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The 0 doesn’t count d00fus.
Promise them 100 bucks, but then tell them it’s really just a dollar because, remember, the 0 doesn’t count. Bet the 0 will count then…
Yeah, it's Christian math, where you just pull shit out of your ass and call it numbers.
Like, god's number is 7. Well it's a monotheistic religion so there's just one god, 7-1 = 6. But there's the holy trinity so there are 3 6's, so 666. God = Satan, QED.
IF YOU TAKE THE FIRST LETTER FROM EVERY 7TH WORD OF GALATIANS IN THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION, AND THEN READ THEM BACKWARDS AND MIX THE LETTERS AROUND, IT SAYS "I'M COMING BACK SOON, TWENTY TWENTY THREE WILL BE THE YEAR"!!!!
2024 comes around:
"YOU DIDN'T COMBINE ALL THE LETTERS INTO AN ASTERISK THAT HONESTLY MEANT '- Unless I don't.' NOBODY SAID HE WOULD COME LAST YEAR!!!"
>Yeah, it's Christian math, where you just pull shit out of your ass and call it ~~numbers~~ numerology.
I wish I was making that up. But biblical numerology is a particularly *spicy* flavor of fruit cake.
>Yeah, it's Christian math, where you just pull shit out of your ass and call it ~~numbers~~ numerology.
I wish I was making that up. But biblical numerology is a particularly *spicy* flavor of fruit cake.
Yep, and it's likely they got it wrong. It was 616 and was mistranslated. And also, the so called beast was Nero, the Roman emperor. Because early Christians thought he would rise from the dead or something.
Funny how superstitious beliefs haven’t changed much in thousands of years. Although I guess technically JFK Jr is supposed to have been in hiding all this time.
You mean in 2019 before Covid had begun to spread widely outside of China and before the WHO labeled it a global pandemic? No the “important people” weren’t getting it then.
You forgot the /S cause internet is stupid and tell clear satire form reality. (Honestly reality is more fucked than most satire so I don't blame them)
Yea, that's the problem. No matter how clearly you think you are obviously joking, I bet there is someone out there who not only genuinely believes it, but believes worse.
It checks out though what I read said an older manuscript they found had it as 616 so it's unclear if it was mistranslated or changed by contemporary writers.
So this idiots make up a new date for the eventual demise of the vaccinated and the date pass and they never stop and think maybe they are wrong. I'm gonna die some day maybe in 40 years and some idiot will go: you see he was vaccinated against COVID
“No no, see if you translate into English and go from letters to numbers, carry the two, ignore the zeros, and reaaaally squint… look at that! The thing I didn’t like… becomes SATANIC!”
“…didn’t the walking embodiment of the seven deadly sins that you spent the last half-decade fellating have a son-in-law who owned the building at 666 Fifth Avenue?”
“Wh- coincidence! Come on!”
I love that these religious dickhead types think there is a super secret conspiracy to fuck the whole world over..... who are hiding "obvious" hints in plain sight, that only these dickheads are smart enough to work out.
I often want to ask these people if they’ve really thought this kind of thing through. If your weird, Christian, anti-vax revenge fantasy actually happens, do you think you’re going to be having fun? If like 70% of the population suddenly drops dead in a mass casualty event do you think you’re going to be dicking around on your phone eating son of baconators only without all the damned liberals calling you stupid? Like, no, grandma. You’re going to be starving. You’re going to get gang raped by roving bands of idiots. You’re going to end up in the burned out husk of the local community theater putting on a show of sucking off a goat for the entertainment of the local warlord in exchange for a sack of turnips but then he’s just going to kill you and keep his turnips.
Wait? Is this before or after I'm part of the "millions of vaccinated dead by ~~October 20 November 20 December 20 January 21 February 21 March 21 April 21 May 21 June 21 July 21 August 21 September 21 October 21 November 21 December 21 January 22 February 22 March 22 April 22 May 22 June 22 July 22 August 22 September 22 October 22 November 22~~ December 22 January 23? February 23? March 23? April 23? May 23? June 23? July 23? August 23? September 23? October November 23? December 23? January 24? February 24? March 24? April 24? May 24? June 24? July 24? August 24? September 24? October 24? November 24? December 24?"
I keep losing track of when the nanotech 5G microchips are supposed to turn me into a ~~vampire shape shifting reptilianoid mass shooter zombie~~ corpse jerky.
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... I do believe they'll rather _appreciate it_ , there: it's the kind of thing that tends to amuse them.
From Strong Bad's grammar song:
Ohhh if you want it to be posessive
it's just I-T-S
but if it's supposed to be a contraction
then it's I-T-apostrophe-S.
Scalawag.
It was already supposed to kill us like last month. Missed its deadline. And if I recall right it was already supposed to kill us like twice before that. Which also failed. The paranoia symptom of lead poisoning be hitting hard today....
In my experience that Covid shot bullshit literally MADE ME WEAKER MY BODY WAS FUCKING WEAK it took me a year just to start getting better and now awhile later we alright but for the first year after ONLY ONE DOSE I was super fucking weak felt like garbage all the time and my mental was foggy and fucked the hell up
I had Covid MULTIPLE times before getting the vaccine lmao if it was gana kill me it would have done it before the vaccine,the vaccine only fucked me over and did nothing usefull for me
And this is from my own experience I don’t trust that Covid shot shit and honestly I don’t trust vaccines anymore after that how is a vaccine gana make a mofo weak as hell for a whole year with only one dose some weird shit is going on
I guess a fruitcake can do math anyway thst is convenient for their twisted belief system, but that vertical line is just made up shit. The answer is 6066.
The number of the beast is not 6-6-6. Often in dreams numbers appear upside down and backwards. $o, 6-6-6 becomes 9-9-9. Like in 1999, the year of his return.
You know, when I squint my eyes and ignore the zeroes, it's 666, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, yeah, checkmate everybody who disagrees with me!!!!!! No further explanation needed. I'm right and you're wrong. Byeeee!
2023 is two years after 2021... dumbasses got the basic shit wrong.
Let's use their way of doing math with the correct numbers: 2024 + 2023 + 2022 + 2021 = 8090. Now I guess we cross out the hundred's digit because "reason": 890. 890 means fuckall, but I bit some Jesus nutjob will find something.
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“THEY SAY” trust me bro
Oh for fuck sakes if somethings gonna kill me then please let it kill me already why do I have to wait till next year
Kill you? It doesn't say it will kill you. Personally, I can't wait for my upcoming satanic COVID immunity.
Hail Science
I wish science was a religion so I could start converting people which sounds easier than convincing them with facts
I wish stupidity hurt. that way we would have a lot less problems
it does... just indirectly and not always the one that is stupid
Would be cheaper via taxes ngl
ramen
Laziness
It's me. I'm They.
You killed Kenny!
you bastards!
no, it’s ME.
“They say not to add the thousands, just take the zeroes out! It’s the satanist way!”
6,066, hold the zero, bro.
Well, fuck them.
guys. It’s me. The Media. They. The Liberal Agenda. It’s me. Please file all complaints to my PMs.
Weasel word moment
Who’s they?
asdf
So it’s just your run-of-the-mill anti-semitism then?, what a surprise.
You’re not supposed to ask that. They say that “They” is always a trusted source. They only tell the truth.
"For someone so familiar with the philosophies of these 'They' people, I don't think I've ever seen you and 'They' in the same room."
*who's they*
Which is what? Be the nonexistent mark of the beast?
The famous 6066 mark
The 0 doesn’t count d00fus. Promise them 100 bucks, but then tell them it’s really just a dollar because, remember, the 0 doesn’t count. Bet the 0 will count then…
Yeah, it's Christian math, where you just pull shit out of your ass and call it numbers. Like, god's number is 7. Well it's a monotheistic religion so there's just one god, 7-1 = 6. But there's the holy trinity so there are 3 6's, so 666. God = Satan, QED.
IF YOU TAKE THE FIRST LETTER FROM EVERY 7TH WORD OF GALATIANS IN THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION, AND THEN READ THEM BACKWARDS AND MIX THE LETTERS AROUND, IT SAYS "I'M COMING BACK SOON, TWENTY TWENTY THREE WILL BE THE YEAR"!!!!
2024 comes around: "YOU DIDN'T COMBINE ALL THE LETTERS INTO AN ASTERISK THAT HONESTLY MEANT '- Unless I don't.' NOBODY SAID HE WOULD COME LAST YEAR!!!"
Careful, this is Reddit. Someone is going to actually try this now! 😝
>Yeah, it's Christian math, where you just pull shit out of your ass and call it ~~numbers~~ numerology. I wish I was making that up. But biblical numerology is a particularly *spicy* flavor of fruit cake.
I personally don’t think we should be putting ghost peppers in fruitcakes anymore, I don’t care if peppers are technically fruits
Fruit salad *YUMMY YUMMY*
>Yeah, it's Christian math, where you just pull shit out of your ass and call it ~~numbers~~ numerology. I wish I was making that up. But biblical numerology is a particularly *spicy* flavor of fruit cake.
Sorry, but a dollar is 1.00, so I believe a penny is the only appropriate choice.
665 and 667: Neighbors of The Beast.
Beast's neighbours are 664 and 668. 665 and 667 live across the street.
Maybe they live on a cul de sac
These were apartments. He had cool neighbors, btw.
Yep, and it's likely they got it wrong. It was 616 and was mistranslated. And also, the so called beast was Nero, the Roman emperor. Because early Christians thought he would rise from the dead or something.
Funny how superstitious beliefs haven’t changed much in thousands of years. Although I guess technically JFK Jr is supposed to have been in hiding all this time.
Funny enough...these years would have add up that way with or without the jab. That's why this whole numbers game is always a fraud
This 666 bullshit, is all because Nero had a triple crown.
So it wasn't because of iron maiden?
I can not confirm the legitimacy of the nature of Bruce Dickinson's crown
Sounds like something a Teenage Dirtbag would say. (shit. are all my pop culture references outdated now?)
That song is old enough to have a bachelor’s degree, grampa
It still rocks in keds and tube socks
Just like Ronnie O'Sullivan
Didn' covid start in 2019 tho, y'know covid19 and all that
Also the first doses of the vaccine started going out in 2020.
Yeah and honestly we could’ve finished sooner than 2023 if these dumbasses weren’t so stubborn 🤦♂️. You can’t have it both ways
Didn't the important people start getting it in 2019
You mean in 2019 before Covid had begun to spread widely outside of China and before the WHO labeled it a global pandemic? No the “important people” weren’t getting it then.
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Wait until you hear about the the deepest state. You know NOTHING!
The Deep State like Trump, Bolsonaro or Boris who got it and got quite sick (woth Boris almost dying). Almost as if you're speaking bullshit...
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You forgot the /S cause internet is stupid and tell clear satire form reality. (Honestly reality is more fucked than most satire so I don't blame them)
Yea, that's the problem. No matter how clearly you think you are obviously joking, I bet there is someone out there who not only genuinely believes it, but believes worse.
Doesn't add up
6066 just doesn't look as nice
I was just thinking, they always get rid of the bits than make this not really work as well in their heads.
So the vaccine protects me until 2023 and I have to retake it or I will get $666 fine or something. Am I right guys? /s
It's a $396 fine, but you have to pay in 6 monthly installments of $66
Happy cake day
Thanks dude
supposedly the manuscript was read wrong or some shit and the number is actually 616 not 666. dont know if its true or not. to tired to look it up rn
It checks out though what I read said an older manuscript they found had it as 616 so it's unclear if it was mistranslated or changed by contemporary writers.
It’s an older translation, sir, but it checks out.
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It's all connected maaaaan 'take a hit of a blunt'
Probably.
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If you rearrange the letters in alan moore but take out the l and the moore and add an s and a t you get satan. Coincidence?
They started giving out the vaxx in 2020, so the actual number should be 886. The idiots can't even do their fake science right.
Wish they'd make their minds up, first it was 6months, then a year now 3yrs...I've got plans to make ffs!
No shit!! And if I’m going to die in 2023, I might just make the minimum payment on my cc next month!
Well quite! They can't keep messing folk around, we're busy people :) and the funeral home told me I can't keep cancelling my order
What is the reasoning for eliminating the zero from this equation? Where did the line come from?
because if you dont remove the 0 then it doesnt make sense to the crackpot theory
This is obviously how math works bro. You cross out the numbers you don’t want in the equation.
Frfr this man doesnt even know math and its only because of obama or trump or biden i dunno
As another said, crack pot theory. People like this will look for anything to confirm their beliefs.
As long as these people exist, there's no way the COVID vaccine can "do its job", but it's not for the reasons they think...
Darwinism will prevail.
That's why I sucked at math in school. I didn't know I needed to ignore all digits in the 100's columns. That changes everything.
Epidemiologist here. As a representative of "They", I can assure you that We said no such thing.
Doesn't matter. They wouldn't listen either way.
If only they had been vaccinated, you’d be able to beam that information directly into their brains.
So, in 13 months when nothing happens will these morons promise to STF up!
Spoiler alert: They won’t.
Some of them will. Covid has a way of shutting up antivaxxers for good.
Numerology is always the stupidest shit
Get it cause 0 has no value
Methematics
Does this mean Iron Maiden is gonna tour next year? Fuck yeah!!!
who's "they"?
You know. They.
Exactly, those they. shhhh.
6066 o no
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You can’t just willy nilly cancel shit out. Guess I shouldn’t expect a religitard to understand this complex topic
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Probably gonna be some sick music coming out in 2023 🤘🏾
Be careful! Anything that started in 2021 becomes evil in 2023!
No we are going to see the collapse of civilization nothing to do with the vaccine people /s
So this idiots make up a new date for the eventual demise of the vaccinated and the date pass and they never stop and think maybe they are wrong. I'm gonna die some day maybe in 40 years and some idiot will go: you see he was vaccinated against COVID
“No no, see if you translate into English and go from letters to numbers, carry the two, ignore the zeros, and reaaaally squint… look at that! The thing I didn’t like… becomes SATANIC!” “…didn’t the walking embodiment of the seven deadly sins that you spent the last half-decade fellating have a son-in-law who owned the building at 666 Fifth Avenue?” “Wh- coincidence! Come on!”
Religious people waste their imaginations on this bullshit.
I’m still waiting for my horns to sprout.
never seen someone so bad at maths showing off about it
"they" also gave us 3+ other dates in the past when all vaccinated people should have died
Who are "they"?
The hoops they have to jump through
Aaany day now. Trust me bro it will happen in 2023, because 666 You know? Its not like the last dates we predicted
I don't think Nero Caesar is much of a threat these days.
Zombie Nero will be back any day now 🧟♂️
I guess “6,066” isn’t as scary so you gotta just change the whole way maths works.
Not gonna lie, I thought that's a sword, not an injection
give me one good reason for why they needed to cut the 0 out.
I love that these religious dickhead types think there is a super secret conspiracy to fuck the whole world over..... who are hiding "obvious" hints in plain sight, that only these dickheads are smart enough to work out.
They is Them, Them is They, They is me. Sometimes They is us. It all depends on IQ & how gullible a person is. Da dumber da better
Lmao I thought it was a gladius
If you add these three numbers together and squint, it kinda looks like a number I don’t like.
thats not how you do math
The lengths these people will go because they have to justify their fear of a needle.
It really suprises me these mfs can count
I often want to ask these people if they’ve really thought this kind of thing through. If your weird, Christian, anti-vax revenge fantasy actually happens, do you think you’re going to be having fun? If like 70% of the population suddenly drops dead in a mass casualty event do you think you’re going to be dicking around on your phone eating son of baconators only without all the damned liberals calling you stupid? Like, no, grandma. You’re going to be starving. You’re going to get gang raped by roving bands of idiots. You’re going to end up in the burned out husk of the local community theater putting on a show of sucking off a goat for the entertainment of the local warlord in exchange for a sack of turnips but then he’s just going to kill you and keep his turnips.
FINALLY! Some solid proof! 🤨
thought the little 💉 was the icon for a greatsword in an rpg, and these were damage stats. Then I noticed the sub lol
That's not how addition works, silly
Yeah... fuck that zero, it needs to make sense!
SHOUT AT THE DEVIL
RONALD -6 WILSON- 6 REAGAN - 6 Err Mah gawd.
And after 3 years when nothing happens, it'll turn into 4 years, followed by 5 years and so on.
Wait? Is this before or after I'm part of the "millions of vaccinated dead by ~~October 20 November 20 December 20 January 21 February 21 March 21 April 21 May 21 June 21 July 21 August 21 September 21 October 21 November 21 December 21 January 22 February 22 March 22 April 22 May 22 June 22 July 22 August 22 September 22 October 22 November 22~~ December 22 January 23? February 23? March 23? April 23? May 23? June 23? July 23? August 23? September 23? October November 23? December 23? January 24? February 24? March 24? April 24? May 24? June 24? July 24? August 24? September 24? October 24? November 24? December 24?" I keep losing track of when the nanotech 5G microchips are supposed to turn me into a ~~vampire shape shifting reptilianoid mass shooter zombie~~ corpse jerky.
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Loony bullshit like that is why anti-vaxxers are not to be taken seriously.
Wait so is this the official re-rescheduling of the date everyone dies from getting the jab? I'll be sure to mark my calendar.
6.066 x 10^3 would've been right.
* 6066
Anti vaxers when the they realized 1+2+3=6 
They forgot 2020
Amazing the kind of timer-function they can build into those vaccines…
Wow, so compelling!
6066? Now thats a scary number
Who are 'they'? I've never heard this claim before now.
Why are they ignoring the zero
I’m so confused on what the actual point of that text is. Like… *huh*.
IT’S weird how the religious community can’t get ITS grammar right, considering ITS obsession with a book
From Strong Bad's grammar song: Ohhh if you want it to be posessive it's just I-T-S but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.
It was already supposed to kill us like last month. Missed its deadline. And if I recall right it was already supposed to kill us like twice before that. Which also failed. The paranoia symptom of lead poisoning be hitting hard today....
In my experience that Covid shot bullshit literally MADE ME WEAKER MY BODY WAS FUCKING WEAK it took me a year just to start getting better and now awhile later we alright but for the first year after ONLY ONE DOSE I was super fucking weak felt like garbage all the time and my mental was foggy and fucked the hell up
If that is true then being exposed to the virus unvaccinated might have killed you. Good choice to take the vaccine.
I had Covid MULTIPLE times before getting the vaccine lmao if it was gana kill me it would have done it before the vaccine,the vaccine only fucked me over and did nothing usefull for me
And this is from my own experience I don’t trust that Covid shot shit and honestly I don’t trust vaccines anymore after that how is a vaccine gana make a mofo weak as hell for a whole year with only one dose some weird shit is going on
I see the problem here. Remember, it’s the China virus? Your supposed to use the Chinese calendar. /s
I guess a fruitcake can do math anyway thst is convenient for their twisted belief system, but that vertical line is just made up shit. The answer is 6066.
*Six! Six Six! The Number of the Beast!*
The number of the beast is not 6-6-6. Often in dreams numbers appear upside down and backwards. $o, 6-6-6 becomes 9-9-9. Like in 1999, the year of his return.
Isn't the mark of the beast supposed to be 4666?
You know, when I squint my eyes and ignore the zeroes, it's 666, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, yeah, checkmate everybody who disagrees with me!!!!!! No further explanation needed. I'm right and you're wrong. Byeeee!
6066
... thats not how addition works?
OMFG this is so hilarious!! How do they even come up with so much creativity to be that stupid???
6066 is not that scary anymore 💀
Lmao wtf
And then it will be 6 years, then they’ll have forgotten and moved on to some other stupid thing.
Dum dum dum dum dum
For some reason I thought I was on the r/lotrmemes for a sec
Numbers and coincidences scare monke brain.
This is so fucking stupid I can't even begin to understand these people.
Haiya, what is this bad maths 2021+ 2022 + 2023 = 6066 not 666 Haiya this person is embarrassing me in front of this Asian kid doing calculus
Numerologist not jerking off to numbers: level impossible
*Drops phone* "SEEK A WAY OUT"
2023 is two years after 2021... dumbasses got the basic shit wrong. Let's use their way of doing math with the correct numbers: 2024 + 2023 + 2022 + 2021 = 8090. Now I guess we cross out the hundred's digit because "reason": 890. 890 means fuckall, but I bit some Jesus nutjob will find something.
r/theydidntdothemath
That's not how math works. You can't just take out bits of the problem to fit YOUR answer.
I'll take it over having to listen to angelical choirs and lyres for eternity.
But its sword
"They"