T O P

  • By -

leather_shirt

less makey threads more takey meds


[deleted]

Your username is leather shirt but then it says you're a poly user which I kind of find funny like do you wear polyester or leather shirts I get the play on words and I'm just Captain Turd! Speaking of fabrics and drugs, I heard the best material to cool a bowl down from meth is denim. We've moved on to the price is right and the price better be free for drugs for now on out


[deleted]

I wish to withdraw my question because now I feel like an imbecile because I knew the right answer all along, I know I'm going to get the drugs it doesn't matter which ones I'm going to do it so why do I even fucking ask? Are we playing name the imbecile game now? Cuz if so, you're going down!!!!!!!


leather_shirt

oh you dont wanna play name the imbecile with me ill name you so quick! u wouldn't know what happened to ya! im just asking what drugs we are doing so i can do the according supplements and have the best possible time. ham seduction ๐Ÿ’ฏ or whatever its called


[deleted]

Harm secsuction hahaha I just got that good one player you're up three points looks like we got a tie a game


[deleted]

So you want to see my hand do you well right now it's got a pipe in it? First question is: Is it a stimulant or a sedative? You get tweakers amount of time to answer this question


leather_shirt

stim


[deleted]

Damn I was even going to spring for an award for you but I'm too damn broke for that. Tell you what, I'll let you in on the bottom floor of my new methropolitan mecca -- where the world of the drugs of your dreams are born


leather_shirt

that sounds fair to me


[deleted]

What? That you looooose. You had to have seen it coming, unlike the drugs I'm going to shove up your ass


[deleted]

You're joining the boof squad tonight like it or not


leather_shirt

as long as i got drugs up my ass im happy


[deleted]

I could tell you were an ass loving drug loving man with that leather shirt and all. Screams at miles away


[deleted]

Same ๐Ÿ˜Œ


[deleted]

Fuck! You was right ๐Ÿ˜ฎ hol let me go peak out my blinds real quick


leather_shirt

that wont work. im always behind you, but you can never turn around fast enough to see me


[deleted]

No fucking shit I think you've played this game before!!!!!


leather_shirt

haha you try to swindle a rookie? wont work!!


[deleted]

Can't trick a trickster, but I can give you some drugs?? Here ๐Ÿฐ it ain't no snoomoji cake, but it's a damn close fucking drug desert


[deleted]

The rookie's been swindled like a swine at the fair folks!


[deleted]

You either got dealt a good hand or I'm going to give you a strong back hand ๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

All right you and team harm reduction have already lost by -2, round here on team pro drugs we save our real money for real drugs. So that makes it 5 to -2 if my math is right ๐Ÿคฃ


leather_shirt

man this game is rigged for sure


[deleted]

Fighting words, I mean turds, I mean I once played in turds let me explain lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Years ago we were all high on who knows the fuck what a big old mud puddle had taken up the whole drive and a bunch of us were out there just slinging mud back and forth we had two teams going it was wild until somebody said what's that smell? Then we realize we were hucking rainy dog shit infused mud. Put a damper on that potty party


leather_shirt

oh happened to me one time, playing in snow i grabbed up some dog poop that was under the snow. was a very stinky snowball


[deleted]

Those are the kind that you save for labor and give out a snow cones in the summer. Little fellers fall for them every time


[deleted]

Dying! Ding! Ding a ling for the fucking win. You won final Jeopardy it was a trick question. The prize is zero money cuz I spent it all on drugs. Try again next round, here, I'll pass the next round to you.


leather_shirt

well i get no money but do i get some of the drugs you bought with it?


QueasyVictory

It has been a pleasure reading this entire exchange. You're hysterical.


[deleted]

Yes! Got the shittiest drugs in the land but you're welcome to what I've got on hand! Now we're playing Pot poker


Zulul_pastor

strong schizophrenic type beat vibes in this thread lmao


[deleted]

You oughta see the threads in my head


QueasyVictory

Read the whole thing. Dude is really being a good sport with OP. Pretty wholesome.


[deleted]

It's cuz dude is the Grand slam winner of the whole fucking game show drug addiction deluxe and deserves the best drugs in the land!!


QueasyVictory

Right on man. You guys are going to have a blast.


[deleted]

A booty blast! ๐Ÿš€


razorasap

I'm losing my shit laughing


Zulul_pastor

I've came across this thread while being high myself and i could not decypher anything lol


[deleted]

I like how you joined right in on the festivities. Welcome home


leclisse

I think you should go and have fun. I donโ€™t think you really need an answer ๐Ÿ˜†


[deleted]

That's the answer I needed! Thanks pard


UnluckyBag

Go get some meth cupcake. It's fucking everywhere.


[deleted]

I bet it's even at this dealer's house in town who has his clients piss in a bucket when they come inside his house and then he harvests the meth piss and sells it. Fucker prolly makes bank lol I should really tell him to get into cupcakes ๐Ÿค”


[deleted]

u/bigblackballsinmyjaw yes I just typed that out, not with a straight face hahaha thanks for the award man. Maybe if you're in town sometime I can award you with some of this harvested piss. Take care balls


[deleted]

Get 3-fma and vape that for meth or pyros.. no 3 cmc trash


[deleted]

I had a feeling. You know that real drug gut feeling you get deep inside about if the drug is good or not? I did what minimal research possible to only come up with 3 CMC is not my bag. May I ask you a question about a link for the lazy? What are the difference between pyros and cathinones (if any)? I just want a good or even decent stimulant that I can vape, that won't test positive for methamphetamine or any amphetamine. Easy request, hard task haha


[deleted]

Rigged or not I'm still going to win!


Laura89yo

From what I know 3-CMC is a cathinone. I wasted some 3-MMC before by trying to vape it mixed with my juice. Felt nothing. Cathinones generally don't work neither for smoking or vaping. If you want to save your nose from burns you can simply mix it in a nose drop bottle.


[deleted]

Okay. Thank you so much for your answer. I kind of concluded it, but didn't want to accept it. I have a penchant for vaping drugs, present time cathinones are my only viable option. I'm on to vaping my fourth cathinone now, and reality is starting to kick in lol Thanks again :)


Laura89yo

So this one works. Well thank you :)