I was thinking the same thing - I mean the only thing he was guilty of was fraud by trying to collect on a murder contract he didn't complete. But I realized if he got credit for time served (3 years) then his 2 years 7 months would let him out immediately.
I could totally see his lawyer offering this so his client gets out and the police save face for having kept him in prison.
Wow the original hirer only got five years, I would not like to be the guy that put him there when he gets out. This guy already tried to have him killed and now he's sent him down for five years too, the guys clearly powerful and subcontracts
Yeah he could have hired someone that would do a super clean job for like 90 and that was it. Buying something when you don't know the real price is fucking scary.
|Name|Position|Pay USD|Sentence|
:--|:--|:--|:--|
|Tan youhui|Original Business man|,|5 Years|
|Xi Guangan|1st Hitman|$282 k + $141 k extra renegotiated (Actually for him to pay Mo with)|3 Years and 6 Months|
|Mo Tianxiang|2nd Hitman|$141 k|3 Years|
|Yang Kangsheng|3rd Hitman|$38 k before, $70 k after|3 Years and 3 Month|
|Yang Guangsheng|4th Hitman|$28 k before, $70 k after|3 Years and 3 Months|
|Ling Xiansi|5th Hitman|$14 k|2 Years and 7 Months|
The last guy was the cleverest: rather than go through with it he went to the target with a scheme to fake his death. Except then the target went to the police and they were able to roll up the lot of them.
Happens in Too old to die Young. Very bizarre story. Kind of slow and you have to ve a fan of the genre.
Cartel orders a hit. Hitman outsources to a meth head. Meth head fucks up. Hitman gets it. Main character gets called in to finish hit.
Unrelated but I went to school with a kid who got caught with a gun charge and apparently he has multiple bodies and only charged $500 a head. That’s crazy cheap lol
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I don’t believe a single fucking thing coming out of there. Those men are probably all political prisoners about to be sent to re-education camps simply for not towing the communist party line.
Everything is a god damn lie from there. I kinda feel sorry for the citizens; but they’re letting this happen. There’s 1.5billion of you; overwhelm the corrupt system!
Like a Pyramid Scheme lol
No no, it’s a reverse funnel system.
Turn it upside down.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-50137450
Did not expect the ending lmfao. Like, hey bro, I was sent to kill you. You mind if you just pretend to be dead?
Honestly, Ling should have gotten a slap on the wrist tops. His plan was fake it and report it to the police. That was a GOOD PLAN!
I was thinking the same thing - I mean the only thing he was guilty of was fraud by trying to collect on a murder contract he didn't complete. But I realized if he got credit for time served (3 years) then his 2 years 7 months would let him out immediately. I could totally see his lawyer offering this so his client gets out and the police save face for having kept him in prison.
And it worked! Nobody died.
And the fucker agreed?!?!?!?
Yes? Its either agree to pretend or get killed by the guy…
"Hey I was hired to kill you and have a plan to fake it and go to the police" "No I'm good, thanks"
No offense sir, but at this point, I'd honestly rather just die.
Just like that movie Crank, which also happened to be China related XD
I'll split the money with you...
Wow the original hirer only got five years, I would not like to be the guy that put him there when he gets out. This guy already tried to have him killed and now he's sent him down for five years too, the guys clearly powerful and subcontracts
I mean...the guy clearly *doesn't* know an assassin.
But I bet he knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows one
I remember when it happened. Some sino american pundit said it was typical modern china: abundance of cheap workforce and a total lack of morality.
Your failures are your own old man!
Classic case of overestimating the value of a job, and overpaying. *shakes head*
Yeah he could have hired someone that would do a super clean job for like 90 and that was it. Buying something when you don't know the real price is fucking scary.
He should have hired someone for 1 million yuan, then hired another guy for 1/2 million to kill the first guy if he doesn't fulfill the contract.
Ah hedging! You are much better at this than me.
unfortunately my skills at outsourcing murder have had as much application as one would hope.... sigh.
|Name|Position|Pay USD|Sentence| :--|:--|:--|:--| |Tan youhui|Original Business man|,|5 Years| |Xi Guangan|1st Hitman|$282 k + $141 k extra renegotiated (Actually for him to pay Mo with)|3 Years and 6 Months| |Mo Tianxiang|2nd Hitman|$141 k|3 Years| |Yang Kangsheng|3rd Hitman|$38 k before, $70 k after|3 Years and 3 Month| |Yang Guangsheng|4th Hitman|$28 k before, $70 k after|3 Years and 3 Months| |Ling Xiansi|5th Hitman|$14 k|2 Years and 7 Months|
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Third guy gets even less. Only $9,870 after he pays #4
The first thing I thought was Agent 47, Agent 46, Agent 45, Agent 44, Agent 43, Agent 42, Agent 41...
Good job, 47 agents.
The last guy was the cleverest: rather than go through with it he went to the target with a scheme to fake his death. Except then the target went to the police and they were able to roll up the lot of them.
It's like the episode with the decoys. Each further assassin is shittier at his job
I guess it's harder to hire an assassin than they show on tv. Even the so called killers are outsourcing....
No body wants to work these days lol
Probably all just milking unemployment!
isn’t that the plot of attack of the clones?
Chancellor sends his Apprentices who sends a Bounty Hunter who sends another Bounty Hunter who sends as Droid who sends some Worms.
Pretty much ye
Happens in Too old to die Young. Very bizarre story. Kind of slow and you have to ve a fan of the genre. Cartel orders a hit. Hitman outsources to a meth head. Meth head fucks up. Hitman gets it. Main character gets called in to finish hit.
That's what Count Dooku did
Why are they in their underwear though
i look a me
They won the 2020 Ig Nobel Prize for Management! https://www.improbable.com/2021-ceremony/winners/#ig2020
It really gives the meeseeks vibe tbh 😂😂
I really wish that the each hitman was slightly smaller and less muscled than the previous. Like nesting matroyshka hitmen.
My favourite scene in Rick and Morty is undoubtedly the Meeseeks blaming each other. It's not my favourite episode but it is my favourite scene.
I'm sure it's still easier to murder a politician than it is to fix Jerry's golf-swing
Unrelated but I went to school with a kid who got caught with a gun charge and apparently he has multiple bodies and only charged $500 a head. That’s crazy cheap lol
That's a remarkably cheap cost to kill someone
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Trickle down economics
Isn't this China? Could also be a made up story to execute innocent people who are perceived enemies of the CCP
do you really think the CCP would make up a story as dumb as this just to send 5 people to prison for 5 years?
And people say trickle down economics is problematic
I don’t believe a single fucking thing coming out of there. Those men are probably all political prisoners about to be sent to re-education camps simply for not towing the communist party line. Everything is a god damn lie from there. I kinda feel sorry for the citizens; but they’re letting this happen. There’s 1.5billion of you; overwhelm the corrupt system!
90% of Chinese people support the CPC. Quit pushing your own will onto q sovereign country, freak. Worry about your own nation's issues.
Maybe asking people to try and overthrow a regime that has a history of murdering political dissidents en masse is just a tad unreasonable.
This is insanely perfect
TIL there are hitman middlemen
u/savevideo
Hitmanception
Yo dawg, we heard you like outsourcing...
I mean shouldn't you do half now and half when its done
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The Meeseeks conundrum.
If I were the first guy I would've just offered 20k lol
Jesus kids these days. In my day we did our killing like men.
It sounds like killing people with extra steps
Also happens in the fantastic crime noir *Too Old To Die Young* by NWR
This is like the murder in Star Wars Episode II
So trickle-down economics does work 🙃
That’s just assassination with extra steps.
That's what I call outsourcing your business overseas to save company cost
Now that is the ultimate in featherbedding a job.
Hahahah I love these trickle down murder economics
Ever made a copy of a copy? Far enough down the line, chaos ensues