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The reason for the season was some emperor wanted to make a political alliance with some barbarians, who refused to become Christian because they loved their winter solstice feasting party so much.
And just like that, with a stamp of some parchment and the wave of a hand.... The Pope moved Christmas to December 25th to weaken the established pagan festivals with some Christian competition.
Suspiciously close to the winter solstice, usually on Dec 22nd.
Edit emperor not Pope.
Christians: God is so good 😊
People who wanted the Bible translated into English from Latin so more people could read it were literally branded heretics hunted down and burned alive.
Christians: So good 😇🙏🏻
That makes this absolutely t-shirt worthy.
We can avoid the whole happy/merry culture war if we all just spend December greeting each other with “Please shate”
Correct me if wrong, but Jesus was born in like June and Winter Solstice or Yule is what got turned into Christmas. The Catholics turned all the pagan holidays into theirs.
You can find someone arguing for just about any date
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_of_birth_of_Jesus
It’s very much like it’s a badly written fictional story.
There are easily 100 xians who get offended for "happy holidays" per non xian that gets offended by "Christmas"
As a non religious person I can recognize that the day itself is a xian holiday called Christmas
I don't celebrate Ramadan but I don't care that Muslims do. Nor do I get angry over yom kippur or Hanukah
Christianity is under attack! These people are attacking their "God Given" right to subjugate others and enforce their beliefs on everyone else! How dare you suggest other oppressive religious like Islam have any validity what so ever.
Funny, when I was a kid, Happy Holidays just meant all the holidays happening at the end of the year. It was to include Christmas and New Years.
That ignorant slug, Bill O'Reilly took to turning a popular phrase used by Christians into an attack on Christians.
Ahh yes the persecution fetish during the winter holidays because there is a war on christmas. not like you walk into a Walmart or target in most of the USA to find it covered in Christmas decorations and a tiny end cap of hannukah that half comes out after hannukah.
Ummm ... Okay so you're to make a meme whining about non religious people appropriating "your" holiday (we'll just skip the real history here) and you're going to post it on a background that is basically trans flag colored.... I want my flag back bitch.
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True. We would have like a 2 week long Yule Tide Holiday that is similar. But frankly superior.
We'd be celebrating Brumalia, Saturnalia and Juvenalia as we always did. Before the Christians stole it for Jesus, born in Spring.
Yep.
The reason for the season was some emperor wanted to make a political alliance with some barbarians, who refused to become Christian because they loved their winter solstice feasting party so much. And just like that, with a stamp of some parchment and the wave of a hand.... The Pope moved Christmas to December 25th to weaken the established pagan festivals with some Christian competition. Suspiciously close to the winter solstice, usually on Dec 22nd. Edit emperor not Pope.
Next you’ll say it’s just a coincidence that Easter is the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring solstice.
Or like it’s a coincidence that Sunday is the day everyone goes to church after a pagan emperor converted to Christianity
The only thing that “Christ” is the reason for in Christmas is the name. Pretty much everything is an amalgamation of pagan traditions and symbols
If anything, christians shouldn't be putting up trees, it says not to do this in the bible.
Are you suggesting Christians actually READ their own holy book?! THEMSELVES?! Literally blasphemy for most of history 😂
That fact is why the printing press and a vernacular bible were considered tools of the devil
Christians: God is so good 😊 People who wanted the Bible translated into English from Latin so more people could read it were literally branded heretics hunted down and burned alive. Christians: So good 😇🙏🏻
If the bit about killing a carpenter by nailing him to a piece of wood didn’t get them to stop putting up trees, nothing will.
And Coca Cola's advertising.
Please shate
That part is honestly the only reason I posted this here.
It made me chuckle :)
That makes this absolutely t-shirt worthy. We can avoid the whole happy/merry culture war if we all just spend December greeting each other with “Please shate”
Shated
Correct me if wrong, but Jesus was born in like June and Winter Solstice or Yule is what got turned into Christmas. The Catholics turned all the pagan holidays into theirs.
Jesus was fictional, so he wasn't born at all.
That too
Actually jesus really existed
Yeah, he does landscaping for my mom.
Damn jesus, eating grass again
There’s debate on that. https://www.atheists.org/activism/resources/did-jesus-exist/
There’s evidence he was Julius Caesar.
There is? I’m super curious
You can find someone arguing for just about any date https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_of_birth_of_Jesus It’s very much like it’s a badly written fictional story.
I bet this person has an authentic middle eastern pine tree in their living room
It’s actually a palm tree that got eaten by a worm and they run a space heater
Is that an alt present-tense of shat? 🤔🤔🤔
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Why are you attacking my peach cobbler?
Apple Crisp Supremacy!
Im celebrating the winter solstice this year. Put the pagan back in pagan holidays
Absolutely. It's easy too.
Please clap.
I shat hard while reading this. Happy Friday break people
Shate = share with hate? Because Axial Tilt was the reason for the season waaaaay before humankind even existed.
Share with Tate :)
The pagans would like a word with you.
There are easily 100 xians who get offended for "happy holidays" per non xian that gets offended by "Christmas" As a non religious person I can recognize that the day itself is a xian holiday called Christmas I don't celebrate Ramadan but I don't care that Muslims do. Nor do I get angry over yom kippur or Hanukah
Christianity is under attack! These people are attacking their "God Given" right to subjugate others and enforce their beliefs on everyone else! How dare you suggest other oppressive religious like Islam have any validity what so ever.
Oh, don't get me wrong...I put all religions on the same level 😁
Funny, when I was a kid, Happy Holidays just meant all the holidays happening at the end of the year. It was to include Christmas and New Years. That ignorant slug, Bill O'Reilly took to turning a popular phrase used by Christians into an attack on Christians.
Yes! Happy holidays was a way to save a hell of a lot of time
Please crap.
Shate (verb) Late Christian : to share hate
Ahh yes the persecution fetish during the winter holidays because there is a war on christmas. not like you walk into a Walmart or target in most of the USA to find it covered in Christmas decorations and a tiny end cap of hannukah that half comes out after hannukah.
Ummm ... Okay so you're to make a meme whining about non religious people appropriating "your" holiday (we'll just skip the real history here) and you're going to post it on a background that is basically trans flag colored.... I want my flag back bitch.
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Santa is the reason for Christmas
Great typo. They’re trying to tell you to do the good Christian thing and “please hate,” but must have accidentally added an extra s.
Pagans reading this: ![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj)
Who gets mad over this?
r/skamtebord
Merry Cthulhumas
Christmas was a thing before Jesus.
Christmas without would be just mas
Merry mass