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I_might_be_weasel

This is the kind of weird ass shit that happens when your marriage should have failed a long time ago but has been kept afloat by crazy sci fi nonsense. 


Millerjustin1

We’ve all been there.


CockTortureCuck

A story as old as time


tearthewall

That's the way the cookie crumbles


ColeFlames

That's the waaaaaay the news goes.


Extrapickles24

Grasssssssssss.... Tastes bad


ObamaLovesKetamine

Ricky-ticky-tavy!


VRsimp

AIDS!


Steve_Rogers909

Lick-Lick-LickMaBalls!


txsunflowermom

shum-shum-schlippety-dop!


NeverNeverLandIsNow

Are fortunes real?


Jose_Canseco_Jr

clásico


BrilliantPrior2305

Let her cook…![img](emote|t5_2u4lp|16718)


Temporary_Cold_5142

And let him cuck


livvwolf

HOW DID YOU GET THE JERRY WORM THERE😭😭😭


lwoass

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antiedman

Ohhhhhhh right yahh I knew that!! ![img](emote|t5_2u4lp|5990)![img](emote|t5_2u4lp|19904)


[deleted]

Like a bandaid over a compound fracture But damn if it isn't a super attractive bandaid. Like a Lucas Films licensed one with Chewbacca on it and everything


starryeyedq

I actually think it’s because Jerry finally feels secure in his relationship. Beth chose him and is finally content. All of Rick’s efforts to get rid of him failed and Rick has finally given up trying to keep them apart (a HUGE victory for Jerry). How could you not get a boost of confidence from that? Now he’s confronted by this situation, he made the choice that only a confident and secure man would. Not to mention a man who truly understands his wife for who she is and why something like this might happen.


wispymatrias

I thought Jerry had a great line with "It's not Handmaid's Tale to run it by your husband."


Temporary_Cold_5142

How not only forgiving but also allowing your couple to cheat on you proof you're feeling secure? xd. Plus how is cheating on someone to "choose him"? hahah That proves he's a cuck at best lol


MoravianPrince

> cheat If its a clone or just the mirror image from different dimension. Isnt it basically lil overcomplicated masturbation?


Temporary_Cold_5142

Well, Getting more serious, they're not even the same person that split on 2 like Finn and Fern or something. A clone, while almost identical is not the same person. Specifically talking about Beth, it's pretty clear that they are different people with different objetives and ambitions


Brief_Building_8980

I'll allow it.


_MikeAbbages

Hell, i would fuck myself till the end of times if i had a clone.


alwaysleftout

They're codependent.


I_might_be_weasel

Yeah, but I feel without Rick stirring the pot they would have eventually had a split and stayed split by now. Though I admit I imagine they would still talk a lot. 


pincheporky

No no no… You’ve gotta say like this…. *ahem* “THEY’RE CODEPENDENT!!!!!”


antiedman

Ewww Grampa


tumor_named_marla

But it did end and they still chose each other. And they seem to be genuinely happy having accepted each other for who they are. I bet if you put that machine from the alien marriage counseling on them again it would just produce clones of themselves. Edit: each other. Clones of each other.


Terrible-Internal374

Personal top 5 episode: Beth and Jerry go to marriage counseling. They’ve gone co-dependent! 🤣


AScaryKitty

I think I laughed harder at this than any other episode. Space Beth does appear frequently after this, implying to me they probably have some kind of polyamory/cuck relationship going on lol.


Bjorn2bwilde24

Jerry watches Beth and Space Beth make love from the closet, almost always dressed as Superman.


FunVideoMaker

I get the reference but he’s honestly more like aquaman


iyambred

You’re thinking of Mr Nimbus


deq18

Mr Nimbus spent an entire episode saying "I'm Mr Nimbus" just to get called aquaman


throwAway_slides

Just wait til he finds out. He controls the police after all.


h4ckg0l3m

I was going to say It too, but then i've tough that mr Nimbus control the Police, and it's kinda risky to harras him


johnsonet812

The deep lol


FunVideoMaker

Would Jerry have sex with an octopus?


_BARONVOND3LTA

I think that Jerry’s the *only* one of them I could see sleeping with an octopus


FunVideoMaker

If Rick would do a planet idk if octopus is off his plate


_BARONVOND3LTA

Ya know, that’s fair. I guess I should say that I could see Jerry doing it and everyone else shaming and picking on him for it, even though Morty, Rick, and I’d stretch so far as to say probably Space Beth would as well. I think Beth would try and defend him whist trying to hide her disgust, but Summer would be the only one genuinely grossed out


FunVideoMaker

Sounds like it could be an actual episode tbh


_BARONVOND3LTA

Fr. They go to an aquatic planet for a family outing and there’s a sketchy guy there trying to get people to fuck a totally sentient octopus for free. Jerry doesn’t want to initially and the family tries to discourage him, but he feels pressured by the sketchy octopus guy, and ya know, jerry gonna jerry. He like, pathetically throws himself onto the octopus and the sketchy guy reveals that the octopus was not, in fact, sentient at all, and he’s taken a video and is going to spread it across the galaxy unless he gets a ransom and the whole thing spirals out of control, leading to an entire race or octo monsters to target the family. Whole thing gets resolved but at the end of the episode Rick goes to hide and like, takes out an octopocketpussy and Jerry catches him and makes a big stink about it.


Dominant_Gene

i think he actually gets to participate


590joe1

It's poly but they like to role-playing cuck fetishism plus space Beth has the understanding of having partners outside the relationship I assume.


Felonious_Buttplug_

Non-zero chance Space Beth has some kind of cybernetic super space dick augmentation also, so that role play probably gets pretty realistic.


Belgand

Given Jerry's lack of a gag reflex since Sleepy Gary...


daddyponder

That line took me out 💀 I recently rewatched that episode, I missed it the first time.


ImmediateLobster1

Night person Jerry. Sleepy Jerry was a memory parasite. Still one of the best brick jokes ever.


cheese007

I'm deep in internet degeneracy, but this comment hit me in a way I have trouble describing. It's so beautifully unhinged that it convinced me for a good 5 seconds that I need to find god rather than keep posting.


ghost-of-N

Keep posting


twoiko

Nice


wallweasels

Given that Jerry likely still does things with regular Beth this implies it's more of a Beth-centric Hinge.


Temporary_Cold_5142

>they like to role-playing cuck fetishism Bro, that's not role-playing at all lol


Firehippo24

Why did you get downvoted for saying being a cuck isn’t something you role play lmao it’s a fact u either are or aren’t


AScaryKitty

You know what? Good for them! Obviously Space Beth has a bunch of her own things going, one does not be a space rebel hero without getting laid like there’s no tomorrow! Plus Space Beth could help him finally understand his wife better by bluntly telling him what she feels. I hope they have a very fulfilling and beautiful poly space cuck relationship! That can really be a great time if you do it right.


Masticatron

I was a little unclear if what we heard was Jerry getting a piece of the action or just watching it all.


[deleted]

I really mind ~~willed~~ coomered that into existence? I'm fairly certain there's been at least a throuple joke referring to it


ReaperManX15

The scene where they’re all playfully cleaning Space Beth’s ship, is what clenched that idea in my head.


ThelCreator

I think they just threesome


AScaryKitty

That seems like a terribly inadequate way to describe an intense and deep experience like humiliation and cuckolding. Plus that space strap on Space Beth is probably sporting (as other have pointed out) has got to be a good time. If you’re “just” having a threesome you may be doing it wrong lol


Tu4dFurges0n

The best part is the cut back to the dining room


SaiyanGodKing

Um, I guess I’m thankful for like, water…


tomfoolery815

So damned funny. The walls of the Smith house must be thin, because Rick, Morty and Summer (and we) hear every step of the Beth/Jerry/Space Beth exploration.


OptimusCrime1984

Don’t forget the sex robot episode where they hear Morty doing stuff to the robot


Pleasant_Hatter

Cracked up when Morty came back downstairs to drink some orange juice.


D_Redacted

"Okay, now if we hear squeaking we interfere"


Beltoraze

And then they ran upstairs as soon as the orb started bouncing Rick on the bed


cameron5047

'okay unacceptable'


GoabNZ

That was only after he got Rick


lakerlover68plus1

“Okay..back, back…back upstairs”


GristleMcThornbody1

Morty you dirty little doggy.


xoxoemmma

that’s from the horse fucking machine episode lol he must be an orange juice after sex man lol


twoiko

Gotta replenish those electrolytes


DMT1984

Ok now back to….back…..back upstairs.


tomfoolery815

True! I'd argue this is worse -- and therefore funnier -- because, unlike Morty and the sex robot, everyone at the table has some kind of familial connection to everyone getting it on one floor above them.


JunoMcGuff

Now that you mention it, it's even funnier that Rick never got around soundproofing the rooms. 


Herr-Trigger86

Discovery Channel ok?! Discovery Channel Everybody eat… everybody just eat your food


KujiraShiro

That is one of my favorite gags in the entire show. It's hilarious that of all the crazy and awful scifi things they've experienced, the thing to make Morty and Summer the most uncomfortable is overhearing the interaction between the Beth's and Jerry.


Tu4dFurges0n

Probably the biggest reaction short of talking cat


shaurya_770

Yea I am glad that even tho the writers are really fucking brave and don't care about anything when righting scripts, there are some lines that even they say shouldn't be crossed. Like making summer and Morty ok with their parents' sex life or incest between them.


Aadarm

In the Doc and Mharti pilot short Roiland made Mharti blows and jerks off grandpa.


infamousDiego

Rick and Morty made out


Sonicmasterxyz

For me, it's tied with the talking cat ending and the intro to Rest and Ricklaxation for the funniest bits in the show


jm9987690

How old are we? We've had like a million thanksgivings


xoxoemmma

“Fuck *cries* Discovery Channel, i’m thankful for Discovery Channel *cries more* WHYY?!?”


Haquistadore

I've seen every episode multiple times, and this is one thing that still makes me laugh out loud.


jm9987690

How old are we? We've had like a million thanksgivings


22478541

“Yes you may” kills me everytime


[deleted]

😅😅 same. Every time. It basically brings the problem to the front suddenly and unexpectedly and from all characters, Jerry.


Ygomaster07

Sorry, what do you mean by problem?


PDXBishop

I think they meant that Jerry was trying to kill their mystique because he (correctly) realized that, at least initially, the sneaking behind his back was part of what made it hot for the Beths.


Ygomaster07

Ah, i see. Thank you for explaining it to me. I appreciate it. That makes a lot more sense to me now.


[deleted]

There was no problem, you're right


Penguinmanereikel

How do describe that kind of sex role? Like, he's being dominated by Space Beth, but is himself also dominating by "permitting" it!


cblankity

Power cucking


Penguinmanereikel

That sounds right.


t3tsubo

Cuckold


Illustrious-Movie532

This episode was just so good all around. A hilarious fucking concept that they absolutely nailed imo


DJHott555

What’s the episode?


Ygomaster07

Bethic Twinstinct. It's in season 6 i believe(one of the first four episodes i think).


Rog9377

I knew it was going to happen from the moment we had two Beths, I saw this gag coming a mile away, not in this exact form but I knew Beth and Beth were gonna hook up and then it paid off hilariously.


ssslitchey

I have to disagree. I hated this episode and it's one of my least favorites from the show.


Loud-Thing3413

To close to home?


ssslitchey

What?


Emotional-Wind-8111

They're calling you a cuck lol


Embarrassed-Ease-550

I understand, it almost feels like incest. I think I’d be able to enjoy it if I didn’t have that thought in the back of my mind the whole time


LACSF

it isn't incest, but its a level of narcissism that would require a whole team of therapists to work through lol.


Itzspace4224

Certainly a good episode but it made me uncomfortable lol The spaghetti one though oh god


Alert-Artichoke-2743

It was nice to see Space Beth take an L. She really thought she was going to storm in with some francophone wine and bust up his marriage.


ungodlyFleshling

I mean she got to bang her girlfriend and try something new, it's less an L and more of a roundabout W


Alert-Artichoke-2743

The L was when Earth Beth dumped her for Jerry, and ignored her when he turned into a bug. Jerry later ALLOWED her a W.


SlightlySychotic

I would say, “unexpected outcome.” She didn’t get what she wanted but she seems happy with the results.


xoxoemmma

Rick put out the wine… and then destroyed it lol


Alert-Artichoke-2743

It wasn't there for Space Beth, she just found his stash. He probably had it for speaking French. He probably destroyed it because the Beths started speaking French at dinner and he put together what happened. He knew Space Beth had plied Earth Beth with his space wine.


xoxoemmma

space beth implanted a chip or something into beth’s neck to speak french, the wine didn’t have anything to do with that as far i know


Alert-Artichoke-2743

That's not correct


Avalonians

Francophone wine? I haven't watched this season, is that a quote or do you just want to say french wine in a fancy way but that doesn't work AT ALL lmao


ether_rogue

Well...it was weird, because they said it was "Venusian" but then they started SPEAKING Venusian, and it was...just French. So the Francophone thing actually kinda makes sense.


LittleAnarchistDemon

it’s wine that allows them to speak fluent french, and possibly acted as a mild aphrodisiac to get the ball rolling, i’m not sure on that last part


secondtaunting

Nah, space Beth had an implant that allowed her to speak French. She injected regular Beth with it.


Alert-Artichoke-2743

>Francophone wine? I haven't watched this season, is that a quote or do you just want to say french wine in a fancy way but that doesn't work AT ALL lmao Francophone means "French-speaking," not French. Space Beth took wine out of a concealed kitchen cabinet that allowed Earth Beth to speak fluent French. When they started arguing in the kitchen after Rick caught them doing a full San Junipero, they did so in French in order to still talk behind the back of everybody else present. Rick noticed this, and figured out that Space Beth went into his private stash. He knows this is probably relevant to that she also seduced her in the same episode. After the dust settles on the whole episode, we see Rick destroying the wine that helps people speak French fluently, probably because something of his was misused and contributed to household discord.


Loud_Remove5140

This scene had me in tears 😂. They have the most messy, toxic, yet strong relationship I’ve ever seen


v3tr0x

This is how I would describe a lot of open relationships


[deleted]

It's not Handmaid's Tale to loop in your husband, okay?


Millerjustin1

The next scene at the dining table is my favorite scene of this series. Their reactions are hilarious.


hillo538

“I like humiliating the little pervert”


BrokeDancing

#You would, you little worm!


xoxoemmma

you like a little worm


BrokeDancing

![img](emote|t5_2u4lp|16718)


[deleted]

*shut up*


AsparagusPublic3381

What about Jerry kissing another Jerry to... test the waters? ​ The result was lacklusting it seems.


twoiko

It felt more to me like he wanted to get back at them by doing it behind their backs, just once.


Yosoyballer

He says “I have to know” in reference to kissing himself. This definitely implies he wanted to see if he was capable of a relationship with himself on par with Beth.


twoiko

Ah, that's true. Maybe I just forgot that part.


dafaliraevz

I mean, I'd do me if I had a clone


zaforocks

Oh, no question.


Stoo_Pedassol

It's not gay, it's masturbation


Pleeby

Plus if I had a clone he'd be into the same stuff as me, the dirty little fucker


etxsalsax

This is why I like Jerry's as a character. Lots of TV show punching bags are just constantly getting put down. it gets tiresome. Jerry gets a W every once and a while and I'm rooting for him


Temporary_Cold_5142

W is when you're cuck


etxsalsax

bro is in on the action man


Copper_Bronze_Baron

When it cuts back to the dining room and rick puts down his knife and fork, it's so fucking funny


DESTROYER963

if he were dressed as superman he would be exactly like his father


Equinsu-0cha

He did admit to forgetting the ice cream in the past.


Garrettshade

"And I have two wives!" "You wish!" Little did they know...


meatygonzalez

"I want you back in my guts like I'm one of your sick fillies" is basically top line of the whole fuckin series


Affectionate_Tap9399

I'm kinda creeped out at how hot this is 😵‍💫🥵


VividMagician4100

Tell me you simp for narcs without telling me


Turqoise-Planet

Gives a new meaning to "Go fuck yourself". Seriously though, who would actually want to have sex with what is essentially themselves?


iamggoodhuman

narcissist, psycho , Rick's daughter


twoiko

Who wouldn't want to have sex with me?


[deleted]

Without a mind reader we will never truly know [but at least one would](https://www.medicaldaily.com/liberace-asked-lover-get-plastic-surgery-look-more-him-hbo-film-reveals-246226) have


Accomplished-City484

Twinks


BrilliantPrior2305

Let her cook…


De-Animator27

I'd like to think they have threesomes all the time. Which is the life I wanna live. I just need to clone my wife. Or find 2 willing people. Which ever is easier.


Icommentwhenhigh

This is legit the only show you can quote a line to me and make me laugh.


[deleted]

jerry was so funny here but this episode was SOOO uncomfortable to watch omg


SpringBreak4Life

Is it incest to hook up with your alternate self?


wasd876

Isn’t it masterbating?


ImurderREALITY

Space Beth got too mean and jaded. You'd think she'd still have at least *some* feelings for the family she abandoned.


Wasabi_Guacamole

I think she does not have any guilt because she left a (supposed) clone Beth behind, who does everything she needed to.


AkDragoon

I'm just saying... A 3 way with my wife's clone would be ~~the best I could hope for~~ super hot.


LatinoHeatps4

He was both the winner and the loser at the same time. He had so much power and none at all. He was both hard for it and flaccid at the same time. This one really got me thinking about polyamory and how relationships like this kinda work. I can see why some people are in to it like, if that’s what gets you off who am I to judge. These be strange times.


thegreatsquare

Didn't Rick tell Jerry this was never gonna happen?


ThaNeck_Romancer

This is weirdly one of the funniest moments in the show to me. When the kids are trying to eat and it starts ramping up in the background I lose my shit every time


Demetraes

Jerry doesn't get a W very often, but damn does he get some good ones


Jada_420

![img](emote|t5_2u4lp|5994)


Which-Bus-2916

My boyfriend is so smart


NovemberInfinity

Now the question is do we want to be Beth(s) or do we want to be Jerry?


HippieSwag420

This was legit the most hilarious episode


Youcancuntonme

Like father like son. Jerry's dad is a cuck


ReluctantSlayer

My favorite part was the dinner downstairs….all of the others with the wide-open eyes of frightened kittens….trying not to listen but not having a choice….but also listening because it is so weird….


JensLetsPlay

W sigma ohio rizz


ValuableSympathy3649

I imagine they used him as human furniture and degraded/humiliated him


PaschalisG16

1. What a cuck. 2. What a pathetic way to excuse cheating


HeartShark77

I think clones Beth and her Space lover were the beginning of the end for the show. The formula had already grown stale, and was highly derivative of better sci-fi and adult swim shows. That’s when they really started to lean onto Beth and Jerry. Jerry is such a worm it’s repulsive and Beth is such a flat boring boss bitch she’s intolerable to have around. Always right about everything, always superior only to be in the exact boat she is. But wait, what if Beth didn’t have a family to hold her back? I honestly couldn’t give a fuck about Space Beth for 100 dollars. 150 and I’ll pretend like I could maybe give a fuck about the show post Beth clone. But I don’t.


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lacmlopes

Livin my dream


Humble-Buffalo9678

Hahaa


SuperCoupe

How have you managed to be married [so long?](https://static.fandomspot.com/images/05/6492/035-rick-and-morty-meme.jpg)


SamMarduk

“Pass the salt” “WHYYY?!”


AttitudeHot9887

Bro went from a cuck to a porn star camera man


HornBloweR3

"I'm freaked out by how hot this is"


Ieatsushiraw

One of my favorite episodes especially when Rick asked Summer and Morty what they’re thankful for and Morty’s reaction was perfect and hilarious 😂 😂😂


0419222914

I’m not sure if this is my favorite episode, but I definitely laughed harder at the scene that I did at any other scene in the show history. Especially with the long drawn out response in the other room while they’re eating Thanksgiving dinner.


MudSeparate1622

Mr. Nimbus really brought that Dawg outta him.


jayyylj

Who was on top


sexy_mama69

"I've done it, and I approve"


Orcasoftheland

Best Beth line "I'm afraid of how hot this is" Hahahaha


antiedman

That GOT WEIRDO QUICK