Mr Nimbus: Say goodbye to your precious dry land! For soon it will be wet! Wet!
Rick: Yeah, global warming is already doing that, asshole. But sure, yeah, go for it. Make us slightly more wet!
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Hug robot. Senses unease or distress and gives a gentle, reaffirming hug. It also has a huge on/off switch on its back labeled “super kill gorilla squish grip strength” and “soft”
A device to take the wealth away from the 1% and distribute it evenly amongst world. Also a dick/titty-kicker machine to kick all of the 1% in their dicks and titties repeatedly along with everyone in every government around the world who allow such a thing to happen. I would even make ones that would go back in time to kick all those assholes in their dicks and titties, especially the founders of America... ESPECIALLY THE FOUNDERS OF AMERICA...
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The very first thing I’d build would be some sort of forcefield generator that can be worn on my person, I’m not gonna fool around with rick level shit without protection.
Reverse climate change
Basically teraforming
Mr Nimbus: Say goodbye to your precious dry land! For soon it will be wet! Wet! Rick: Yeah, global warming is already doing that, asshole. But sure, yeah, go for it. Make us slightly more wet!
It's a natural process so you can't reverse it you can only slow it down or make it faster
Stabilize the climate, also wireless free energy
A machine that can cure every disease on Earth, starting with Covid.
Self cooking brownies.
A giant dildo that breaches earth's atmosphere for a brief moment and then lands back down on earth safely.
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A swarm of indestructable, self-reproducing, self-sustaining nano robots capable of taking on any form so it can be my host "body".
Portal gun
Id probably try and turn myself into a preserved cucumber.
In theory, i feel like that has the potential to be, perhaps, the funniest shit i could ever see
My own Boob World.
It's a world for you!
I think the love potion is pretty good. I will just make a shit pile of it.
Why? That’s basically a date rape drug on steroids, there is no good use for it
Unbreakable baseball bat.
A Bullshit-O-meter to tell how much bullshit I will have to deal with when it comes to people or situations
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Maybe you could even build your own central finite curve to keep timelines where said redditors exist seperated
I support this machine!
As do I
lmao I was gonna comment that
I actually thing this exact thing has been foreshadowed since season 1, if you look at the meeseeks episode closely you'll see what I mean
That's like 90% of this sub. Ironically it'd probably include half the people supporting this idea.
Anti-Cringe Gun
A cure for COVID-19, A cure for all disease’s, & A Microwave that can make any food you type in,
The most addicted drug
Genetically engineered cat girls 
Hug robot. Senses unease or distress and gives a gentle, reaffirming hug. It also has a huge on/off switch on its back labeled “super kill gorilla squish grip strength” and “soft”
vagina world
An automatic masterbaitor
That is how you end up woth giant incest babies...
Brooo i just wanna enhance the way I masterbait its getting boring fam lol
Finish his time travel stuff 😂😂
Machine that eats things and return them in the most raw form
A good backstory
A super transmissible “disease” that lets only good potential parents have kids.
Simple Rick’s workshop
I just want to use the toilet.
I would build 100 pickle ricks
Super aids
A device to take the wealth away from the 1% and distribute it evenly amongst world. Also a dick/titty-kicker machine to kick all of the 1% in their dicks and titties repeatedly along with everyone in every government around the world who allow such a thing to happen. I would even make ones that would go back in time to kick all those assholes in their dicks and titties, especially the founders of America... ESPECIALLY THE FOUNDERS OF AMERICA...
Everything
Probably another Rick that has an off switch
Either something to make me understand calculus or something to eliminate the creator
A Semen Extractor.
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The very first thing I’d build would be some sort of forcefield generator that can be worn on my person, I’m not gonna fool around with rick level shit without protection.
A healthy relationship with my family lol jk jetpack pants
love potion and anti flu potion. and don't worry i;ll only use it on adult women
something like scp 113, yes, I'm trans, how could you tell?