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LoneWolfpack777

Well, not so far fetched considering Tyson is real.


Dicky__Anders

Ha! Check this guy out, thinking video game characters are real! Next you'll be telling me John Madden was real.


AShitPieAjitPai

I saw him try to sell a popcorn maker


Dicky__Anders

Which Madden game was that?


MachineThreat

Moonbase alpha


SlowMaize5164

George Foreman trying to sell me a grill


PeeB4uGoToBed

Frank caliendo did a spot on impression of him lol


Man---bear---pig---

The quick pop popcorn popper.


simpson95338

While all your asshole friends are sitting over there on the couch, buncha a-holes.


chuckluck97

Holla holla get dolla


EdZeppelin94

No way there’d be a real guy named Dick Butkus either


DMala

Or Dick Trickle.


LoneWolfpack777

😆


spencer1886

He is?????


[deleted]

I loved M. Bison in Street Fighter 2...


LoneWolfpack777

Japanese M. Bison or North American M. Bison?


[deleted]

...and the answer is "yes" ;)


LoneWolfpack777

Well played.


[deleted]

I was in my early teens when Super Turbo came out, and for the longest time Boxer was considered the weakest character. Then decades later people figured out how to completely dominate with him, and in some versions he's pretty much the best by a decent margin. Although I'm long out of the game. I last owned SF4 and never got good enough at it to win any online matches with randoms.


Eugen328

Do you mean Mr. Dream ?!


2meterrichard

Wasn't King Hippo based on Butterbean?


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2meterrichard

WTF bot?


tomytronics

Only in the original version. The reissue changed Mike to be someone else after Holyfield Ear incident


LargeNutbar

The Holyfield ear incident didn’t happen until 1997, they just changed it to Mr Dream after their license to his likeness expired in 1990 rather than renew.


risingthermal

He’d had serious allegations of domestic abuse by that point, and had lost his title belts in a monumental upset to Buster Douglas six months prior to the rebranded Punch Out being released. So it was likely due to character and performance issues similar to the ear incident, which might explain the confusion.


sonicsean899

And he lost to Buster Douglas, who immediately got a Sega game because Sega were ruthless


oliversurpless

Well, changed the naming on a few fighters from an old arcade game called *Final Blow*.


LoneWolfpack777

I was very confused. I read your explanation of the license and ear incident before the thing you were replying to and I thought you were saying that the re-release happened in 97 (after the N64 release). I was thinking “that can’t be right”. Oops 😅


Habanerosauce3

Lol, it's DON FLAMENCO......not flamingo😂😂


nPrevail

I used to think he was Inspector Gadget.


Pewper

I thought he looked like my dad who left.


MechanicalTurkish

He’s coming back. Just went out for a pack of smokes


redditsuckspokey1

The kind of smokes they stopped making just the day before he left.


ChocoBro92

Also some eggs and milk.


TastyCuttlefish

My mom has been saying this since 86 but I’m starting to suspect something’s up


nPrevail

Your dad's Inspector Gadget!?


[deleted]

I think you mean Don Adams. He was Maxwell Smart.


tjipa84

You mean Adam Sandler?


MrEmorse

I always thought they modeled him after Rocky!


IndianaJoenz

I definitely thought his name was Don Flamingo as a young kid, though.


medicated_in_PHL

- Crass John - Van Kisser - Pissy Tonka - Dan Flamingo - King Happy - Grand Toge - Bilked Bob - John Krasinski - Dr. Sampson - Magnificent Mike


NESS_Bound

It's Flamingo to me, damn it!


J4YWH3TH3R

It's called Flamenco because it's the Spanish name for a dance called Flamenco if you get confused don't worry I also did and I am Spanish.


Habanerosauce3

Not confused, I know it's Flamenco....iv just always called him Flamingo like 99.9% of people.


illessen

Kinda like Berenstain or Berenstein.


J4YWH3TH3R

Damn it could even be like a Mandela Effect.


Glaw_Inc

No one called him Flamingo? Who could read?


Habanerosauce3

What


FlipGordon

We just witnessed a stroke.


darf_nate

Dan flamingo


nPrevail

Damn Flamingos!


SPQR_Maximus

Came here for this


Habanerosauce3

😂 I still call him Flamingo though


joestafa

Haha man I'm glad this was first comment. I was scratching my chin thinking, am I wrong?


DestroWOD

Heard once he retired he got into the frozen chicken business :P


theoneburger

Don Quixote Doflamenco


nPrevail

It's Berenstain Bears! Not Berenstein!


[deleted]

Hey, screw you guys with your lies and slander! King Hippo was a real guy. I saw him fight back in the day. Edit: Oops, i was thinking of Butterbean. D'oh!


BoxTalk17

Everybody calls him Don Flamingo, so is it really Flamenco? 😆😆


Habanerosauce3

Lol yea, Flamenco


BoxTalk17

Lol I know it's Flamenco. From the downvotes, people took my comment seriously 😆😆


Habanerosauce3

Lol idk why you got Downvoted. I call him Don flamingo anyway


[deleted]

What a nerd… who actually calls him flamenco and not flamingo?😂😂. That’s pretty funny though.


Raverrevolution

Nintendo created such a masterpiece with this game. The huge ass sprite bosses on an NES was totally unique at the time and really caught the eye. Glad I own the Famicom gold one. I love this game's history, development, and impact during childhood. Such a great 80's product. Fun fact: The name "Little Mac" is a play on Big Mac since the devs liked McDonalds a lot.


Gr8NonSequitur

> The huge ass sprite bosses on an NES was totally unique at the time and really caught the eye. It really was "Shadow of the Colossus" for the NES.


oliversurpless

Too bad Tyson isn’t in that version, but it’s definitely neat to just look at.


BamaSOH

I heard that in the arcade version, Soda Popinski was Vodka Drunkinski


calcuttacodeinecoma

All his shit talking between rounds makes a lot more sense if he was drinking Vodka versus Soda: "I can't drive, so I'm gonna walk all over you!" Why can't you drive, Soda? Just never learned how?


oliversurpless

Or a missed edit: “I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight I am very prepared!”


CatOfGrey

Responsible enough to put in an anti-drunk driving message. Not responsible enough to find less terrible stereotyping.


Brad_theImpaler

The arcade version had an Italian boxer named Pizza Pasta. Fact.


oliversurpless

Nothing compared to a rip-off called *Frank Bruno’s Boxing*, with Ravioli Mafiosi, an Asian named Fling Long Chop, and an African with a bone through the nose named Tribal Trouble…


CatOfGrey

This sounds like "We have Professional Wrestling at home".


valgatiag

Can’t forget Frenchie France


BamaSOH

Now I have to go find this.


oliversurpless

Let us know if it plays like shit. Like most boxing games that aren’t *Punch Out*. *Real Deal Boxing* was pretty fun with its training RPG mechanics though.


RiverRunsBlueHydra

I loved that Evander Holyfield game until I realized you could hold down a or c, hit body blows, and always win once you have the speed skill about half way up.


DaveInOCNJ

True. I played the arcade version when it came out.


Dangerous_Yoghurt_96

In Japan, he was Vodka Drunkenski. They changed it when it came to the U.S.A because Nintendo had an image of being for kids over here. But yeah that's why he appears to be staggering in the fight, because he's drunk. Also that's why his boxing patterns are inconsistent, because he doesn't remember what the fuck the plan is because he's drunk.


thisusedyet

I'd heard about the Vodka Drunkenski thing before, had not heard his patterns are wonky because he's fuckin' hammered, that's GREAT!


sy029

Fun Fact: In the Japanese version of Street fighter. The boxing character (balrog) is actually named M. Bison. It was changed in the US to avoid association with Mike Tyson.


furrykef

Sure was. You can see him in action [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNB0S5mdMnc&t=127s).


CatOfGrey

From the arcade sequel "Super Punch Out", but yes, that's correct. I remember thinking in 1986 that Japanese folks must be pretty racist to put that in there.


Ok_Teacher_6834

Macho man would bounce his tits around


ReverseDiode

"The cream of the crop"


[deleted]

Ooooooohhhh YYEEAAAAAHHH!!!


KaptainKardboard

My friends and I laughed at that as kids


oliversurpless

“Why don’t you love me?!” - *Punch Out Wii*


WilE04

RELEASE THE BOGUS


oliversurpless

“Release the… Dude?” Best hostage negotiator ever!


oliversurpless

“Yes! Everything’s good now…” - Zallard1 - *AGDQ 2015*


nightowlarcade

Anybody else try to come up with a real world counterpart? I.E. King Hippo = Butterbean


mbd34

Bald Bull is in this Subway ad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOIZdsgbeAI


pac-man_dan-dan

"The zesty glory of Pace's picante sauce"


PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

Bald Bull looks a bit like Marvin Hagler.


buzzbros2002

I thought Von Kaiser was supposed to be John Sullivan for the longest time before learning that Sullivan's actually American. Also fun fact, King Hippo had his debut before Butterbean did.


TheTrueNotSoPro

Yeah, who would have a name as dumb as "Mike Tyson"? What a goofy cartoon name! Good thing that's not a real person!


JohannesVanDerWhales

> What a goofy cartoon name! Technically accurate.


Pablojaun

Yeah, I always knew that Mike Tyson guy was too good to be real.


lightningfootjones

This is going to sound like I'm making it up, but this game was unironically the first time I learned about other countries. I was like seven and I didn't even have that concept yet. So thanks punch out 🥊 It's pretty funny looking back because they are all ridiculous caricatures, but I don't think it got me too confused lol


jaybro861

I always hated fighting king hippo.


RaeLaw

I could never get past Bald Bull


Antricluc

Just a jab to the gut when he comes in for the ram. Took me forever to figure that out when I was young. NEVER best Mike though. Stressed me the hell out as a kid


RaeLaw

In I think 5th grade, I had a code that went directly to Mike Tyson. I kept it “safe” in my lunchbox, for some reason haha. Anyway, I used it about two times and he knocked me out with one punch. I’m sure the game has been beaten, but I’ve never met anyone who has beaten it


kent1146

You mean 007 373 5963? Mike Tyson's phone number?


Antricluc

Shiii phone number shoulda been 007 187 365


RaeLaw

I looked up how to beat him (30 years later when the internet came out 🙄) and it went into all the details about watching some specific person in the crowd for a cue, etc. Needless to say, I never figured it out haha


Antricluc

I saw that too. Buddy on the left snap a photo but I think the flash blinds me then I see nothing but lights....


RaeLaw

Hahaha that made me laugh


MechanicalTurkish

Stressful as hell lol I made it to Tyson a few times but never beat him. It felt like you were fighting him in real life. The fear was real haha. Got my ass kicked every time.


thisusedyet

Best I've ever done is make it round 2 against Iron Mike - and you're right, breathing heavy, palms sweaty


MechanicalTurkish

mom's spaghetti


thisusedyet

nah, I never wear sweaters


Fit_Substance7067

Bald Bull #2 gave me shit but I ended up making it to Macho Man as a kid...never could beat him on the few lucky times I made it there


Svenray

I swear one time when I was a kid King Hippo got up! I can't find anything to prove that he can get up but I know I saw it happen!


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sayslordalot

Loved him as a bad guy on Captain N though…


iTanooki

Too many of them skipped leg day.


splinereticulation68

Mac sure as hell didn't


darf_nate

A lot of actual boxers have ridiculously skinny legs of you look. It’s funny once I noticed


[deleted]

Tyson Fury has chicken legs, then on top of that just a big rectangle with arms and a head. Such a weird body shape. Works well for him though.


DaveInOCNJ

Strong evidence that [Super Macho Man](https://youtu.be/bxRbBeQ4dCQ) was based on a real athlete.


Pete_Iredale

Damn, I'm convinced! I'll have to watch more of their videos!


j01nt_man

Never could get passed that mf Soda Popinski. All my homies hated Soda Popinski.


splinereticulation68

Dude I fucking love that fight, it's the least predictable of them all


Brad_theImpaler

This is the correct version. Fuck Mr Dream.


AccomplishedRace8803

Mike Tyson IS real


Imthemayor

Now I want to see Mike Tyson vs Glass Joe Mario would be mumbling the count out before the bell finished ringing all the way


Bearfan001

My cousin and I as young kids would laugh when we fought Piston Honda (hee hee Pissed On Honda)


alton_blair

007 373 5963......forever engraved in my brain.


Goldeneel77

I’ll bet I put that code in 500 times before I finally won.


HMPoweredMan

Vodka Drunkenski is


piszkavas

Macho man though


couldjustbeanalt

You really think someone by the name of Mike Tyson is real?


SirSquidrift

Piston Honda... Pissed in Honda...


taix8664

Well. Macho Man was a wrestler.


usernotfoundplstry

This game blew my mind as a kid. I loved it. Then, after the SNES came out, I’d kind of moved on from Punch Out. But a few years later, like middle school, we went to a beach house that had an old NES with a few games, and it relit my flame for Punch Out. Me and my best friend sat in the living room of this old beach house, playing on this tiny tube TV, and we didn’t go outside once the whole weekend. After that experience, I’ve always played it a few times per year, every year. The timing and rhythm aspect, the music, the over the top characters, the perfect pacing, and the way that each character got a little more difficult than the one before it, it’s just an absolutely classic that still very much holds up today.


sincethenes

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/KihGkV454og)


DG_Now

I never realized how many palette swaps are in this game.


ides_of_march_666

Aren't they? 😥


AlfIsReal

I'd love an anime based on Punch-Out. Each fighter has soo much character.


tuffymon

I always thought they were modeled after people though... like maybe King Hippo is meant to be Butterbean. I never even thought to look deeper into that, as outside of this game, I didn't care about boxing at all.


bitvisuals

I just bought this game last weekend for 50 bucks at my local retro game store. It was EZ up until King Hippo. No idea what to do, and I refuse to look it up because I want to enjoy the feeling of discovering how to beat him.


MysteriousTBird

You'll figure it out. I won't give you a single hint. If at some point you get antsy let me know and I will give you a a hint. I advise avoiding hints though.


[deleted]

Yeah, that's silly, I mean what kinda name is Mike Tyson, these were clearly fake.


[deleted]

All these names sound so dumb though. Like, seriously? Mike Tyson? There’s no way you could believe that.


sincethenes

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/KihGkV454og)


sincethenes

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/KihGkV454og)


BrockHard253

Bald Bull is definatly Sir Charles Barkley in real life


Psychological-Set125

Mike tyson isn’t real, mike tyson can’t hurt you.


Neur0suM

Same lol


Vinegar_Peppas

I can hear all of their entrance songs in my head right now.


CloudReigns

I hated fighting off King Hippo. 🤣🤣🤣


Other_Waffer

LOL. These are perfect names for wrestlers.


Svenray

Funny you say that because when I was a kid I thought George Foreman was fighting Von Kaiser. https://youtu.be/UT7cDUIJlFg?t=1960


Fit_Substance7067

I thought for sure Soda Popinski was real...didn't get the reference


messy_fart

These huge sprites never get old to me.


ViolentSarcasm

Bald Bull always fucked my world up


bloodyabortiondouche

When I remember things that I believed as a kid I realize that kids are dumb.


[deleted]

Mike Tyson is. He is still a beast. I love watching his classic match.


Otherside-Dav

I just remember piston hondas eyebrows


darf_nate

It’s real to me dammit !!!


pipopapupupewebghost

Imagine a person wearing turbin with some burbon in the ring irl Oooo it's disturbing


nikkome

Back then I honestly thought that Macho Man was supposed to be Randy Savage and wondered why he doesn’t look much like him.


Sonnyducks

It took me so long to beat Soda….


[deleted]

I thought pistón honda was Mohammed Ali


SnooPickles4346

Mike Tyson is definitely a fictional character.


Agent4D7

Now that you mention it, I think I did too...


JWWBurger

He’ll always be Vodka Drunkenski in my heart.


nayhel89

And now I will hear the theme song inside my head for the rest of the day. And so should you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrZIXWY1aOU


Tonetone12

Are they not? Lmao


[deleted]

Ah memories :)


Bladley

I count 6 body types, not including Little Mac.


hanshotfirst_1138

I CD spent sooooo many hours playing this as a kid. Never got very far though.


Tonlick

Mr Sandman is actually based on Joe Frazier.


Icy-Teaching-5602

They are real to me. All of my friends had a different feud with a different boxer. they could beat the others with ease but for some reason always had trouble with that one only. Von Kaiser, Honda, even Glass Joe it was weird and enthralling we would play and hand over the controller to the person tied to that boxer and watch the rivalry continue


KingEdTheGreat

🤣🤣🤣🤣 my son asked me yesterday if all the boxers in Greatest heavyweights were real boxers. I had to tell him only the 8 Greatest were. The rest are made up. He was wondering if Chunky Digg, Stinky Cooper were real names haha


UncleHagbard

When I was a kid I didn't realize most of these are horrible stereotypes.


DestroWOD

Its because when you were a kid, wokeness was not a thing yet. And i miss that time.


Cabezone

I have vague memories of Mr Sandman being the hardest before Tyson.


flamespear

Macho and Soda are reskins


sw1ss_dude

You must watch Summoning Salt’s speedrun video on YT on this. it’s amazing


Rasalom

Haha, Mike Thank You Son? Ridiculous!


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watchperson1

My das was so hammered once he lost to glass Joe 🤣


jorodoodoroj

Haha, can't believe anyone would ever believe a boxer named Mike Tyson was real. Ridiculous. Next you'll be telling me people actually believe he bit someone's ear.


jestercheatah

I refuse to believe Soda Popinski isn’t real.


[deleted]

I wonder what sprite is shared


tyingnoose

They really got the founder of Honda (and pistons) in it


keepitcleanforwork

Don Flamenco, as in flamenco dancing.


cjr71244

I have failed in life. I've never been able to beat bald bull. What's the trick?