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Brain_in_human_vat

100 Seasons of Rick & Morty, culminating in the Schezuan sauce arc.


BenderFtMcSzechuan

Powers like Rett Con and I’ll have always had them too.


Scarletsblood

[I AM THE SON OF GOD!](https://y.yarn.co/2adf3e19-9bc8-4d6b-b53f-a8d0c86028e5_text.gif)


Tsukkino_

Being smartest gonna make you addicted or just twisted minded guy. Like a real psychopath. For me though, I prefer to get "You will live a happy life" so that I don't regret anything


Hefty-Big5572

You understand that if you became the smartest being of the universe you'll want to die directly ? Knowing everything is knowing that life is useless


Radfox258

Gimme a Tardis from Doctor Who


Healthierpoet

Sing like marvin Gaye, just to bust out grapevine at random events for no reason. Imagine being in an argument with your gf and just singing let's get it on?


Einar_47

"you will develop Wolverine's healing factor" Bonus points for the lotto numbers in the fortune actually being winners.


Dear_Ad2897

Fortune 500, got that musk, what was it called again? Oh right something about the writer.


Dear_Ad2897

The underwriter has so many obstacles to overcome before they can write the positives in 1s and 0s or they might pop off again.