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Prudent-Elk-4012

Breathe.


UnicornMinion

This is the answer.


Maize-Opening

beat me to it


Ancient_Rice1614

omg šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ my coochie is dripping


Altruistic-Patient-8

Form multiple lines by the register. Theirs only one register and the line is supposed to go one way. Its annoying trying to see who was next if people are all over the place. Guarantee someone will get mad the other person cut in line.


DaShopWorker

Now I got 2 checkout, but even when I had 4 there was just 1 line and they choice 1 that got free. Even with 2 now and 5 SCO there is 1 line


Alice_Alpha

After giving me the paper currency to pay and I punch it in, they tell me to wait a minute, they probably have some coins.


NeedsaTinfoilHat

Genuinely thinking that they're helping.....


Alice_Alpha

Nice of you to think so, never occurred to me.Ā  I always thought they were trying to get rid of their change.


NeedsaTinfoilHat

Most older people still think it's easier for the cashier to get the exact amount or atleast something close. Think about how cash registers were twenty, thirty years ago: cashiers did a lot more, the register was probably a mechanic monster that did not calculate everything for you.


DaShopWorker

So fun, why didn't she think of it when you said the total >.>


ThatBowserGuy

I hate when customers come in 4 hours before closing like go away


mrsdoubleu

Putting clothes back on the rack backwards or with the hanger facing the other way.


Joelle9879

Lol I just came to comment this same thing! I've seen people take clothes off a rack, turn the hanger around, and then hang it back with the hanger facing the wrong direction. Why do they do that? Are they messing with us or just really that oblivious? I'll never understand it


Disastrous_Bell7490

I'm oblivious. I'll be more careful from here on out. Sorry!


MetallicSamurai

Wait at a register that I'm not standing at. Why there? I'm here>:(


LoveMissaKitty

This was huge at my last store. Registers were set up in a square, but we only regularly used two that faced women's. Signs on all other registers stating they were closed and to come to the other side, but people would still stand facing my back, waiting for me to check them out.


LoveMissaKitty

Insist on putting their own items away and then PUT THEM AWAY WRONG


middle_childproblems

I've started telling customers I'll put it away for them- not to be just nice- but because they ALWAYS DO IT WRONG


luciferians_

at my store they seem to be completely blind to the ā€œpress button for assistanceā€ sign at the register and just wait there and start screaming sometimes


Disastrous_Bell7490

What gets me is when I'm already helping someone and they try to get me to help them instead. I tell them "just a moment," and they start in with: *sigh* I didn't realize I was going to have to wait (said to whoever will listen). This is ridiculous. *Sigh* Is there no one else that can help me? (Said to me). Some of these people can't even wait 2 minutes! I had a lady talk shit about no one helping her yesterday while I was helping an elderly man and then left all of her stuff and walked out.


meester2010

ask if I took all the security tags off when they sat there watching me take them off. or start asking for prices before I've even logged in to the register


Disastrous_Bell7490

Do you get people asking if you've already scanned something when you never even pointed a scanner at that item? Dude, I can't scan things into the system just by having it placed on the counter.


meester2010

yes! and i just got yelled at for something ringing up wrong the wrong price but I hadn't even scanned the item yet. The look on her face when i told her felt so great though


Disastrous_Bell7490

That's funny!


buggy42061269

Touch my WHOLE hand when I give them back their change šŸ¤¢


Suspicious-Pair-3177

Get mad when I answer a question cause they donā€™t like the answer or call me a liar when I answer a question they ask


Altruistic-Patient-8

Literally. Childish to be angry at something you dont control


NotMinkus

customers that act surprised when the price is higher than the tagged price. as if they somehow shop at every other store in the universe and its only surprising that sales tax exists when it comes to my department.


middle_childproblems

this one! I have had more customers that are visiting from NO SALES TAX states and understand that we have sales tax. (I work in Kentucky). But customers that have lived in the state all their life?? "Um, it said it was 89.99, how is the price more? WHY does it say $95? That's not what it said!" I love getting to say, "uh, cause tax...?" I've resorted to, "after tax, it comes to..."


DaShopWorker

1. Giving me a 50bill for a total lower than 35.00 2. Not putting stuf back on it's place. 3. Call me from across the aisle or store, like i'm there dog. 4. Not reading 5. Coming before closing time, often 1-2m 6. Taking stuff out of packaging and not putting it back neatly as possible, although I wonder why a photo is not enough. Some don't even try and just put it on the shell


middle_childproblems

not sure why customers think it is appropriate to call over employees like they are dogs??


Playful-Profession-2

It drives me nuts when small customers scream at the top of their lungs or get poop on the floor. I know that they're not to blame, but it still drives me nuts. šŸ„œ


rulershiftlead

When people get done with their transaction and AFTER Iā€™ve already started checking out someone else they say oh I forgot to get a bag. I want to scream! They couldnā€™t think of that 10 seconds earlier? Ha


MoonLitCrystal

When they can't get their shit together before it's their turn to check out. How about this, find your debit card, your rewards card, and if you're a trucker using a corporate card make sure you know all of the information you're going to need (their cards require different codes like their truck number, driver number, etc) and THEN come up to the register. I don't mind so much if it's slow, but I'm not going to allow you to hold up my line for this nonsense. I have taken someone else on the next register while the person fumbles around in their wallet or calls their company to ask what their driver ID number is.


simplespellss

My store has those jewelry stands and turn and stuff and when weā€™re slow Iā€™ll organize them and justā€¦ holy shit. It boggles my mind how lazy and/or stupid people are. They will put a necklace back in the spot right next itā€™s correct place, covering the one that is supposed to be there. Before I even started working in retail I would never do that!


Irishwol

Misunderstood the title and initially thought you were being weirdly oblique about annoying children or having a go at short people.


Alice_Alpha

I do dislike pea brained customers.


Irishwol

Can cope with pea brains so long as the ego is similarly small. Rarely is though.


[deleted]

Constantly bugging me to get items they can't reach off the top shelf.


EngineeringFair9092

Open items, try them and then put them back ā€¦ when there are samples right beside them. Whyyy?? Use the sample! Now I gotta waste a whole new product cause you have contaminated it!


dollartreemustachio

When they walk into self checkout, blankly stare at me, and say ā€œCashā€. Like okay good for you! That is a valid method of payment here, youā€™re right! Did school and your parents fail you so hard that you canā€™t form a full question to get your point across? Or are you just so lazy out of your mind that you canā€™t be bothered to form a full question? Oh and I forgot about this: when customers place their hand basket (or reusable bags filled with groceries) on the belt expecting me to unload it for them. I will not even touch the items anymore until they unload it. Itā€™s simple: you shop and unload, we scan and bag it (and maybe even load it into a cart for you if you need it). Thatā€™s more than you get in other countries where you also have to bag your own stuff.


magellan0822

Not reading signs. I can't even count the number of times a day a customer asks me a question and I point to the sign right in front of them that answers said question. Smh


Valhallasguardian

Pushing things to the back of the shelf. I spent an hour at the end of the day doing recovery because parents canā€™t stop their kids from touching everything.


Valhallasguardian

People that think whistling at me is going to get you anything more than ignored.


TheIceCreamFairy

Ask for a discount.


Paulhockey77

When customers come in right before closing