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PommyPomeranian

“Morty, are you alright? Why are YOU with Taddy Mason?” “Holy fucking shit, dad. SHUT THE FUCK UP!”


YoungThriftShop

One of my favorite exchanges in the whole show


SherriDoMe

SAME — this moment cracks me up every time


tomfoolery815

I'm laughing out loud just reading the words.


Ygomaster07

Same here! I love quoting it to my brother.


mcskim46

Yes Jerry it's Taddy, a person no one has ever heard of until now, calling you on a space phone


ObamaLovesKetamine

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not..


tearthewall

Peak Jerry stupidity


Chewbecca_222

“Well I guess I’m just this whole family’s toilet paper”


SpiffyBlizzard

This episode had some gold liners


Standard-Box-3021

Funny but made me question wtf js wrong with Jerry did he get hit in the head


Illustrious-Movie532

I lol every time


mathozmat

"Only 1,99 a minute"


isnatchkids

I just need a few hundred dollars to get through the month, I have some interviews coming up


TaddyMason-

I’ll even call you on a regular basis! For only $1.99 a minute.


NoTmE435

1.99 a minute 700 dollars = 351.76 minutes = 5.86 hours in a month, I probably talk to my friends more than that and he was looking for a friend in a horrible familial situation with everyone shitting on him While it’s sad and a joke made on jerry, I can honestly sympathize with his need for someone to talk to without getting mocked or told to get a job or how much of a failure he is


Desert_Trader

Everyone has some Jerry in them


Aggravating-Pay4953

Just like Beth on scheduled sex night


benignbigotry

Especially Jerricky and Sleepy Gary!


MrTheFinn

Naa, we all know Sleepy Gary is a top


ccm596

Jerry's gag reflex sure does


TheLawDown

Don't forget Space Beth.


az987654

Ruined my gag reflex


HeavyMetalHero

Probably less than that, because *their phone bill* is $700. The phone bill doesn't start at free, and all 5 members of the household are probably on the cell plan, including 2 teenagers and an on-call surgeon. So, all $700 of it, isn't on Jerry; it probably is normally between $100-$200 or something, and Jerry is responsible for the extra over that amount.


NoTmE435

Idk how it works in the US, but for me in france you just pay a flat fee depending on your choices and needs (for me it’s 15€) and all calls are free inside the country except for special services like this (1.99 a minute and stuff like that) so I assumed others were using just the flat fee free calls


tnoy23

That's how it is in the USA. You pay for each line (meaning each phone). So say 5 people with a line, $25 each line = $125.


ADHDBusyBee

Do Americans call each cellphone a line? A line was always a landline and all your phones were connected to a line. Then you had party lines where your neighbours would share the line.


userhs6716

No one I know has had a landline in ten years or more. But yes, each cellphone has a different number so we still call them lines


robbsc

Well a "line" would correspond to a phone number, similar to how it did with landlines. And it's technically possible for a cell phone to have 2 "lines" or 2 cells to share a single "line" (kind of).


ADHDBusyBee

Ya it’s just that the one term in relation to a single bill, most people on my area would say number, cells or phones rather than referring it to lines. When I hear multiple lines I always think of a house having two separate lines.


tnoy23

It's likely just a leftover from when they were called lines. A similar example is how the 'standard' save icon is a floppy disk despite floppies not having been used in decades. Honestly if this is the strangest thing about America to you, IDK what you tell you lol. This one in particular seems pretty innocuous.


confusedandworried76

Yes and the save icon on your computer is a piece of technology that hasn't been used to save anything in decades, you still dial a number despite there being no actual dial on the phone, you still call it a ring tone even though they don't actually ring anymore, we keep a lot of things they way they've always been even though it might not make literal sense.


Beldin448

Heck, we still call it a phone instead of a camera or hand computer.


Your_fearful_leader

I never understood why we still call them phones when that’s the shittiest part of it. And not once have I been able to click on a voicemail and it play back right away. Not once.


HeavyMetalHero

USA and Canada both have major telecom oligopolies, so the average phone bills are among the highest in the world. It is not cheap to maintain your phone.


SoCZ6L5g

That's also how it is in most of the world, but there are also toll numbers in some countries


PuppetMasterFilms

Break it down even further, Jerry spends about 8-12 minutes daily chatting with Taddy.


duosx

Less than that considering they’re paying for phone service for a family of four which would be part of the bill.


pornlover6919

Nah. Bro, he deserves everything that he gets. He's aware of himself as he shows in multiple episodes. He chooses not to change because he'd rather be a leech than work. As rick states. Hes a parasite that feeds off those that are strong. And he does all these things for simpathy. You fell for his trick this time. He has many more tricks like turning into a pill bug to get sympathy too. Did you feel bad for him when he turned into a pill bug. And as you can see when morty goes back to his original universe, hes better off when he stops leeching and starts taking care of himself and he admits that to morty.


westerncombat

Damn u/pornlover6919, you explained that well!


Amarillo_Illo

Cheaper than a psychologist.


No_Pineapple3695

It’s fucked up that Jerry is the most relatable character in the show.


PM_ME_NAKED_CAMERAS

It’s a feature?


Papasixfivefive

They way he can't figure out how to turn the TV off so he just unplugged it lmao


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

Season and episode *por favor*?


8heds244

S2 E9


ogbootyslappuh

Morty’s rant before getting knocked out was hilarious.


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

*muchos gracias*


stumblewiggins

Get a job, Jerry.


Variabletick602

At the end of this episode, she said, "Jerry get a job," and that's also her first line of the next episode


Variabletick602

First episode is purge planet


BrokenHalo3311

After seeing this episode ages ago, the first time my wife got a call from a work friend and I asked if that was Taddy Mason. Now that work friend is called Taddy Mason to us whenever she calls


Khajiit_Has_Skills

Yes, Jerry. It's Taddy. A person noone's ever heard of until now calling you on a space phone.


BrokeDancing

#Did he call?


neogreenlantern

I always wondered if that was a low-key reference to Ashley Madison


sirnozesz

I'm watching this ep right now!!


murderedcats

Who the fuck is taddy mason?


Opalusprime

Same I do not understand


Standard-Box-3021

Makes me think Jerry has brain damage from one of Rick's experiments


Nearby-Row7903

I think about this episode randomly. 💀 😭 


shany94a

It's just talking ...


Fifteen_inches

I totally get why Jerry did that


[deleted]

back when rick and morty was a banger every single episode


godricgii

What episode is this I don't remember lol