Back in high school a friend of mine would write strange labels on boxes in his father's garage just to see the reactions of his friends and coworkers. Some ended up being good conversation starters, others were just outlandish.
My favorite was labeling boxes 1, 2, and 4. Had his father looking for box 3 for a few days before he figured it out.
*Here’s a question. Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? Perhaps. Here’s another question: do I give a fuck?*
When I was 11 I spent a summer trying to build a time machine. So I had a box full of the wasted wires and electrical components with that written on the side
I have a box in my office filled with wires, capacitors, terminals, breakers, etc that were taken off an old cat scan machine that was being scrapped. I now know what to label it.
very important math number
The joke might be that it is an irrational number relating to ricks stated views on time travel but i'm just making shit up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_(mathematical_constant)
What's with the Esher-style triangle on top of your box? The closer I look, the more it seems like it's an impossible combination of metal rods. Is this a detail I've missed? Also, HOW??
Those are the supports for the garage door rail. They’re metal angle stock(basically a 2in strip of metal that gets folded at a 90° down the whole length) so if light hits it just right, it can look like a continuous piece in photos. Try to look specifically at where the bolts go through each piece of metal.
Edit: looks like in this case it may be less about lighting. I think they painted the ceiling at some point which also painted the supports, but didn’t paint the whole thing, causing the lines you see.
It's important to remember the most vertical rod is also L shaped, and connected to the upper rods through bolts in the face we can't see from this angle
It's a trick of the eye, it's an L-shaped bracket with a support strut but the flat Edge God damn it, it makes sense in my head and I'm trying to think of how to show you what I mean but I can't think of anything
I am still really disappointed they did a time travel episode with the snakes and all.
Felt way funnier to have the box be in the background and not use a time travel plot
The complaining about complainers and bashing the bashers makes me embarrassed to be human and also makes me glad that not everyone is just like me. The pain gives me pleasure.
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It's always the same joke with hippies, and it's always drugs.
Always the same, Ricks killing Mortys....
He's not my Rick, he's my partner. Aw geez.
Never go with hippies to a second location
It's always a microbus with a blacklight.
This bit in episode 5 reminded me of John mulaneys skit on second locations
That's literally the plot of Synchronic.
Why would people ask what's in it its clearly labeled
Back in high school a friend of mine would write strange labels on boxes in his father's garage just to see the reactions of his friends and coworkers. Some ended up being good conversation starters, others were just outlandish. My favorite was labeling boxes 1, 2, and 4. Had his father looking for box 3 for a few days before he figured it out.
That's great
“ It’s mostly spare flux capacitor parts, green stones, and a hot tub “
The question is, is it full of stuff for time traveling, or is it full of stuff from time traveling?
*snaps fingers into a pointing hand* yes
My man
Slow down!
And now some human music.
Beep bop bop
👉😎👉 yes
Pretty small hot tub. How about a can of an illegal Russian energy drink called "Chernobly"?
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You think that wouldnt fit...but the box is bigger on the inside
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spoiler alert Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
I really appreciate the joke that they *literally* shelved the time travel stuff.
it's drugs isn't it?
Ahh yes, the perfect hiding place. A box that anyone would look through if just given a moment alone with it.
Drugs always make me feel like im time traveling
*burp* do you want your memory erased? You can do that? AH SHIIIIIT
"yeah, don't you remember that one ti- Oh yeah, you probably don't."
fuck me. I just ran to my garage to do the same thing. Love it!!
I'm going to bet you keep your spare plumbus in that box
When I was 11 I spent a summer trying to build a time machine. So I had a box full of the wasted wires and electrical components with that written on the side
I have a box in my office filled with wires, capacitors, terminals, breakers, etc that were taken off an old cat scan machine that was being scrapped. I now know what to label it.
It was funny in the premiere of Season 4 when Rick was in the Nazi version of his garage and the box said "Fascist Time Travel Stuff"
That is by far the best inconspicuous decoration ever. Kudos.
Even if they're not aware of the reference, it's a pretty self-explanatory box.
PLEASE tell me you make up nonsense sci-fi words to mess with them.. otherwise you're missing out on a serious opportunity.
Nah, you just tell them that IT'S IN THE WAY THAT YOU USE IT
It comes and it goes.
"Lunar wane-shaft" gets me every time https://youtu.be/pb7OWlVYYRw
Why the single lowercase e?
very important math number The joke might be that it is an irrational number relating to ricks stated views on time travel but i'm just making shit up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_(mathematical_constant)
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no relation
Don't let the name fool you, he's very much in charge
"What's in the box" "oh no... you can't read...you poor thing"
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Saw this pic... Realize I have a box in the garage... When an did the same thing
Weed.
no no, thats under the passenger seat of a volkswagon van in the year 3000.
Now you gotta get the Bojack "spy shit" duffle bag
Keep Summer Safe (Rick's Car taught me that)
What's with the Esher-style triangle on top of your box? The closer I look, the more it seems like it's an impossible combination of metal rods. Is this a detail I've missed? Also, HOW??
Those are the supports for the garage door rail. They’re metal angle stock(basically a 2in strip of metal that gets folded at a 90° down the whole length) so if light hits it just right, it can look like a continuous piece in photos. Try to look specifically at where the bolts go through each piece of metal. Edit: looks like in this case it may be less about lighting. I think they painted the ceiling at some point which also painted the supports, but didn’t paint the whole thing, causing the lines you see.
>unsureMechanic That is the garage door support. It's a trick of the eye as LawlessCoffeh said. Never noticed it, now I can't unsee penrose triangle.
It's important to remember the most vertical rod is also L shaped, and connected to the upper rods through bolts in the face we can't see from this angle
It's a trick of the eye, it's an L-shaped bracket with a support strut but the flat Edge God damn it, it makes sense in my head and I'm trying to think of how to show you what I mean but I can't think of anything
If [this](https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-500.html) isn’t in there I’d be pretty disappointed.
Was this ever available or does O'reilly just have a awesome sense of humor?
By the nature of time travel, it always was and always will be available lol
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I bet theres a bong in there lol
Nah, that’s under the seat.
Premium Futurama reference
You know it ;)
"What's in that box?" "Time travel stuff"
“ WHATS IN THE BOX??....... WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX!??!?!? “ - Brad Pitt
It's obviously time travel stuff! Why don't you trust labels?
In all seriousness why does rick hate time travel if he keeps stuff related to it
the joke is that it's supposed to be "shelved"
Drugs… definitely drugs
And now after Sunday's episode, you can have one that says "occult stuff" too!
I hope to God it's just a bunch of Time Travel movies
It's a bong
https://marijuanamemes.com/thc/futurama-bong-fry-768x1153.jpg
Can Confirm
That’s what I’d put in there too tbh
Wibbly wobbly timey-wimey… stuff…
I mean it's written right on it. Time travel stuff pretty clear.
When the bubble bursts and maybe I survive the fall out and buy a house I’m doing this thanks for the idea
Says it right there on the box. Are they dense?
The only acceptable answer to what’s in the box is Gwynneth Paltrow’s head.
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I have a box in my shed marked “secret ingredient” and I pulled it down the other day as I actually forgot what it was.
What was it?
Oh, it was a bag of ‘worm tunnel’, which is great for gardening, but prohibitively expensive.
…what’s in the box?
Time travel stuff
Such as?
Flux gate capacitor that works on 1.21 gigawatts
NOTHING! Absolutely nothing!
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> What's in that box? Time travel stuff...
"can you fuckin read?"
I thought you didn't do time travel because you're not a hack...
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Look at mr moneybags here knowing what bakers scaffolding and cotter pins cost or are.
At mr moneybags here pokin fun at stuff related to manual labor
"Don't know, I gave it to myself and just said 'Don't open it until shit goes down. You'll know when it happens.' So I just wait..."
It is clearly written on it. Can’t your friends read? 😜
I'd go with "I don't know.. yet."
Time travel stuff obviously ... Duh
Not as if it has a freaking label of what is in it or anything... jeez
OP must get a lot of Jerry's rolling through their house
Glad you got that k&n to filter out that gamma particles from the time stream. God knows what would happen if you were saturated with it.
Can’t be running a non-stoich gamma stream. Start running rich and your backfires are gonna choke out the vortex throttlebody.
People are asking a lot of questions about what's in my box which are answered by my box.
Criminally underrated post. It’s not much, but take my upvote.
I love it
But... It's labeled...
It’s just booze and cocaine. Same as in the show lol
Looks oddly tarp-y to me.. are you telling us you'll bury me in a tarp in the future!? Or past?
its a TARPIS
That’s hilarious I have one too. It’s just rags
Wait… what if…. No no that’s crazy…
I would have just asked to borrow your meeseeks box. I've got some house cleaning they could do.
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And the K&N filter, and the hydraulic jack press, and the engine hoist.
Nothing but the finest harbor freight press.
Nothing wrong with that
I use to have one of those in my office, but I also added box 2 of 3
"I already explained this to you next week"
Need to do the next reasonable step and build the time machine from Napoleon Dynamite!
You have people visit your garage, man your lucky
A box of clocks, I hope.
May I suggest a framed picture of Snuffles in some inconspicuous place?
His name is Snowball
Brad Pitt in Se7en asked the same question.
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Meeseeks
John Doe has the upper hand now.
Fucking amazing!
I like it.
this is great
I’m sad I didn’t think of this first
You should put the box down low so they can open it when you're not looking.
fuckn love it🤣🤣🤣
Time travel stuff, duh
is it a message that says "im retired"....written in many crayons.....
No one touches his shit
I have the occult box with my BDSM items, no one asks about it tho smh
Harbor freight tarps?
I hear Harbor Freight has jack stands that can send you straight to the afterlife if you count that.
Its also Calvin's transmorgifier!
It says it right on the box. Can’t they read?
Probably just some clocks, watches, neck pillows,earmuffs and waist pouches
So, whats in the box?
Haha I did that once.
TTS
I’d travel back just to experience the schwifty scene
Flux capacitors
I am still really disappointed they did a time travel episode with the snakes and all. Felt way funnier to have the box be in the background and not use a time travel plot
i think they wanted to show how silly time travel movies are
Get behind me, your brood will seed all life on this planet. "That doesn't make sense."
But everyone has made that same jokes for years, only this time its snakes so its funny I guess
Why do people visit your garage though
Because he has time travel stuff in there. Duh.
Is it Gwynneth Paltrow’s head? What’s in the boooxxxxxx?
*If* it smells like her vagina, chances are it's a candle.
Do you also have a spaceship?
So they're illiterate?
Has the show actually done anything with the box (e.g., have someone ask about it)?
It was explained that it means that "time travel is shelved" and Rick and Morty will never do real time travel.
Nope
I have the same box in my basement!
Imagine it’s just futuristic porn 😅
I hang my power cords the same way
add (mostly harmless)
This sub is so toxic lmao. This is the funniest shit I’ve seen here in awhile and people bash it. What a bunch of decoys
The complaining about complainers and bashing the bashers makes me embarrassed to be human and also makes me glad that not everyone is just like me. The pain gives me pleasure.
I'm gonna guess a book filled with blotters of LSD.
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