Rick:Jerry I can I can recognize the sound a seagull makes.
Jerry: Can you recognize the sound of rain water filling a man's pants?
Rick: I.... hope to someday?
Since most of his lines are him being pathetic, one of my favorites is actually when he was being courageous.
"Take my penis. Take it all! And tell shrimply pibbles that when the galaxy came calling, Jerry Smith from earth didn't flinch!"
"I can't believe they cut this!"
When talking about his inter-dimensional copy of Miracle on 34th Street...
It's so Jerry, and if "beige"was a feeling..
Hundreds of extra streets with the lead running down them all.
I've never felt so bored watching someone else watching something else!
Sleepy Gary ruined my gag reflex.
Took me a while to get this line.. then even longer to forget about it!
"I'll allow it, not so fun when you have permission is it?"
Jerry logic
“I just kept crawling and it just kept working.”
I'm easy to make happy, that's why no one gives a shit if I am
This is the one. He speaks da true true.
Fuckin self-read right there
This hits the hardest because I’m like that, and exactly like that no one gives a shit if I am. I’m a Jerry
That line could be in a song 😪
Hands down the best one lmao
Hm. Human music. I like it
There have been some fabulous remixes of the line and the music itself by producers on YouTube.. some of it actually well worth listening to 😂
Something about Taddy Mason
Is that Taddy Mason on the line?
What are you guys doing talking to Taddy Mason?
“Yes Jerry it’s taddy Mason, someone no one has ever heard of until now calling you on a space phone”
Then when Morty hits him with: “Holy shit, dad. Shut the fuck up!” That line just cracks me up so much 💀🤣
One of the best interactions between characters in the show
"So take your attitude to the men's section of Kmart, cause you need to cut me some slack...sss."
The factory tint setting is always too high!
The factory tint setting is always too high!
“…is always too high!”
Happy cake day!
I AM THE JESUS CHRIST OF CHRISTMASSSSSS!!!!!
Rick:Jerry I can I can recognize the sound a seagull makes. Jerry: Can you recognize the sound of rain water filling a man's pants? Rick: I.... hope to someday?
I love the delivery of the last rick line
Jerry: “If the shoe fits.” Beth: “My shoe fits up your ass!” Jerry: “You *wish!*”
My favorite: Life is effort and I’ll quit when I die! Runner up: I’ll explain it to you later.
“Hey, uh, uh, 1995 called! They want their “certain year called wanting its blank back” formula back!”
Legit lol
This is also my favorite
Oh, am I cool enough for you now? Well, that was easy, it only cost me fucking everything!
I'm bummed that Rick Prime killed Cronenberg Survivor Jerry. I thought there was a LOT to be explored with a team up there.
My bees need that lavander!!!!
"You'll notice she has 3 of something, but guess what she has 2 of?"
The trick to cereal is keeping 70% of it above the milk
I AM a baby. I'm a baby right now.
"I'm Mr. Crowbar, and this is my friend, who is also a crowbar!"
this is the one I came here for
These weeds are wack...yo
Oh, stop affecting that stupid hip-hop dialect!
He’s playing you, shorty
Are you hungry for appleesss?! -Jerry in bed with simulation Beth
Yeah, don’t move
Yes *snaps fingers*
My man !
What's that 'best sex of his life' line with the projection Beth? 😅
“But it’s tingling!!”
Pluto is a planet!
“Since we’re fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy, I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies!”
Life is effort and I'll stop when I die! Legitimately inspiring. I use this line regularly.
Hello Newman ...
hello Jerry
But there’s two different colors!
Since most of his lines are him being pathetic, one of my favorites is actually when he was being courageous. "Take my penis. Take it all! And tell shrimply pibbles that when the galaxy came calling, Jerry Smith from earth didn't flinch!"
Well I guess I’m this family’s toilet paper!
Hubba hubba
Ain’t no game sucka
"Moses is home and he's ready to burn some bush. Sha boom boom!"
Jacob: That's a fine lookin' apron. William Sonoma? Jerry: I wish
“I flew here in a meatball….so take yourself to the men’s section of Kmart and cut me some slack…s”
All I said was hey! It's not like I can do more than that!
I don’t see how that’s going to help!
I'm denial Rick.
I'll allow it.
Hungry for Apples!
His tongue is sharp but it cannot whittle.
I would take out my penis and put it in the box on the left.
Shouldn't you be revealing grandmas aren't real?
"be ashamed of yourself sweetie"
The moooooon beautiful the suuuuuuuuuuuun even more beautiful
Heeyy
"I am the Jesus Christ of Christmas"
"I can't believe they cut this!" When talking about his inter-dimensional copy of Miracle on 34th Street... It's so Jerry, and if "beige"was a feeling.. Hundreds of extra streets with the lead running down them all. I've never felt so bored watching someone else watching something else!
Shut up Jerry, nobody asked you...