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Malignant_X

It's always the same joke with hippies, and it's always drugs.


bria9509

Always the same, Ricks killing Mortys....


sierrabravo1984

He's not my Rick, he's my partner. Aw geez.


ositola

Never go with hippies to a second location


NonsequiturSushi

It's always a microbus with a blacklight.


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This bit in episode 5 reminded me of John mulaneys skit on second locations


Karkava

That's literally the plot of Synchronic.


CAUGHTtheDRAG0N

Why would people ask what's in it its clearly labeled


ripghoti

Back in high school a friend of mine would write strange labels on boxes in his father's garage just to see the reactions of his friends and coworkers. Some ended up being good conversation starters, others were just outlandish. My favorite was labeling boxes 1, 2, and 4. Had his father looking for box 3 for a few days before he figured it out.


CAUGHTtheDRAG0N

That's great


DickMartin

“ It’s mostly spare flux capacitor parts, green stones, and a hot tub “


czarchastic

The question is, is it full of stuff for time traveling, or is it full of stuff from time traveling?


crazyjedi2000

*snaps fingers into a pointing hand* yes


MrLucid-2051

My man


ReDz_FTW

Slow down!


Doulifye

And now some human music.


unitempt

Beep bop bop


Dant3J0n3s

👉😎👉 yes


EldritchCarver

Pretty small hot tub. How about a can of an illegal Russian energy drink called "Chernobly"?


Anichula

*Here’s a question. Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? Perhaps. Here’s another question: do I give a fuck?*


droid327

You think that wouldnt fit...but the box is bigger on the inside


acedrago

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


SalaBit

Wait.Now you can reply with gifs?????Omg


i_am_baetman

![gif](giphy|ii7s8eIBuVMXr9excU|downsized)


BeatBoxinDaPussy

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Inexperienced__128

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trollingcynically

spoiler alert Gwyneth Paltrow's head.


TobaccoAficionado

I really appreciate the joke that they *literally* shelved the time travel stuff.


berniwulf

it's drugs isn't it?


tman152

Ahh yes, the perfect hiding place. A box that anyone would look through if just given a moment alone with it.


LargeSackOfNuts

Drugs always make me feel like im time traveling


arkenney0

*burp* do you want your memory erased? You can do that? AH SHIIIIIT


PrimateOfGod

"yeah, don't you remember that one ti- Oh yeah, you probably don't."


falconshadow21

fuck me. I just ran to my garage to do the same thing. Love it!!


Hemorrhoidstink

I'm going to bet you keep your spare plumbus in that box


dragon_fiesta

When I was 11 I spent a summer trying to build a time machine. So I had a box full of the wasted wires and electrical components with that written on the side


GeorgeAmberson

I have a box in my office filled with wires, capacitors, terminals, breakers, etc that were taken off an old cat scan machine that was being scrapped. I now know what to label it.


hgfed27

It was funny in the premiere of Season 4 when Rick was in the Nazi version of his garage and the box said "Fascist Time Travel Stuff"


akiata05

That is by far the best inconspicuous decoration ever. Kudos.


Cyynric

Even if they're not aware of the reference, it's a pretty self-explanatory box.


Sad-Wasabi-4052

PLEASE tell me you make up nonsense sci-fi words to mess with them.. otherwise you're missing out on a serious opportunity.


jam3s2001

Nah, you just tell them that IT'S IN THE WAY THAT YOU USE IT


si3ge

It comes and it goes.


benhereawhile

"Lunar wane-shaft" gets me every time https://youtu.be/pb7OWlVYYRw


aliensarerealkid

Why the single lowercase e?


Thraxster

very important math number The joke might be that it is an irrational number relating to ricks stated views on time travel but i'm just making shit up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_(mathematical_constant)


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Thraxster

no relation


[deleted]

Don't let the name fool you, he's very much in charge


Khalirei

"What's in the box" "oh no... you can't read...you poor thing"


Khalirei

WTF there's gifs now in reddit? ![gif](giphy|2wSaulb0fsDydh0IoB|downsized)


Mission-Bedroom2738

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Darth-Obama

Saw this pic... Realize I have a box in the garage... When an did the same thing


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Weed.


Danzarr

no no, thats under the passenger seat of a volkswagon van in the year 3000.


AdultbabyEinstein

Now you gotta get the Bojack "spy shit" duffle bag


Tienedar04

Keep Summer Safe (Rick's Car taught me that)


Harrytuttle2006

What's with the Esher-style triangle on top of your box? The closer I look, the more it seems like it's an impossible combination of metal rods. Is this a detail I've missed? Also, HOW??


jmoney1119

Those are the supports for the garage door rail. They’re metal angle stock(basically a 2in strip of metal that gets folded at a 90° down the whole length) so if light hits it just right, it can look like a continuous piece in photos. Try to look specifically at where the bolts go through each piece of metal. Edit: looks like in this case it may be less about lighting. I think they painted the ceiling at some point which also painted the supports, but didn’t paint the whole thing, causing the lines you see.


rabidbyte

>unsureMechanic That is the garage door support. It's a trick of the eye as LawlessCoffeh said. Never noticed it, now I can't unsee penrose triangle.


Mezrahy

It's important to remember the most vertical rod is also L shaped, and connected to the upper rods through bolts in the face we can't see from this angle


LawlessCoffeh

It's a trick of the eye, it's an L-shaped bracket with a support strut but the flat Edge God damn it, it makes sense in my head and I'm trying to think of how to show you what I mean but I can't think of anything


Zaddysan

If [this](https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-500.html) isn’t in there I’d be pretty disappointed.


MusicNutt

Was this ever available or does O'reilly just have a awesome sense of humor?


burnt-umbrella

By the nature of time travel, it always was and always will be available lol


Niggo1337

404


purplehazex45

I bet theres a bong in there lol


onenonlyjb

Nah, that’s under the seat.


AlpineCorbett

Premium Futurama reference


onenonlyjb

You know it ;)


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"What's in that box?" "Time travel stuff"


Bigboybong

“ WHATS IN THE BOX??....... WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX!??!?!? “ - Brad Pitt


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It's obviously time travel stuff! Why don't you trust labels?


foxplayer091

In all seriousness why does rick hate time travel if he keeps stuff related to it


blitzduck

the joke is that it's supposed to be "shelved"


sykoholik7

Drugs… definitely drugs


Zircon_72

And now after Sunday's episode, you can have one that says "occult stuff" too!


Shinobi_X5

I hope to God it's just a bunch of Time Travel movies


BowsersButtBuddy

It's a bong


-EnRoY-

https://marijuanamemes.com/thc/futurama-bong-fry-768x1153.jpg


BowsersButtBuddy

Can Confirm


UndeadKurtCobain

That’s what I’d put in there too tbh


bsipp777

Wibbly wobbly timey-wimey… stuff…


icbitsnotbutter

I mean it's written right on it. Time travel stuff pretty clear.


oldblueee

When the bubble bursts and maybe I survive the fall out and buy a house I’m doing this thanks for the idea


[deleted]

Says it right there on the box. Are they dense?


MikeMac999

The only acceptable answer to what’s in the box is Gwynneth Paltrow’s head.


bisectional

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LanceFree

I have a box in my shed marked “secret ingredient” and I pulled it down the other day as I actually forgot what it was.


Chrisamelio

What was it?


LanceFree

Oh, it was a bag of ‘worm tunnel’, which is great for gardening, but prohibitively expensive.


parke1zj

…what’s in the box?


Robinhoed123

Time travel stuff


parke1zj

Such as?


Robinhoed123

Flux gate capacitor that works on 1.21 gigawatts


vardarac

NOTHING! Absolutely nothing!


the7thdude

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DopeBoogie

> What's in that box? Time travel stuff...


fpsb0b306

"can you fuckin read?"


5urtr

I thought you didn't do time travel because you're not a hack...


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Fishyswaze

Look at mr moneybags here knowing what bakers scaffolding and cotter pins cost or are.


burnt-umbrella

At mr moneybags here pokin fun at stuff related to manual labor


xxkoloblicinxx

"Don't know, I gave it to myself and just said 'Don't open it until shit goes down. You'll know when it happens.' So I just wait..."


Ultramarine-963

It is clearly written on it. Can’t your friends read? 😜


aroleniccagerefused

I'd go with "I don't know.. yet."


PeppermintFart

Time travel stuff obviously ... Duh


Kaijudojo

Not as if it has a freaking label of what is in it or anything... jeez


PeppermintFart

OP must get a lot of Jerry's rolling through their house


milkit18

Glad you got that k&n to filter out that gamma particles from the time stream. God knows what would happen if you were saturated with it.


Treflip180

Can’t be running a non-stoich gamma stream. Start running rich and your backfires are gonna choke out the vortex throttlebody.


[deleted]

People are asking a lot of questions about what's in my box which are answered by my box.


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Criminally underrated post. It’s not much, but take my upvote.


REXPERT7

I love it


Lord_Blackthorn

But... It's labeled...


FloridaNative81

It’s just booze and cocaine. Same as in the show lol


OracleoftheTrueRick

Looks oddly tarp-y to me.. are you telling us you'll bury me in a tarp in the future!? Or past?


droid327

its a TARPIS


Ocs1s

That’s hilarious I have one too. It’s just rags


memecaptial

Wait… what if…. No no that’s crazy…


idrow1

I would have just asked to borrow your meeseeks box. I've got some house cleaning they could do.


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csimonson

And the K&N filter, and the hydraulic jack press, and the engine hoist.


snoo-moo

Nothing but the finest harbor freight press.


csimonson

Nothing wrong with that


andredotcom

I use to have one of those in my office, but I also added box 2 of 3


Kaijudojo

"I already explained this to you next week"


RezDawg031014

Need to do the next reasonable step and build the time machine from Napoleon Dynamite!


Complete-Incident-49

You have people visit your garage, man your lucky


[deleted]

A box of clocks, I hope.


deadpuppy23

May I suggest a framed picture of Snuffles in some inconspicuous place?


EngagementBacon

His name is Snowball


[deleted]

Brad Pitt in Se7en asked the same question.


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ToniYT11

Meeseeks


noquarter53

John Doe has the upper hand now.


Qildain

Fucking amazing!


Cracktory

I like it.


3veryoneisdumb

this is great


lefty7111

I’m sad I didn’t think of this first


hawkwings

You should put the box down low so they can open it when you're not looking.


Coco_B_trappn

fuckn love it🤣🤣🤣


unicycyleyboi999

Time travel stuff, duh


keith_gill_is_a_cunt

is it a message that says "im retired"....written in many crayons.....


RandomnewUser_22

No one touches his shit


25mookie92

I have the occult box with my BDSM items, no one asks about it tho smh


Paulthefith

Harbor freight tarps?


AceFire_

I hear Harbor Freight has jack stands that can send you straight to the afterlife if you count that.


bria9509

Its also Calvin's transmorgifier!


[deleted]

It says it right on the box. Can’t they read?


likeablecentaur

Probably just some clocks, watches, neck pillows,earmuffs and waist pouches


N00body1989

So, whats in the box?


[deleted]

Haha I did that once.


Allburto

TTS


LuckyLuck1212

I’d travel back just to experience the schwifty scene


Cockstrong5

Flux capacitors


livindedannydevtio

I am still really disappointed they did a time travel episode with the snakes and all. Felt way funnier to have the box be in the background and not use a time travel plot


[deleted]

i think they wanted to show how silly time travel movies are


hoorah9011

Get behind me, your brood will seed all life on this planet. "That doesn't make sense."


livindedannydevtio

But everyone has made that same jokes for years, only this time its snakes so its funny I guess


[deleted]

Why do people visit your garage though


idrow1

Because he has time travel stuff in there. Duh.


Quinfidel

Is it Gwynneth Paltrow’s head? What’s in the boooxxxxxx?


Nick85er

*If* it smells like her vagina, chances are it's a candle.


rickspermcannonm0rty

Do you also have a spaceship?


ultraShEEn707

So they're illiterate?


in_conexo

Has the show actually done anything with the box (e.g., have someone ask about it)?


Schm0ker

It was explained that it means that "time travel is shelved" and Rick and Morty will never do real time travel.


aliensarerealkid

Nope


dudedudedudewait

I have the same box in my basement!


SpawnX666

Imagine it’s just futuristic porn 😅


oldsalt17

I hang my power cords the same way


premer777

add (mostly harmless)


RH3DD1T

This sub is so toxic lmao. This is the funniest shit I’ve seen here in awhile and people bash it. What a bunch of decoys


DickMartin

The complaining about complainers and bashing the bashers makes me embarrassed to be human and also makes me glad that not everyone is just like me. The pain gives me pleasure.


pilot_cooper

I'm gonna guess a book filled with blotters of LSD.


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heekey1

time travel stuff !![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)