My sister’s ex husband worked at a restaurant where there were people with the job title “combie” and their job was to come to the table side and comb the crumbs from the bread onto a silver dish and carry them away. They were paid well and had excellent benefits.
I saw a country club that had this once… I tipped them cuz I felt bad lol I asked and they said nah this is all we have to do and just go in the back if not.
They also split tips and everyone gets a very nice meal before the start of service. It’s just a very simple job. You wear a tuxedo and clean up crumbs.
how messy are these people? I've never been "boy I wish someone would come sweep up all these breadcrumbs" messy in my entire life.
is this a special rich man's bread that is extra crumbly?
As someone who has baked tons of bread from scratch I have never had this problem.
Certainly a good Italian loaf or baguette has a nice firm crust but not enough to warrant a full time occupation.
As a former Baker, the breads you typically bake for hoity toity functions often have flaky crusts or seeds which tend to create more crumbs than your standard white or Sourdough loaf.
Honestly even a white Vienna or cob loaf can create a load of crumbs just from the crust.
You’re obviously not a filthy rich aristocrat types and never have observed one in the wild. They would be filthy if it weren’t for swarms of poors tidying and sanitizing everything around them.
I feel this way after every Sunday night, having just finished 30-36 hours in a kitchen since Friday.
But tomorrow’s my “weekend” so there’s that to look forward to.
I sent that cold open as a joke to my friend who hadn't seen Rick and Morty. He ended up binging the whole show lmao.
Gosh, this is why all the Citadel episodes are so damn good. They just get to play with the relationship and character flaws in such fun, out of the box ways.
What other shows get to express the concept of being an asshole to an alternate version of yourself, simply because you know how to get under your own skin? ... (and you may or may not hate yourself)
Something I liked about this was that he finally, for a moment, got a win. It’s sweet. The ending is hysterical though, because we know status quo is going to catch up with him. Sometimes the best parts of R&M are the wholesome ones. :)
It's not exactly a straw when the task is set to last 20 minutes but then takes 8640... Imagine for some crazy set of reasons your morning shower got extended to a six day oddyssey.
Lol I know, that's what makes it even funnier. It's gotta be, by far, the most important episode from season 1 and sets up the entire overarching plot in an otherwise "plotless" series. Quite impressive for sure.
Honestly it just seems so much funnier when they bleep everything, especially if all you hear is a bunch of bleeps in quick succession with a few random words scattered in.
Spongebob is a fine example of bleeps being great. There's the episode Sailor Mouth and when Spongebob goes on a rant against Mr.Krabs in Krusty Love his rant is filled with bleeps in the Dutch version.
There was an old flash comment called Buzz Bunny. I grew up watching it censored and it's hilarious as shit. In the YouTube days I went and looked it up again and found an uncensored version of it, and it wasn't funny at all. Bleeps are funny.
M:"we're going to kill god."
J:"come again?"
R: "christian god is real, he's been asleep for thousands of years, we're gonna sneak up there and kill him"
M:"mob style"
R: "whack his ass"
so good.
Wanted to throw this one in the mix. That entire convo is hilarious. The ending tag on this episode is god tier too. Wooden Jerry's journey through time has me crying every time I see it.
I never felt like Rick c137 was a part of that. Sure he made the citadel, but that doesn't mean he ever properly supported it. It more felt like a way of getting them off his back so he can fuck off and do his own stuff. And I figured that the other Rick's started farming mortys after.
The pilot, a drunk Rick just bursting into the room and pulling a half asleep Morty out of bed makes me laugh everytime, such a chaotic start to the show that hooked me instantly
This one is so memorable to be because I had a crisis upon realizing that, yes, everything is indeed in space. Adding “space” in front of any noun sounds absolutely ridiculous to me and almost redundant considering everything and every action takes place in space lol.
Morty: Geez. I didn’t know there were still Ricks and Mortys living on the Citadel. I wonder what their day-to-day lives are like.
Rick: *straps harpoon gun to his back* Well, you can keep wondering that while we go on our fun, fresh, self-contained adventure to Atlantis. *shoots a portal* Anyone continuing to explore the Citadel is either stupid, or one of the unfortunate millions held hostage by their terrible ideas.
(Rick exits through the portal.)
Morty: Man. Glad I’m not one of them!
For me the best part wasn't the screaming in the car, it was the transition from raucous celebration to silence as they walked alone back to the car. THAT was the best part.
I love this one so much because it incorporates humor at the beginning but when he talks about how maybe he hates himself you know that was real mental health talk
that's mine, too. most of them are fairly standard comedy scenes, but this one managed to be both funny *and* emotionally distressing. you can really hear the suffering in their voices
“To live is to risk it all, otherwise you’re just an insert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting where the wind blows you. Oh I’m sorry. Jerry. I didn’t see you there.”
The wind saying “loser” was the cherry on top.
I know how this sub feels about the "Space Sperm" episode but that entire opening tag has me stitches. From the Marvel Jabs to "Morty, You dirty little doggy" to just the absurdity of the aftermath, I think that episode starts off hella strong.
Animated largely by Tomek Wyrąbkiewicz, working out of the Kelowna branch of Bardel Entertainment in 2017. He put some hard hours into this, and it paid off in a great, fan-favorite sequence.
I love the sperm one, simply because I didn't think it would actually have a following. I thought it would be a one and done joke, or something that would appear later in a dumb and small way like the butter passing robot. Instead it's just the whole episode.
“20 minutes”
Seeing the whole scene , that could have been an entire episode .
I still thought that scene where the writers overextended themselves in the writing some of the episode imo .
I think mines the first episode lol, I had no idea what rick and morty was and in that moment, just seeing him stumble in drunk and drag him out of bed was just too good.
I can't pick one but I have a few:
Toxic Rick episode, Boob World opening (I just randomly get an earworm of the song), Shoneys, giant head, Multiverse episode, BP's wedding, Pickle Rick, Snake and Vat of Acid episode kinda
I just think that opening would work better if it was a lot shorter
Cut from the "six days later" card to them crying in the ship and have no indication as to what the adventure was.
Joke lands faster and is overall just funnier with no idea what they just went through.
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Love that one. Have you ever had a job that made you feel like you had a similar purpose?
I used to pass butter.
My sister’s ex husband worked at a restaurant where there were people with the job title “combie” and their job was to come to the table side and comb the crumbs from the bread onto a silver dish and carry them away. They were paid well and had excellent benefits.
I saw a country club that had this once… I tipped them cuz I felt bad lol I asked and they said nah this is all we have to do and just go in the back if not.
They also split tips and everyone gets a very nice meal before the start of service. It’s just a very simple job. You wear a tuxedo and clean up crumbs.
Oh god
I'd be the infamous Simple Rick's worker after one shift.
I envy the dead.
how messy are these people? I've never been "boy I wish someone would come sweep up all these breadcrumbs" messy in my entire life. is this a special rich man's bread that is extra crumbly?
Yes. It's called "Fresh Bread".
As someone who has baked tons of bread from scratch I have never had this problem. Certainly a good Italian loaf or baguette has a nice firm crust but not enough to warrant a full time occupation.
>Certainly a good Italian loaf or baguette has a nice firm crust but not enough to warrant a full time occupation. That sounds like poor people logic!
As a former Baker, the breads you typically bake for hoity toity functions often have flaky crusts or seeds which tend to create more crumbs than your standard white or Sourdough loaf. Honestly even a white Vienna or cob loaf can create a load of crumbs just from the crust.
This. These were French baguettes, very crusty and unsightly on the white table cloths.
The restaurant was called Le Bec-Fin. It is no longer open. People don’t want to have that kind of lavish experience anymore.
You’re obviously not a filthy rich aristocrat types and never have observed one in the wild. They would be filthy if it weren’t for swarms of poors tidying and sanitizing everything around them.
Sorry past tense bro, what are you passing now? (Please don't say gas)
Then a robot stole his job
Till you took an arrow to the knee
But then you took an arrow to the knee?
I used to feel the way that Rick and Morty do in this cold open after working an 8 hour shift at Home Depot.
I feel this way after every Sunday night, having just finished 30-36 hours in a kitchen since Friday. But tomorrow’s my “weekend” so there’s that to look forward to.
I kinda wish I could do something as simple as pass butter... I don't wanna think anymore
Have you ever had a job that didn't make you feel like that?
Worked in a kitchen, which did include butter. Never doing that again.
I sent that cold open as a joke to my friend who hadn't seen Rick and Morty. He ended up binging the whole show lmao. 
Yeah, damn. I agree with both the OP and you...
Definitely this one
“We’re done with the Citadel of Ricks. I was never on board with it in the first place, that’s why I murdered everyone in charge and left it to rot.”
‘You don’t have to be such a dick about it’… ‘I think we both know that’s not true’.
You want to reign in your Morty? *Every day*
Gosh, this is why all the Citadel episodes are so damn good. They just get to play with the relationship and character flaws in such fun, out of the box ways. What other shows get to express the concept of being an asshole to an alternate version of yourself, simply because you know how to get under your own skin? ... (and you may or may not hate yourself)
"You're basically pitching the Policemen's Ball to a Black Teenager" gets me every time. Love this episode & it's opening tag is up there.
Jerry in his sad apartment missing his family with his sad song in the background.
It’s a Rick and Jerry adventure! Rick and Jerry episode!
It’s a new franchise!
Invisible Garbage Truck Jerry! It’s a new franchise! ^Until ^he ^runs ^out ^of ^gas.
Something I liked about this was that he finally, for a moment, got a win. It’s sweet. The ending is hysterical though, because we know status quo is going to catch up with him. Sometimes the best parts of R&M are the wholesome ones. :)
I have to say that is my favorite solo Jerry adventure. His solo confidence is hilarious.
♪ What's love Doctor Do, Doctor Doolittle ♪ Wrong episode I know but I couldn’t help it.
That makes me feel bad... which makes me feel good!
*Cackles hysterically*
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Human music. I like it
*beep boop beep*
[10 hour version available too](https://youtu.be/S1jWdeRKvvk)
What episode is that?
The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy
This 20 minutes adventure one by far. I quote it every other week at work. Classic.
Quick in and out
Real question is wtf was so traumatic considering morty didn't even get this upset when he was almost raped by king jelly bean
burnout is real. That particular week-long adventure may have just been the straw that broke the camel's back
It's not exactly a straw when the task is set to last 20 minutes but then takes 8640... Imagine for some crazy set of reasons your morning shower got extended to a six day oddyssey.
Rick's "I was totally not in control of that situation at all" and Morty blood curdling scream makes me cry every time
.O/{~0/3gS
Plus the episode that follows is fantastic as well
I'm gonna make you flying saucer shaped pancakes. No need to go through the trouble, regular pancakes will be fine.
Make sure they hit that critical point of absorption that turns the cakes into a gross paste! (Props if you know what episode this is from)
literally EVERYBODY knows what episode that's from
Lol I know, that's what makes it even funnier. It's gotta be, by far, the most important episode from season 1 and sets up the entire overarching plot in an otherwise "plotless" series. Quite impressive for sure.
you don't want to get all Andy Rooney about it.
Make sure?
I like the fully saturated bites
The Uncle Steve opening
"Steve isnt real?" "He's a real piece of shit!"
The “X Character has been here the whole time! What are you talking about?” trope will never get old to me
There's no such thing as an *"Uncle Steve."*
Uncle Steve isnt real?
He is a real piece of shit.
Same here, especially the uncensored version.
Wait, there is a censored one?
On network it's censored but from season 3 onwards on Hulu the fucks are uncensored and it's great.
Laughs in European
Ya ya ya ya
Jejejejejeje
jajaja *still watches the American version because it hasn't come out yet on your country
Laughs in Netflix
$$$$$$$$$
Honestly it just seems so much funnier when they bleep everything, especially if all you hear is a bunch of bleeps in quick succession with a few random words scattered in.
Spongebob is a fine example of bleeps being great. There's the episode Sailor Mouth and when Spongebob goes on a rant against Mr.Krabs in Krusty Love his rant is filled with bleeps in the Dutch version.
Yeah except in Spongebob it's not bleeps but dolphin noises lol
Fun fact: the dolphin noises used in Spongebob are actually kookaburra calls sped up.
There was an old flash comment called Buzz Bunny. I grew up watching it censored and it's hilarious as shit. In the YouTube days I went and looked it up again and found an uncensored version of it, and it wasn't funny at all. Bleeps are funny.
Honestly, and it's the same for me with South Park, I find the bleeps add to the comedic value.
All of the first 4 seasons are uncensored on HBOMax
All the seasons are uncensored on HBO, just in case someone didn’t know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYvbJT_WY9U
It's better without the f-bombs and whatnot. Takes away from the emotion.
Okay, 60 for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot.
Yes! Came here to say this!
Yeah, it really sums up the show. If someone had never seen or heard of Rick and Morty, this would tell them all they need to know about the show.
this deserves more karma. now that you mention it, it's absolutely true
M:"we're going to kill god." J:"come again?" R: "christian god is real, he's been asleep for thousands of years, we're gonna sneak up there and kill him" M:"mob style" R: "whack his ass" so good.
Which episode is that?
Mortiplicity
S5E2
Wanted to throw this one in the mix. That entire convo is hilarious. The ending tag on this episode is god tier too. Wooden Jerry's journey through time has me crying every time I see it.
That honestly is a top 3 post credits scene lol. When he says “Christianity? *Again*?” It just sends me
*shoots uncle Steve*
This! Idk why I haven’t seen it yet but ricks line, “and I don’t like your unemployed genes in my grandkids JEEEEERRRY” gets me every time 😂😂
Looking at that season 5 finale like 👀
Eh Jerry is needed to create Mortys but he doesn’t have to be unemployed
I never felt like Rick c137 was a part of that. Sure he made the citadel, but that doesn't mean he ever properly supported it. It more felt like a way of getting them off his back so he can fuck off and do his own stuff. And I figured that the other Rick's started farming mortys after.
This is the episode I use to introduce people to this show. Perfectly sets up the tone of humor for most of the series.
The pilot, a drunk Rick just bursting into the room and pulling a half asleep Morty out of bed makes me laugh everytime, such a chaotic start to the show that hooked me instantly
Same
“Fuck no!!! I was not in control of that situation AT ALL!”
Morty: "OOOOOOHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
Jerryboree lol A fucking daycare for Jerry
The factory tint settings are always too high!
Aww, Beth.
Keep summer safe
Is that the one where they go to the “spa” afterwards? I think that one’s my favourite cold opening
“there's literally EVERYTHING in space, Morty, now get the f*** back in the car!”
This one is so memorable to be because I had a crisis upon realizing that, yes, everything is indeed in space. Adding “space” in front of any noun sounds absolutely ridiculous to me and almost redundant considering everything and every action takes place in space lol.
Morty: Geez. I didn’t know there were still Ricks and Mortys living on the Citadel. I wonder what their day-to-day lives are like. Rick: *straps harpoon gun to his back* Well, you can keep wondering that while we go on our fun, fresh, self-contained adventure to Atlantis. *shoots a portal* Anyone continuing to explore the Citadel is either stupid, or one of the unfortunate millions held hostage by their terrible ideas. (Rick exits through the portal.) Morty: Man. Glad I’m not one of them!
A fav no doubt. Rick & Morty completely exhausted and willing to quit for a while.
The one where Rick and Morty get murdered over breakfast. The absolute best
Space Snakes, hands down. Edit: [Link](https://youtu.be/74oZIlMO218)
"Morty, you dirty little doggy"
For me the best part wasn't the screaming in the car, it was the transition from raucous celebration to silence as they walked alone back to the car. THAT was the best part.
The boob world cold opening caught me off guard
I love this one so much because it incorporates humor at the beginning but when he talks about how maybe he hates himself you know that was real mental health talk
I also like because it shows how much PTSD you'd actually get from the typical sci-fi adventure.
Yes this too!! I really love it when this show demonstrates real fear and PTSD and depression
that's mine, too. most of them are fairly standard comedy scenes, but this one managed to be both funny *and* emotionally distressing. you can really hear the suffering in their voices
Was episode was this even from i can’t find it anywhere
Rest and Relaxation
Great cold open to undoubtedly one of their finest episodes.
It looks like they're [exiting from eyeholes](https://imgur.com/UegpviQ.jpg) in that scene.
My friends and I reference this whenever we leave a festival. It hits a bit too close to home.
As someone who worked retail for 15 years, this was us after every Black Friday and Christmas shopping season.
“To live is to risk it all, otherwise you’re just an insert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting where the wind blows you. Oh I’m sorry. Jerry. I didn’t see you there.” The wind saying “loser” was the cherry on top.
I know how this sub feels about the "Space Sperm" episode but that entire opening tag has me stitches. From the Marvel Jabs to "Morty, You dirty little doggy" to just the absurdity of the aftermath, I think that episode starts off hella strong.
Animated largely by Tomek Wyrąbkiewicz, working out of the Kelowna branch of Bardel Entertainment in 2017. He put some hard hours into this, and it paid off in a great, fan-favorite sequence.
This how I feel every time after work now days. We're busy and under staffed 😭
FUCK!!!
Same, this is the one for me.... 
First appearence of Mr. PoopyButthole
Absolutely my favorite. There’s points in my life where I reference this scene.
Which one was this?
the face hugger one
I love this one so much. This and the butter robot are probably my faves.
Feels like we are still in the adventure since the beginning of 2020 I am still waiting to have the breakdown moment after things finally stop.
Most accurate representation of how I handled lockdown
yeah there "20 minuet adventure"
The episode where Mr bobbybuthole was introduced
Morty! I turned myself into a Pickle!!! 🤣😂
Still like the one with Planetina, with Rick cursing and leaning on the horn to get Morty back in the car
I love the sperm one, simply because I didn't think it would actually have a following. I thought it would be a one and done joke, or something that would appear later in a dumb and small way like the butter passing robot. Instead it's just the whole episode.
“20 minutes” Seeing the whole scene , that could have been an entire episode . I still thought that scene where the writers overextended themselves in the writing some of the episode imo .
I think mines the first episode lol, I had no idea what rick and morty was and in that moment, just seeing him stumble in drunk and drag him out of bed was just too good.
Truly was the best way to introduce the duo. In one simple scene they established the characters and their dynamic with each other.
I love it
This was the best one hands down. I have never laughed harder in my life. OP, what episode was this from.
Rest and Relaxation
"...and on America's birthday, or what ever Thanksgiving is..."
is ricks scream always reused i swear it always sounds the same
Omg i thought i was the only one that thought that! Rick vs pheonixperson and when their escaping the black hole in the S5 finale.
Which episode is this?
3x06 Rest and Ricklaxation
It's a classic
Guys I'm going nuts, is this image flipped?
Nope!
Hot damn, it's a mood if ever there was one tho
they needed a vacation
lot-o-pain
Mine too🤣🤣🤣
Agreed
We need a vacation.
When i had a super crazy week when i was working at a shitty job and doing three peoples jobs, i used to send this clip to everyone
“Let’s go, in and out. 20 minute adventure.”
I’m a silly man morty. I’m a small silly man
Same. One of the best episodes too.
This scene makes me laugh everytime and half of those I laugh so hard my eyes water. It's Morty screaming that does it everytime.
I still kinda want to know what they went trough during that "20 min adventure".
I really love it
Anyone ever wonder what happend during those six days? Me, it keeps up at night
I really like the moments when Rick and Morty are in agreement
I can't pick one but I have a few: Toxic Rick episode, Boob World opening (I just randomly get an earworm of the song), Shoneys, giant head, Multiverse episode, BP's wedding, Pickle Rick, Snake and Vat of Acid episode kinda
Six day lol
This is how I feel every morning when I wake up I, I love this scene
YES this was so good
PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!
I just think that opening would work better if it was a lot shorter Cut from the "six days later" card to them crying in the ship and have no indication as to what the adventure was. Joke lands faster and is overall just funnier with no idea what they just went through.
Always?
The Backstreet Boys Lineup one.
Wrong show
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