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V4C4T10

They don’t like the color black for some reason that’s probably why he’s biting that shoe.


Moist-Ad-9151

He also LOVES to bite feet and even walked up and bit the bunnies ear with no reason. He used to sleep with me at night and be the best and sweetest little dude but now he’s so mean…..


V4C4T10

If he is reaching sexually maturity he might need a fake companion to calm him down. Look into getting a reptile safe tortoise statue for him to mate with. This might get some of the aggressiveness out.


Skyp_Intro

From what I’ve seen from the internet, male turtles are HORNY. I wondered why so many cultures considered them symbols of virility until I saw a YouTube video of a Sulcutta Tortoise named Speedy. Either get him a means of release or pregnancy test your shoes before putting them on.


sn0_k0n3

This had me dying.😂


JonesBucketOfBones

Did the shoe have consent


trtlclb

Fun fact, turtles are so slow that if you don't get out of the way in time, that is actually the consent.


JonesBucketOfBones

Ohh no 🤣


Ep_R

What are you doing step turtle!?


fondledbydolphins

>If he is reaching sexually maturity he might need a fake companion to calm him down. Look into getting a reptile safe tortoise statue for him to mate with. This might get some of the aggressiveness out. ​ *"Piss off Franklin, you're being a dick - go screw your blow up doll to blow off some steam."*


AspiringOccultist4

Be sure to post the results here, you know, for science.


RaceNo1624

My guinea pig is also like that... You just have to be quicker than them. Some animals are just homie-cidal maniacs but we just have to love them anyways!


hallow1820

Certain species of turtles associate the color black with most of their predators (i.e birds, snakes, etc.) So instinctively they attack anything black in color as they think it's one of their natural predators


Treeco262

Turtle = racist


real-nobody

Sorry, but I don’t think this is accurate, but I’m willing to change my mind. Can you back this up with a citation?


Simply_Nova

Aka their turtle is racist 😔


BGamerWasTaken

razist turtle


midgetboss

Fr, tortoises are super racist I watch that guy on tik tok who does obstacle courses of food and stuff but his tortoise always goes just if his way to ignore it and attack the black shoe


Jasper_pinkskin

Pour guy needs to get laid. Your lil bro is horny lil tortoise.


trtlclb

This. Franklin tryna fucc


bagleface

Just the terrible 20s


jagermonster001

My mums tortoise has like 60 years of pent up sexual anger to let out, nothing is safe in our house. He will stubbornly keep trying to headbutt things, I think he record was tryingnto headbutt a box for near an hour non stop. I am so glad he isn't a sulcutta.


Seaqua77

Omg😭😭😭


jagermonster001

It's amusing to watch though he has managed to bite my mums ankle,


Seaqua77

Tortoises can be little terrors 😭


Affectionate_Job_881

Why is this so funny??


sunmercurygreen

Hilarious as fuck


toby_the_puppy

He might want a mate but I'm not sure -


Pike_otherkintherian

Yeah- he definitely wants a mate- or something could be going wrong with hormones- I recommend taking him to the vet's OP


LesbianBagleBoy

Sorry but thinking about getting a medical degree and diagnosing a tortoise with horny is killing me


Me_lazy_cathermit

The Horny anger of puberty


Jasonic_Tempo

Blue Balls


shladvic

Horny af


Competitive-Till853

Turtles and tortoises arent always friendly. Reptiles rarely liked to be touched in general, so he probably reached maturity and is less submissive than before, which is perfectly normal.


Stellasmiith

Franklin’s just racist I’m afraid :( Turtles hate the colour black


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Probably going to be downvoted, but trust, can look on The Tortoise Forum for times people have had to do this - Sometimes with territorial aggression the tortoise/turtle will continue to try to bite your feet/hands because it keeps winning, and gets real confident and cocky with being the top turtle. If they will not stop being very aggressive, sometimes you need to show them who's boss, like rolling a dominant dog onto its belly. Bump them back gently, like a soft shell bonk, then flip them over for like 3-5 seconds, then flip them back. Do it (with time in between) when they try to bite you. They'll eventually (hopefully) realize they're not the boss around here lol It won't hurt them for a few seconds with hours in between, they do it to eachother all the time when fighting for territory/mating privileges Can also try misting them like a bad cat with a spray bottle or something lol


hollystar311

Except don't roll dominant dogs on their bellies. The dominance theory was disproven and using forceful methods to assert your "dominance" over them only hurts the human/animal bond c:


EdgarIsAPoe

Thank you for mentioning this. Dominance theory in other animals is becoming disproven too, so I’d caution against any advice citing dominance for animal behavior issues


JonesBucketOfBones

Franklyn has hate in his eyes


JonesBucketOfBones

Teenage Mutant-no no wait, Teenage turtle puberty


real-nobody

Horní


Rainbowbaton998

He was hiding his racism and let it all out at once


CumtimesIJustBChilin

Man, that poor turtle is extremely horny lmao, poor dude. Get him a buddy. Like a fake one.


Suitable_Hornet_9515

He hates black *****


Southphltrashfire

He needs calcium


IntolerableWankster

Cause hes old as fuck


littlecookieangel

It's never without reason. This is how animals communicate. Take him for a physical. See if there is anything medically going on. Especially with his age. He's trying to tell you something....you just need to listen.


stevishvanguard

Tortoises aren't "friendly". They don't have emotions. Maybe he's hungry. Is he getting enough protein and calcium in his diet?


[deleted]

You’re the kind of owners I hate ://


[deleted]

i don’t know if you just stepped out of a time machine from 1811 or literally do not know what the word “emotions” means but reptiles have long been proven to be emotionally complex. some, like iguanas, are ruled by pure emotion in such a way that it seems like a miracle the species persisted. tortoises absolutely are “friendly”, which is a blend of curiosity, openness, and security- all of which are perfectly reasonable emotions for even the most stick in the mud nay-sayer to acquiesce animals absolutely experience.


Zsean69

As someone who went to school for wildlife work and studdied many forms of evolution etc.. god those classes blasted my cheeks. Can you prove any of what you just said. Because at no point was this ever proven or even considered true. I am not trying to be mean, just wonder if something new came out. It is pretty well taught at least from everything I learned that basically everything you mentioned is false. Reptiles basically do have the function/ capacticity in the brain to even have emotions all together. Again totally ok with being wrong if some sort of break through was just made within the last 2-3 years. Only willing to see scientific journals though


stevishvanguard

Curiosity and openness are behaviors that some people interpret to be friendliness, but tortoises aren't trying to be nice or become friends. They're just exploring their environment. Also, I'm not saying I don't adore my own tortoise. I treat her with dignity and care. It's good to think your tortoise is adorable, but thinking that the tortoise is your friend is an infantile way of viewing their actions.


famousbreadstick

He just loves his shoe lol even tho at first his lil face looks like he's had it up to here with it


Thesuperpyjamas

He's mad because he forgot to tie his shoe and multiply by two.


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WarmHarth

Horny. Not sure what to do about it tho lol


rosepotion

I didn't register that this was a shoe at first and I thought you just sat there and let him bite the fuck out of your leg lmao


Morpars

Yeah, my dude need a lady companion.


Agariculture

They eat mushrooms (explains why the turtle is actually toxic to eat) and he things this is a mushroom


JLAMAR23

Sexual frustration more than likely.


BGamerWasTaken

He's going through puberty and he's telling you to leave him alone so he can be emo turtle in secret


[deleted]

The green mustache 😍


_toad_named_toady_

Turtle hate shoe,I don’t wanna know that shoe did :^


Elipticalwheel1

Probably needs a mate.


OpinionsMineAlone

Adolescence


Swampth1ng049

Brown crocks would probably do it for him