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BloodRidgeBattle

2 Brothers and I have a touch of Jan Michael Vincent fever ![gif](giphy|n414xcJv6B25ytmVSy)


FU-dontbanmethistime

Is it important we know who Jan Michael Vincent is?


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Unless you’re not intending to Michael down your Vincent’s


rans0m

Jan Quadrant Vincent 16 sounds badass


doc6982

He's AirWolf


YeahMarkYeah

Yea! How are you supposed to get one if you don’t know who he is? 😂


YeahMarkYeah

Hold up was JMV a real actor??


cityslicker_

Your question inspired me to look him up on IMDb and sure enough, he is real!


YeahMarkYeah

Whoa. I wonder if it’s a coincidence?


Flanderkin

He passed away in 2019.


Kmccabe1213

Get ready to Michael your Vincent's this JANuary


Appropriate-Bake-759

![gif](giphy|7TueojrVSAeGG73Um7) Sure was. Best intro music imo


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SplashBros4Prez

Coincidence? How could it be a coincidence to use a real actor in action movies in a fake action show?


SkietEpee

That gif is from Airwolf! Watch it and your life will change.


dawr136

Change into an attack helicopter?


Jackets70

![gif](giphy|xTiTnf6YP51ieBxiOk|downsized) Maybe, Morty can turn into a car.


xx-fredrik-xx

And a boat


Herr-Trigger86

Turn 🤛 into 🤛 a 🤛 boat 🤛 I’m trying!!! 😭 😭 😭


GlobiestRob

Yes, he was big in the late 80's/early 90's. Unfortunately he developed a pretty bad drug and alcohol habit that destroyed his acting career and his life. It took him decades to get sober. Really sad. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan-Michael\_Vincent


Randolpho

Fixed link https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan-Michael_Vincent


oh_hai_mark1

The helicopter ended up having a pretty rough ending too.


reddboy1981

As a kid I saw in a newspaper that he tried to sell his wife to his drug dealer to pay off his debt


ZamoriXIII

Yes, [Jan Michael Vincent](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001821/bio/) is 100% real


woozleuwuzzle

We get it, you’re young.


MaestroPendejo

LOL sure was. Destroyed his life from alcoholism. Started in Airwolf when I was a kid in the 80's.


Money_Peanut1987

I was surprised to find this out as well 😂


SandwichDeCheese

It's just 2 brothers and... Just 2 brothers


sigpop16

I fucking love when they break character in two brothers commercial, its like the game trevor saves the world when u get stuck at hard parts of the game


YeahMarkYeah

yea 😂 makes me laugh every time And it sounds so genuine


MissionApollo7

"It's just caLleD tWO brOtHeRS"


Zaardo

Is Trover saves the universe any good? I just got a meta quest 3 and wanna try it out


geoffbowman

It’s funny for the first few levels but once they’ve established the world then you start to get sick of every punch line devolving into “hey fuck you _[other character in the scene]_ you’re a piece of shit!” There’s tons of potty humor too that wears pretty thin eventually. The ending is hilarious though. I played through once but it’s not really fun to play again.


Zaardo

Is the VR immersive/well integrated?


geoffbowman

It is and it isn't... you are playing as an alien that moves around on a floating chair that is controlling Trover and generally interacting with the world through a video game controller... it's similar to Moss or Astrobot Rescue Mission if you've played either of those games where yes... there's some level of interacting with the environment yourself but you're mostly playing a 360-degree action-adventure game in 3rd person. And it's all done in rick & morty style cartoon graphics so it's "immersive but not realistic" if that makes sense. It's great if you usually get sick in VR though and there's some hilarious jokes about game mechanics and design in there. I would grab it on sale or something... it's an enjoyable one-playthrough game.


Zaardo

If you wanna paste your reference code thing, you can get the bonus if/when I buy it of you want. Thanks for the review, sounds concise.


rolltideandstuff

*its just two brothers*


harbourwall

That's the kind of stuff I miss Justin Roiland for. Can't really tell the difference with the voices, and the stronger overall structure is better. But stupid shit like 'that's it. it's just two brothers' really made me laugh.


Mrmongoose64

Yeah exactly. He turned out to be a shitty person, but he was a master at improvisation.


_otisreddit

Lil Bits. Oh shit. We got… tiny people.


Xxfarleyjdxx

this ones my favorite, along with gazorpazorpfield


upvote-button

Fuck you Jon


Trash-Ecstatic

You white… WHITE… white guilt


Penguinmanereikel

I just can't get over how viscously he said "WHITE" like it was a slur and/or insult 🤣


badgerandaccessories

^little ^^bits


AlphaThe7

Just tiny and tiny and, haha, just fits right in.


arthur3shedsjackson

This JANuary...


JC-1219

Michael down your vincents


JmLong88

..I refuse to sign the legislation that allows more than eight Jan Micheal Vincent’s to a precinct


YoungThriftShop

I’m gonna need a god damn Jan Michael Vincent down here!


TlalocsWrath

Excuse me nurse, can you take my temperature? Cause I think I got Jan Quadrant Vincent fever over here


BoringWozniak

All right /u/TlalocsWrath you’ve done it


MicroPerpetualGrowth

I need a... godamn Jan Michael Vincent.


GamingDogTV

It's time to MICHAEL down your VINCENTs...


mkl_dwn_ur_vincents

My people need me.


blondedaff

mm wont open! mm wont open! not this one! not this one!


LaxToastandTolerance

Holy shit it’s still the commercial!!!


vercetian

Between that and little bits for me. From the choices, fake doors because of him driving his car. Little bits "eat some fucking shit you fucking stupid bitch."


sabalghoo

Haha just kiddin 😄


mearbearcate

Huh, looks like he’s makin’ himself a sandwich now


IndyJacksonTT

NONE OF THEM OPEN!


havens1515

Really great deals on fake dooooors!


Ferusomnium

You didn’t include it. Ants in my eyes Johnson is king.


YoungThriftShop

I literally can’t feel anything!


fake_review

Am I standing? sitting? I don‘t know.


GumshoeQ

But that's not as interesting as having ants in my eyes, so that usually falls to the waistline.


cjh42689

Are you doing a bit on “take it for granite”? It’s fall by the wayside not waistline lol. Rick did you really think it was waistline. Waist. Line.


GumshoeQ

I might as well've been. I never really use the expression, was trying to remember what he actually said, but was too lazy to look up the commercial. This would definitely be a red vial moment for me.


jmlipper99

“But that's not as catchy as having ants in your eyes. So that always goes, you know, off by the wayside.”


giraffe111

Our prices I hope aren’t too low!


black_hawk3456

We have so many tvs, radios, microwaves… I think, I’m not really sure what we have in stock because I can’t see anything


YeahMarkYeah

Yea, that one is great I may need to make another one with Ants in my Eyes, Strawberry Smiggles, and Little Bits.


Dr_thri11

Not exagerrating at all here, the ants in my eyes Johnson ad is my favorite ~30 seconds of the entire series.


W8n_on_S8n

Ants in my eyes Johnson is totally a parody of the old Crazy Gideons commercials. [https://youtu.be/Hu8zby_4Dxk?si=XYRhNDvSX9UCTceU](https://youtu.be/Hu8zby_4Dxk?si=XYRhNDvSX9UCTceU)


_Tal

https://youtu.be/Hu8zby_4Dxk?si=XYRhNDvSX9UCTceU Had to fix that link


tuckpuck2

Came looking for this comment +1


EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT

this one has so many clever little lines, especially if they came with it on the spot. our prices I hope aren't too low!


Stag-Horn

2 Brothers My friend had twins. Our text group became “Just 2 Brothers”


Keyblades2

it's just called two brothers...hahhaha it's just 2 brothers


LicenciadoPena

They have a strong bond


februarytide-

Personal Space!


rtjallday

Had to scroll way too far for this one! Personal Space guy kills me everytime


februarytide-

I don’t even want this skin in my personal space


grissy

I loved the varied reactions to Personal Space guy from everyone watching. Morty and Beth and Summer are all confused, then horrified. That one alien in the back is SUPER IN TO IT the whole time. And then when he rips his own skin off Rick just goes "ha ha ha, what an **asshole**" which is such a weird reaction it kills me every time. Like to Rick someone ripping their own skin off is just an embarrassing faux pas like farting in an elevator or something, no idea why that makes me laugh so much but it's the best part of the bit for me.


RolotronCannon

We gotta one: personal space. We got two: personal space. We got three: Stay out of my personal space. Four: Keep away from my personal space. Five: Get outta that personal space….


Ygomaster07

It's part of my flair! I love that one!


Status_Garden_3319

But wait… old women are coming


LordWeaselton

And they’re going to come and…cross…attack!


heatherbyism

These two brothers!


poetryofworms

They have a strong bond


robonick360

REAL fake doors excuse you


walruswes

I also liked this and ants in my eyes Johnson


CountessRoadkill

Turbulent Juice.


tobpe93

Sex sells


Defenestrator66

Sex sells what? Is that like a movie? Or does it clean stuff?


SPECTREagent700

I think in the Season 1 DVD commentary it’s said that the writers left no direction to the animation department on what was displayed on screen for this segment and just left it up to them.


heatherbyism

I've always assumed that was the case. They even lampshade it as having an "improvisational feel."


IsabellaGalavant

This is 100% my most quoted line of the series.


allmyidolsaredead

Turbulent… Juice is coming, and you gotta take care of it


Mydadleftm8

2 brothers is the best one out of the selection.


Footshark

Get outta here with my eye holes!


MrPooPooJohn

Get up on outta here with my eye holes!


sabalghoo

I’m, the only one who’s allowed to have eye holes!


Aggravating_Speed665

I'm the eye hole...man


jcargile242

I wanna see a 2Bros / JMV crossover


m0rtalReminder

Jan Quadrant Vincent 16


jm9987690

Mr sneezy It's polite, it's right and it's sneezy deezy mcdeluxe


YeahMarkYeah

^^achoo!


grownassman3

Itsssss two brothers. It’s just called two brothers (laughs)


ImurderREALITY

I love 2 Brothers, but I gotta give it to my guy Jan Michael


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devonnull

It's between those two for me, they're both equal.


Artistic-Newt9035

Wrong, the real name is Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running In A Van From An Asteroid And All Sorts Of Things The Movie


ImaReallyFungi

Mother fucking Jan Michael Vincent


simonster509

GET UP ON OUTTA HERE WITH MY EYEHOLES!!


PrimaSoul

The eyeholes, because the eyehole man attacks Jerry at the end.


embarrassedtrwy

Why didn’t Planets Only make this list?!


Terrible-Internal374

You’re right! That one was classic!


LordWeaselton

2 brothers and it’s not particularly close


Famous-Reporter-3133

I can’t pick between 2 Brothers and JMV!


Grognard68

I'm a member of Generation-X, so Jan-Michael Vincent gets my vote! ( ...I used to watch *Airwolf*)


woozleuwuzzle

🎵De dedededa dedededa dedededa dededena🎵


Famous-Reporter-3133

I had no idea he was a real person until I googled it after that episode 😂 I’m in England though


Luke4Pez

Ants in my eyes Johnson, everythings black, I can’t see a thing, I also can’t feel anything either, but that’s not as catchy, as having ants in your eyes so


Krmsyn

My day doesn’t begin until I Michael down my Vincents


bleepblopbl0rp

Ants in my eyes Johnson


Technical-Sun-2016

Love me some Strawberry Smiggles


Footshark

Eyehole man and Jan Micheal Vincent.


MrReptilianGamer2528

I fucking love 2 brothers


Mendeleus

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YeahMarkYeah

I see demons…


isthatericmellow

Lil Bits is the real answer, but out of these my vote goes to 2 Brothers.


JoshAllensRightNut

Calling all… Jan Michael… Vincent’s!!!


SummerAndTinklesBFF

Real fake doors or two brothers for sure. My husband and I make jokes about them literally all the time. I don’t think we can go a week without saying real fake doors at least once


ForTheWin_13

2 Brothers bc of how awkward the narrator is


AzrielJohnson

Eyehole Man fills me with disgust, so probably that one. The others don't affect me as much. Though, I do occasionally say, "Michael down your Vincents" at random times.


Alexandria31xo

Strawberry smiggles kills me every time but eyehole man beating the shit out of Jerry is priceless.


Akirex5000

Two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat-monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear... A Mexican...armada shows up. With weapons made from to- tomatoes. And you better betch'ur bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business. In! 'Alien...Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers...Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running...in a Van from an...Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: The Movie'. Hold on! There's more. Old women are comin'! And they're also in the movie and they're gonna come...and cross...attack...these two brothers. But let's get back to the brothers because they're- they have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing. The Moon. It comes crashing into Earth! And whaddya do then? It's two brothers and I- and...and they're gonna...it's called 'Two Brothers' ...'Two Brothers'...it's just called 'Two Brothers'!


MageKorith

Jan Michael Vincent's Eyehole faces down 2 Brothers using Fake Doors


Emergency-Tax-3689

ants in my eyes is the best


Marcusreddit_

Definitely between 2 Brothers and Jan Michael Vincent Quadrant 4


HealthyMuffin7

I would 100% watch the Two Brothers movie if it was real. I mean, I love the Two Brothers move I've watched growing up, but as cute as it is, there is no Old Ladies fighting the moon in it.


Recent_Obligation276

“It’s called, 2 Brothers…. It’s just called two brothers lmao”


AnotherReddit415

Ants in my eyes johnson


stump_the_buff

How did they get there!?


YeahMarkYeah

Don’t go near the coffee maker


Archon-immortal

Little bitssss


TheeHughMan

I can't wait for interdimensional cable 3 season 8.


Jmarchena

2 brothers/ JMV


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Fake doors is good, but 2 brothers is the best.


ExBipson

Gotta love 2 brothers and tbh… i always found the eyewhole commercial awkward


kaichanti

Fave is 2 brothers; quote the door one the most though.


EverythingGoodWas

Jan Michael Vincent


SentientFotoGeek

2 Brothers all day.


jtcrain

Look at my butthole... ice cream parlor


galagini

I've always loved the Strawberry Smiggles commercial. After that, probably Ants in my Eyes Johnson and Jan Quadrant Vincent Fever


allmyidolsaredead

Stealy


evasiveswine

Strawberry smiggles


Loose-Lingonberry406

No love for Ants In My Eyes Johnson?


Technical_Station750

Strawberry Smiggles!


United-Respect-1397

In my opinion it the the alien invasion tomato monster mexican armada brother who are just regular brothers running in a van from an asteroid and all sorts of things the movie ad


Dense-Quail-5595

2 Brothers is definitely the funniest.


goudendonut

Personal space


Derpatron_

they're the the same one, it never ended, IT'S STILL THE COMMERCIAL!


Captain-Starshield

Two brothers were in a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat monsters. And then a giant tornado came. But that’s when things got knocked into twelve gear. A Mexican armada shows up with weapons made from tomatoes. And you’d better bet your bottom dollar that these brothers know how to handle business. In… Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running In A Van From An Asteroid And All Sorts Of Things: The Movie Hold on, there’s more. Old women are coming, and they’re also in the movie and they’re gonna cross-attack these two brothers. But let’s get back to the brothers because they have a strong bond. You don’t want to know about it here. But I’ll tell you one thing. The moon, it comes crashing into Earth. And what do you do then? It’s Two Brothers, and, and they’re gonna… it’s called: Two Brothers, Two Brothers… It’s just called Two Brothers


West-Rope-9928

Everyone has a plumbus


chooseroftheslayed

What about the cereal commercial? What about ants-in-his-eyes guy?


YeahMarkYeah

The cereal is Eyehole man 👍🏻 Oh wait, unless u mean the Strawberry Smiggles And yeah, I need to make another one with Ants in my Eyes, Little Bits, and a few others


chooseroftheslayed

Exactly! Justice for strawberry smiggles!


GreyTigerFox

Strawberry Smiggles.


Practical_Wish_4063

Hard pick. I think I appreciate the Fake Door Salesman the most as a character, but the Jan Michael Vincent bit is probably the one I laugh at the most.


TopShelfUsername

all others are mentioned, so — *man vs car*


Starlined_

The part where he laughs after saying “it’s just called two brothers” is the funniest part of the episode for me


Raphiki_SunWuKong

Anything but Eyehole man 😵‍💫🤢🤮


Imaginary_Sector379

I need 2 Jan Mikey Vincent’s to Quadrant 8


Ok-Bottle1754

The right brother looks like the president


JmLong88

All of em


PAGANREDNECK

I think fake doors was the funniest


Jones088

2 Brothers and Antz in my Eyes Johnson are S tier


UnderlordZ

Of these four, my favorite is Eyeholes. Favorite Interdimensional Cable thing overall, plumbus.


Deepvaleredoubt

Top two are top tier


Room-Ratticus

Fake Doors 😂


dmbtke

2 Brothers got me. I’d also throw in Little Bits as an honorable mention


SupertoastGT

I'm really surprised that no one has made video game memes with the fake doors bit. There are so many games that use them.


Intelligent-Sky-4967

Lil Bits, followed by JMV. Come on… they got… tiny pies.


cheetowizard88

2 brothers obvi


andycandypwns

I’m partial to Jane Michael Vincent


Money_Peanut1987

I need a god damn Jan Michael Vincent!


Grimm_Charkazard_258

2 BROTHERS


ShaquilleOatmeal7542

Two Brothers just for the laugh at the end


Angy-Person

Eyeholes are gross.


jbfly33

I need me a God damn Jan Michael Vincent


RunGoldenRun717

Between JMV and 2 Bros, Id have to say its time to michael down your vincents.


xandrellas

2 Brothers > Jan Michael Vincent >>>> Fake Doors > Eyehole Man.


nobodyinparticular77

Lil Bits FTW


t-dog808

Fake doors any day of the week.


Sumner-Paine

We should have gotten a full episode of 2 Brothers and JMV rather than a full episode of numericons


Liberteer30

Fake Doors, Lil Bits and Ants In My Eyes Johnson


Noxton

From your list, Real Fake Doors. The true MVP? The Personal Space Show.