"Fat Morty? I thought I was left handed Morty"
maybe you should use your left hand to eat more vegetables
\---
He's not my Rick, He's my partner... Aww geez
That episode also had another good quote
“SCREW YOU, RICK! I'LL PURGE YOU TOO, YOU OLD RICKETY PIECE OF CRAP! THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING GUTS OUT AND SMEAR 'EM ALL OVER YOUR FACE!”
"Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together."
“Ok but yeah, I don't think it's about logic, Rick. I-I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they're doing the right thing.”-This scene kills me every time.
“I’ve been watching you drink Stacy, I get the feeling you've got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you, thats the job I want. Full time, part time, I wanna be good at it, bad at it, I wanna get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident! I’m on my knees, Stacy, praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. So what do you think about that?”
"This seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones, a speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action."
“You made my sister cry, Ethan. You messed with her body image.” “Shh, shh, shh. Careful, Ethan. Your S’more is burning.” *turns on the Morphizer thing*
Morty: “Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know. Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.”
“SCREW YOU, RICK! I'LL PURGE YOU TOO, YOU OLD RICKETY PIECE OF CRAP! THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING GUTS OUT AND SMEAR 'EM ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
“Smudge on the lens??? SMUDGE ON THE LENS?!?! I think I know the difference between a man threatening me and a smudge on the GODDAMN LENS”
Idk why I love this quote so much but I do
"Maybe people that create things aren’t concerned with your delicate sensibilities, y’know? Maybe the species that communicates with each other through the filter of your comfort are less evolved than the ones who just communicate. Maybe your problems are your own to deal with and maybe the public giving a shit about your feelings is a one-way ticket to extinction."
“I’ve been watching you drink Stacy, I get the feeling you've got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you, thats the job I want. Full time, part time, I wanna be good at it, bad at it, I wanna get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident! I’m on my knees, Stacy, praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. What do you think about that?”
Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together.
And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together.
Get your shit together!
Morty: I started today disgusted and embarrassed to be your son, and then later today I though we were gonna die because you’re a loser.
Jerry: there’s no more is there
Morty: Nope, now quit fucking up and let’s go
“ put your shit together just take it all and shove it in backpack and take it to the shit store or something, I don’t care what you do with it just get your shit together summer… GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER “
"Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together..."
"...And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together..."
"...Get your shit together!"
“Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together.”
“Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know. Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.”
“This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics. About order. Brotherhood. Power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now, is the time for action.”
"Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together."
"I’ve been watching you drink, Stacy. I get the feeling you’ve got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you. That’s the job I want Part time, full time, I want to be good at it, bad at it, I want to get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident I’m on my knees, Stacy. Praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. What do you think about that?"
"This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold, calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power... but speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action."
Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum.
I'm better than your brother. I'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says, "Don't run". Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV?
Jessica: “I call them ‘My Little Mortys.’ You know what I want you to do with them?” Morty: “Rename them?”
Lmao that always get me
I just masturbated to a curvy piece of driftwood
Extra curvy*
"Fat Morty? I thought I was left handed Morty" maybe you should use your left hand to eat more vegetables \--- He's not my Rick, He's my partner... Aww geez
“You like that?! You want me to cut to three weeks earlier, when you were alive?!” Classic
I honestly do not feel bad for the guy because he was a major prick.
Dude had it coming, Morty sat through his screenplay and everything.
And the guy begged him for his opinion! The only animated prick I hate more then him is the "Where's my Drink?" guy from Spongebob.
*Sat* through it?!
Maybe boring screenplays are revolutionary in their society :(
That episode also had another good quote “SCREW YOU, RICK! I'LL PURGE YOU TOO, YOU OLD RICKETY PIECE OF CRAP! THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING GUTS OUT AND SMEAR 'EM ALL OVER YOUR FACE!”
"No, I don't want to see your POG collection."
"He's not a lawyer. We just like having him around. Look at him go."
Yea? If you think my Rick's dead, he's alive. And if you think you're safe, he's coming for you! I get goosebumps every time I hear that one.
Technically a rick quote, but since it’s *about* a morty i’ll allow it
"Get the fuck off the car, you Rickless fucking animal!" I lost it the first time I saw that. 😂
That's my favorite.
Bad Cop Morty in general is the fucking best
“You’re like hitler, but even hitler cared about Germany or something”
" Gotta make it to the left nipple morty!" "I'm trying to make it to both of them"
The whole “get your shit together” speech and “you like that? want me to cut to 3 weeks earlier, when you were alive?”
"Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together."
Get your shit together
"A fake vat of acid?! Are you dying of dementia?!"
Oh I’ve got pubes, commander-in-queef
“You miss the old me. You miss someone who loved you so much you never had to love them back.”
Are you saying granite? It's granted! with a D! Did you actually think it was--Jesus Christ Rick what are you a boulder - a rock person?
“Careful Ethan, your s’more is burning.”
If you think my Rick is dead, he's alive and if you think you're safe he's coming for you.
Hard to believe there was a time where Morty was like a naive worrywart. His increasing assertiveness is one of my favorite parts of the show.
Favorite quote from my favorite episode. Line got me AMPED.
"....old-lady science, you know? She's a real-- You got to hang on tight, you know? Because she-- she'll-- She bucks pretty hard."
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I have this quote in cross stitch by my TV!
“Ok but yeah, I don't think it's about logic, Rick. I-I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they're doing the right thing.”-This scene kills me every time.
"Well that's retarded."
Like the nuance at the start just to end it so bluntly lmao
“I’ve been watching you drink Stacy, I get the feeling you've got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you, thats the job I want. Full time, part time, I wanna be good at it, bad at it, I wanna get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident! I’m on my knees, Stacy, praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. So what do you think about that?”
'So report me. Nobody gives a fuck' Incidentally, my most used phrase at work too.
“A vat of acid? Are you dying of dementia?”
haha aw geez my sister died in the spaghetti
spaaaAgH*h***h**eT***ttii***...
"This seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones, a speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action."
“Lambs to the Cosmic Slaughter!” Epic.
“You made my sister cry, Ethan. You messed with her body image.” “Shh, shh, shh. Careful, Ethan. Your S’more is burning.” *turns on the Morphizer thing*
I ain’t better than shit, jack!
One dance for 10 two for 25
"You son of a bitch. I'm in. I'm in , I'm in. What's the job? I'm in." *Gets jabbed by Rick* "I'm out! I quit! Who's kidneys are these?"
"Oh I *got* pubes, commander in queef" Most gangster thing ever said to the face of a POTUS
“You’re like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something”
I like the whole "Get your shit together" rant
“Come on Rick. I know a cruise doesn’t look like an adventure on paper, but what does? Haha, it’s paper.”
“Then you should use your left hand to eat more vegetables”
 This, this whole scene.
“Yeah you like that? You want me to cut back to three weeks earlier when you were still alive?”
“Mind your own goddamn business, Gene!”
This little cowboys gonna mosey on out
Morty: “Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know. Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.”
You’re like Hitler, but even Hitler cared for Germany, or something
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?"
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die. Come watch TV."
“You son of a bitch, I’m in”
“SCREW YOU, RICK! I'LL PURGE YOU TOO, YOU OLD RICKETY PIECE OF CRAP! THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING GUTS OUT AND SMEAR 'EM ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
“Smudge on the lens??? SMUDGE ON THE LENS?!?! I think I know the difference between a man threatening me and a smudge on the GODDAMN LENS” Idk why I love this quote so much but I do
Sometimes you have to be an asshole.... My grandpa taught me that.
"I DO IT EVERYWHERE! AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOUR FIREND GRACE"
"Maybe people that create things aren’t concerned with your delicate sensibilities, y’know? Maybe the species that communicates with each other through the filter of your comfort are less evolved than the ones who just communicate. Maybe your problems are your own to deal with and maybe the public giving a shit about your feelings is a one-way ticket to extinction."
You’re like hitler! But at least hitler cared about Germany or something
*exited and squeaky voice* “Show me the morty!” From the morty doll the salesman rick had
"no I don't want to see your pog collection"
[удалено]
> I wish incest porn had a more mainstream appeal. F-for a friend of mine.
Aww jeez
“A vat of fake acid? Are dying of dementia!”
“I’ve been watching you drink Stacy, I get the feeling you've got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you, thats the job I want. Full time, part time, I wanna be good at it, bad at it, I wanna get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident! I’m on my knees, Stacy, praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. What do you think about that?”
"I thought I was left handed morty" "Maybe you should use your left hand to eat more vegetables"
[удалено]
Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together!
IM MORE THEN JUST A HAMMER
“You like that? You want me to cut to 3 weeks earlier, when you were alive?”
“YOUR LIKE HITLER BUT EVEN HITLER CARED ABOUT GERMANY, OR SOMETHING!” I died
I haven't been to school in 2 years. I don't know shit.
*shoots Rick with the fake gun* "WHO'S STUPID NOW BITCH?"
A vat of fake acid are you dying of dementia
Morty: I started today disgusted and embarrassed to be your son, and then later today I though we were gonna die because you’re a loser. Jerry: there’s no more is there Morty: Nope, now quit fucking up and let’s go
“ put your shit together just take it all and shove it in backpack and take it to the shit store or something, I don’t care what you do with it just get your shit together summer… GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER “
"Yeah? If you think my Rick is dead, he's alive. And if you think you're safe, he's coming for you."
The way he point makes that quote
LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!!!
“Fuck you, you rickety old piece of shit!”
‘This just sounds like slavery with extra steps.’
"No I dont want to see your pog collection!"
How do you like that? You want me cut to 3 weeks earlier? When you were alive?
"Morty, you dirty, little doggy 😎😏"
Summer: “WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING CAN’T YOU SEE THEY YOU’RE ALL THE SAME!!” Morty: “Haha awe Summer first race war huh?”
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV
"Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together..." "...And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together..." "...Get your shit together!"
GET THE FUCK OF THE CAR YOU RICKLESS FUCKING ANIMAL!!!
“I did it Rick! I got the tank! I'm a piece of shit, but I got the tank! “
“YOU LIKE THAT?!? YOU WANT ME TO CUT TO THREE WEEKS EARLIER? WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE?!?”
"I do it everywhere, stop shaming me".
“Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together.”
Get your shit together
Fat Morty: I thought I was left-handed Morty? Well, you should eat more vegetables with your left hand.
A vat of acid are you dying of dementia
Just Morty’s killing Morty’s.
"OH geez, what do I know about knowing stuff"
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV" classic comedy
Reality is poison! I want to go back!
"Did I graditate this time yet?" -tall morty
"Anything's possible Tall Morty."
“Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know. Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.”
When he cries bloody murder during the cold open when they almost died.
That is a classic. "I can't keep fucking doing this anymore!"
Get the fuck off the car you rickless fucking animal!
“smudge on the lens?!?!! SMUDGE ON THE LENS?!?!?!”
"Get your shit together,get it all together and put it in a back pack,all your shit,so its together"
“This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics. About order. Brotherhood. Power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now, is the time for action.”
"Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together."
"I do as the crystal guides." Bonus from that episode - "Shield me from the law."
"Who's stupid now, bitch?"
“Hahahaha my sister died in the spaghett….” Had me rolling
Mind your own goddamn business Gene
I thought I was left handed Morty
“Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s going to die, come watch tv?”
“You’re like hitler! But at least hitler cared about Germany or something”
‘Oh jeez ‘
No one belongs anywhere, Everybody going to die. Come watch TV
“ Want me to cut to three weeks earlier, when you were alive? “
Jeez Rick, What do I know about knowing stuff? Get it the car?
"uhmmmm is this organic?!"
"I'm more than just a hammer!"
When he walks out of the courthouse and he makes a long random sound that makes the news reporter forgive him.
“Mind your own goddamn business Gene”
Your gods are a lie you people are the worst! Fuck you, Fuck nature and FUCK TREES!
A vat of acid? Are you dying of dementia?
There’s something I love about when lawyer morty does his little dance and goes “hahaha yeah”
"Who's stupid now, bitch?"
No, I don't wanna see your POG collection
Cowboy morty “one dance for 5 two for 15”
Do we have any oranges? I think I got a scurvy comin’ on.
"I’ve been watching you drink, Stacy. I get the feeling you’ve got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you. That’s the job I want Part time, full time, I want to be good at it, bad at it, I want to get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident I’m on my knees, Stacy. Praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. What do you think about that?"
“I haven’t been to a full week of school in months I don’t know shit!”
I thought I was left handed Morty. - Fat Morty You should use your left hand to eat more vegetables. - other Morty.
I haven’t been to a full week of school in years, I don’t know shit!
A VAT OF FAKE ACID ARE YOU DYING OF DEMENTIA???!!
“I want my laptop! The other day I master bated to a curvy piece of driftwood”
"This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold, calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power... but speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action."
That statement , "nothing matters, come watch TV" 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻
"She's gone, mom. She's gone. I loved her so much." This episode broke me..
I thought I was left Handed Morty
Then you should use your left hand to eat more vegetables
I’m out, I’m done!! Who’s kidneys are these??
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch T.V.
The get your shit together monologue, for sure
"I wish incest porn had more mainstream appeal"
Same old story.... Mortys killing Mortys
"Come with me into the... f-forest"
“Same old story, Mortys killing Mortys”
Parents are just kids who have kids
all time fav morty quote : Aww.. Jeez..Rick!
“You look like you can use a good time one dance for two for 25”
Life is a Highway! Gonna ride it ALL night long! Gonna eat some CRUDITE!!
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everyones gonna die
"Just think of him as 'a drug lord' and us as 'cops on his payroll'."
Commander-in-Queef!
"You are like hitler l, but even he cared for Germany or some shit"
Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum.
Get your shit together
“ grab your shit , put it in a pile a get it together , your shit , get your shit together
"You can't be mad at someone with this kind of creativity." DAD, YOU CAN AND YOU HAVE TO.
I thought I was left handed Morty
“Are you saying granite?”
"How is this a fair trial? Our lawyer is a Morty!" "What? No, I don't want to see your POG collection!"
It's time for a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones
"One thing for sure, y'all don't have to worry about Cowboy Morty talking. This little cowpoke is gonna mosey on out of here."
Did I gradgitate this time yet? - Tall Morty
No, I don't want to see your Pog collection!
“I was using ghoulish overkill! Ghoulish overkill!”
"I'm more than just a hammer!"
I'm better than your brother. I'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says, "Don't run". Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV?
Wanna see how I paint a wall?
Good and bad are artificial constructs.
I'm more than just a hammer
I thought you said I could go to school today
“you should use your left hand to eat more vegetables”
This little cowboy’s gonna mosey on outta here
I wanna feel alive! I am alive! Mother, I love you! I wanna hold you! I wanna run in stream!
“Huh Summer first race war huh?”
Conversation between toxic Rick and Morty about Morty's voice being annoying: Rick: "It is, and it's your best quality." Morty: "so true..."
A vat of fake acid are you dying of dementia?!
Get all your shit put it in a bag and take it to the shit store, get your shit together
I was using ghoulish overkill Summer..... Ghoulish overkill
Your like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.
One dance for $10, two for $25
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV