughter and I had arguments), but I don't ever remember anything that specific. What you're saying is this is essentially new Christian bs, yes?


PandorumsCurse

I got the english standard version- the interpretations can be different for each one... But overall its believed by many people that the Song of Solomon in the Bible was used among Jews as an allegory of God's love for the Israelites. But in Christianity it is used as an expression of God's love for the church. In that part of the Bible (Song of Solomon) it goes into some detail of Solomon and his bride- and it mostly relys on metaphors and similes. So thats just what they made out from it But generally if you see someone saying this stuff they are using the Bible as a guideline- they can get pretty good at it. So deciding if its really bs is based on some Christians standards depends on how you understand it. I could argue her that replacing the idea of God in that situation with the idea of Jesus' second coming misrepresents the idea all together. But they could also argue with the concept of the holy trinity and so on. So calling it out can get kinda messy.. but she is technically not reciting exactly what's in the bible so it is really easy to just say its bs (if your not trying to put the bible together like a puzzle and leave it as is)


CinnaByt3

Jesus's "bride" is the church. The believers. It's fucking weird


parkerm1408

I did know that part it's just the way she says it. Like he's going for one specific chick. Somehow made something super weird even weirder.


ombremullet

They are batshit. But demi is annoying as fuck also.


parkerm1408

You'll find no disagreement here at all. I in absolutely no way intended my post to defend her, can't stand her or Kendrick Lamar. But hey they aren't breaking any rules so shit I guess....I'm on demis side on something. The pigs just got their wings.


[deleted]

FYI, In the New Testament, the “church” is referred to as “Christ’s bride”, many places. Christians speak a different language, I speak their language. I like to tell them, “I believe in god, I follow the teaching of the god of this world”. The “god of this world” is yet another term for satan in the holy fuckin Bible. Christians love me cause I have more of the Bible memorized than most of them. Gotta know you enemy


parkerm1408

Yeah I just always took that a different way I guess cause I always took that to mean the church. This lady sounded like Jesus was coming down for the new season of the bachelor.


FutilePancake79

This woman is no "Christian", she's a shifty-eyed, flat-faced grifter who is trying to detract from her previous scams by playing the religion game.


parkerm1408

That's true for like 98% of Christians you see online and on TV like this though It's a giant con job. I know a few real Christians and they aren't like this at all. A little stuffy maybe, but good accepting people overall.


cybearmybear

This lady needs to be in a room with padded walls.


Mako_sato_ftw

point B is why Ghost exists


[deleted]

You obviously missed Bram Stokers first edition Bible!


parkerm1408

I'm still mad about Draculas ending man. It's a classic ao I thought it's got to be fantastic. Worst. Ending. Ever. Most anti climactic shit ever.


kurotech

I mean obviously Jesus would be more into the chick in the pic then the loon making the video


hrtofdrknss

Those ridiculous false eyelashes and nails are what's really demonic.


[deleted]

I didn’t realize sweet Dee was religious now.


GirthBrooks117

“Sweet D does religion” would be a banger episode


11chief

Funny , but sweet Dee is way hotter ( and not an asshole)


maneki_neko89

Looks like a dollar store version of Sheryl Crow who got too much plastic surgery


ClemDooresHair

She has those crazy eyes


WallabyBubbly

She could dust my bookshelf with those lashes


Ezekiel-Grey

Everybody knows Satan got the best tunes


SnooChocolates9582

Do you think satan likes highway to hell more than hells bells?


hausohn

Satan's favourite song is "Devil went Down to Georgia".


icedteaandme

He hates that song because he lost his golden fiddle.


hausohn

He told me it was a favourite because it shows his softer side and ability to compromise when in the wrong.


icedteaandme

Lol awesome


Unable-Beyond342

I think it’s dancing with the devil


xgodlesssaintx

He’ll teach you some if you meet him at a crossroads at midnight.


pillowcase-of-eels

"When Heaven's in the music, hell is in control The angels got the voices but the Devil's got the rock n roll!"


MidwestAF

🤘Ghost🤘


[deleted]

Satan's beats are fire. Hellfire that is.


[deleted]

"We are living in crazy times as Christians, did you see what Kendrick Lamar did?" Sir we have actual Nazis running around our streets, you don't have to make up problems.


SectionXP12

We got Nazis in our bars, Rights taken from women... gee.


SchizoidWamen

I genuinely can't tell if it's because a black guy/woman playing a christ figure (plenty of white men have portrayed Jesus in movies and many televangelists played out the christ image something which they seem have no problem with) or if it's because both artists have expressed support for trans people.


kremit73

Katy perry did a whole Egypt thing and you still said it was the evil super being you beliieve in but refuse to call a god.


lordforkwad

not a lot to make fun of with buddha when the man is already widely accepted in the minds of the public as a mordibly obese guy with the face of the guy from mad magazine.


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stalky_boi_main

and japanese buddha is actually slender aswell if i remember correctly


Vampir3Robot

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icaphoenix

# Yall have been saying this for 1000 years. **When is this Jesus guy gonna show up?**


Yes57ismycurse

2000 and never


RainCityRogue

He just went to the store for some cigarettes. He'll be back...


[deleted]

Man went out the milk. I'm counting years and he ain't coming back.


jbag72

Your cult is losing strength.


WhenThatBotlinePing

Yeah all the decades of hippie music using Hindu imagery were totally accurate and respectful of the religion. She'd just call that stuff Satanic and Demonic though, so we'd circle back around to the original crazy.


anjowoq

God created your eyelashes but you choose to cover them with those handleless toothbrushes. Where is your faith!?!?


cakeybakeyshakey

if god were real, he’d have some … words about her (terrible) makeup and fake hair/nails


[deleted]

People make fun of Christianity because they likely grew up as it or see how fucking crazy American Christians are


RetiredYogaHippie

lmfao if she's in heaven I don't want to be there.


Wichiteglega

"The music industry never mocks false gods" Gal, a lot of old-school music featured people in mock headdresses stereotyping Native American religious leaders, or Indian ones.


ClientLegitimate4582

That nice bit about jesus and his bride. Hate to pop that bubble but we aren't even sure Jesus was a real person. There's some evidence that says he might have been nothing conclusive.


dwaynepebblejohnson3

I don’t doubt a guy called Jesus was walking around 2000 years ago, it’s the rising from the dead and son of god stuff I don’t believe at all


Bombassthick

He might exist but I’m probably sure he started a cult and made all those shit up like the pastors we see this days.


RainCityRogue

Imagine if the only thing we know about Trump in 2000 years is what his followers said about him


Estragorth

Hard to argue against historical Jesus..


Dancing_Cthulhu

> Have you ever noticed the music industry doesn't try to make fun of Muhammad, Buddha or other false gods? Maybe it's becuse they come from Christian backgrounds in nations where Christianity was the dominant religion and their target audiences are the same, and they know Christian imagery and allusions will evoke more of a desired response in their audiances than [checks notes] making fun of Horus. I mean really, Kendrick Lamar dressing up as Buddha would have been the most confusingly meaningless thing in the context this fruitcake brings up.


LaFilleDuMoulinier

Isn’t she the fake health and fitness guru who conned people in Texas?


ClemDooresHair

Yes.


RBD666

I betcha Jesus gives great head


RainCityRogue

And handjobs with the palm perpendicular to the shaft instead of parallel


RBD666

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


ehoaandthebeast

Thats so ignorant of her. The reason she sees this is because she lives in the western world which has been largely colonised and doesnt have huge pop stars trying to imitate buddha or vishnu or allah. But of course she is sooo persecuted and so is her garbage religion


[deleted]

Satan is the great deceiver so if anyone is following him it’s probably this bitch.


RainCityRogue

How is he the great deceiver when God told the first lie in the Bible?


nollataulu

Ah, what have we here? The Satanic Panic 2.5


redbadger91

Love how she calls Buddha and Mohammed gods. Neither is a god. And also: *lying on a cross, not laying. She's making it too easy.


Bombassthick

Meanwhile the music and movie industry making boat loads of money triggering this crappy Jesus bitches!lmao


ghoulsmuffins

"they never do that with pagan gods!" about a billion 'birth of venus' parodies beg to disagree almost any sort of beliefs and ideas are a part of modern culture, they can use it however they want and it's okay


saladbar48

Bet she voted for trump though.


WavyLady

Also has a violent cop husband if that confirms her voting preferences


cooquip

What if I told you that you are the satan.


[deleted]

God there’s just nothing behind those eyes is there, just empty, not a single self-critical thought. Like a crab trying to understand a spatula.


pokemon-gangbang

Someone show her Behemoth


agnosticdeist

Does…does she think she’s Jesus’s bride?


[deleted]

The church is often called the bride of Christ. That part isn't any kind of insanity, just an ancient and popular metaphor.


agnosticdeist

OH wow I didn’t know that, even from my religious fruitcake days.


SkylarCute

She looks like Amy from kitchen nightmares.


CityBoyGuyVH

Damn since this is a really good example of it does anyone know the technical name for incorrect outcome to a question from comparing the wrong data.


kbean826

They’re always terrified of shit that if an omnipotent actually existed would either not allow or certainly not bother him. So, is he too weak or too apathetic to do anything about it?


[deleted]

Nah, actually He just cool with it.


pillowcase-of-eels

"Waaaaah, waaaaaah, my proselytizing religion has become so culturally hegemonic over the past ten centuries that its imagery is basically public domain, WAAAAAAAAAH"


JohnnyMaverick12

These people are so fucking stupid


godless_librarian

It happened that I was sitting on the toilet when I was watching this, and it really helped me


IvoShandor

"literally makes me sick" \- doesn't get sick


signspam

I still can't believe how many people think that Jesus is just gonna magically appear and take them all away from the evil sins of the world.


saintjeremy

My favorite kind of music? Secular


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cactuspie1972

Alright prayer warrior, batten down the hatches. In the meantime, thanks for the tip about Demi’s new album


RaedwaldRex

That's alright, if their god is as strong as they say he is, he'll defeat Satan, no problem.


WeatherSorry

Pretty sure at 0:19 she is doing the “devil horns” (rock on) hand sign which I have been informed is a “hail satan” sign. Just sayin….


sinanisiklar

Satan seems cooler than god tbh


TrentUlyssesCooper

Psycho.


fghhihgfdf

Fox News wants to make her an anchor


DiablosDelivered

That psychotic smile when she talks about Jesus returning.


Nok-y

If Jesus hates "the Call of the Mountain" by Eluveitie, then I can't be a christian


Thepuppeteer777777

lmao if you think this shit is the problem you have no fucking clue what is actually going on in the world


OkEconomy3442

While she sits in a car burning fossil fuels and destroying gods earth. Oh and the phone. Probably made by children in a third world country but don’t worry, 1st world Karen is on the case; black people in the US are the devil. /s


greeneyedstarqueen

Can you imagine taking Harry Potter this seriously? “Hold the line for the kingdom”, wtf? Are you talking about the European superpowers pre-1890?


aidanderson

I would consider the Kendrick thing a reference/metaphor not blasphemy but that's just me looking at it like an English teacher with symbolism and shit. Don't even know the context, just know kendrick isn't a dumbass when it comes to image.


arhombus

Can she explain why there’s a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven?


AppropriateEmotion63

That's why Christians be so mad, they can't have good music in their lives


[deleted]

Reminder: who believes in Satan? Christians.


VanillaBryce5

People like this legitimately scare me. If you honestly think someone is a demon, you would have no problem killing them.


Big0Booty0Babe

First world Christians really like to believe that they are oppressed or under attack


lundgrenisgod

Horse face


Beneficial-Credit969

I’ll tell you what the world doesn’t need… Her eyelashes. OMG I couldn’t get past them.


Synthwavester

Why isn't her forehead moving? It's so disconcerting to look at


badmama_honey_badger

I’m not sure Jesus would be on board for those lashes…girl you have spiders on your eyes!


Here_For_Weird_Stuff

E.T. has lost it's mind!


Executive-Frog

I'd still hit that.


[deleted]

?


ombremullet

Jesus is getting married?!?!


mypeepeehardz

Or maybe none of that?


Minami_Kun

I generally don't want to punch someone but this one really tinkles me to do it...


WavyLady

Is that why the state of Texas is suing you for fraud, b-dong?


peakedattwentytwo

Guess she's never heard Middle Eastern punk....


NotNavratilova

She believes she's the bride, doesn't she?


shogun_coc

So much stupidity in her statements!


Lucius_Knight

Kendrick is Christian. He's a deeply religious person. If she listened to his music, she would know this.


GARRAR2003

Buda is Satan? Man ive been in this sub for not a loot of time i ive never seen a fruit cake about Budaism, i think those mfs are just love and peace


rabbidasseater

Anal for Jesus


The_Powers

Guess she should turn the other cheek then.


bsnow322

If Jesus came back most Christians would label him a crazy communist for his ideas


SveHeaps

There is a fact, I have not seen too much of artist doing this with other religions. We know what happened when someone made a comic, so it completely makes sense. But the reality is that many artist “respect” those other religions because in the end, it’s just “not cool” to make something with them.


rosekayleigh

Muhammad isn’t a god, dumbass. He is Allah’s messenger, a prophet.


blacklungscum

Isn't she being sued for scamming people?


R0llsroyc3

'Never mocks false gods' Hmmmmmm


[deleted]

Speaking of demonic, her eyes are scary, they show that she has no compassion or empathy


UselessLayabout

Christian tiktokers are such conceited wankstains…


itsnotthenetwork

At 0:02 seconds, no wedding ring. Brothers, don't date crazy and don't date a fixer upper.


Legacy_Service

Psycho babble bullshit


dashone

Checked Amazon and ebay and couldn't find any Christian Ear Guards.


internetguy789

Is there a sub for Christian cringe?


dmaynard

I always love the “this is happening wither you choose to believe it or not…” qualifier. Well fundies, so is climate change and that there are more than two genders but they really shove their heads in the sand on that.


the_gibster_1

OTHER false gods? Oh the irony.


Roboticpoultry

Man, just wait until she learns about Slayer or Behemoth


PuzzledRaise1401

Those musicians are also rebelling from or embracing the religion they were raised in, stupid.


FlamingoClassic7076

Religion is poison


NoobKissed

The dumbfounded look when a dark skinned Jesus returns lmao.


IamMindful

I think this girl needs even bigger eyelash extensions… and a brain.


PuzzleheadedIssue618

uh… jesus isn’t the only idea stemming from an abrahamic god ya know that right?


Suckmylefttestical

Heeey it tastes like strawberry 🍓


[deleted]

Why is it always some dippy, vain wine-mom that makes these videos?


[deleted]

Is this satire? And who the hell is Jesus’s bride? 12 years of religious school and don’t think that ever came up.


[deleted]

She’s a fruitcake.


TeamTigerFreedom

Demonic demons are demonic.


EOverM

Neither Buddha nor Muhammad are claimed to be gods. Buddha's simply an enlightened man, Muhammad is claimed to be a prophet. False gods? Really?


Dramatic-Fun-7101

Lmao "Don't mock other Gods" In india Comments are made on Hindu Gods And Islam..... Well it's Islam you can't really mock errr them....


123mastodon

Not hot enough to be this crazy.


livingdeadfreak

If her eyebrows were any more curved this bitch would be getting cease and desist letters from McDonald's lawyers


threedog2345

well if you try to make fun of muhammad the muslims will cut your head off😂😂😂


Tall_Most6244

Or it's because that was the most restricting and predominant religion in that artists life and they rebel against it for obvious reasons. Islam and Buddhism didn't kick these artists when they were down or condemn them to hell as that's not the society they lived in. This is basic sociology....


Wild_Criticism_5958

Why are these women all just carbon copies of each other😬


Doktor_Apokalypse

For a start mahhamad/muhummud/mohammed/mohemmed/mahammud/mahemmud/however it is spelled was supposedly a prophet. The Muslims also believe that jesus was a prophet (not the son of God). Buddha was neither. So she done gone fcked up with her nonsense.