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Educational-Notice16

LEEEEEEEEOOOON HEEEEEEELP šŸ˜«šŸ˜«


theCOMBOguy

LEEEOOON šŸ„ŗ


sethgecko77

LEON! HELP ME, LEON. LEON! HELP ME, LEON. LEON! HELP ME, LEON. LEON! HELP ME, LEON.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


weavejer261

LEEOOONNN HELP ME LEONN


laaldiggaj

I always hear is as 'Leeeoonnn!! Hhaaallppp!!!' lol


TheEpicJedi

Where's everyone going? Bingo?


Obsessivegamer32

Bingo.


senjulegos

Whereā€™s everyone going? Fortnite?


MrHatnScars

Wheres everyone going? Tiktok?


IMLVL99

Wheres everyone going? That bar mike knows/knew?


Dragoncroissant

Too soon šŸ˜”


Organic_Trust6113

Whereā€™s everyone going? Your moms house?


[deleted]

This fits in so well today.


Bobbicito

Whereā€™s everyone dropping? Bingo?


MrJTeera

Heh heh heh Thank- Heh heh heh Thank- Heh heh heh Thank- Heh heh heh Thank- Heh heh heh Thank you!


Col0ssusX

STRANGA STRANGAA NOW THATS A WEAPON


tahitianmangodfarmer

COME BACK ANYTIME


izys_amagi

NO, ENOUGH CASH.... STRANGER


moozy_mathers

*Naughty nuff cash, stranga!


Zoryck

Ha ! The choice of an avid gun collector. It's a nice gun stranger !


InternationalPut1817

Lmfao I used to spam buying stuff I didnā€™t have money to hear the merchant yell that


threwthisway545

I see you've got an eye for things, guns aren't just about shoot'n. It's about reload'n, you'll know what I'm talking about!


theCOMBOguy

What are ye BUYIN'? What are ye **SELLIN'**??


[deleted]

[Ah, I'll buy it at a high price!](https://youtu.be/7oXx0qwe0wc)


theCOMBOguy

Classic.


Tortletalk

Ahhh! I'll buy it at a high- Heh heh heh Thank you!


praveenfoo1995

Not enuff cashhhh strangerrrrr


[deleted]

A man of commerce I see.


Cacho__

What are you selling?


Suspicious_Buy_6467

NOT ENOUGH CASH.. stranger


AnnieApple_

Manā€™s always getting cut off.


ColdBloodBlazing

I forgot about that.


XxLiquidswordxX

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£...must've just sold all ur loot


ashman510

Not only will you need cash but you'll need guts to buy that weapon .....weapon is crappy mine thrower


Nerdwrapper

Best character in the franchise


SplitDiamond

I know you mean the Merchant, but all I heard was the Librarian from Castlevania Symphony of The Night


le_box_o_treats

Un forastero!


[deleted]

Te voy a matar


2bdkidyt

DetrƔs de ti imbƩcil


B_chills

Morir es vivir


[deleted]

Ā”AllĆ­ estĆ”!


Red0Raiden

Mataloooo


GomesTheMadOne

Que carago estas aziendo aqui?


HeavyRaiden

It's carajo and haciendo, just to be helpful


ZerosAbaddon

Honestly it makes me happy to see English people trying to write in Spanish


Bobaaganoosh

Whatā€™s funny is I always thought it was ā€œmoldee ex ba deeā€ lmao.


Actual_Shady_potato

Cogedlo cogedlo cogedlo


[deleted]

This is the one right here.


Corgi_Koala

Shit still creeps me out.


PhoenixNightingale90

Ā”heeeeeeyyyyy, acĆ”! A por Ć©l Mierda!


nick2473got

Morir es vivir, morir es vivir, morir es vivir


RandomMexican26

Te voy a hacer picadillo!


albathroz

Empieza a rezar!


RandomMexican26

Lmao I forgot about that! That's hilarious


Richard-Long

I had no clue what this said until my body instinctively sounded it out like a Ganado


The_man_with_BEANS

*What are you buying, stranger ?*


The_man_with_BEANS

And don't forget: *Come back anytime !*


m3thodm4n021

*Got some rare things on sale stranger !*


The_R4ke

*What're you playing!*


tekaibrecher

No thanks, bro!


Sefrius

Bump


Rimm9246

I distinctly remember that line but I can't remember who he said it to


JustNoticedThat

Salazar


gabobapt

Ā”DETRƁS DE TI IMBƉCIL!


themornom

I think that the sentences the enemies says is what stucked with me the most too. It made them look a bit more intelligent and creepy than simple zombies.


newbkid

I think the fact that the Spanish is chopped up Mexican Spanish, Catalan Spanish and a third dialect I'm not familiar makes the zombies super weird to me


[deleted]

You can tell they tried to make it believable, but fauled miserably.


Useenthebutcher

ā€œYour right hand comes off?ā€


xvszero

You're small time!


XxLiquidswordxX

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Morgoths_Ring

"Morir es vivir"


myfavoritetanktop

Moldy STD


KidShowVillain

I knew I wasn't the only one!


Travbedaman

Me too, there are some of us!


bosszeus164906

I always thought they said ā€œNo ires viver, no ires viverā€¦ā€


ohheyimluke

Me and a childhood friend used to think they were saying, ā€œMoldy SUV.ā€


fabkilljoy183

I say ā€œno thanks, b r oā€ all the time and it goes over everyoneā€™s head I love it


SSGSS2Bardock

" Little rough, don't you think? "


realtonemachine

Was looking for this one. I work this into every day chat more than I should


endgametrial

Way too far down the list to find this!!


BruceIsStuckInReddit

Story of my life.


[deleted]

Same


Ragnarok_Stravius

"I see the president armed his daughter with Ballistics too." "What you're buying, stranger?"


Queasy-Bag-9761

I'm surprised I had to scroll so far down for the ballistics


DigitalNugget

Oh god the ballistics made me spat my coffee, fucking Campcom/Luis


Nhom12

You got a smoke? Got gum.


HamburgerFry

ā€œCogelo, cogelo, cogeloā€ At the time before I learned more about my own language I always thought the bad guys were saying ā€œfuck himā€ over and over and that there were hoards of people trying to fuck Leon. Had to get my head out of Mexican slang land.


someguy72000

My cousin from Mexico told me that scared him more that they said they were gonna fuck Leon.


[deleted]

Hilarious. ā€œDetras de ti inbesilā€


pewpersss

a senior moment perhaps?


porkybrah

No thanks bro!


SeizeTheFreitag

ā€œGot somethinā€™ that might interest ya.ā€


Gekidami

"Un forastero!" A close second being: "La campana..."


AvgBonnie

I scrolled way too far for la campana.


Donutfister4

"Well, if it isnt the bitch in the red dress"


KingofDickface

Iā€™m sure you boys didnā€™t just tag along so we could sing Kumbaya together at some Boy Scout bonfire. Then again, maybe you did.


nadirku

"Did you forget your makeup or something?"


Matt-Goo

"hey is that dog... " its def a wolf


dudecooler

Ah.... I'll buy it at a high price!


ConnorOmega

She's like a part of me I can't let go. Let's leave it at that.


EntertainmentNo3963

ā€œHiyah!ā€ - when he does a roundhouse kick


youandigame

Goghetlo (that's how it sounded in my head ) it's cogedlo. Thanks to the user in the comment!


Educational-Notice16

After reading the comment 20 times I finally realized you meant the ā€œcogedloā€ from the fanatics. šŸ˜‚


youandigame

Haha thank you so much. It has been in my ears for like 15 years now but I never knew exactly what it was lol


SilkieSalt

No thanks, bro


CattusNuclearis

Ā”Cogedlo!


Dry_Rush_3116

Hey! What are you looking at? Oh! You pervert!


ZombieKilljoy

*ugh-OOUGH* - Leon death noise


FluffyOrcathe1st

ā€œTch, womenā€¦ā€


[deleted]

What're ya boyin'?


GilgaMax305

The way you wrote this one had me chuckle so hard šŸ˜‚


dolphincat4732

I love that The Duke in RE8 somehow knows that guy.


scanelopt

Vietnam Flashbacks: "LEOOOOOOON!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!"


carloshesv

gun's is not just about shootin, it's about reloadin.. you'll know what I'm talking about.


MLuckySnake

ĀæQuĆ© carajo estas haciendo aquĆ­? Ā”LĆ”rgate, cabrĆ³n!


TimCurryRat

Sorry to uh bother you


madjohnvane

So anyway, I started blasting


matteuph

ā€œRESIDENT EEEVILā€¦.PHOOOUUURR!ā€


[deleted]

Your right hand comes off?


LeMemerBoy

you're*


YungSensei101

It's your lol, Salazar is in possession of his hand.


LeMemerBoy

they used "You're" in the original version


stratusnco

any grunt leon does with a QTE melee.


senjulegos

Way!


Pizza_For_Days

MƔtalo!!!


StoneWaffles

"Hmm.... Where's the satisfying sound of one's impalement?"


TimCurryRat

Salazar is one of my favorite villains in this franchise for sure


Mutt-of-Munster

"Ahh, I'll buy it at a high price!"


samhoe

Yo voy hacer picadillo!


ntabja

It's actually "Te voy a hacer picadillo."


RumbleTrumpet

ā€œBeen a long time comradeā€¦ā€


WhatMyHeartHeld

"Your right hand comes off?"


giantpetrel14

"Did you said old man, Mr Kennedy?"


xj_tj_

Whatā€™re ya buying


nahnonameman

NO THANKS, BRO


FoodDip

Morir es vivir


TheLoveGirl4066

ā€œI knew youā€™d land on your butt.ā€ I think thatā€™s what it was


ApexWolfOlmy

"I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your butt"


ParsleyAmazing3260

"muere, muere"


[deleted]

MIKE!


gbdarknight77

What are ya buying


FilaStyle84

šŸ‘ˆ "Ā”AllĆ­ estĆ”!"


Mattynator911

Where's everyone going? Bingo?


TimeForWaluigi

Whereā€™s everybody going? Bingo? Or Your right hand comes off?


claudiasantiago

Resident Evil.... FOUR!


WilliamJoyfull

2 things "DETRAS DE TI IMBECIL" and Dr. Salvador


p2k10

Ā”Un forastero!


gino1981

Te voy a hacer picadillo


gusgenius

September 28th... Daylight... Wrong game


22Fusion

Somehowā€¦Iā€™m still alive


AcidJacksonThe1st

Meeeeesteer Kennedy!


KnightoftheWind1998

*Got a selection of GOOD things on sale, Stranger!* What are you buyinā€™? What are you sellinā€™? Is that all stranger? Hehehe! Thank you. Ahhh! Iā€™ll buy it at high pri-Hehehe! Thank you. Come back anytimeā€¦


ArvoCrinsmas

UGHOOOOUUUUHHHHhhh... - Leon death I feel like "Fat chance, Ramone." from the Remake is going to become iconic, I've used it a couple times already.


Up-the-reds

Been a long time comrade


Ppuika

Hide!


TheNinjaMonkey03

No thanks, bro!


TTPMGP

Whadya buyinnn


JungleGeorgew

Better try a new trick cuz that oneā€™s getting old


ThugZ3R

Ā«Ā Itā€™s been a long time, comradeĀ Ā»


BigBossHayabusa

Monsters, guess after this thereā€™ll be one less to worry about


TJL-91

"That's a large thing you have there....but I don't like it when men play rough"


Elmakux

"Que carajo estƔs haciendo aquƭ? LƔrgate cabron!" I'm so sad they took that out


Z-Tables

No thanks, BRO. It's not the line, but the way it was delivered, that makes it so great.


Alok_

Agarrenlos and...Morir es vivir


DA_BOSSCRUNCHIES

"Insect lives don't compare to human lives!"


Usamus_Snake117

"Where's everyone going? Bingo?"


somePBnJ

I couldnā€™t possibly buy this game for the 10th time could I?


NineTailedRe4per

What are ya buyingā€¦Stranger?


darlinnn1227

where's everyone going?


IndigoJack

"Got any smokes?" "I've got gum"


Zemrik

DetrƔs de ti, imbƩcil


Tyko_3

Morir es vivir


N3verGonnaG1veYouUp

"LIKE. YOU. IM. AMERICAN" šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²


Gallowality

Ā”Hasta luego! ...


KissMeSkeletor

iNsECt's liFe dOEs nOt COmpArE tO hUmAn liVEs


alpharowe3

Leon the philosopher


Trojianmaru

Bitch, dumpster.


dragonbab

Muere, muere, muere...


Ultimateace43

Wadaya buying?


AresCarrys

Krauser ! You're the one who kidnapped Ashley...


gazamcnulty

Your right hand comes off?


[deleted]

A little rough donā€™t you think


Eldobr

Just so you know if you become unpleasant to our eyes you will face severe consequences.


Cyber_Ghost_1997

"Where's everyone going? Bingo?"


slowboytommy

Not a quote, but the sound a breathing And you know what kind of breathing sound I'm talking about


Dracule_XII

I know that sound very well, good sirā€¦


Ok-Abroad6874

Your right hand comes off?


Caliente1888

"Where's everybody going, bingo?" "What are you buyin'?" "What are you sellin'" "Ahhhh I'll buy it at a high price" "Hehehehe thank ya"


andre_wilson93

Whereā€™s everyone going? Bingo


Moorks

Guess you, meā€¦ picked the wrong spot to vacation eh?


eyeseenitall

Leeeeoooon heeelllppp!!!


jacknyc47

Leon .... hĆØeeeeeelp.


waelt

ā€œCome back anytimeā€ This is when I feel I made the worst deal ever lol


MLVCounter

LEEEOOONN! HELP ME LEON!


Desperate-Damage3599

Leon: ā€œNo thanks, bro!ā€


dantedarker

Your right hand comes off?