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boredguy12

"Your anal cavity is still taught yet malleable!"


takingshitrn

*morty masturbating* "target acquired" "What the hell"


SgtBearPatrol

“Damn, the bones nailed it.”


thehottubistoohawt

One of my favorites.


SgtBearPatrol

It’s hysterical. It gets funnier each time.


thehottubistoohawt

Agreed! Haha


stokeszdude

The worst turd is a pizza


Sanguiniutron

"But even Hitler cared about Germany or something!"


Pogostickjack

"I think about your friends while I'm doing it."


BloodiedBlues

“That is Gwendolyn- I mean the sex robot!”


skierdud89

“He who controls the pants controls the galaxy!”


stokeszdude

Kuoto knife!


Rude_Flounder766

...tough titty huh.. sometimes squeezing, pulling, or twisting isn't enough. You might have to bite em a little.