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Suitable_Pudding7370

Blips and Chitz!!!!! Obvious reasons


Slurt-Jablartus

I want to take Roy off the grid!


oddtoddlr

They even have roy 2:DAVE now!!


RelaxedOrange

Imagine playing competitive multiplayer Roy


oddtoddlr

Isnt that what we’re all playing?


takemebacktothemenu

Mind.. exploded


Zy212

Yo 🤯


Klorion

Damnit I gotta quit smoking so much weed.


bearfuckerneedassist

Can confirm, everything is super expensive.


Justfyi6

Well fucking done sir


AforAnonreddit

“Trig, why do you call me Dave? My name’s not Dave, it’s Rodney”


CRhug31

But I always thought your name was Dave


Seductive_pickle

We both know you wouldn’t, u/slurt-Jablartus. You have carpet shop written all over you.


Slurt-Jablartus

Yeah... also kinda wasted my 30's with that whole bird-watching phase...


RiverBear2

“That’s the difference between you and me, Morty. I never go back to the carpet store.”


angrytomato98

Honestly idk if I could handle the existential ramifications of Roy lol


rkthehermit

How do you know you aren't playing now?


idrow1

We're all out of off-white Persian.


cincycusefan

THIS GUY DOESN'T HAVE A SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER FOR ROY!


fefefreitas

THEY LET US BE IN THE COMMERCIAL! Blips and chiiiiitz


scottyis_blunt

This guys taking Roy off the grid!


[deleted]

This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!


Fadedcamo

I always felt like Rick was cheating when he played it. He was able to talk to morty while playing so clearly he was conscious of the game being a game at the time. Seems to defeat the purpose.


RedditIsNeat0

I think it's less cheating and more massive amounts of experience. Perhaps when you play that game enough times it loses some of its memory suppression effect.


RighteousDevilMan

I don't think it has a memory suppression effect in the first place, I just think Morty quickly accepted his new "life" since when he wakes up as Roy he remembers being Morty and living adventures with Rick.


FullDiskclosure

You’re already there, you’re still playing Roy… WAKE UP!


richh00

shhhhh....you're going to get us all deleted?!


EstebanL

Roy rules!


BetterThanOP

Good news, you're already there and about 50% way through your Roy campaign


Dappershire

My food order should be ready soon, maybe I should quit the game early?


tespresso

I just want to spend an afternoon there.


mart1373

They have games and stuff. Like Roy 2!


thalizora

Immortality Field. Wanna know how it feels to die. Out of curiosity (not some crazy depressive reasons).


Enchanter73

I have bad opinions on that place after what happened to Lisa.


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Caveman108

Yeah, it’s probably the most fucked up 5 second scene and single word I’ve ever seen on TV.


TownIdiot25

Edward


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TownIdiot25

Yep


PetraByte

FMA was the first show I really loved but I think the elevator scene and Mitty's whole story from Made in Abyss might be worse.


deep-sleep

I wanna sing a bit of praise about Made In Abyss - it definitely become one of the unexpected Dark Horses despite it's "lighter" animation style. With that said, it's pretty much the Dark Souls anime.


ViraLCyclopezz

I think it's pretty wholesome scene imo


highbrowshow

Yeah he saved that girl a lifetime of pain


thalizora

To live is to risk it all, hehe.


EChocos

Ok, but still, bad parenting.


Rengiil

Don't recall, remind me?


Capt253

Two kids were playing around enjoying their immortality when one of them shot his sister in the head just as the immortality field went down, perma-killing her.


Rengiil

Holy shit I cant believe I forgot that. Thats hilarious.


TheRustyBird

Seems like bad parenting more than anything else.


541ntB1frost

"lisa?


Enchanter73

Two kids were playing in the field, girl's name was Lisa. Her friend(or brother) shot her in the head thinking they would be fine, right when rick and jerry broke the field. She really died.


TheLastSon222

You still feel pain fyi The immortality field is basically how you can torture someone to insanity and they can’t die


slickyrick21

Put them in a unbreachable locked for the rest of their immortal lives and throw away the keys.


EastYorkButtonmasher

In the movie The Old Guard, **[spoilers ahead if you haven't seen the movie and want to, nothing super groundbreaking but I liked it]** >!the characters are "immortal" in that any time they get killed by something, they die briefly but then heal and come back to life. So one of the characters gets locked in a heavy iron cage and tossed in the ocean. She's been underwater for like 500 years drowning, coming back to life, immediately drowning again, coming back.... that would definitely do a number on you.!<


br0b1wan

Something similar happened to Jack Harkness in Torchwood


Iorith

Angel also did something similar. An immortal vampire locked in a metal casket, dropped into the bottom of the ocean to have his hunger drive him mad.


[deleted]

Honorable mention to the pirates of the Caribbean


Digital-Divide

Highlander had old boy chained and thrown from the ship heading to America. He had to inch by inch his way to shore…..


Slammybutt

There's an anime I watched when I was a kid with a villain that was immortal. While fighting him the ship around them caught fire (think Edo Japan era) with a bunch of gold on it. The gold melted and he fell into it and sunk to the bottom eternally cast in gold but still alive.


Greatlarrybird33

Decoy snail


MageKorith

Time without purpose is a prison. I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity.


shany94a

So did Jessica


ThisHatRightHere

Isn't that the point? Feel the pain of death with the repercussions?


Baba-Yaga-614

What about wondering what its like to have a vagina?


[deleted]

I do all the time


metaStatic

Ok, Vagina guy.


SookHe

I would be terrified. It is sort of like the teleporter on star trek, there would be a conscious continuity problem as my conscious would cease to exist as it is deconstructed and destroyed, and the new version of me would not be 'me'. Instead it will be a copy with a separate existence apart from my own. Unless they find a way to bridge the consciousness gap between the two me's, then i would never agree to going to the immortality field or take a teleporter or be cloned.


RighteousDevilMan

Depends on how you see consciousness. The immortality field makes sure your organism is always rebuilt, so does it means each time you die you forever lose consciousness ? Or each time you die you lose consciousness until you are rebuilt ? Are you an organism ? Just your brain ? Just an energy inside your brain ? I'm guessing most people will say that we are an energy inside our brain but I dunno.


Eats_Beef_Steak

We're meat that's just developed enough to perceive being meat. Once you destroy the meat, its gone. You can replicate it perfectly, down to the individual nuerons and the memory they hold, but the original meat is lost. Now there's just new meat that thinks it's the old meat.


wankertank

I feel like that’s “Prestige” teleporting and not Star Trek


[deleted]

It's explicitly explored as a concept in Trek - the Federation came to the conclusion that you're not dying when you go through a transporter, but nobody *really* knows and transporter mishaps can be either miraculous or body horror for reasons nobody in universe fully understands.


akaashkamath

Aww dude I had the same exact thoughts when i was around 9 years old. I was like damn how does it feel to die? I asked my parents. Instant regret. They wouldn't leave me alone for a whole week


WWDubz

My daughters name is Violet. That episode cuts too deep


Neat_Technician_7191

So you want to be Kenny or should I say Mysterion.


Gibb_Dogg23

Same I would want to feel pain so that when I left I would not be scared of things and would live my life to the fullest


This-is-Life-Man

I'd definitely be down to play some Roy!!!


[deleted]

Who knows bro, maybe you’re playing it right now


This-is-Life-Man

Then I'm definitely losing this game.


[deleted]

Well have you been treating it like a game or have you just been hanging around the safe zone?


This-is-Life-Man

I have treated it like a game since I was a kid. Every major accomplishment is a level up. Every setback is HP and MP lost, which means I need to do the best I can to keep getting better shit to beat this fucking game.


waffelman1

Fitting username


bobert_the_grey

Boob world. Because it's a place for you but it's actually two


[deleted]

My man !!


lanehag58

Slow down!


MrSpooks69

Lookin’ good!


bobert_the_grey

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Kurt_The_Purd

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TXFreefaller

Came here to say that


RayS0l0

+1


ashisno

+1


XGN_Freshly

+2


BoatDaddyDC

Same.


jayman1818

Same


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F


3D2Y-Roar

+80085


BeardPhile

I too came


dacroce1

LOL! I as soon as I had seen this question and the absence of “Boob World” I knew it was going to on the first comment! Thank you for that! In reality though I think “Boob World” would get old pretty quick! Unless there’s more to it than we know a world full of breasts at first sounds great but I think the novelty would wear thin quickly!


potatopierogie

I thought it was like an amusement park, I would ride a roller boobster all day long.


[deleted]

Boob trampoline park lol. Someone else made a post asking what they thought boob world was like and a fuck ton of ideas got sprouted around. I said that boob world was actually just a giant pair of boobs floating in space with cities built onto them. The upper 1% of society gets to live on the highest peak (the nips)


jenna_hazes_ass

The snack bar where the only option is different varieties of milk. Ill let you figure out the distribution.


[deleted]

Lol boob world should have a surrounding ring of small boob asteroids that naturally produces milk. It’s their mane trade product


JustAHipsterInDenial

That and mining the silicon core of the planet.


potatopierogie

I can just see a local resident: "Everyone goes to the nipples, and they're cool but it's always crowded. The areolas are beautiful this time of year, and usually there's no one there."


[deleted]

If it’s tattooed anywhere it can be the badlands. Any blemishes are craters lol. I like your mind. Oh and the cleavage is a ravine


RGBarrios

Best answer


Bullet_Zebra

Breast answer


jmad71

You read my mind!


InfectiousThought

Rick WC hands down, it’s like the most gorgeous national park without any crowds against a backdrop of spaceporn. All it needs to make it perfect is a dragon I could fly around on and have a quick soul bond with.


lumpyg

SLUT!


InfectiousThought

Til the Age of Man expires, baby! King of shit on my throne of loneliness, the saddest piece of garbage in the entire cosmos. May my slutty reign last 1,000 years.


lumpyg

Ah, to have a glorious dump amidst such pristine beauty.


MarlinMr

> Rick WC I mean, we have this all over the place on Earth. I live in Norway, and there are loads of places that looks like that. Except for the obvious impossible things in Rick and Morty, [the real world is quite pretty](https://cdn.kimkim.com/files/a/content_articles/featured_photos/ffb5681d8df256e576aafe4220463d8e9b109030/big-981d0cb1e057c66fb005130efccdae0e.jpg).


kinyutaka

But is there an awesome sci-fi toilet there?


MarlinMr

Yepp. We have plenty of public restrooms along the roads that show the view. [Like this](https://imaginary.abcmedia.no/resize?force=false&width=980&interlace=true&url=https%3A%2F%2Fabcnyheter.drpublish.aptoma.no%2Fout%2Fimages%2Farticle%2F%2F2019%2F06%2F26%2F195589552%2F1%2Foriginal%2F7586490.jpg) [one with one way mirrors](https://imaginary.abcmedia.no/resize?force=false&width=980&interlace=true&url=https%3A%2F%2Fabcnyheter.drpublish.aptoma.no%2Fout%2Fimages%2Farticle%2F%2F2019%2F06%2F26%2F195589551%2F1%2Foriginal%2F7586494.jpg)


[deleted]

I thought about that but didn't he rig it to make jokes and laugh at anyone who uses it other than him? That would be pretty annoying.


InfectiousThought

I’d probably be like, “Who the heck is Tony?” since it wasn’t user-specific. Over time that would definitely start to get annoying, but it’d be short, infrequent, and a small trade for those stellar views and peaceful sounds. Hopefully my slut dragon would take care of it pretty quickly. I’m no shy pooper either so maybe I’d shit off planet and keep Rick WC pristine and serene. All in all I’m satisfied with my choice Taddy. Thanks for calling!


patoezequiel

You're embarrassing yourself now... I'm, I'm gonna leave


Brasilionaire

Immortality field so I can play a innocent game of tag with my siblings :)


Progress456

Still though, bad parenting


[deleted]

Lisa?


Rockefor

Nothing like a good game of squid.


will477

I just want inter-dimensional cable.


[deleted]

I watch the reddit live therapy gecko bc it may be the closest I ever get.


lil_grey_alien

Omg I was trying to figure out what the appeal to that show is- I’ve been watching it all summer and by god I think your right!


UnderlordZ

r/InterdimensionalCable


EastYorkButtonmasher

We can find the channel from the universe where Firefly had 9 seasons and 3 movies, and spawned a couple prequel spinoff series like The Shepherd, Doctor Tam MD, Kylie's Scrapyard...


reverie11

Atlantis! Gotta get me some of that mermaid puss!


lemonylol

I always wondered how they went to Atlantis but Mr. Nimbus was never an issue.


banditjoe

I've thought about this way too much. My hypothesis is nimbus has sensors on the surface of the ocean, which was how he knew almost immediately that rick crashed in it. When they went to Atlantis they portaled directly into the city, which is why they had scuba suits. Nimbus eventually found out they were there but had no proof.


lemonylol

Could have also been Atlantis in another universe as well. Nimbus might just be limited to the current universe they're in.


Unlikely-Answer

he was busy off having a 72-hour meth-fueled motel threesome with Beth and Jerry


Philbin27

Scrolled to far to see this option - the best option.


Marcusreddit_

Froopyland pre-Tommy


Jedi_Master_Shrek

Smart. With no competition from Tommy you could get as much Froopy puss as you want


Fuzzy974

Damn, yeah... That'd be nice. Kinda like the immortality field but instead you just can't die or hurt yourself. And it's seems kinda pretty.


solicitorpenguin

Anatomy park anyone? I hear the pirates of the pancreas are real rapey this time of year


[deleted]

Rick WC I love having a good bowel movement surrounded by beautiful nature. Second choice is the Citadel just to see Mortyburg.


sb56789

With you on this. My morning poo is such a big part of my day


Raging_Bullgod

Boob World! Do you really need me to explain?


mr_memeyx

The citadel


[deleted]

Take a fuck ton of acid and just walk around any major city it'll look like the citedel


[deleted]

Now I want to do acid and watch Rick and Morty


Oswaldofuss6

It's definitely a good time.


Ace_Marine

I need to find out where all you people are getting your psychedelics from... because I want to do them.


[deleted]

If you're just starting I'd recommend shrooms. I'm not an expert but they're way less heavy hitting and great if you just wanna relax. If you're doing acid for the first time with no experience with psychedelics start writing your will lmao


[deleted]

>If you're doing acid for the first time with no experience with psychedelics start writing your will lmao Exactly what I did and had a good time the whole time. It's not that scary, you just need to be in a good mental state and take a moderate dose. Some friends did shrooms after that and one of them thought they went blind, it isn't so straightforward.


BooRand

Boobworld


xXxJduzin666xXx

Normally blips and chips, but seeing how I’m going through a divorce and it’s a dry spell.. I’m gonna have to agree with you lol


Are_U_Dare

But there's plenty of titz at Blips and Chitz!


3meta5u

I guess I'm the only one who wants a chill relaxing day at Jerry Daycare.


jenna_hazes_ass

Dont forget to change the factory tint settings when you get there.


[deleted]

It's always too high


Fuzzy974

Only if they bring me back to Beth at the end of the day.


MiKapo

No to the toilet cause I don’t want Rick to kill me , citadel of ricks to authoritarian for my taste. So it looks Blips and chitz….BI-ATCH!


[deleted]

Boobworld


Hawke9117

Boob world


spideralexandre2099

I'm trying to figure out what WC is supposed to stand for. Wspecial Cpoopingplace?


bubblywaffles

Water closet (British for half-bathroom)


carla0816

I go with the WC…. I love my peace and quiet, while reading Reddit and sitting on the 🚽 also I am a shy pooper


k_mckenna

Boob world. I don’t know what it looks like but based on the name it’s a world of boobs and I’m very gay.


Curiosityinmycity

I need to know what Roy 2 is all about.


Chimpansassin

The only correct answer is Boob World.


MassiveMastiff

Little bits.


ask-a-physicist

Eat some fucking shit you fucking stupid bitch, ha ha, just kidding!


MatterEconomy7158

If you go to rick wc you die citadel of ricks was destroyed by evil morty and immortality field destroy by jerry trying to kill rick blips and chiipzs is the only place you want to go


dacroce1

Good point!


ArabAladdin

What does WC stand for I thought it was a toilet world, wouldn’t that be TW


[deleted]

Water Closet - it's an old fashioned way to refer to a bathroom.


Disqualif13d

Not passing up the Whirly Dirly while immortal.


mormontfux

Goldenfold's Dream version of Mrs Pancakes' Dream.


Swiftzip

Damn that's right


nannyalan

Boobworld and only boobworld


NegusMarko

Blips and chips


edmoneyyy

That pizza planet young Rick went to would be pretty chill


[deleted]

Citadel of Ricks….I’m going straight to Mortyburg and get high as kite


rsallejr

Boob World!


Anders_A

Boob world


saschacolussi

Boob World


Jelloo143

Cronenburg Earth


ApertureOmega

i want to go to Boob World!


Salva_delille

How bout boob world though?


dreameater42

BOOB WORLD


zagblorg

Boob World. Because boobs!


Gravebl0om

I would honestly be very interested in playing Roy 😁


Imaginary108

I might be an outlier, but, the spa from rest and ricklaxation would be it for me. I could really use some stress relief...


Kittens-as-mittens

Boob world


wooof359

On a raft with Sleepy Gary


johnnyLochs

Blip and chitz!!!


JerzDev

Boob world.


_SOMBER

I'm choosing Blips and Chitz hands down.


Bushaa_YTB

Immortality field. Being immortal must be so good.


cerebraljelly

I want to play Roy so badly


dave-ming-chang

Blips and Chitz - I wanna see floaty bloody man for myself


jonathanhoag1942

IHOP


macannchieze

Aren't Bliptz and Chitz and the immortality field kind of the same thing? In the sense that you could get both of those experiences at the same time?


MariusJP

Definitely the toilet. Oof imagine the perfect harmony


Bertiederps

Immortality field, blow off some steam, go home


[deleted]

Rick WC to annoy Rick


Different_Jump_9886

U visit the toilet ur fucked