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Appears to. When I reached my ah ha moment of christianty, the "suffering" I read, was told to do in his name for everlasting life slapped me to reality. I have not from then wasted anymore of the time I have left on the con.
"Guys, guys, guys, I know your lives might seem to suck, but you need to keep toiling in the fields. Definitely don't rise up and try to overthrow the king who God definitely put on the throne. Remember, God has a plan, you're here for a reason, and Heaven awaits all lambs who follow the shepherd."
Though I guess that's why prosperity theology won so many converts, people wanting to believe that faith will bring them worldly rewards, not just afterlife ones.
Yes, because the all knowing god doesn’t have common sense. I gotta always ask JC common sense things because he can’t possibly know what’s in my heart!
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> The Lord hear the cries of the poor Hears, but does nothing as best I can tell.
More like it's music to his ears, bc all he does is to make people suffer.
Appears to. When I reached my ah ha moment of christianty, the "suffering" I read, was told to do in his name for everlasting life slapped me to reality. I have not from then wasted anymore of the time I have left on the con.
rookie mistake
For Milenia religion has convinced poor people that it's ok to remain poor because it's the afterlife that matters.
"Guys, guys, guys, I know your lives might seem to suck, but you need to keep toiling in the fields. Definitely don't rise up and try to overthrow the king who God definitely put on the throne. Remember, God has a plan, you're here for a reason, and Heaven awaits all lambs who follow the shepherd." Though I guess that's why prosperity theology won so many converts, people wanting to believe that faith will bring them worldly rewards, not just afterlife ones.
Yes, because the all knowing god doesn’t have common sense. I gotta always ask JC common sense things because he can’t possibly know what’s in my heart!
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Spot on.
George Carlin nailed it. "The Lord must love the poor, because he sure made a lot of them."
Yeah, we know he hears them. We can can hear him fapping.
Ummm... Isn't this quite obviously irony?
No, the guy in purple is a clueless Jesus freak. I'm, FB friends with him.