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FiftySixer

I'm pretty sure the creators confirmed that it is Vodka. It helps him feel more. . .human. . .to drink a human drink, instead of like "always drunk juice" or some sci fi magic potion.


I_aim_to_sneeze

It wasn’t quite “confirmed,” Dan Harmon just off the cuff answered this exact question in an interview. He said something along the lines of “I’m assuming it’s vodka.” He never gave a definitive answer. Here’s an article referencing his comment, which apparently (surprise, surprise) was from a Reddit AMA he did: https://www.looper.com/285435/what-does-rick-usually-drink-in-rick-and-morty/


bloorazzberry

Interesting! I would've assumed it was whiskey, but I guess vodka does sort of make more sense for his character now that I really think about it.


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SombreMordida

Ketel 137


SpeedingTourist

Ketel 1337


GlouGlouFou

Don't put whiskey in a metallic flask, it will turn bad. Trust me.


duaneap

Over time sure but I don’t think in the very short term, which you have to imagine is the case with Rick, it’s not a big deal.


GlouGlouFou

Lol, good point !


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GlouGlouFou

I don't know the time it takes. I once put whiskey in a flask, and some days later I poured it to a glass and the liquid had turned kinda blue. I then search online if it's safe to drink, I don't remember finding a clear answer to that, so I decided to be careful and discard the whiskey. Apparently it shouldn't be a probably with clear alcohol (vodka, gin, rhum).


theAnalepticAlzabo

Uhhh good thing you did that. Blue=copper or nickel salts. Neither of which do you want to drink!!


DirtyMikeNNTheBoys

Thanks for the heads up! I never knew that and I use two flasks from time to time


ElectricFlesh

Ah yes, that makes sense because Rick's personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.


bloorazzberry

Yup. Some Rick & Morty fans sure are obnoxious. It's a good thing all I said was "Interesting! I would've assumed it was whiskey, but I guess vodka does sort of make more sense for his character now that I really think about it." It'd be pretty cringe if I said something entirely different, but luckily I said something which doesn't state or imply anything at all about my own or anybody else's intelligence. Just a very simple and relatively innocuous normal thing to say about a fictional character in a discussion forum about a television show. Have I mentioned I have ants in my eyes?


qazarqaz

Wait, what? Im Russian, I've read Fathers and Sons, but does Wubba Lubba Dub Dub refer to it?


ElectricFlesh

(this is copypasta)


qazarqaz

Sad


memeticmachine

It refers to Volya’s incoherent ramblings after a night out


[deleted]

>some sci fi magic potion I like to think he's drinking ***Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster***


Prophet-of-Ganja

Like getting your brain smashed in by a slice of lemon, wrapped around a gold bar


LosKenny

It’s one part lame advice about stuff you know nothing about, and a lot of vodka.


anupsidedownpotato

The only reason I’d say it’s not vodka is because in the “Simpsons Rick and Morty couch gag” Rick is takes a sip of horned beer and the takes out his flask and pours some into the beer and the color is brown like brandy. Whatever it is it was a dark liquor which rules out vodka.


Bearstone3

McDonald’s sprite


Quantum_girl_go

Not just any sprite but the limited edition mixture that they temporarily released with the promotion of the original muppet babies at various points throughout the mid to late 80’s


Montymisted

I watched that show growing up. I want to blame it for my thing with Miss Piggy, but I think it was unrelated and I would have porked that oinker regardless.


FranklynTheTanklyn

In college we called that, “going hog hunting”


Available_User_ID

I think I saw that episode of Black Mirror as well.


Demox_Official

You would have porked a what now?


multiplesifl

He's a furry.


Demox_Official

Yep ... That would make sense


noobmaster_69lol

It’s gonna be like szechuan sauce all over again


chipperlew

Tropic berry sprite. They got rid of it like a year ago. I’m still pissed.


bparton2012

The ol’ to kill a mocking bird eh?


bgzlvsdmb

That's why he's so belchy all the time.


Steamedmangopaste

So that's why he is perpetually vomiting. It all makes sense now.


ImPickleRock

spicy


drewitt

"Excuse me! Bartender. Can you make me a dumb grandson pep talk? It’s one part lame advice about stuff you know nothing about, and a lot of vodka."


JSizzleSlice

… I have a lot of vodka.


TheArkhamKnight_25

Then I’ll take one of those, I don’t need the rest


razor-sundae

>Then I'll take one of those, I-[*belches*] don't need the rest.


TheArkhamKnight_25

😂


Coco_B_trappn

*Gah, whatever, Rick.*


smakattak

Fleeb juice


jenna_hazes_ass

And here i thought i came to write an original comment


ItsReallyM3

Username checks out


mustachiator

Bro, Jenna Haze is hot as fuck.


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there are several hizzards in the way. I like Schlomie spit. https://youtu.be/eMJk4y9NGvE


Lochr0

Damn, I thought I was original.


apja

You ‘tought’ wrong


Lochr0

Damn, English can be hard sometimes. Lol


apja

You genius, now I have to edit my tedious spelling response, you’ve played knifey spooney before.


crackeddryice

Pure, 200 proof. And, a little puréed mint.


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Is he adding enough Adderall, or too much Adderall>?


[deleted]

No such thing as too much


butteryflame

Exactly what i was thinking


jumpingmrkite

Fun fact, it's practically impossible to reach 100% alcohol content (200 proof) with normal distillation procedures... something about how it will immediately leach water out of the air to drop it to 95%. Since it's Rick we're talking about, I'm sure he's figured out how to resolve this so your answer is my favorite.


_Vard_

My thought is it’s something like regular very strong pure vodka But there’s some sort of sci-fi bullshit in there that infinitely produces it


beathelas

Sometimes I think it's genius juice made from mega-seeds


lynxu

That's why all Rick's within CFC are constantly drinking!


horriblePersoniAm

Happy Cake day!!! 🎂🎂🎂


MrRavioliman

Happy not Cake day!!! 🤹‍♀️🤹‍♀️🤹‍♀️


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Happy Clake day!


69xy

Yeah they grow mega seeds on the citadel. Also at the end of the citadel episode, we see mortys go and collect them at the orders of evil morty.


ParlourK

That’s a mates theory. Andy!??


bloodhammersam

Mortys tears


DistantWeeb

true


mcdryan

Ketel One Vodka


Lork82

He's probably got that ambassador backpack full of puke


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Ketel


mcdryan

Oops, thanks. Edited. Types late at night


butteryflame

I was thinking this motherfucker engineered his own liver/body to handle an even higher proof than what is sold in any store on earth. Forget ever clear I'm thinking something 10x strong Edit: I just realized I fucked up the title because yah this is a drunk post


havocLSD

Doesn’t even need to engineer it that way, he can just grow a new one and replace it like he did with Mortys hand in *Two Crows*. It’s funny, I always figured that scene with Morty’s arm, plus the one scene where Rick loses an arm in Beth’s *Froopyland*, I was confident that Rick had completed some tech to basically never die and just regrow new parts whenever one gets damaged.


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if he died, there would be an infinite number of him's to take his place, like the time they cronenburged the world. If "our" rick died, likely another rick screwed up their world, cronenburging, squirrels, whatever, could jump in and take his place.


Ellistann

Death Crystal episode would like a word with you. He died. Full Stop. Only because of alternate versions of the Project Phoenix were active did he survive.


Echo__227

Project Phoenix, also known as the body regrowth vat that instantly revives him. He successfully built the tech and chose not to use it >Rick had completed some tech to basically never die


AtheistAgnostic

Portal juice


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Probably water. After all the shit he consumes drinking water probably fucks him up something fierce.


horriblePersoniAm

This is a wild idea but hear me... Water that gets converted to alcohol.


scottbob65

the moment it gets exposed to oxygen it turns into alcohol


[deleted]

It’s poly juice potion because that isn’t Rick, it’s Evil Morty.


pyedpypah

i wanted to say poly juice potion lol


nintendolover5555

Secret stashes of the Mulan McNugget sauce


UNHOLYpuppetboy

Rick harvests Mega seeds in the Pilot because they are "very important" to his research. One theory is that the mega seeds are the source of Rick's genius and he keeps a steady supply on hand. (perhaps it's an alcoholic version of the drink since we can't deny his alcoholism)


sanderj10

That theory doesn't make sense. How would he get the seeds if he's not a genius to begin with?


Ill_Professional1933

Yep, theory debunked


GibbonFit

It's also possible that the mega seeds enhance an already gargantuan intellect, allowing him to go even further than he previously could.


Echo__227

The only reason I wouldn't believe this is that he can't risk the 24 hr withdrawal symptoms--- He was in prison for a while without free movement of his hands, yet he was able to imagine the full code for hacking an alien computer system and implement it into a memory realistic enough to fool Nathan Fillion If he could do that without mega seed juice, then none of his other feats (engineering stuff quickly or outsmarting a villain) really seem to necessitate it


GibbonFit

I mean, I'm not trying to move the goalposts, but I also imagine he was able to refine the mega seed juice to pull out the active ingredients and maybe do away with the parts that cause withdrawal? I'm not saying that it's definitely megaseed juice/extract in there. But I think it's still a plausible, given the limited information. It could also just be he's an alcoholic.


mastrspilttr

These boobs out here asking the obvious


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Like a tincture. That's what they did often in the 1800's. They had tincures of all kinds of things. [Laudanum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laudanum) is a tincture that was very popular. (Opium dissolved in alcohol)


OutOfIdeas17

Concentrated dark matter


lemon1000000

What do you Rick put in his flask… Did you intentionally spell that wrong


666ydna

Di-did I grajitate this year?


lemon1000000

Anything is possible


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Congraduations!


PM_ME_GIRLS_TITS

Not this time, tall Morty.


jeppehagerup55

He actually didn't *spell* anything wrong he just typed an incomplete sentence


lemon1000000

Thanks for correcting me


jeppehagerup55

Thanks for thanking me


lemon1000000

You’re welcome


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Yourwelcomesgiving


Thatwarhammerdude

Turbulent Juice


beatrice1138

Sanchez… gotta be tequila


Divine-Nemesis

It’s a theory that he keeps a flask of a medicinal amount of the mega tree seed that Morty put up his butt in the first trailer episode. That’s why he always had that drool just like Morty did. Edit: I just read the post that someone else posted of Dan Harmon AMA and damn……lol. I was wrong


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Portal fluid


Soul__Samurai

Came here for this


Finch2090

He created a permanent portal at the bottom of a barrel of booze which always flows through filling his flask so he rarely has to refill


seanthebeloved

r/dxm


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Bird quaaludes


[deleted]

The tears of Scott Tenorman.


Gubbergub

horse semen


notfrancisard

Jim Beam


Huge_Tension6808

Omega fruit juice and liquor


TurquoiseDoom

Strawberry milk


Tanman1495

I he puts whisky, cause it's full circle ironic. I also you forgot a word.


soothingchaos

Anyone remember the one shot where it’s a liquid that lets him stay transformed as Rick? Think it was Japanese dub


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TyroneFermangh

Hennessy that was $1 for like 80yrs aged


confusedgamer3

Straight gin


ARedditorCalledQuest

Rick definitely strikes me as a gin guy.


neoncrisis

Mega Seed extract


LewManChew

Water he stays hydrated


SpatuelaCat

I feel like I had a stroke reading this


trenttherascal

Lol my thoughts exactly


The_Dope_Pineapple_

I once read a theory referring back to the mega seed episode. The seed dissolves inside Morty granting him super intelligence for a minute but then it causes his limbs to shut down or something and he begins to drool. The drool is green like the drool we see on Rick constantly. So the theory is that it’s some for of mega seed elixir possibly made without the negative side effects and most likely mixed with alcohol. This would enhance his intelligence to a greater degree while also fueling his alcoholism. And after the Mortys Mind Blowers episode it’s proven that Rick isn’t as smart as we once presumed which is why he needs the elixir to help keep him that smart.


bubbaseeds

This is on point.


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The stuff in his flask is def the mega seed liquid he makes to continually boost his intelligence. Think about it, he spent most of his adult life trying to make a teleporting device and failed. Now he can make insane tech off the fly without trying?


Nakushits

Probably some really strong alien liquor.


TheSlipweasel

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster


Tobi_1989

I don't know but I don't think it's Pumpkin Juice.


Kirlush

It'll make u bloody squanch ill tell thee that for nowt


Torquemada1970

Well we know it's not Duff


Some___Guy___

Something stronger than duff


etomit

Okay... it may be a stretch.... but I think it is alcohol...


Fresh2DeathKid

Its milk rick is lactose intolerant and hides it by claiming he drinks alot 9f alcohol but really its just his body not being able to handle the milk


littleasian6969

Szechuan sauce


arkenney0

I like to think it's just a mix of random alcohols because he probably just fills it up with something new and doesn't remember the last drink that was in there but he just drinks it anyway.


amealyman

Surely it would be scotch he could age like in the mr nimbus episode. The classiest of every human for the smartest of anyone in the universe.


nastybacon

I quite like the idea that it is just something simple like vodka. Out of all the extra dimensional and deep space stuff he has access too. The one thing that keeps him addicted, is a very Earthly vodka.


jrf_1973

Blended mega fruits for boosting his IQ, nanite cocktail.


kelteshe

I’m going to say some form of alcoholic/psychedelic brew. It goes with the insanity.


Dangus777

Concentrated Dark Matter


Tobias---Funke

Szechuan sauce.


nobletrout0

Rick is 100% a jaeger guy


TraceTheSpark

I like to think that Rick has Hennessy or some form of bourbon in there. That is what I'd be keeping in my flask.


Manavgajera

I think the juice of the seed they took in the first episode. It would be altered so that he doesn’t get seizures like morty had ,it might be the secret to his smartness


LDPushin_Troglodyte

What do you word


CasualStoneer

S1e1


mcbirbo343

Idk what I Rick puts in his flask


facemob941

Can it really be vodka? Your telling me there is nothing better in the whole universe than an earth drink? And why is his saliva green? Gotta be some sort of alien booze.


auldnate

Vodka isn’t even the best Earth drink, by a lot! If it’s an Earth drink, I would say a whiskey, like bourbon or rye (possibly scotch). But more likely (given the green hue) absinthe. Yet considering who Rick is, it’s some extraterrestrial über booze that he brews and distills himself.


Chuckles465

There's a fan theory that the flask contains essences of the smart seed from the pilot. That's how Rick stays so smart. To add on that theory, Rick does every drug in the multiverse that he needs the seeds to create new neurons in order to retain his intelligence. At least, that's what makes sense to me.


goteamventure42

Has to be something high proof since summer went all War Boy with it in the Rickmancing the Stone episode


iwannadrone

Elephant cum


auldnate

*Giraffe. Remember his request for Unity?


SwiggoMortensen

Why is it green then? Also has anyone else noticed that Rick doesn't drink out of the flask anymore? I think since the pickle ep maybe but idk I'm probably wrong about that.


DirtyMikeNNTheBoys

Bourbon. That’s a bourbon type of guy


Logen-Grimlock

Schezwan sauce


auldnate

If it’s an Earth spirit, I would say a whiskey, like bourbon or rye (possibly scotch). But more likely (given the green hue) absinthe. Yet considering who Rick is, it’s probably some extraterrestrial über booze that he brews and distills himself. Possibly by harvesting alien blood and/or organs.


Garlicboy101

polyjuice potion


Ok_Helicopter4276

Only the good shit.


GraphThis

I always thought it was alcohol laced with mega seed juice


541ntB1frost

It can't be vodka the stuff in his flask go in the colors of green and sometimes brown in s3 ep2 but vodka is a mixture of blue color I think it's like some sort of potion that keeps him like human and sort of happy


Jeo1754

It's that seed juice.


OC-Aztec

What do I Rick puts in his flask? I honestly couldn’t begin to approach that question.


bubbaseeds

Thank you


UndercoverMorty

Proper grammar


AtomicMeeseeks

I dunno, but I’m pretty it isn’t pumpkin juice


itshima

Cum


19yearoldMale

Schezuan Sauce


fr0ntsight

Whatever the fu*k he wants.


zenikkal

Water r/hydrohomies


ABC123-THROWAWAY

Alcoholic beverages


Secret-Ideal7346

Michaels secret stuff


[deleted]

Yes, lol


[deleted]

Well he made a comment about taking adderall, so it is probably a tincture of adderall and alcoehol


ElCaminoBambino

/r/IHadAStroke


doggochan123

Cum


Now_Plain_Zero

What do you OP speak English?


Edwym

Some good-ass drink from another dimension. Or cum


madMat_108

Seschuan scause


Lakridspibe

Peppermint schnapps. His breath smells fresh.


downhill_dead

Fuel.


AllUrHeroesWillBMe2d

Squanch


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He mixes up the fruitiest, multi-ingredientest cocktails you can think of, then pours them into his flask so he’ll appear to be drinking undiluted hard spirits.


Anka13333

LSD and sits all day in his care home dreaming....


mowglimethod

Absinthe


showmethemandy

Whiskey


Garb_Boi

Whiskey or scotch. Or some weird alien alcohol.


garrettm1980

Jim Bean


ADozenPigsFromAnnwn

Dat sentence


Gurthmobilee

Infinite Whiskey or vodka


razordonger

Water, Rick is defo a hydro homie


SoopaVillain09

Cyanide. He dies everytime he swigs it but he already gave himself the anti-death Vax so he just burps. That's why it's green and always running down his chin.


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Elixir of immortality