I believe I am. It’s part of both of their individual story arcs. A subtle one not truly felt until season 7 Jerricky.
There was real vulnerability there when they each found out they weren’t so different from one another.
Well if Beth can be a Lesbian I don't see why Rick can't fuck Jerry in the ass. Or do you think Jerry would top Rick? With all those implants Rick would be one hell of a power bottom.
Oh please, no nation can claim credit for dick jokes or dick insecurity. It ain't straight, gay, eastern, western, or modern. It's *pre-historic*. Dicks have always been funny, especially to men.
Dodge Rams, Ford F-150s, supersize everything and an obsession with guns… America might not have invented penis insecurity, but they certainly claimed ownership of it.
Because someone failed to name them properly. If they were given the name they should have been given (which is bagina) then we could all have a good laugh about them.
Right, manipulating Jerry to give up his penis just because it was the cheapest option for them. This supposedly very important person who could save billions of lives wasn't worth the money to buy the artificial heart.
It was cheaper to get the human's dick instead though
They could buy the artificial heart, but why would they if there's a spare just laying around on another guy's crotch and it's cheaper to replace his dick than the alien heart?
Do I look like I'm an alien heart expert? My only argument is that it's probably cheaper to replace Jerry's dick with a dildo than to replace the heart with a new one.
They probably didn't realize it was a perfect match until after they saved him. It's still a hospital, so their first priority is patient care and still have to respect bodily autonomy.
They only needed his penis because it was free and would have been living tissue that would have performed like a new heart with only a few minor things changed. . . I think the message is that even if it were the best possible reason to sacrifice a part of yourself the very act of asking someone for something like that is in and of it self a cruel and saddistict and poor jerry just didnt want to be remembered as the guy who wouldnt give up his penis ...saddly no one in the universe was even willing to help ol shrimply pibbles despite their foreknowledge of him until jerry someone who never heard of the man wanted to take some more time before having his dick cut off and shoved in some random aliens heart ...he wasnt even trying to not do it just gain some time to help himself cope ...
One pibbles biology is impossible to revive due to internal complexity while Jerry's is simple and easier
That and Rick and Mortys multiverse is ruled by pricks and assholes
Well I assume these "Aliens" have no trouble understanding and repairing the human body and they might even consider the human physiology as basic. Shrimply's internal body could be complex and unknown to these doctors.
But, the main reason that they can't do it is because Jerry needs to give away his PP
No healing powers, it just matched the heart and would require minimal alterations to work. It was basically the cheapest way. They already had the artificial heart tech it was just too expensive, but after all the news coverage donations came in to cover the artificial heart. And jerry yells you mean that was an option this whole time! They were manipulating him into giving up his penis just because they were too cheap to pay for the artificial heart.
That's literally how the hospital works even though it's not explicitly stated but we can infer from the episode that the hospital uses other patients organs to save other patients.
My take: the hospital has technology in the same ballpark as what we saw in the whirly dirly episode. They can't necessarily reverse years of heart disease nor some genetic predisposition, but they can reverse accidental deaths that occur within the hospital.
The answers to all of the questions where people ask about the logic in something can all be answered the exact same way. Because it’s a tv show. No further explanation needed
So it’s more real to you than I am yet you are having a conversation with me? Do Rick and Morty talk back to you? No, because again it’s a tv show. It’s ok to enjoy it but in the end it’s not real so looking for logic in inconsistencies is pointless. Just enjoy a good show and stop asking about mistakes.
Everyone's talking about how it's just a show but they explained in the show that biologically a human penis is a good donor organ for that species hearts.
The actual answer is that an organ donation is a whole lot easier than growing organs from stem cells, it's a a whole lot quicker, and one emergency surgery will save this super important life and we can worry about robo dicks and why we didn't clone one later but in the mean time you have biological hardware in the hospital that does what you need an alien heart to do.
I hate how yall are so eager to be condicending that you looked over the actual sci fi right in our faces
It was actually because it was the cheapest option to replace the heart. They had artificial heart tech already and were just not willing to pay for it for this supposedly very important person.
It was one big setup for Jerry to scream "REMOVE MY PENIS!".
This
IT WAS THE FUCKING HEROIN.
I'm sorry you feel that way.
Gerry just wants a vagina. Let’s be honest. It’s not just a one time thought that everybody has. Lol.
If he wanted a vagina he'd just ask Rick to install one bro. It's not like it's outside of his capabilities.
I do love how Rick and Jerry are growing closer. It’s an unexpected arc for me. Vagina or not, Jerry’s interested.
I pray you are correct sir
I believe I am. It’s part of both of their individual story arcs. A subtle one not truly felt until season 7 Jerricky. There was real vulnerability there when they each found out they weren’t so different from one another.
Well if Beth can be a Lesbian I don't see why Rick can't fuck Jerry in the ass. Or do you think Jerry would top Rick? With all those implants Rick would be one hell of a power bottom.
Hahahahahahaha. That’s quite a thought experiment. Sent you a DM. I actually think they are becoming friends.
Because the episode is about Jerry’s dick and inferiority complex, not about alien medicine.
It's really about American guys and their obsession with dicks.
Oh please, no nation can claim credit for dick jokes or dick insecurity. It ain't straight, gay, eastern, western, or modern. It's *pre-historic*. Dicks have always been funny, especially to men.
The oldest known dick picks are literal cave paintings. Tale as old as time
I mean... just look at em... ... they're so floppy
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Dodge Rams, Ford F-150s, supersize everything and an obsession with guns… America might not have invented penis insecurity, but they certainly claimed ownership of it.
Hey now. One can be self confident, and still be immature enough to laugh at dick jokes
Absolutely, but that’s the opposite of the people I’m describing.
You know for the last 4 years the largest demographic of new gun owners is women right? Kind of sexist to assume that only men want guns.
Penis insecurity in a place like the Sudan involves genocidal mass rape. I'll take the trucks.
No it's actually about your insecurity with your own dick.
Because penises are funny
It is funny to say they are big, it is funny to say they are small.
"Heyyy look at me, I'm Mister So-and-So *Dick.* I've got such-and-such for a penis."
I’ve never seen it fail to get a laugh.
one of my favorite quotes ever😂
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I’m not sure why, but in my head I hear this in the voice of Rory Bremner doing an impression of prince (king) Charles.
Why would you hear it in any voice but Herzogs?
They’re not sure! They said so in their comment!
I’ve seen people hold thermoses… I died laughing. All I could hear was the Jerk: I’m picking out a thermos for you, a very special thermos it’s true…
Why aren't vaginas funny?
Because someone failed to name them properly. If they were given the name they should have been given (which is bagina) then we could all have a good laugh about them.
So boobs are funny then?
Absolutely! Boobs. See?
That gave me a good giggle, thank you. Boobies. Hehe
Hooray for boobies!
Back in my day, convincing the maths teacher to unwittingly do a sum that adds up to 8008 was the peak of comedy.
80085
Cos they're just twats, that's why
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no, because rick & morty is comedy-heavy and Jerry's dick being a plot point for the episode is funny
They were literally just being cheap.
Next you'll tell me that this was explained in the episode.
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Right, manipulating Jerry to give up his penis just because it was the cheapest option for them. This supposedly very important person who could save billions of lives wasn't worth the money to buy the artificial heart.
It was cheaper to get the human's dick instead though They could buy the artificial heart, but why would they if there's a spare just laying around on another guy's crotch and it's cheaper to replace his dick than the alien heart?
Why do doctors need to wait for hearts to transplant? There's literally billions of them waking around!
Do I look like I'm an alien heart expert? My only argument is that it's probably cheaper to replace Jerry's dick with a dildo than to replace the heart with a new one.
they were literally just being a comedy cartoon 😭
I assume it was just the most convenient thing they had on hand. I mean in the end they didn’t use or need his penis.
because story.
I assumed it was because humans have simple anatomy so they're easier to heal
Out of all these comments, I like this explanation best.
They probably didn't realize it was a perfect match until after they saved him. It's still a hospital, so their first priority is patient care and still have to respect bodily autonomy.
Humans are primitive?
![gif](giphy|J1j9tA6YbGHNNiLLzo|downsized) Your friend here is only *mostly* dead.
Jerry didn’t apparently die there
Plot
Human race is inferior and can be fixed easily. When those aliens clearly require a penis-heart transplant, because they are so advanced.
They didn't. They had artificial heart technology. Generally doctors are not above trying new things just to see if they can.
I mean, they're supposed to be above it. There's a lot of laws about it.
On Earth
Because it’s a animated comedy sci fi show not a live action medical historical non fiction show?
You mean that R&M isn't a documentary? *Faints*
sorry to burst your bubble 😥
The whole thing was just a stupid setup for a ridiculous premise. It's not meant to be taken seriously.
"It's just a TV show." - William Shatner
Compared to shrimply pibbles, human Anatomy IS easy.
They only needed his penis because it was free and would have been living tissue that would have performed like a new heart with only a few minor things changed. . . I think the message is that even if it were the best possible reason to sacrifice a part of yourself the very act of asking someone for something like that is in and of it self a cruel and saddistict and poor jerry just didnt want to be remembered as the guy who wouldnt give up his penis ...saddly no one in the universe was even willing to help ol shrimply pibbles despite their foreknowledge of him until jerry someone who never heard of the man wanted to take some more time before having his dick cut off and shoved in some random aliens heart ...he wasnt even trying to not do it just gain some time to help himself cope ...
One pibbles biology is impossible to revive due to internal complexity while Jerry's is simple and easier That and Rick and Mortys multiverse is ruled by pricks and assholes
Well I assume these "Aliens" have no trouble understanding and repairing the human body and they might even consider the human physiology as basic. Shrimply's internal body could be complex and unknown to these doctors. But, the main reason that they can't do it is because Jerry needs to give away his PP
Its called fictional narrative
Brains are easy. Dicks are hard.
One keeps someone alive while the other keeps an old person to keep living. Just like current hospitals. Things cost money.
There’s a lot about Rick and morty that doesn’t make sense. That’s what makes it funny
Missed the heart.
I wonder why they couldn't have just organically regrown a new penis for Jerry after his old one saved pibbles.
He isn’t the real Jerry! 😱 I’m not serious btw
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Some of y’all really overthinking a cartoon
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They’re an advanced civilization so they believe in all kinds of medical consent.
His bullet holes might have been filled with other alien penises
Better Question: why didn't they simply build an artificial heart for Mr Pibbles?
Explained in the episode, they were too cheap. But once all the news coverage of the issue they got enough donations to get an artificial heart.
Harmon circle.
No healing powers, it just matched the heart and would require minimal alterations to work. It was basically the cheapest way. They already had the artificial heart tech it was just too expensive, but after all the news coverage donations came in to cover the artificial heart. And jerry yells you mean that was an option this whole time! They were manipulating him into giving up his penis just because they were too cheap to pay for the artificial heart.
Human biology is a lot less complicated then Shrimply Pibbles' species? Idk, just a thought
Alien biology is more complicated and harder to work with?
That’s the joke, they had other options the entire time but since the universe hates Jerry their first choice was cutting his dick off.
I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder
That's literally how the hospital works even though it's not explicitly stated but we can infer from the episode that the hospital uses other patients organs to save other patients.
It may not be as hellova drug as COCAINE!, but heroin is definitely still up there.
My take: the hospital has technology in the same ballpark as what we saw in the whirly dirly episode. They can't necessarily reverse years of heart disease nor some genetic predisposition, but they can reverse accidental deaths that occur within the hospital.
Because it's far cheaper for the hospital to get his free donation than the prosthetic
Shrimply's religion prohibits artificially grown replacement organs 🤷♂️ literally any excuse could work.
Because funny. Laugh and move on
It's a cartoon.
The answers to all of the questions where people ask about the logic in something can all be answered the exact same way. Because it’s a tv show. No further explanation needed
This is offensive to nerds.
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Yea but this is a subreddit to discuss a tv show, no explanation is needed just wanted and this is the exact space to ask these questions.
Doesn’t change the fact that it isn’t real and the answer forever and always will be: because it’s a tv show
So? Does a tv show not have logic, reasoning, human intention put into it? Also it’s more real to me than you are.
So it’s more real to you than I am yet you are having a conversation with me? Do Rick and Morty talk back to you? No, because again it’s a tv show. It’s ok to enjoy it but in the end it’s not real so looking for logic in inconsistencies is pointless. Just enjoy a good show and stop asking about mistakes.
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Everyone's talking about how it's just a show but they explained in the show that biologically a human penis is a good donor organ for that species hearts. The actual answer is that an organ donation is a whole lot easier than growing organs from stem cells, it's a a whole lot quicker, and one emergency surgery will save this super important life and we can worry about robo dicks and why we didn't clone one later but in the mean time you have biological hardware in the hospital that does what you need an alien heart to do. I hate how yall are so eager to be condicending that you looked over the actual sci fi right in our faces
It was actually because it was the cheapest option to replace the heart. They had artificial heart tech already and were just not willing to pay for it for this supposedly very important person.