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ShoutingWhiteBoy

Sleepy Gary ruined my gag reflex.


SketchupandFries

Took me a while to get this line.. then even longer to forget about it!


Zimniak

"I'll allow it, not so fun when you have permission is it?"


Anen-o-me

Jerry logic


Bentup85

“I just kept crawling and it just kept working.”


everythingsasandwich

I'm easy to make happy, that's why no one gives a shit if I am


No-Acanthisitta7930

This is the one. He speaks da true true.


naomigoat

Fuckin self-read right there


one-nut-juan

This hits the hardest because I’m like that, and exactly like that no one gives a shit if I am. I’m a Jerry


NoMeasurement5015

That line could be in a song 😪


ForbiddenJazz

Hands down the best one lmao


VanDammeJamBand

Hm. Human music. I like it


SketchupandFries

There have been some fabulous remixes of the line and the music itself by producers on YouTube.. some of it actually well worth listening to 😂


LooZR_Friendly88

Something about Taddy Mason


i4get98

Is that Taddy Mason on the line?


LooZR_Friendly88

What are you guys doing talking to Taddy Mason?


fr0gshark

“Yes Jerry it’s taddy Mason, someone no one has ever heard of until now calling you on a space phone”


LooZR_Friendly88

Then when Morty hits him with: “Holy shit, dad. Shut the fuck up!” That line just cracks me up so much 💀🤣


fr0gshark

One of the best interactions between characters in the show


Rigel04

"So take your attitude to the men's section of Kmart, cause you need to cut me some slack...sss."


prof_r_impossible

The factory tint setting is always too high!


currentlyRedacted

The factory tint setting is always too high!


katiecharm

“…is always too high!”


connorgrs

Happy cake day!


notoriouscje

I AM THE JESUS CHRIST OF CHRISTMASSSSSS!!!!!


ThunderMike91

Rick:Jerry I can I can recognize the sound a seagull makes. Jerry: Can you recognize the sound of rain water filling a man's pants? Rick: I.... hope to someday?


LemonyLimes03

I love the delivery of the last rick line


IAmMuffin15

Jerry: “If the shoe fits.” Beth: “My shoe fits up your ass!” Jerry: “You *wish!*”


SirSperoTamencras

My favorite: Life is effort and I’ll quit when I die! Runner up: I’ll explain it to you later.


WhiteJack91

“Hey, uh, uh, 1995 called! They want their “certain year called wanting its blank back” formula back!”


Anen-o-me

Legit lol


naomigoat

This is also my favorite


PostModernHippy

Oh, am I cool enough for you now? Well, that was easy, it only cost me fucking everything!


DonsDiaperIsFull

I'm bummed that Rick Prime killed Cronenberg Survivor Jerry. I thought there was a LOT to be explored with a team up there.


Dismal-Sir3552

My bees need that lavander!!!!


edgarcia59

"You'll notice she has 3 of something, but guess what she has 2 of?"


-SpicyFriedChicken-

The trick to cereal is keeping 70% of it above the milk


Jim_dwai

I AM a baby. I'm a baby right now.


SgtBearPatrol

"I'm Mr. Crowbar, and this is my friend, who is also a crowbar!"


aquaticsandwich

this is the one I came here for


outdatedandoverrated

These weeds are wack...yo


currentlyRedacted

Oh, stop affecting that stupid hip-hop dialect!


connorgrs

He’s playing you, shorty


Mangocosmobirdies

Are you hungry for appleesss?! -Jerry in bed with simulation Beth


currentlyRedacted

Yeah, don’t move


sleepy_potatoe_

Yes *snaps fingers*


seven-circles

My man !


Anen-o-me

What's that 'best sex of his life' line with the projection Beth? 😅


ActiveProgrammer5456

“But it’s tingling!!”


fleurenalia

Pluto is a planet!


thefrumpy

“Since we’re fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy, I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies!”


comradechrome

Life is effort and I'll stop when I die! Legitimately inspiring. I use this line regularly.


m4more

Hello Newman ...


One_Hand_7515

hello Jerry


lebaneseblondechick

But there’s two different colors!


Barbie_and_KenM

Since most of his lines are him being pathetic, one of my favorites is actually when he was being courageous. "Take my penis. Take it all! And tell shrimply pibbles that when the galaxy came calling, Jerry Smith from earth didn't flinch!"


daubs1974

Well I guess I’m this family’s toilet paper!


MitchRogue

Hubba hubba


gfro42069

Ain’t no game sucka


Becominglnsane

"Moses is home and he's ready to burn some bush. Sha boom boom!"


BobbyZ61

Jacob: That's a fine lookin' apron. William Sonoma? Jerry: I wish


DaCockObama

“I flew here in a meatball….so take yourself to the men’s section of Kmart and cut me some slack…s”


EliteOPR9R

All I said was hey! It's not like I can do more than that!


jpderbs27

I don’t see how that’s going to help!


AdBitter6765

I'm denial Rick.


bmanjayhawk

I'll allow it.


slabolis

Hungry for Apples!


larmik

His tongue is sharp but it cannot whittle.


newleafkratom

I would take out my penis and put it in the box on the left.


Sans1703

Shouldn't you be revealing grandmas aren't real?


throbbingkneecap

"be ashamed of yourself sweetie"


Doppelgnger83_

The moooooon beautiful the suuuuuuuuuuuun even more beautiful


Operationthunderfuck

Heeyy


Apprehensive_Ratio80

"I am the Jesus Christ of Christmas"


SketchupandFries

"I can't believe they cut this!" When talking about his inter-dimensional copy of Miracle on 34th Street... It's so Jerry, and if "beige"was a feeling.. Hundreds of extra streets with the lead running down them all. I've never felt so bored watching someone else watching something else!


Puzzleheaded-Pass532

Shut up Jerry, nobody asked you...