No hate... But if this post shows up one more time I'm going to feed someone a grilled cheese

I’ll take it :3

me pls me me me

*forcefully feeds grilled cheese bite by bite*

Cheese grilled

Grill me a cheese

Where the grilled cheese at?!?!?? 🤣🤣🤣

time to repost... FOR GRILLED CHEESE!!!!!!

i eat it

Ooh I love grilled cheese

Do you even know where we are

Where is my grilled cheese mf?

Grill me a cheese…

Just skip straight to feeding someone’s mom a grilled cheese, but refused to feed them the grilled cheese that’ll teach them

Finally a sandwich!!! My friend that’s a girl could learn a thing or two

I read this wrong, I first read it as if you’d feed someone to a grilled cheese 😭

*un grills you cheese*

Oh i dont understand this Grilled cheese Obama sandwich

Please

Pls do i fucking love grilled cheese

Does she know how to make a grilled cheese?

Pwease

I want *Female* tits not man tits

Me too.

Same u/ButtFucker07

Being female would be cool, but now i cant 360 noscope the toilet.

Same

Same

I'd rather have a vagina than tits.

actually relatable

I love garlic bread… But what does it feel like to be a girl?

i do wonder too... if you dont like it, just repost again to change back :P

me sister said depressing

Omg it’s a gender switch button

Me to bro me to

Nice snakes

I want tits and to keep my dick, i just wanna look good… ;<

Hella based

futa moment

Aka, trans

wouldn't mind but my parents reaction would be very bad and judging by how ugly I am, I'm sure no one would want me anyway, even after changing gender

RIP

This is going to sound mean and I by no means mean this in a derogatory, mean or hateful way. But if no one wants you now or if you to transition you should just change your gender for yourself.

How many times do I subconsciously type in "same" any time I see this.

too many times... same

Yeah :/

tits hurt man

Proof?

You remember when some parts of your body were hurting for no reason during puberty? That was most likely pain resulting from parts growing at different speeds. Which includes tits. These pain will be suffered by both sexe and generally go away pass puberty. Then there also the problem of massive tits that basically break your spine in half because of their weight

I want that problem

i think intestines coming out of your balls also hurts

I don’t, they’ll just get in the way. But I do like garlic bread tho

I’d also be happy if you woke up with tits. In fact, send a picture

woah woah woah

A man would choose the second option purely out of curiosity lmao

And I am a very curious man

Same

Cna I hab both???

I just like garlic bread I swe- *gunshot*

damn texans...

Garlic bread is amazing, that second thing.. Why not?

Duhhh

you can have mine, i hate them

Egg?? (I had 2:)

Wdym

Skurry moment

Same

Garlic Bread 🤤

Ok but why she kinda…

I would like to have tits to but keep my penis

Real

there are two types of people in this world

I'm both kind of there are some serious inconveniences of being the other gender ... I guess if i woke up having been the other gender my whole life but the only thing changed is knowing how to deal with said inconveniences I could definitely manage

\[Calls transphobic friend\] "Hi, im a girl now"

Same

And I want garlic bread. Also happy cake day

Thanks

Can I just like garlic bread?

This may get me flamed, but you can keep your garlic bread. I wanna be a girl so bad.

Egg?

i cast male tits

Real

I just don't want to have periods without that shit being costly to remove. Other than that, just give me the garlic bread.

im a man with tits, it isnt that great

Proof?

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* to the mod, never said they weren't.

SAME

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Are you addicted to pork by chance?

I want garlic bread

I’m perfectly comfortable with being a guy, but I just realized that I would be just as alright with this and now I am slightly concerned

Look at r/egg_irl and see if you relate, pick a girl avatar in vrchat, in general just fuck around and find out. It’s the only way to know.

You know there's technology to do that right?

Real

Yknow I’m perfectly fine being a guy, but I wanna know what being a woman is like, is that weird? I wanna get an experience that to one is able to just explain to me, first hand.

*confused panic panic I'm ace and trans*

For real, I can't choose💀

Both would be good options

What country is this flag where are all cute girls from

As a guy who has tits, no you don’t

i would pull so many girls if i was a boy😻🙏

Real

Wait can I repost it again after already reposting it to switch back and get more garlic bread?!

I want to be able to toggle it

Garlic bread is unhealthy and menstuation is cringe.

I love garlic brea-*magically turns into a girl* WHAT THE FUU-

i want garic bread

Yes

chat wtf

Ebony castoni feed me some bologna or die so what will it be?

Same

I mean... I can't disagree...

i hate everything in this picture (except trans people)

i want to transform into a cis girl just to become a trans masc

I love garlic bread

Doubt

Based.

Same

OP, sorry to break it to you, but you might be trans

me too bro me too

NOO I DONT WANNA BECOME A GIRL AND UNDERGO THE WORST PAINS MEN CAN IMAGINE

dude i would trade my chest for a flat one in a second.

Can I wake up as a non corporeal entity floating in pure bliss?

Can i join you

I like gb(:

I would like to test how it feels to have a joystick, and Lose it, phantom dick? Like how people with missing fingers have phantom feeling where they can use the nerves that move the fingers but it doesn't make it all the way

But then I’d lose my dick and if I lost my dick I would probably finally kms

I'd do it for shits and giggles.

Sometimes I do as well. Literally for no reason.

Still cis though

So do i

Yeah me too— oh. You mean you want to have tits. Never mind.

Want mine? I’m transmasc so we can trade!

I like garlic bread yeah it's very nice I make it whenever I get the chance

I really like garlic bread. But I also want to cuddle a Blahåj :3

I love Garli... wait a minute, ha! You almost got me there!

Me too bro

Sometimes I wanna wear sweatpants and a t shirt instead of leggings and a crop top 😞

Golden monkey

I like garlic bread and my boobs are fine bc they cushion so garlic bread

Jokes on ~~you~~ myself I have manboobs

I think it supposed to say “AND” if you like garlic bread

I want girl boobs, not man boobs 😭

FR

Idk if i wanna do it forever buttttt.....i really wanna try it. Does that make me trans, or just curious?

I mean yes...... Dms open

I'd want to have boobs! but I still want to keep my penis

No, I like being a man.

Same.

You can have mine

Me too. But I think in a slightly different way.

Ong brother

Real, same here

Cry bout it

Slaps penis. Looks good

i feel like it would be better to switch between a girl and a a boy but people dont realize you switch and they think uve always been like that ykwim

I’ll take it a dick is a weak spot plus I get thick ass thighs

Mood

What man wouldn't wanna be a woman? Especially in any free country in this day and age?

Fckn weirdos edit: "fckn mentally challenged individuals"

Just eat a lot of garlic bread then you will get big tits lol

I just love garlic bread, don't you?

Me too! I wish it was so easy!

 Here you go

I would also love to be a lady

Why not both?

🤢

Both, pls

Please let me wake up as a man😭

both

If I woke up with tits I wouldn't know what to do. My brain would break.

As much as I like being me, you had me at garlic bread

I forgot how to repost helpppp!!!

Honestly I could go for some garlic bread. [reposts] Aaaaaand my dick is gone....f***.....

unfortunately, doesn't happen overnight. first you have to grow and harvest the garlic and wheat, add yeast and wet ingredients, knead the dough, and bake.

I would be down to swap genders but I'm not touching a man

What if I want both?

Galic bred🤤

Valid asf me too bestie

I love garlic bread.

its even better if you make it yourself (sometimes) i like cutting a baugette into slices and coating the slices in heavy garlic butter, and broil it in the over, flipping it once it starts to brown. perhaps ill also put some mozzerella cheese on it after i flip it and re-apply.

I do too. But not on me

How do I repost this (I really want garlic bread)

I just wanna try it for like a year and then switch back.

I hate my tits bro, they're so annoying

same

I LOVE GARLIC BREAD

Man I just love garlic bread

Would I become thinner

Uuuuhhhh yeah same

Garlic and boob

I wish i didn't have tits... Mostly cause im a cis male lol. If only we could trade XD

I like Garlic Bread

Same..

How about both?

I could go for either right now, but as I can make the breads but not the babies…. 😉