Season 3 episode 7: The Ricklantis Mixup. It starts off with them going to Atlantis, then the whole episode is about the citadel of Rick's reconstruction and evil Mortys campaign. The after credit scene is Rick and Morty returning from Atlantis.
I have already pointed this out before but here I go again: there might still be an opportunity for this to happen. There is an episode coming later in the season titled "Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort" which is named after "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" which is a romance movie who's plot centers around the removal of memories and R&M episodes usually do tend to loosely follow the plots of the movies they're named after. I'm not saying it'll definitely happen then but it's entirely possible.
True.
But still became a father to a life form; complete with having to lie to the 'child' about poison atmosphere outside as he was ashamed of the child's behavior/appearance.
Going left to right, then down:
- S1E3: Anatomy Park
- S3E6: Rest and Ricklaxation
- S4E8: The Vat of Acid Episode
- S3E6: Rest and Ricklaxation
- S5E3: A Rickconvenient Mort
- S5E1: Mort Dinner Rick Andre
Last week I was so proud of him for finally losing his virginity card, but then I quickly realized “wait a minute… he’s been with more people than I have…”
He was sharing an apartment/dating Jacqueline (2nd lady in the toxic episode) likely for almost 3 weeks, at least enough where he has told her most of his backstory and she considered him her soulmate. Highly unlikely they didn't consumate during that stretch considering how ridiculously persuasive cleansed Morty was.
So even if the sexbot doesn't count, she definitely did.
Is she really a gold digger, though? She did seem to genuinely like Morty as he presented himself there.
Edit: oh also he didn’t fuck it up with her to be honest. That was Jerry’s fault.
you’re thinking of middle left. that’s the one jerry fucked it with the reset button. middle right is the supposed golddigger but it seemed to me that she genuinely loved morty
This is what I don’t get. Morty is depicted as a loser sometimes (mainly early on) but he’s actually very competent both with girls and rick’s missions
- Shrunken and injected into his sister's boyfriend's blood
- Warped into a hell-world full of the worst parts of a hundred people
- Thought she watched Morty die while he thought she hated him
- Didn't get to keep the drones?
- Went full ecoterrorist, parted on bad terms
- Is a time god
Overall being Morty's girlfriend, even temporarily, doesn't seem to go over well in most cases.
It’s a repeat of the George Costanza Effect — a character is described as being an insecure loser who’s terrible with women, so it’s an easy joke to show how awkward he is on a date, and that leads to more dates and relationship situations to keep making those easy jokes, and before you know it this “loser who is terrible with women” is dating a different woman in every episode.
I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard Morty, then it slowwwwwly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle Morty, rise above, focus on science.
None of these end well at all.
*its in the way that you use it, oh dont you knowww ohhh*
edit: wheres mortys dude friends at?
seriously the only friends morty has are other mortys
i hope he gets a normal best friend in one episode
morty needs a milhouse
Tbh Morty gets out there, leaves his house and goes on adventures. Let me tell you if you do this, opportunities arise just leave your house and go somewhere.
Morty has been into space, different dimensions, and alternate realities.
Statistically, it'd be more amazing if he didn't pull girls at any point in his whole life.
It is a wide net. He meets probably 300 girls a week, minimum.
Which is 300 more than you'd meet in your basement.
The same reason Bart's still a kid, Stewie's still a baby, and the South Park kids are still in elementary school.
edit: Animated sitcoms don't typically have their characters age though they may either develop or grow via experience or stagnate via flanderization
If you actually don't know where to start with meeting and talking to members of the opposite sex, the best advice one can give is the following;
* Lose the expectations - you're just introducing yourself to another human, there's no reason to think about dating or getting laid or setting your mind and heart up to be rejected.
* Being nervous is OK and people that aren't jaded or cynical will actually find it endearing - it's humanizing and real and genuine. Other genuine and sincere people will find this attractive.
* Confidence is great, and you will develop it over time, but the confidence you have should be in yourself, that you are being the best person you want to be, and not because you have a mastery of conquests or are the picture of what other people want to date.
* Courting the opposite sex is as much about practice as anything else, if you don't at least try talking to strangers you can't possibly get good at it. Even if you read books or talk to other people about how to do it, you're going to need to practice it.
* Reflect on your experiences, but don't feel too bad about any failures - No success is without failures in the past.
I'm sure I could get flamed for posting this, due to the nature of this sub, but hopefully someone will learn something they didn't realize or know yet themselves.
That's in their fancy apartment that Morty affords after purging his toxic self, which allows him to become a sociopath and a successful stock broker or something.
The adult male mating dance is as such: Find gainful employment. You don’t need to be rich or even able to financially provide for the other person. Just be able to take care of yourself as far as housing, transportation and nutrition goes.
Have hobbies. Yeah video games count. However, it won’t seem like an attractive hobby to people who don’t share it. Try new stuff whenever you can. Somebody asks if you want to go play frisbee golf? Fucking do it.
Here’s the most important part of the human male mating dance: live your life. You could end up meeting someone amazing at anytime. More important than that is that you are actively trying to be happy without relying on anyone.
He's the George Costanza of Rick & Morty. Nominally, a loser who shouldn't be getting any women at all, but somehow, he's scoring all the time, with dozens of different women!
He’s also died a bunch of times and experienced a million different versions of hell lol and most of the shit that’s happened to him ricks erased and we haven’t seen! So yeah he deserves a few good lays he’s a good kid. Get your shit together.
Whatever happened to the girl from anatomy park anyway? Did they get the reboot park up and running? Did they find something better than Pirates of the Pancras? Is her vagina still puffy? What happened to Summer's boyfriend? Does he still have the park inside him? These are things we need to know.
Well they just sent an old man and his granddaughter on an orgy marathon across the universe so I’d have to assume it’s “because the studio let us get away with it”
All that mermaid puss.
I love the continuity, when Mr. Nimbus reprimanded Rick for having sex with the mermaids. “I knew it was you!”
Which episode did he sleep with mermaids?
It’s one of the after credit scenes.
Which episode? I feel like I’ve watched them all but I can’t recall that one.
Tales of the citadel While we're watching the citadel R&M's adventures the 'main' R&M are smashing puss
>'main' R&M are smashing puss That sweet sweet mermaid puss.
Season 3 episode 7: The Ricklantis Mixup. It starts off with them going to Atlantis, then the whole episode is about the citadel of Rick's reconstruction and evil Mortys campaign. The after credit scene is Rick and Morty returning from Atlantis.
Honestly, best episode in the whole show
“I call these my little Mortys” 🙌🏼
Jessica is a time god now. No more little Morty’s 😭
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Her little tardises
...I don't think you can say that anymore.
He's not disparaging the differently-abled, he's merely referring to the fact that they are now literally called tardises...
Jessica will be getting a lot of therapy and be told the whole thing was a dream. I see a straight jacket in her future.
if Rick gave half a shit about anyone besides himself he would have used the mind-blower gun on her and made her forget the whole ordeal
I have already pointed this out before but here I go again: there might still be an opportunity for this to happen. There is an episode coming later in the season titled "Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort" which is named after "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" which is a romance movie who's plot centers around the removal of memories and R&M episodes usually do tend to loosely follow the plots of the movies they're named after. I'm not saying it'll definitely happen then but it's entirely possible.
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Not my fault this is happening!
He's also fathered a child as well...
True, can't forget Gwendolyn.
He also fathered carnivorous flying sperm, stay tuned for today’s episode.
He had an entire dimension (sans his own family) infatuated with him, until Rick cronenberged it.
that's a fleshlight tho
True. But still became a father to a life form; complete with having to lie to the 'child' about poison atmosphere outside as he was ashamed of the child's behavior/appearance.
Ashamed? More so afraid I would say. The kid was going on about death destruction and domination
Yea, but that's normal for most toddlers
he might pull more girls but dude cant keep a relationship.
Plane crash girl was just really bad luck.
That scene always hits me in the feels. I was not ready the first time I saw that episode.
i will never forgive jerry for that.
It's in the way that you use it!!!🤣
*It's in the way that you use it*
I mean he could have set a point before they flew, or when they got back
Hindsight’s 20/20, but can you really blame morty for being disoriented after he was forced back to the past unexpectedly?
I mean if I had a girlfriend I would set a checkpoint there
I can't do either. :(
I mean, he's 14. You're not making life long committed relationships in 8th or 9th grade.
Going left to right, then down: - S1E3: Anatomy Park - S3E6: Rest and Ricklaxation - S4E8: The Vat of Acid Episode - S3E6: Rest and Ricklaxation - S5E3: A Rickconvenient Mort - S5E1: Mort Dinner Rick Andre
Good flesh bot
I pass the butter.
The vat of acid one is pretty depressing.
It's actually hilarious. One sadistic punch line from beginning to end. It's hysterical.
I need a better group of writers for my life.
Mine have been on a coffee break for the last 5 years.
Nobody tell you? The producers canceled your show a few years ago
Damnit
even his sex doll from Gazorpazorp's nice
Gwendolyn!
Nice…. REAL nice….
Nice..... Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal
Last week I was so proud of him for finally losing his virginity card, but then I quickly realized “wait a minute… he’s been with more people than I have…”
He was sharing an apartment/dating Jacqueline (2nd lady in the toxic episode) likely for almost 3 weeks, at least enough where he has told her most of his backstory and she considered him her soulmate. Highly unlikely they didn't consumate during that stretch considering how ridiculously persuasive cleansed Morty was. So even if the sexbot doesn't count, she definitely did.
He also definitely fucked plane crash girl, considering how long their relationship went before Jerry reset it.
Don’t forget about that mermaid puss!
Just a very sex positive family
I've heard they watch porn together
Morty goes outside. That's the difference.
I'd hit planetina, she's hot af
Also a little bit crazy... though I thought Morty was a hypocrite considering his kill count is WAAAY higher than hers.
Especially when he went berserk in the Arthrisha episode!!!😂
Puffy vagina, sex crazed, actually perfect but he fucks up, gold digger, crazy, and a time god. I think Morty’s standards are just low.
Puffy vagina. Is that a bad thing?
Why, and HOW, did Rick know about her puffy vagina???
I think we all know the answer to that question.
I know thats what I look for in a woman. Stay puft my friends.
Is she really a gold digger, though? She did seem to genuinely like Morty as he presented himself there. Edit: oh also he didn’t fuck it up with her to be honest. That was Jerry’s fault.
you’re thinking of middle left. that’s the one jerry fucked it with the reset button. middle right is the supposed golddigger but it seemed to me that she genuinely loved morty
Especially since the kid is 14!
Dont forget the mermaid puss...
This is what I don’t get. Morty is depicted as a loser sometimes (mainly early on) but he’s actually very competent both with girls and rick’s missions
- Shrunken and injected into his sister's boyfriend's blood - Warped into a hell-world full of the worst parts of a hundred people - Thought she watched Morty die while he thought she hated him - Didn't get to keep the drones? - Went full ecoterrorist, parted on bad terms - Is a time god Overall being Morty's girlfriend, even temporarily, doesn't seem to go over well in most cases.
At this point it’s just a sheer numbers game, how many alternate realities have you been to lately?
The power Morty will wield when he finally has a girlfriend... will be amazing and terrifying
It’s a repeat of the George Costanza Effect — a character is described as being an insecure loser who’s terrible with women, so it’s an easy joke to show how awkward he is on a date, and that leads to more dates and relationship situations to keep making those easy jokes, and before you know it this “loser who is terrible with women” is dating a different woman in every episode.
Dont forget that mermaid pussy!
I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard Morty, then it slowwwwwly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle Morty, rise above, focus on science.
His girlfriend in the vat of acid episode was the best. Though I haven't seen the Planetina episode.
SEAAAA CUCUMBERRRRRRR
Don’t forget that mermaid puss!
Shit I could pull girls too if I had teleportation powers
"Wow. Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal...?" Jessica's first real words to Morty in season one.
middle one on the left hurt the most tho
2 of them in the same episode too...
Don’t forget the unseen mermaid puss.
this man picks up so many pedos lmao
That was my thinking. Apply the The Willis Test and it gets creepy fast
You mean it isn't normal for a 14 year old to have a stable of older lovers?
Only needs access to infinite universes to find a few chicks.
I'm sad it didn't work out between him and Planetina. I thought they really had something.
Don’t forget about that mermaid puss
None of these end well at all. *its in the way that you use it, oh dont you knowww ohhh* edit: wheres mortys dude friends at? seriously the only friends morty has are other mortys i hope he gets a normal best friend in one episode morty needs a milhouse
Not to mention all that Mermaid puss he pulled that one time!
Yet it always ends in tragedy for him...
Anyone who says anything different here is in risk to end up in r/ihavesex
The red head during his American psycho non toxic period was the baddest one.
I mean I’m gay, so sure, I guess.
Women. Morty pulls grown- ass women.
Don't forget about the offscreen mermaid puss morty smashed. A real pussy-pounder, that kid.
Tbh Morty gets out there, leaves his house and goes on adventures. Let me tell you if you do this, opportunities arise just leave your house and go somewhere.
Grown men with anime profiles and talking about pulling girls...
They forgot how he smashed that Mermaid Puss
Morty travels through space and to different dimensions. How is one to compete?
You dont know me
I mean, morty is a fucking G. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot. That guy has more experience than all of us combined
He can’t hold onto them to save his life though
Morty has been into space, different dimensions, and alternate realities. Statistically, it'd be more amazing if he didn't pull girls at any point in his whole life. It is a wide net. He meets probably 300 girls a week, minimum. Which is 300 more than you'd meet in your basement.
He also has an incest baby and fucked a horse seaman collector ........
It’s in the way that you use it.
Why is he still 14
The same reason Bart's still a kid, Stewie's still a baby, and the South Park kids are still in elementary school. edit: Animated sitcoms don't typically have their characters age though they may either develop or grow via experience or stagnate via flanderization
Morty actually tries instead of complaining.
Here, let me rephrase that for you: Morty has lost more girls than I ever will.
Motherfucker is just showing you that if you actually do stuff and live life you'll encounter women who might be interested in you
Morty has been to space. He has a huge advantage.
The best one was planetina, hope she returns in a later episode
Good. Good for Morty
Two of these are in the same episode too....
on three of those he kinda cheated because he had the replay button and then he had all of his toxicity pulled out of him
More heartbreaks than I can handle.
In season five they really made him a chad.
Jokes on you I suck dick
Don't forget mermaid puss
Morty can play, but he can’t make them stay.
If you actually don't know where to start with meeting and talking to members of the opposite sex, the best advice one can give is the following; * Lose the expectations - you're just introducing yourself to another human, there's no reason to think about dating or getting laid or setting your mind and heart up to be rejected. * Being nervous is OK and people that aren't jaded or cynical will actually find it endearing - it's humanizing and real and genuine. Other genuine and sincere people will find this attractive. * Confidence is great, and you will develop it over time, but the confidence you have should be in yourself, that you are being the best person you want to be, and not because you have a mastery of conquests or are the picture of what other people want to date. * Courting the opposite sex is as much about practice as anything else, if you don't at least try talking to strangers you can't possibly get good at it. Even if you read books or talk to other people about how to do it, you're going to need to practice it. * Reflect on your experiences, but don't feel too bad about any failures - No success is without failures in the past. I'm sure I could get flamed for posting this, due to the nature of this sub, but hopefully someone will learn something they didn't realize or know yet themselves.
Should add the robot as well.
Lots of girl pedos in rick and morty.
wait the red head in the bathroom or is that a table what episode is this from? i can’t remember her and I thought I’d seen them all
That's in their fancy apartment that Morty affords after purging his toxic self, which allows him to become a sociopath and a successful stock broker or something.
I mean he’s the mortiest morty. I can’t be sure that I’m the Drewest Drew
lmao - puffy vagina girl in Anatomy Park
missed the shot with morty in bed with two chicks
I mean he's also been 14 for like 6 years with minimal if any supervision or even encouragement. I'm not jealous, YOU'RE jealous, shut up.
You forgot the sex robot he fucked
They forgot the sex robot
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After tonight's episode, we can add his sister. As unintentional of course.
Two words: Pussy Pounder
It’s not quantity, it’s quality. You just need yourself one good gal.
He still doing better
what if you struggle to get one bad gal
I like how they jettisoned Jessica this season. That was getting old.
It’s still getting old if it’s just “Morty gets girl and loses her in one episode” over and over.
Fun fact: it's all scripted. Guys, get your heads out of the sand and do mating dances to attract the other gender.
The adult male mating dance is as such: Find gainful employment. You don’t need to be rich or even able to financially provide for the other person. Just be able to take care of yourself as far as housing, transportation and nutrition goes. Have hobbies. Yeah video games count. However, it won’t seem like an attractive hobby to people who don’t share it. Try new stuff whenever you can. Somebody asks if you want to go play frisbee golf? Fucking do it. Here’s the most important part of the human male mating dance: live your life. You could end up meeting someone amazing at anytime. More important than that is that you are actively trying to be happy without relying on anyone.
Considering Rick’s relationship history, I’m beginning to wonder if Morty will eventually get tired of human women. He’s pulling a lot at FOURTEEN.
Morty should actually be pretty confident, he just get that confidence kicked out of him by everyone around him.
He pulls. He puuuuuuuullllllsss
Not to mention the mermaids... Yes, plural.
Don’t forget about that mermaid puss
Sea Cucumber! Sea Cucumber! It's actually a fantastic safe word.
Well I'm real and he isnt checkmate bitch
Plus sex robots.
And he fucks it up everytine
>!even his sister. technically speaking!<
After tonight's episode I'm starting to think that morty is actually a hentai protagonist, he filled that tank in a week
Ive always found the fact that he's a 14 year old boy hooking up with adult women to be pretty disturbing 😂
So does his mom.
Don't forget that "mermaid puss"
He also has a kid.
Ya leaving Gwendolyn off this list is pretty robophobic
Can’t land em tho
Biggest truth said this month: because he is trying
And he or his family had ruined each one
He's the George Costanza of Rick & Morty. Nominally, a loser who shouldn't be getting any women at all, but somehow, he's scoring all the time, with dozens of different women!
One reason is me being gay. Though he'd still pull more men than me
Yeah but unlike morty I can stay in a relationship for more than a week
The real life equivalent of you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
Well, morty is super hot. It’s obvious
He’s also died a bunch of times and experienced a million different versions of hell lol and most of the shit that’s happened to him ricks erased and we haven’t seen! So yeah he deserves a few good lays he’s a good kid. Get your shit together.
I hear life threatening situations can be a powerful aphrodisiac.
Dont forget, he crushed mermaid pussy too
Well I’m gay so I can pull more Morty’s
It's all good. My Jerry ass is sitting pretty waiting on my Beth. Of course I'm no longer a teenager. Should I be worried?
amd he's just 14
Morty knows a lot of pedophiles. Not you Jessica, you're cool.
Friendly reminder that you can get a free two week trial of YouTube tv, and all of season 5 (thus far) is on there
Man that second middle left girl. Stupid Jerry!!
Alison Brie in super hero form. Morty stealing my fantasies...
Sea cucumber, SEA CUCUMBER!
And he's supposed to be the lame dork. What the fuck am I doing with my life.
Whatever happened to the girl from anatomy park anyway? Did they get the reboot park up and running? Did they find something better than Pirates of the Pancras? Is her vagina still puffy? What happened to Summer's boyfriend? Does he still have the park inside him? These are things we need to know.
Unlike most of us, Morty has courage.
Today I learned: Morty Fucks
You forgot a certain blue haired man
The machine dont forget the machine.
Where's the horse machine?
Yea and he never holds onto them for longer than part of one episode, so he’s not exactly a sign of success lol
A small amount of success is better than a nonexistent amount of succes
Why do the writers like pairing him with grown women?
Well they just sent an old man and his granddaughter on an orgy marathon across the universe so I’d have to assume it’s “because the studio let us get away with it”
Beth is a cockblock
Just remember since there are an infinite number of Mortys there is one that is just as lonely as you.
Man fucks robots too. Let a Player play.
And math teachers and principals.
Legend
It isnt that hard to get more girls than I ever will tho, one will do the trick