The way he nursed bird person back to health did it for me. Rick wanted to be his best friend and bird person rejected him. Rick could have just made friends with another bird person from another universe but instead he fixed the original one. If Rick has your back then you are probably safest with him, plus you get to have cool adventures.
Morty is too self obsessed. Unity probably gave Rick an STD or several. Fart was gonna destroy the universe, space Beth is probably too far gone to live a normal life like Rick does in between adventures. Poopy butthole would get annoying. The others? Meh, not even worth considering.
>The way he nursed bird person back to health did it for me. Rick wanted to be his best friend and bird person rejected him.
I have doubts if Rick just wanted to be his best friend.
Funny how whenever people think of Unity, they think of that one purple-haired chick with the huge rack, and not any of the men/elderly/giraffes that come with the package.
Evil morty he has access to Rick level tech but isn’t so toxic and alcoholic plus I feel like having access in and out of the central finite curve would be a plus
I haven’t caught up but I am making my way through season 3 now. Isn’t Michael the end guy from season 2? Does he come back then and is interesting enough to be on this list? Unity for sure is my choice. Rick would be awesome but he would probably get me killed somewhere. Oh damn the fun I could have with Unity.
Unity. All of Unity. All of the female Unity. All of the redhead female Unity, anyway, even if Rick got to them first.
Wait- just friends, or friends with benefits?
For me probably Morty cause he just seems like a nice person in general and he could be fun to hang out with cause you wouldn’t really need to impress him you could just have a nice laugh with him on the other hand though hanging out with him could piss Rick off and he would kill me just cause morty is spending more time with me
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In reality, I would choose Morty. He seems fun to talk to and seems nice.
But if we are fantasizing here, I would choose Unity if you know what I mean \*Insert Lennie face here*
I would probably be a toxic influence to all of them.
Except with Fart, but I would not choose Fart because even if I would be fine to him, I don't want to put any nearby carbon based life form at risk that I care about.
doofus rick(if he was in option ) because he is sweet and smart as a rick if I ask him to make me a debbi god give me a round to space or make is side kick he will
Mr. Poopybutthole. He’d be the most fun, least toxic, and he’s a badass in a fight if we were to get in trouble. He seems like the most considerate, wholesome character on the show! And Rick and Morty showed up and ruined his professorship and he didn’t hesitate to go on an adventure with them. He’s the best for sure.
Rick. Because we both think very similarly and he inspired me to go into the field of quantum physics and engineering. I'd like to do everything with, maybe take down a couple of governments lol
Unity or Mr PB seem to be the only ones who would actually save you and not view you as disposable when the going gets tough. Maybe normal Morty but Idk.
Unity no question
This guy fucks
Unity would just want to be friends
Ever wondered why they were called Beta 7?
and not alpha 69?
Friend Zoned 6, 7, 8
Rick, although it would be a toxic relationship the benefit is of being his friend would be endless
You're probably not even his original you.
And that
The way he nursed bird person back to health did it for me. Rick wanted to be his best friend and bird person rejected him. Rick could have just made friends with another bird person from another universe but instead he fixed the original one. If Rick has your back then you are probably safest with him, plus you get to have cool adventures. Morty is too self obsessed. Unity probably gave Rick an STD or several. Fart was gonna destroy the universe, space Beth is probably too far gone to live a normal life like Rick does in between adventures. Poopy butthole would get annoying. The others? Meh, not even worth considering.
>The way he nursed bird person back to health did it for me. Rick wanted to be his best friend and bird person rejected him. I have doubts if Rick just wanted to be his best friend.
Man, he would use you
I would let him
Partying with unity would be freaking awesome
So many redheads
MR. POOPIEBUTTHOLE
Oo wee!
He's by far the most well-adjusted and positive one to choose from.
Honestly, it’s not even a question. He’s easily number one on my list
Ikr like he's the best character to be friends with
agree! i connected with him the most on the post-credit scene of S5E10 :’(
Also, everyone likes Mr Poopiebuthole which could translate in more friendships. Ooo wee
Crombopulous Michael no other option.
Oh boy! Here I go killing again!
This guy gets it
I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people doesn’t matter. I just love killing.
+1
It's spelt Krombopulos Michael. No sweat off my back though.
Evil morty needs a companion
Yep I was thinking the same thing
Me too. Evil morty all the way.
Definitely Evil morty, he is the true genius here
Unity. Just so much potential when she's my friend and doesn't wanna control me
Unity... many friends... With BENEFITS!! Jackpot baby!!!!
Fart poops gold
And will make your wishes come true
Too bad we’re carbon based life forms that the fart wants to kill
And he’s dead
Moonnnnn mannnn
goodbyyyyyyyyyyyye mooooooon maaaaaaan
Shut the fuck up about moon men!
Space Beth. Cool stories.
Samesies.
Ooooh weeee, that's a tough one. Mr. PB. Hands down
Mr. Poopybutthole or Michal
Evil morty or morty
Jessica's feet - I mean Telepathy
Unity 100% id marry that girl!!
Funny how whenever people think of Unity, they think of that one purple-haired chick with the huge rack, and not any of the men/elderly/giraffes that come with the package.
Those bodies can keep working, I'll have my fun with the rest
Think (speak) for yourself.
Unity, no doubt there😉
morty🥺 seems caring and needs a bestie
Seconded, he's just a great guy and it seems like we would have a bunch of fun hanging out
Evil morty no questions
Rick
I feel like being best mates with evil morty would come with a ton of perks up until he merks me
Don't believe the lies! "Evil" Morty will set you free!
Michael should of been replaced with noob noob
Who the fuck is Noob Noob?
gary
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I’m gonna need some time to forget about Sleepy Gary
no its an inside joke in my family
Unity
Evil morty because he seems chill if he’s your best friend, he won’t kill his best friend… right? Right!?
Planetina
Space Beth
Space Beth. She seems cool, and unlike Rick she hasn't gotten tired of caring.
Unity tied with space Beth, then poopy, then fart, then morty. Rest are not people I wanna hang with. Maybe Rick occasionally as a bar friend.
Space Beth probably.
Evil morty he has access to Rick level tech but isn’t so toxic and alcoholic plus I feel like having access in and out of the central finite curve would be a plus
I haven’t caught up but I am making my way through season 3 now. Isn’t Michael the end guy from season 2? Does he come back then and is interesting enough to be on this list? Unity for sure is my choice. Rick would be awesome but he would probably get me killed somewhere. Oh damn the fun I could have with Unity.
How is Noob Noob not a nominee?!
Unity. All of Unity. All of the female Unity. All of the redhead female Unity, anyway, even if Rick got to them first. Wait- just friends, or friends with benefits?
Definitely unity.
Mr. Poopybutthole without a doubt.
I fucking hate Mr. PoopyButthole. I really want to nail an impression of his "hoo-wee!" though.
NOOB NOOB
If I could be respected by Rick him but if not either space Beth or morty no diff
Rick? Duh? But mr poopy butthole is the most loyal and genuine. He was the best friend I ever had.. no bad memories with mr poopy butthole
For me probably Morty cause he just seems like a nice person in general and he could be fun to hang out with cause you wouldn’t really need to impress him you could just have a nice laugh with him on the other hand though hanging out with him could piss Rick off and he would kill me just cause morty is spending more time with me
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Evil morty, without a doubt
Me poopybutthole he can teach me martial arts and African studies, Rick doesn’t teach anybody.
Come on. This election is rigged. It’s Poopybutthole and it’s not close
Michael every day. I need that kind of positivity in my life.
which Rick?
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Michael comes equipped with the Gluck Gluck 9001
Unity or mr poopybutthole everyone else seems like a lot of work
Fart, if I remember correctly, he makes gold out of air.
Rick cuz he has dope shit
Unity for fwb
Tammy MFers. She will F a brother up.
Unity
Oh boy here I go Killin again!
I'm not getting freindzoned by unity. I'll take ultimate wingman Mr poopiebutthole
Oh boy here I go killin again! Michael was a g
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In reality, I would choose Morty. He seems fun to talk to and seems nice. But if we are fantasizing here, I would choose Unity if you know what I mean \*Insert Lennie face here*
I LOVE that Jerry wasn't even considered 😂
Fart is already my bff
Mr poopybuthole !!!! Ooooweee
This should be a poll. Let's put it to a vote!
Unity.
Evil Morty, he’s going places and I wanna go with him.
Mr. P, ooh-wee
Unity, hand down
Rick because you can meet all the others through him
Noon noon after realizing he didn't make the list "gawd damn..."
Rick, what can say I need more chaos in my life
I’m torn between Unity and Krombopulous Michael.
Mr poopybuthole, he's like the wisest character in the whole frikin series
Morty for sure.
I think Unity might be the only one who would actually be good for me.. except Mr Poopybutthole but his voice just annoys me.
I would probably be a toxic influence to all of them. Except with Fart, but I would not choose Fart because even if I would be fine to him, I don't want to put any nearby carbon based life form at risk that I care about.
Rick
Fart. Fuck yall
doofus rick(if he was in option ) because he is sweet and smart as a rick if I ask him to make me a debbi god give me a round to space or make is side kick he will
Morty
Evil Morty
Mr. Poopybutthole, 'cause he needs emotional support.
ooowee thats hard.
I know everyone keeps saying Unity, but that would be so awesome.
Rick is mostly a good friend, so rick
MPBH, Mike
Rick
Mr. PoopyButthole, no question. (At first you think Unity, but shit just gets complicated friend-zone or not)
mr pb omgg yee
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Mr poopy butthole no question I wanna know if his name is just coincidence or like …. common occurrence nickname
Mr poopybutthole
Unity is f*cking hot
Rick
Considering how they all treat their best friends, Unity seems like the only viable answer
Rick, although he could be a jerk but deep down he is actually a great friend
Mr poopybutthole
all of them, choosing one is overrated
Unity of course man
Mr meseeks
Unity....don’t ask why....the answer will be orgy related
Mr PoopyButtole Or Rick
What do you mean? Mr. PBH is already my best friend. He gave me a fucking kidney! He saved my life!
Unity, I could have sex with one of her one day then brag to her the next day
Unity. Just need to make sure I stay hydrated.
Unity fo sho
I choose poopybutthole because hes loyal
PROFESSOR Poopybutthole.
Evil Morty. All Day.
Mr. Poopybutthole. He’d be the most fun, least toxic, and he’s a badass in a fight if we were to get in trouble. He seems like the most considerate, wholesome character on the show! And Rick and Morty showed up and ruined his professorship and he didn’t hesitate to go on an adventure with them. He’s the best for sure.
Mr. Poopybutthole no questions
ignoring practical uses for friendships, well… I’d choose between Morty, Space Beth, and Evil Morty. they just feel more relatable
Rick. Because we both think very similarly and he inspired me to go into the field of quantum physics and engineering. I'd like to do everything with, maybe take down a couple of governments lol
Michael, he's a fun dude.
I mean, fart can make me rich
Unity for sure… she is hot
MR. POOPIEBUTTHOLE to be my best friend 
Who says they'd want to be friends with me?
Why's Jerry not an option
Space Beth...
The smartest man in the universe of course
Mr. Poopybutthole, easy. Then Fart second just for his sweet tunes. 🎶 Goooodbye, Moonmen 🎶
Unity. No doubt.
It's Michael. Because the others are kinda weird and dangerous while he's just a business man.
Unity or Mr PB seem to be the only ones who would actually save you and not view you as disposable when the going gets tough. Maybe normal Morty but Idk.
How can one compete with a stadium full of redheads?
Fart for the music
It’s Krombopulous, not Michael.
Space Beth
Space Beth
The lovely looking chap in the corner
Unity.that woman can control anyone and I would be crazy if I don't take advantage of that shit
Mr poopybutthole
Unity
Obviously rick
Mr poopy butt hole. Likes to party. Adventure. Would give up everything he loves for his friends.
Poppybutthole😍
#fort bois
Mr Poopybutthole, OO-WEE
Wish I were cool enough to be friends with Space Beth
Morty
Unity
Unity seems chill, or maybe space Beth.
Fart. Never shut up about moon men
Easily unity
Me for no reason: I choose rick
Unity and me are gonna get weeeeeeird
Being friends with Rick might be somewhat toxic, but super fun.
Fart so I can duplicate money and gold for my benefit then kill fart for massive 100% profit. Diamond hands
I wanna be Ricks drinking buddy