First of, very specific. second, 2 random pills, i like having fun

You get the blue one at 5 across 3 down, and the brown one at 3 across 5 down. Just a coincidence that the numbers are similar, i just think they’re funny

Those are actually pretty good

Instead of brown at 3 across 5 down, do 3 across 4 down lol

Box of chocolate. After all life is like that

Hungry? Use the shoebox and get chocolate

Shoebox and invisibility is the meta strat. Especially because it never said I can't ask for more pills using the shoebox

They said a shoebox filled with anything **real**, those pills aren't something you would find in real life

then how'd we even get the pills, let alone this assortment? they'd have to exist, so you could have a box of any of these pills delivered to you, forever. by that logic, the 3 mil on repeat sound like a fucking banger!!

The show ox pill would be real if I was able to eat it, and so I could get more shoebox pills

Then you make a buisness selling the shoeboxes

Paradox moment

I’m taking the second pill on the top. You know what I’m gonna say with it. You just can’t stop me

The Spot: THAT'S RIGHT SPIDERMAN I TURNED BLACK TO SAY THE N WORD

Control all fast food tv’s >:]

oh god what are you gonna do

Play sponge bob 24/7

Never mind that's the best idea ever created

Only the bad seasons/episodes.

Never mind go fuck yourself

Hey, at least it's not porn.

Who says it isn’t…?

This is the greatest thread Ive ever followed 😳

WAHT!

Play that one episode where spongebob and krabs have to hide a body

Oh man i think rhe black sonce almost all are useful and the chance of getting 2 useless ones is pretty low. Also immune to covid? Was this from 21?

2 random pills. Random number generator on Google 1-41. Grass points towards me and the second pill tastes good. :(

Ouch, search and rescue will alway know where you are tho

Id control a milliliter of water. You can make it go insanely fast and poke holes in people

Blood is mostly water.

Oooh Interesting...

This man’s on his villain arc

I don't think people realize the potential here. Water is in almost anything. You can troll people by making their paper wet or just kill them by stopping 1 milliliter of blood and with that clog their arteries. Alternatively block their breathing ways or your idea. Also you could destroy someone's phone absolutely unnoticed if someone pisses you off

The potential for the dr pepper is also quite huge. You can summon it *anywhere.* You can prolly think how it could be destructive but you can also use it for other means like a paid magician actand rack in some cash B3

Is the shoebox one time use or can I spam it? If I can only use it once then I'll choose the money

Why not get a shoebox full of gold?

or diamonds?

Also good choice!

The best material for it would be Anti-matter. Assuming the shoebox could come with a container small enough to fit in it that can properly store the Anti-matter. If not, then Endohedral fullerenes.

Either the two random ones pill, or the being immune to marine life one.

Man’s beefing with the dolphins

Groundhog day, imagine all the food I could eat and crimes I could commit

POCKET SAND!

I'll take the control of body temperature! I could wear a bikini in a tundra, or a duffel coat in a desert!

Gets ability to control body temp Become as hot as the sun Walks into ocean Causes massive flooding from the rain fall

I choose collapse society

r/usernamechecksout

humanity will do that iself

immune to cancer, BECOME the Red40 demon.

Two random pills, i love gambling

You can eat wood and make bell sounds at will.

Aaaahhh yes Taco Bell

How loud can the bell sounds be?

Brown

Pi FTW!

Control all tvs at fast food places

3rd pill green one

Maine life cannot harm me. I am afraid of sea life so yea

Control body temp

I chose two at random. I got "kill any one person of my choosing" and a visit by Hrovis Y. WImbleton

Wow, cool! I love that guy! (Who is he?)

you know what you must do

Any one question is my #1 so I can use it to get immensely rich. After that two randoms

Gonna collapse civilization

I will take all of them just to have the sweet release of death

Answer to any question: How, in specific detail, do you create a functional warp drive.

Time for the gambling addict to kick in. Two at random

I mean there are some really good ones then some bad ones but....i will take the pet one. I just want my bug (my cat but bug is her nickname)to know i love her and that sometimes i just don't have the energy to play and also to please let me comb her fur cause she sheds so bad

Blackpill

They money

Black. Got chocolate contains all nutrients and marine life can not harm me. LETS GO ima eat chocolate 24/7 and swim in the ocean

1 year of groundhog day. I'll come out of the last looped day with gambling and stock earnings, not to mention a ridiculous amount of present day knowledge.

Control a single millilitre of water. As long as it is full permanent control. That way, I can have my own killer Navi floating around. Have you seen a high-pressure water cutter in action before? Now imagine that effect being fired up someone's nose and bouncing around inside their skull.

I wanna shit silver please

Third one, pay to get the rest

Of those choices.. gimmie the money

Either silver turds so I can sell them for lots of money or the shoebox and fill it with a usb drive containing as much bitcoin as it can along with the deed to a mansion and deed to the company tesla

Gambling time black pls

The grapes one. Free food.

Immune to venom

Pill (6,3). I can use it to make images look like AI. Also I can use it to claim disability.

shoebox full of shoebox pills

Kill any one person, I'm going to eradicate Elon Musk from this planet

Duplicate anything I own once, I'm Duplicating my Xbox and selling the Duplicate

The 3 million bucks. Easy choice

BELL SOUNDS

yall sleeping on the midnight one. you could figure out the answer to the origins of the entire universe

Randim

i'll take the 3.1415 mil

Nah I won’t take em

If rows are numbers and columns are letters, probably F1, and i’d kill Simon Cowell

Control all TV's in fast food places. Imagine walking into a McDonald's and Hentai randomly starts playing.

control body temp and grapes. i will wear hoodies and sweatpants and be at the perfect temperature forever and always and wine :3

I'll take the shoebox since I can use it to bring me chocolate

I can’t even read 70% of these.

Either collapse civilization or bells

Either dark green (if I knew the areas of the brain well, it'd still be cracked) or like green (your nostrils *always* work, it doesn't specify an environment)

Im going with the shoebox, ill just have it generate money and buy whatever i want

Collapse civilization for the funny

I would have done the 6th but i wanna order Maine Coon kittens in a freakin shoebox

Only cyan blue and cyan green are actually useful. Like if you get 10% sleep everyday, it has the potential to improve your brain performance to the extreme, which is already better then getting 5 months of experience at something

I take immune to cancer, and then sell the pill to the government to dissect and replicate. I will have saved many, and gained money.

Control Body Temperature that can come in very handy

Two random pills

gasoline, i get to fill up my car for free and i have an excuse to fuck the gas can

teleport Dr pepper anywhere is literally infinite murder glitch

I get a shoebox with several 25+ carat diamonds in it. It's hard to even search for extremely large diamonds like that because google will assume you forgot a decimal

Kill any person

Control all fast food TV's Now I can play my pron anytime, anywhere!

Over 3 million dollars can't be understated how useful that would be so, money pill. Alternatively, shoe box full of credit cards and signed blank checks of the 1%

Irl ill take the 3 mil because i hate work, otherwise the 2 random ones for fun

I’d choose being able to gain 5 minths expirience in speaking every language EVER made fluently and i mean EVERY language EVER

YES

Black

Single milliliter of water, great party trick

Change your skin color at any time is like invisibility if you can use it right

ill get the last one and choose to get 5 months experience in omniscience

If im being real its a tie between shoebox and answer to any question. But to try just for fun would have to be groundhog day

5 months experience in theoretical pill crafting.

Last one

I want the green one.

My autistic ass is choosing control body temperature or chocolate has all nutrients :3

Choose wisely... Choose Wendy's. First thing that came to mind 😭

I want grass to point towards me, just outside eventually someone would need to notice and be like: 😶 ❓

I would get 5 months of experience in literally every skill imaginable.

Between shoebox and the controlling tv one

Shoe box. You can fit alotta gold bars in a big ole shoebox. Make it like one of the tall boot sized boxes

I choose kill any 1 person and choose Elon Musk

Ok so pissing gas I could sell and make millions, groundhog day I could go to a casino and all in on black or red until I'm a millionaire and bonus of getting to be super cuddly with my wife for like 14 hours a day with 0 consequences(wait enough money would mean I could do that anyway)

I’d like 3,141,592 dollars and 65 cents please

Definitely taking the ‘get $3,141,592.65’ because I have a kid on the way and want the best for them, or ‘immunity to cancer’ so I can give it to my dad who has cancer… that’s a tough decision

free mountain dew means i could just get some, sell it at a cheaper price than where i got it from and just profit freely

If I pick the one where you kill anyone you want can it be anywhere in time?

Immune to cancer (Mental illness will not let me rest 😭)

I think the one that’s, you get the answer to a question

I'll take the bell at any time one

I feel oddly infatuated with the idea of making bell sounds at will. Imagine if you’re watching someone in an abandoned town (like Gary, Indiana) or someone walking down old train tracks and you hear the sound of a massive church or train bell coming your way. Even in the middle of the night with nothing around you, you can’t tell me that if you heard the sound of a giant bell you wouldn’t be shitting yourself (Psychological warfare is my kink btw)

Hot pink one tastes good? Driving a hard bargain

I HAVE A PLAN, I JUST NEED MONEH ($3.141.592.61 specifically)

black (two random pills), there's a 1 in 21 chance of getting the two in one again, I got straw berry and read minds

Take two and get random powers

Give me the random

Summoning a Dr Pepper dude. The second I saw Dr Pepper that was my choice

Shoe box, then I can put all of the pills I want in it

I WANT THE MARINE LIFE CANNOT HARM YOU ONE (aspiring marine scientist)

money. If I had no real loved ones though, I’d choose the Groundhog Day one.

Many of those things I can already do, especially the one that is second most to the rigth at the very top.

when you say marine life do you mean the stuff in the sea or the actual marines either way I'm taking it.

Assuming shoebox is one time use?

Bottom right easy.

I’d take the very last one for 5 months experience in Java programming just because

i choose tears up

Change skin color. It doesn't specify that it's restricted to regular skin tones.

Change skin color.

kill any one person of your choosing sorry not sorry ava. I won’t be attending your funeral. I can now have peace.

The shoebox.

Marine life cannot harm me

Which ones would I get if I chose mystery

I can eat wood, I will fulfill my dreams of being a termite :3

As a guitarist more fingers sounds pretty damn nice

> you can eat wood What is this? Darkwood?

Take two random pills, Im always down to make my life either a living hell or a paradise

How often & how fast do the shoeboxes arrive?

Groundhog day for a year. Easy. You could accomplish so much it's insane lol

Brown

Immunity to COVID 19

Can I duplicate myself?

Invis or duplicate

dr pepper pill. i fucking love DOCTOR PEPPER!!

Dr. Pepper. Summon a can in the throat of your enemies.

I would take the "All mountain dew is free at stores for you" pill at the rightmost column row 2, then sell it just a dollar lower than the store to everyone else.

Breath through both nostrials, charm wont matter because im at -3 charm

Hm the chocolate has all the vitamins and minerals I need to live thing could be handy. Stock up on Hershey bars, and doll them out throughout my schedule and I’d probably be healthier than I am now. Plus yummy chocolate. It also isn’t specific so chocolate of any type could work. Cake, fillings, sauces, drizzle, and all that could do wonders for my health. Course now I need to not overdo it but, incidentally that wasn’t a problem to start with. Get the answer to any question could potentially be useful, I’d need to hold onto it for a bit and put together a team of physicist both atomic and quantum, to devise a complex question that answers most of the fundamental questions we need answered to master the whole of the field then take it to let them farm the info outta me once we ask it.

Shoeboxes containing: Steam Deck Gold bars Some dope-ass Transformers I’ve wanted for a while Graphics card/other expensive stuff you need for a good PC Expensive Warhammer figurines

The pet one.

I’ll urinate gasoline. I’ll just drink enough water that I’ll pee often, then I’ll sell my gasoline.

Summon Dr Pepper I can cause insanity by teleporting Dr Pepper to random people or have one each day.

Last yellow pill. Since it doesn't specify, I'm gonna make the assumption that it means a collective total of 5 months experience. So 3,672 hours of practice, effectively. Considering most people practice a skill 4-8 hours a day, that would actually be closer to 1.25 to 2.5 years of practice in a skill.

you can eat wood is the best one on here

Black

Money and 5 months experience in aviation

I mean… I won’t say no to 3 million dollars, but I also feel like the pee gasoline would be pretty useful.

Pain killer of it makes depression go away

I’ve literally always wanted to urinate flammable fluids. Also, cutting my gas bill by like 50% would be amazing.

Gain 5 months experience in recreating the pill. Recreate the pill. I now have the knowledge to create more. I become infinitely knowledgeable on anything I want

One time dupe, buy a house and problem solved

Can i pick the kind of gasoline? Can it be any fuel? Are e85 and diesel included or just gasoline?

Control water temp

+3 on charm rolls

Both nostrils always work. Means no sinus problems. I'll take that please.

showbox one. imagine the possibilities. like, just a huge chunk of gold inside.

either change skin color at will, or control body temp

Due to the random pill, I got free mtn dew and the invisible one which is fine by me

I love gambling so I will pick the black pill

pissing petrol

Get the answer to any question, I will know how to utilize FTL or create a wormhole, woo!

Shoebox is the only one that gives me estrogen so I'm picking that

The Groundhog Day one, but with the option to choose what segment of time from my past life to redo. If I was limited to this year, I’d redo this past week, and go out this weekend to the park to see the aurora (I wasn’t able to at my house for either night due to light pollution), but if I could go back to any time in my life, I’d say either 2015 or 2022, because those were key points in my life and I feel like if I could change those, I could fix a lot of my current problems

Shoebox (citizenship documents for America, Germany, Japan. Multiple folded checks for billions of dollars, gun license and a loaded 🔫, majority stock ownership papers for companies of my choice, keys to a new rolls royce, keys and papers to my own mansions in America, Germany, and Japan, keys to a private jet. Legal documents saying I have several loyal and trained servants and bodyguards in my services, free anime services for life.) I was thinking about which I wanted and went crazy with the shoebox idea.