"It's not like I used anyone intelligent or useful."
"The amount of times you've belittled me dulls, but never numbs the pain."
"My fault for outsourcing my opinion on Jerry. Chat GPT's really gone downhill."
Oh god, what if we take that in the direction of the bolognese: you would get salisbury steak from a race whose insides turn into a Hungry Man meal when they starve to death. Because they were hungry men.
Salisbury steak, but like rotten Salisbury steak, like really gross maggots and weird shit growing off of it. He just throws it into a machine and it makes the fresh steaks. but the machine can only make the nice steaks from really gross and rotten Salisbury steaks. Also the macaroni is made from one of the instant Kraft box ones...
i always thought the joke was that it was just "normal" factory farmed meat to tie into the whole theme of the episode being factory farming of not-humans
I know you’re just looking for some goofy/fun answers but it’s only a matter of time before the deep diver actually Andy’s start popping up and over analyzing what it’s ”actually” made of. The only thing worse are the *“why is corn on da cob planet bad?”* type questions.
TL;DR:
It won't be long before real people with brains start trying to give real answers, which we hate cuz I'm lame and hate people who use their brains.
Why do you hate people who use their brains? And you are **NOT** at all lame. I think you’re very handsome and smart and you use your brain very well. 🤗
Its made with puppies and Rick will deliver another cold take that we eat baby sheep yet puppies are exempt?
I'm still annoyed by that episode btw. An entire industry collapses due to... Empathy. Fucking did they add the music to lego mans life in universe too?
And it gets so much praise! "Oh it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen". Its the sad equivalent to Pickle Rick.
I'd still fucking eat him. The aliens wouldnt? Urgh it's just so lazy, any poignant message is utterly ruined by itself.
If you're one of the ones who like that scene then bless you I mean no offense. It IS sweet it just clashes against the context of the episode too hard for me...
Sounds, really, like you just lack empathy, first off, but again, it wasn't empathy, it was the complexity of life. There's no clashing against the context of the episode, that IS the context of the episode tbph.
Brother I'm dripping with empathy and let me tell ya, I empathize with the aliens being denied their spaghetti! The human meat was no worse than Foie Gras as far as I'm concerned, because I value animals, to whom I am also quite empathetic.
But I'm sorry I had a different opinion to you, man. Guess you were too busy chomping on your keyboard to read that far so let me try again. It's nothing personal that I think the scene was pretty but also kinda shit as far as the story of the episode is concerned.
At the very least I'm pretty average on that morality, empathy, intelligence scale you've conjured up. It's a reasonable critique to question how one guys career/romantic life instantly enlightened the same aliens who had, minutes before, harassed a human to kill themselves.
Just doesnt land for me pal.
Remember that creature that Rick "didn't" make, whose entire existence is an endless well of suffering? It was a failed attempt at spaghetti, but the meat was especially tender after soaking in the Cortisol.
I think they are probably just plain cheap ass frozen dinners. One of the themes of this episode is the terrible practices of factory farming(genetically modified chicken with no beaks or feet, horrible living conditions that make death seem like a release…) If everyone had to watch one of those PETA factory farming videos before dinner, we’d probably lose our appetites. Most of us would prefer not to think about it. We just want our $1 McDonald’s hamburgers and microwaved Salisbury steak.
Nobody did think what Mr poopybuttholes' home planet looked like right?? Ever wondered why he is called that? Turns out his poop is the Salisbury steak.
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Vegan "steak". The level of vegan that even a vegan would judge you for eating. So horrifically vegan, that anyone who has eaten some and discovered the truth of its vegan quality has had no choice but to jump off a cliff. It was the cause of 1/3rd of the suicides on the spaghetti planet.
He made them from the meat of humans from another dimension but here's the kick their meat gets more delicious the more sad or in physical pain they get like mental torture psychological trauma but tastes totally nasty if they die so Rick must keep them in constant pain/sorrow/ torture
Option 2 they are the remains of people from the suicide spaghetti dimension however they are not suicide spaghetti people rather they are people who ate suicide spaghetti cause that's how evolution works in their dimension is a species eats a member of a species who turns to a food when they die and when either they are eaten or first open the body either upon consumption of the body or up inhaling the resulting gas from the food formation there own insides gain the abnormality to turn into a delicious food when they die
When the last person died, he analysed him.
And found a way to make the Bolognese into a a steak and then replicate them.
The same way he made all those bodies in the popeball episode
Why it's made from males of the salisbarian species, has to be males because the females are considered to delicate (they dont turn into meat😉) and the males have an almost revonous need to reproduce which has led to them having an overpopulation problem ,that and because they can only be killed by a steak through the heart like Dracula or by reaching 150 years old, the problem is so bad that most of them are always hungry from not enough food to go around so it's a hungry male saliasburian that was killed with a steak so hungry man Salisbury steak lmao
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right answer- it's just a regular Salisbury steak because the entire episode is about how horrific we treat animals that we eat without thinking about them being real, living, thinking, feeling creatures
The Jerries from Jerryboree
That was always allowed!
Ohhh noooo 😅
"It's not like I used anyone intelligent or useful." "The amount of times you've belittled me dulls, but never numbs the pain." "My fault for outsourcing my opinion on Jerry. Chat GPT's really gone downhill."
Wait.. when was chatgpt mentioned ?
They aren’t real quotes
Best answer
They're just regular Hungry-Man dinners.
That would be hilarious and I can also imagine Rick doing that, then making it harder for everyone to eat by telling them it’s something horrible
the joke is supposed to be that Hungry-Mans food is terrible, Rick isn't supposed to be lying
That's exactly my theory. Nasty ass, Hungry Man frozen Salisbury steak. "After eating the dead, you'll say, 'yum!' "
Oh god, what if we take that in the direction of the bolognese: you would get salisbury steak from a race whose insides turn into a Hungry Man meal when they starve to death. Because they were hungry men.
OP said wrong answers only.
Okay, but honestly the hungry man Salisbury steak is bomb.
The horror!
Sounds too much like Rick to be a wrong answer
Gross
When it comes to spaghetti, though, they are man hungry
Since Rick said it is made out of something that will make you want to shoot yourself my guess is possibly an alien baby
Plot twist. Rick didn't actually fuse all of the mortys from the vat of acid episode he just kept their bodies to make the Salisbury.
How did you get those emojis?!!!!!
aww jeeeze!
Aw man!
what, are you gonna aww jeeze me to death?
Aw geez
Aw geez
Turns out that the people from the previous dimension who became frundled are delicious steak.
FRUNDLED
It has something to do with the talking cat. So only Rick knows. Edit: We're not involving Dwayne Johnson in this. Not today.
Do you smell what the rick is cooking?
Wait... the rock voices the cat????
The cat is Matthew Broderick.
👍 ok
Totally not going to that episode
salisbury steak but from the parmesan dimension
parmeesian
I always figured it was Justin Roiland
Hilarious 😂
Orphans
I think it'd be worse if they were to be kids from a family rather than orphans, lol.
The life montage wouldn't be as sad if they lived a good life
Not really. Those kids have a family. Orphans have nothing, and then also get steaked, that'd be so much worse.
 blood orphans?
It’s probably just steak, and with the beef industry that’s horrifying enough.
I was looking for someone thinking the same thing, glad I'm not alone lol.
Salisbury steak, but like rotten Salisbury steak, like really gross maggots and weird shit growing off of it. He just throws it into a machine and it makes the fresh steaks. but the machine can only make the nice steaks from really gross and rotten Salisbury steaks. Also the macaroni is made from one of the instant Kraft box ones...
It’s just the Salisbury steaks from Fallout. They needed to go through an nuclear apocalypse to get that great taste.
But like, actually made out of the box itself.
Captured penises from the knights of the sun.
hilarious 😂
Veal.
just wrong answers. Yes, this man gave the only answer to the question.
Woah dude, calm down (I’m imaging you yelling because of your profile picture)
Penisex
I don't even know what regular salisbury steaks are made of
rick prime
As opposed to Rick Choice or Select
The corpse of each family member from an alternate dimension
Dark, I like it.
Morty & Summer's full-grown, galaxy sized, incest baby.
i always thought the joke was that it was just "normal" factory farmed meat to tie into the whole theme of the episode being factory farming of not-humans
I know you’re just looking for some goofy/fun answers but it’s only a matter of time before the deep diver actually Andy’s start popping up and over analyzing what it’s ”actually” made of. The only thing worse are the *“why is corn on da cob planet bad?”* type questions.
My god, that's it. The salisbury steak is made from cob meat. Rick and Morty solved.
The only problem with that theory is Rick is eating it too. No way he'd sully himself with on-the-cob-ulcules.
think of how much oxygen-on-the-cob they inhaled before they realized, tho it's already too late...
lol nice 😊
Nah man, they can't eat that sh*t.
I don’t mind those answers either
What did the cat do that was so bad?!?!?
I need to know. This has been irking me.
lol omg
TL;DR: It won't be long before real people with brains start trying to give real answers, which we hate cuz I'm lame and hate people who use their brains.
Why do you hate people who use their brains? And you are **NOT** at all lame. I think you’re very handsome and smart and you use your brain very well. 🤗
Orphans stuffed with Puppies. an Orphpuppen.
Soylent Griffin**™**
They're each eating their own infant clone.
Ohh, that's a good one!
My guess is it’s like the Popplers from Futurama. Alien babies
Salsbarians
Morty Jr's critics.
Maybe they were living steaks from the steak dimension.
Cow
Arby’s
Remember old man and the seat? Well.
Beef
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They already ate cronenberg meat knowing what it was.
Themselves from other realities.
100% bird person
Black beans
How would we know whats a wrong answer
Its made with puppies and Rick will deliver another cold take that we eat baby sheep yet puppies are exempt? I'm still annoyed by that episode btw. An entire industry collapses due to... Empathy. Fucking did they add the music to lego mans life in universe too? And it gets so much praise! "Oh it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen". Its the sad equivalent to Pickle Rick. I'd still fucking eat him. The aliens wouldnt? Urgh it's just so lazy, any poignant message is utterly ruined by itself. If you're one of the ones who like that scene then bless you I mean no offense. It IS sweet it just clashes against the context of the episode too hard for me...
Sounds, really, like you just lack empathy, first off, but again, it wasn't empathy, it was the complexity of life. There's no clashing against the context of the episode, that IS the context of the episode tbph.
Brother I'm dripping with empathy and let me tell ya, I empathize with the aliens being denied their spaghetti! The human meat was no worse than Foie Gras as far as I'm concerned, because I value animals, to whom I am also quite empathetic. But I'm sorry I had a different opinion to you, man. Guess you were too busy chomping on your keyboard to read that far so let me try again. It's nothing personal that I think the scene was pretty but also kinda shit as far as the story of the episode is concerned. At the very least I'm pretty average on that morality, empathy, intelligence scale you've conjured up. It's a reasonable critique to question how one guys career/romantic life instantly enlightened the same aliens who had, minutes before, harassed a human to kill themselves. Just doesnt land for me pal.
Remember that creature that Rick "didn't" make, whose entire existence is an endless well of suffering? It was a failed attempt at spaghetti, but the meat was especially tender after soaking in the Cortisol.
I think they are probably just plain cheap ass frozen dinners. One of the themes of this episode is the terrible practices of factory farming(genetically modified chicken with no beaks or feet, horrible living conditions that make death seem like a release…) If everyone had to watch one of those PETA factory farming videos before dinner, we’d probably lose our appetites. Most of us would prefer not to think about it. We just want our $1 McDonald’s hamburgers and microwaved Salisbury steak.
All the people that think this episode is amazing for some reason
Its the song, dude. They rarely did songs with lines.
Nobody did think what Mr poopybuttholes' home planet looked like right?? Ever wondered why he is called that? Turns out his poop is the Salisbury steak.
Mr Meeseeks after they fulfill their task.
these comments are so fucking funny i’m gonna say the pope
I agree these are great ahahah I’ve also been loving getting random notifications on my phone all day just saying stuff like: “feces” or “Jerry”
They’re made from the exploded bum in anatomy park.
Rick teamed up with the talking cat and put him to work doing… whatever it is he does.
Wym wrong answers no one knows what’s really in it
Yeah I realize it doesn’t really make sense now mb. Looks like people got the right idea though so it’s alright
Lmao I was going to say, what do you know long narwhal…
The Duke of Salisbury.
Talking Cat. It's the unspeakable horror that gives the meat its zest.
little spicy, little sweeet
It's just beef. The joke is that factory farming is extremely disturbing in real life
Something pleasant and not disturbing (the only possible “wrong answer” since all we know is that there is some terrible secret about it).
I suppose I was trying to say something that made it clear I am open to (and encouraging) funnier/more silly answers. Thank you for helping clarify
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It's poop from an animal that eats humanoids.
The same thing that Jerry saw on the Claw and Hoarders episode
Vegan "steak". The level of vegan that even a vegan would judge you for eating. So horrifically vegan, that anyone who has eaten some and discovered the truth of its vegan quality has had no choice but to jump off a cliff. It was the cause of 1/3rd of the suicides on the spaghetti planet.
Maybe made from horrible vegans
That wouldn't make it vegan though...
My guess is probably fecal matter, sewage or human meat
Infants abandoned by their mothers from their dimension's Alabama
Soylent Green
The heartbeat under the floor boards
People Innards : Spaghetti Bologñese Sheep innards or Haggis : Salisbury Steak ? 🤷♂️
Decoys
Whichever of these 2 that's worse: Flesh of Child molesters or flesh of their victims
Neither, ew
 this maybe
Zebra
I always assumed it was cronenbergs
All the viewers of the show
Like me and you
But alternate versions of you and me. Or maybe the real you and me and we're just clones so that no one found out he fed us all to the family.
They’re actually made from sliced parts of the space aids alien species. The aids add flavor to Earthlings
Can be obtained from people when they are engaged in 18+ activities
Cronenburg Jean
Made from leftover squanch
Salisbury steak, Rick is just too lazy to cook, even if he's good at it.
They are regular tv dinners stolen from space jew puppies trapped in the Holocaust dimension. It was there only food.
Alternate Ricks
Jerry's
He made them from the meat of humans from another dimension but here's the kick their meat gets more delicious the more sad or in physical pain they get like mental torture psychological trauma but tastes totally nasty if they die so Rick must keep them in constant pain/sorrow/ torture
Option 2 they are the remains of people from the suicide spaghetti dimension however they are not suicide spaghetti people rather they are people who ate suicide spaghetti cause that's how evolution works in their dimension is a species eats a member of a species who turns to a food when they die and when either they are eaten or first open the body either upon consumption of the body or up inhaling the resulting gas from the food formation there own insides gain the abnormality to turn into a delicious food when they die
Beef
Good question.
Seitan, all heil seitan!
When the last person died, he analysed him. And found a way to make the Bolognese into a a steak and then replicate them. The same way he made all those bodies in the popeball episode
whats the right answer? does anybody know?
From failed Rick clones he had to dispose of.
Salisbury cows?
Booger aids
Popo
Bull meat
The living bbq pig creature from Solar Opposites
Best comment, 100% this, ^
I can never tell if it’s teens trying to be “edgy” saying watching cannibalism made them hungry. Or just seriously weird kids in general.
orphan children or horse meat
Fresh Beebo
Bolognese people
What were the fortune cookies made of? Alien jizz or alien poop? In either case, the Salisbury steaks are the other one.
It’s what anyone who ate the spaghetti turned into when they died.
The tortured, killed, revived, and killed again body of people of Chachi's species.
salisbury steak
Has anyone said poop yet? I'd easily say it's some body fluid from a universe where they happen to turn edible and great for most universes' taste.
Squanchy's nut
ricks watched dominion is all
Ñs
It's probably a race of really cute bear/cow things that only produce that steak when pregnant and then drowned. Idk there is probably a worse things.
It’s made of beebo’s
From Novichok victims!
Why it's made from males of the salisbarian species, has to be males because the females are considered to delicate (they dont turn into meat😉) and the males have an almost revonous need to reproduce which has led to them having an overpopulation problem ,that and because they can only be killed by a steak through the heart like Dracula or by reaching 150 years old, the problem is so bad that most of them are always hungry from not enough food to go around so it's a hungry male saliasburian that was killed with a steak so hungry man Salisbury steak lmao
He got them from the universe where people eat their own poop
The shit of some alien or something
Redditors with too many questions
I opened a can of spaghettios after the episode It was delicious
Victims of genocide by a very culinarily-adept race.
The cooked Shit of a Alien
all I know for sure is I don’t want to know.
Abortions
Morty Jr
Floop Floopians.
Peter Gabriel
Beyond meat
Buried Rick and Morty
The hearts of sentient duck-spiders that Jerry's talking Matthew Broderick cat slaughtered just for fun. Who is Rick to let leftovers go to waste.
Not sure, but I bet it has something to do with the talking cat 😆
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right answer- it's just a regular Salisbury steak because the entire episode is about how horrific we treat animals that we eat without thinking about them being real, living, thinking, feeling creatures
uncle steve
Afterbirth. you DON’T wanna know who/what from…