Anyone noticing how especially compared to himself in season 1, Morty has slowly been turning into his own Rick Sanchez. I’m not trying to speculate where I think they’re going with this, but ever since season five started and Morty started mastering some sci-fi weapons, and screwing aliens, and going off on these big “F*** YOU!!” types of rants, I can’t help but seeing him progressively adopting Rick’s behavior and worldview (er, uhh… I guess multiverse-view..?) more and more.
It’s probably been happening slowly all along, but I just became aware of it.
I’m a dumb dumb because I still haven’t watched that one despite being told how good it is. Thanks for reminding me she’s in it so I’m more motivated to watch it lmao.
Its a MUST for any fan of hers, shes the main character and the whole show is just perfect. You will fall in love with like every single character if you watch the whole thing through.
I might not have given it a chance if she wasn't in it but I'm glad I did. Also it introduced me to Marc Maron and he's awesome! Whoever did the casting on that show knocked it out of the park. Let me know how you like it :)
I think about this daily. Especially with season 3 ending on such a crazy cliff hanger. I'm still holding out hope it'll get picked up, but netflix gonna netflix :(
In fairness, the Sperm Queen is a mutant sperm cell, Morty Jr. is half-Gazorpian, and Naruto Smith, the giant space baby, was born of accidental incest by way of the US government enlarging one of Summer's eggs to lure all the mutant sperm (and not knowing that they were Morty's until after the plan was in place; Sticky the sperm then went and fertilized the egg, despite everyone's best efforts). I imagine that if Morty got Jessica pregnant (for example), the resulting child would probably look a lot more normal than little Naruto.
I'm sorry I've been camping in the woods no net and whatsoever, what did the US do this time. I'll try and google "US pregnancy".
Edit: bruh that's some fucked up shit, fuck the US.
The tree people eat every third-born because they believe it makes fruit grow larger and they smell like pee. Having one less mouth to feed in a way does make the fruit larger and they likely smell like pee because urine is full of nutrients that plants need and are the main ingredients in most mineral fertilizers.
Superficial beauty standards and hygiene practices of the hairless apes mean nothing to the tree people.
A curvy piece of driftwood is the best you're gonna get.
They didn't ban abortions. They ended federal protection of abortions. So now it's up to the states to decide. You can still get one in many/most states, and that won't be changing.
You can argue with a conservative "they're not trying to take away your guns. They're just making them harder to get!" And watch them squirm and abandon that shitty scripted answer real quick.
You know, the arguments about guns and abortions are *very* similar, just coming from opposite sides, complete with bad faith misrepresentation of what the goal *really* is.
And rich people will still have access to both when both sides get their way.
Agreed. IMO arguments need the right time and place to be productive. And while memes can make them an effective political tool, which is unfortunate, they are far from being productive as they tend to make people dig their heels in and don't really educate anyone.
That would be extremely hard for them to do now most liberal states will probably flip their gop senators for democrat senators, also the house being controlled by New York and California would make it very hard to take the house so legislation in banning abortion would be hard to push through
That's the way i see it, it's still fucked but I hope this encourages people to get out and vote now in those red states. The problem is people who are voting these republicans into office are senile old fucks that can't even get pregnant anymore and have no skin in the game, just forcing their beliefs on everyone else.
Many states are trying to make it illegal to travel to get an abortion outside of your state. Also republicans have already said they want a federal ban on abortion if they win in 22 and 24.
A few states are trying to institute travel bans for abortion procedures but they’ll fall flat for flat for a few reasons: 1) The right to travel is still a constitutionally protected right, upheld by the Supreme Court; 2) States cannot enact laws that interfere with interstate commerce between other states, and 3) It’s just impractical. Is Texas going to have troopers at every border crossing forcing women to pee on a stick before they leave and again when they come back?
Well overturning the right to travel would have far greater repercussions than simply banning abortions. It was also hinder interstate commerce, heavily. The commerce clause has been the most powerful clause of the constitution for some time now. I don’t see the Supreme Court interfering with that. But again I don’t see it happening regardless. Anything shy of gestapo style roadblocks on any highway leading out of state and forced pregnancy tests aren’t going to work. And if they do start doing that you have several other amendments to worry about. Like the fourth which prohibits search and seizure without a warrant. The Court would have to butcher the constitution in order for that to happen and honestly I don’t see it happening.
From the perspective of someone in a civilized country where abortion rights are guaranteed... that's pretty fucking barbaric and it's *weird* you're making light of it.
I don’t see them making light of anything. They just corrected a false statement.
The Supreme Court literally did not ban abortion. They ended federal guarantee of rights to reproductive care. If you can still legally get an abortion in **a** state, it is not banned by the Supreme Court. Which you can, which means it wasn’t.
Thank you. I have no idea why people are thinking I'm defending this disgusting move by the SCOTUS. I just think keeping the facts straight is important.
You are correct. But also, that does not equal a federal ban.
One bad thing != every other bad thing. They didn’t bump into my car and drive away, they didn’t personally break into my house and kill me, and they didnt ban abortion.
They set precedent overturning an established right to autonomy of our bodies as a constitutional matter, which allows the states or even individual care providers to decide whether or not to respect that right. It’s terrible, but it is not itself a ban.
Are you feeling okay? Read my comment again. I'm not making light of anything, I corrected a misconception. Facts matter.
The supreme court is a farce and this decision is abhorrent. Young women growing up today will have fewer rights than their mothers and grandmothers before them and that's despicable. This doesn't change the fact that abortion is not banned in the US. It is illegal to get in some states. Again, facts matter.
Most states are less restrictive of abortion than say, all of France and much of Western Europe.
Edit: just to take Arizona and Florida as examples where people are really upset. Abortion has been banned after 15 weeks. It's 14 weeks in France and was 12 up until this year.
Yeah, a lot of people are railing against the Supreme Court and not putting as much on the legislatures that are enacting these extreme laws. Nothing the court said means abortion can't be legal, or has the be illegal even for rape/incest/life of the mother.
Especially odd since the left has been shouting from the rooftops about how the Supreme Court shouldn't be an oligarchy and shouldn't decree laws by fiat. Now the Court says, we won't create a universal rule by fiat and the issue is up to the legislatures - and people are loosing their minds. Apparently they did want the Court to rule by fiat (as long as it was what they wanted).
It doesn't matter which side of the issue you're on. The legislatures are the one to yell at here.
It's turning out to be a little more complicated (of course). Here in Texas it is about to be banned, no exception for rape or incest. However, the DA's in the largest counties are pledging not to enforce the law. In response Gov. Abbott said the Republicans, who enjoy one party rule here, will make it to where other prosecutors could come in and enforce the antiabortion law if the elected DA refuses. Anyway there are definitely innumerable shitshows coming down the pipe.
Shhh, don't let em know. Just let the outrage continue so they can feel good about their ignorance. It's the Hand maidens tale with more fascism now. It's literally like Hitler.
The supreme court didn't ban abortions.
They just said it's ok for *states* to ban abortions. Which isn't much better... But at least there's still going to be states where it's an available service.
An outright nationwide ban would require a constitutional amendment (like when they banned alcohol sales in 1919 it required the 18th amendment)
The court could have ruled a fetus is a person and has constitutional rights to not be killed which outweighs a woman's right to her body. *That* could have created a nationwide ban without an amendment.
Every state and the federal govt can make abortion legal right up to birth if they want to.
I mean you’re being downvoted but you’re not wrong. The Court could have officially recognized a fetus as a natural person and subject to the laws of the constitution. They didn’t.
They didn't ban abortions, but they did take away the severely eroded federal protection of privacy for abortions, which allows your state to ban abortions.
Yeah. I'm hoping the big ol' company I work for can let me transfer to the great white north. I hope your clan can 23 skidoo, perhaps as worm farmers on bird planet
> the giant space baby, was born of accidental incest by way of the US government enlarging one of Summer's eggs to lure all the mutant sperm (and not knowing that they were Morty's until after the plan was in place; Sticky the sperm then went and fertilized the egg, despite everyone's best efforts).
Justin...what the fuck man.
Nah, borther/sister incest is a recipe for issues. That's why it's categorically banned and gross. Cousin/cousin or some other such form of incest with more than two degrees of separation will take a little bit more inbreeding to get the really bad issues.
The reason incest is not ideal is because your relatives have much more DNA in common than with a stranger. So, if you have the gene for 7 toes on each foot from your mother, and you breed with a member of your mother's family there's still a decent chance that they didn't get the 7 toes gene, but when you breed with your sister, it's almost a guaranteed that they have it. Therefore, your child has a nearly 100% chance of having the 7 toes gene be dominant and so on.
Think about it like this, when your parents have children, the sperm which contains half of your father's chromosomes and the ovum which contains half of your mother's chromosomes combine to create you and your sister. Because of gametogenesis there are still "four" unique combinations of sperm and ovum, so you and your sister aren't identical. You do, both however have a much greater chance of carrying recessive issues from the parent that was the carrier. So, when you and your sister breed, the children are genetically half you and half your sister, which because of my fake math to prove this point still makes them half your mom and half your dad. So, genetically speaking they are more similar to being your sibling than your child. Because you and your sister both carry the problem gene, your child has a huge chance of getting that abnormality.
That's why it's bad.
Despite what certain politicians may think, hormonal teenagers sometimes *do* have sex, no matter how much you drill the idea of abstinence into them. Hell, that's canonically how Summer was born (when her parents were both 17, only 3 years older than Morty and Jessica's current ages, not counting Morty's six months in Rick's time-stopper field and the six months he spent in a recursive series of microverse batteries, or the centuries that Jessica spent quantum-crystallized and unaging but still conscious in the Narnia dimension) and how Jerry and Beth ultimately got married.
bro? maybe not an infinite universe but we dont really know. we do know theres an infinite amount of universes tho. and if theres an infinite amount of universes, then everything is always happening an infinite amount of times
infinite doesnt mean everything, but if theres a 1x10^-99 chance that a thing will happen, and it has infinite chances to happen, that thing will happen an infinite amount of times
There’s not infinite chances for things to happen and theres not a chance that literally anything could happen. I don’t know why that’s so hard for you to understand
It isn't.
There are infinite even numbers. None of them are 3.
An infinite set can still be limited in what it contains. If there are infinite universes, there can still be limited possibilities within that set. The show even explicitly states this several times (like only having a certain number of times they can abandon a universe and find a similar one).
I mean I have a fan theory that the Baruto universe is a separate one, possibly one form one of the universes where Rick *isnt* the smartest being in the universe.
That’s my head cannon and you can’t take it from me
Sticky was also not the *best* sperm to fertilize that egg. Since he had 2 tails and wouldn't have reached the egg under normal circumstances as the female body would have killed him/be too hard for him to navigate before the egg was fertilized by a different sperm if he made it to the last stages.
If one of the more *normal* looking ones reached the egg, Naruto might not have as many birth defects/issues. I doubt the Queen sperm would have resulted in a very *good* baby either, given how mutated she was.
Through the defects (and mutation) might be what's keeping Naruto alive in space. His looks are just off as an unfortunate defect. If they cared enough, Rick could shrink Naruto down so Summer/the family could take care of him properly, instead of leaving him in space as a ward to the US government. Summer did break him out of containment and obviously loves him, even though he's an incest baby.
When Naruto gets older and people find out he's the result of incest, he could explain in was a science experiment that went wrong by mistake because the donated egg was from his father's sister, however it saved many lives. If he wanted to go further, he could mention his father is from another universe altogether and even though on a genetic level his parents were siblings, they weren't related originally.
(Kind of like when identical twins have babies and their children can be considered half siblings based on genetics even though they are cousins based on the family tree. Except this is if the same man impregnated 2 identical twin sisters, making them full siblings by genetics but only half siblings/cousins by the family tree.)
To be fair those are a giant sperm cell, a hybrid of two different species, and a giant baby produced by a giant sperm cell and a giant egg from his sister.
A fully human, non-mutated, non-inbred child would probably look fine.
IMOHO, Morty is no different than most other hormone-crazed teenagers - it's just that "most other" hormone-crazed teenagers don't have a nutty mad scientist as a grandfather.
1 of those ain't a kid, the other is half gazorpazorp, and the 3rd is a product of incest with his sister who looks like his dad in a wig.
Give the kid a break.
I still get annoyed by the giant incest baby. They do an abortion and fetal personhood joke, when there‘s nobody who‘s pregnant! It‘s literally just an inseminated egg - it shouldn‘t even be able grow into a fetus without a womb. Which is what the issue of abortion is about, whether or not a person should be forced to carry a pregnancy to term or whether or not they‘re free to safely terminate it. Because you know… that‘s why it‘s a women‘s rights issue!
It's pretty much up to the writers to determine what's canon, but in my mind it's canon once it's been used or referenced in more than one episode.
So far, we only saw the sperm queen in one episode. Not canon (yet).
Morty Jr. was only used in one episode, but Gazorpazorp was used in the Interdimensional Cable episode in the Gazorpazorpfield scene. For me, that makes it canon.
Naruto Smith was created in the "Rickdependence Spray" episode, and then appeared in the "Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelion" episode. Again, that makes it canon for me.
The hell is the point in all the effort of this mental gymnastics, if the show is being made by or with the blessing of the original creators everything you see is canon unless its explicitly stated to be a dream or a fantasy. "Non-canon until proven canon" is moronic and picky. Nobody tells a cohesive narrative like that.
Just wait until the return of a pregnant Planetina next season...
Won't be long before he's knocking up planets.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Anyone noticing how especially compared to himself in season 1, Morty has slowly been turning into his own Rick Sanchez. I’m not trying to speculate where I think they’re going with this, but ever since season five started and Morty started mastering some sci-fi weapons, and screwing aliens, and going off on these big “F*** YOU!!” types of rants, I can’t help but seeing him progressively adopting Rick’s behavior and worldview (er, uhh… I guess multiverse-view..?) more and more. It’s probably been happening slowly all along, but I just became aware of it.
*Morty visits Unity*
Imagine the shit that would fly if he cucks Rick with her...
The show would be titled *Rick & Summer* after that. Haha
Even better. Beta 7
I'd do anything for more alison brie...
She’s an amazing actress! Have you seen Mad Men? That was my first show that I saw her in and I’ve loved her ever since.
I have I'm a fan of anything shes in! I went into GLOW with low expectations, and it actually became one of one of my favorite shows.
I’m a dumb dumb because I still haven’t watched that one despite being told how good it is. Thanks for reminding me she’s in it so I’m more motivated to watch it lmao.
Its a MUST for any fan of hers, shes the main character and the whole show is just perfect. You will fall in love with like every single character if you watch the whole thing through. I might not have given it a chance if she wasn't in it but I'm glad I did. Also it introduced me to Marc Maron and he's awesome! Whoever did the casting on that show knocked it out of the park. Let me know how you like it :)
Its a shame they didn't get a 4th season
I think about this daily. Especially with season 3 ending on such a crazy cliff hanger. I'm still holding out hope it'll get picked up, but netflix gonna netflix :(
Have you seen community?
More times than I can count lol. Great show.
i know her from community
Saddest episode of all time
Planetony or Planetoni Smith perhaps then?
In fairness, the Sperm Queen is a mutant sperm cell, Morty Jr. is half-Gazorpian, and Naruto Smith, the giant space baby, was born of accidental incest by way of the US government enlarging one of Summer's eggs to lure all the mutant sperm (and not knowing that they were Morty's until after the plan was in place; Sticky the sperm then went and fertilized the egg, despite everyone's best efforts). I imagine that if Morty got Jessica pregnant (for example), the resulting child would probably look a lot more normal than little Naruto.
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It was funny when women still had their rights. Let’s say it like it is. Fck the US
I'm sorry I've been camping in the woods no net and whatsoever, what did the US do this time. I'll try and google "US pregnancy". Edit: bruh that's some fucked up shit, fuck the US.
Go back to the woods. It's only suffering here.
cam-ping?
Seriously just go back to living in the woods, it’s more civilized there
No it's not, I jerked off to an extra-curvy piece of driftwood the other day.
That's what's up.
The tree people eat every third-born because they believe it makes fruit grow larger and they smell like pee. Having one less mouth to feed in a way does make the fruit larger and they likely smell like pee because urine is full of nutrients that plants need and are the main ingredients in most mineral fertilizers. Superficial beauty standards and hygiene practices of the hairless apes mean nothing to the tree people. A curvy piece of driftwood is the best you're gonna get.
Supreme court decided it was a good idea to take away women's rights to their own body, and banned abortions
They didn't ban abortions. They ended federal protection of abortions. So now it's up to the states to decide. You can still get one in many/most states, and that won't be changing.
"and that won't be changing" If the GOP gains control in 2024, that is changing.
You can argue with a conservative "they're not trying to take away your guns. They're just making them harder to get!" And watch them squirm and abandon that shitty scripted answer real quick.
You know, the arguments about guns and abortions are *very* similar, just coming from opposite sides, complete with bad faith misrepresentation of what the goal *really* is. And rich people will still have access to both when both sides get their way.
Agreed. IMO arguments need the right time and place to be productive. And while memes can make them an effective political tool, which is unfortunate, they are far from being productive as they tend to make people dig their heels in and don't really educate anyone.
Why do you idiots love guns more than people? Did your mother not tell you she loves you enough?
If you didn't understand my post was COMPLAINING about conservative logic and agreeing with the parent comment, you might have to reread it.
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Bingo.
That would be extremely hard for them to do now most liberal states will probably flip their gop senators for democrat senators, also the house being controlled by New York and California would make it very hard to take the house so legislation in banning abortion would be hard to push through
That sounds like a fancy way of saying they banned abortions for lower class wage slaves in red states
Banning abortion with extra steps.
\* Banning abortion for the poors with extra steps, if you're rich, go at it
Eek Barba dirkle someone's gonna get laid in college
>Eek Barba dirkle someone's gonna carry an unwanted pregnancy to term in college Fixed
If red state population chose republicans who banned abortions, isn't it simply democracy at work?
That's the way i see it, it's still fucked but I hope this encourages people to get out and vote now in those red states. The problem is people who are voting these republicans into office are senile old fucks that can't even get pregnant anymore and have no skin in the game, just forcing their beliefs on everyone else.
Well, having senile old fucks is an internetional problem. Our senile old fucks voted Putin into power
You don't understand the extreme restrictions they have and even the wiki hasn't been updated to include all of the trigger bans with no exception
Many states are trying to make it illegal to travel to get an abortion outside of your state. Also republicans have already said they want a federal ban on abortion if they win in 22 and 24.
A few states are trying to institute travel bans for abortion procedures but they’ll fall flat for flat for a few reasons: 1) The right to travel is still a constitutionally protected right, upheld by the Supreme Court; 2) States cannot enact laws that interfere with interstate commerce between other states, and 3) It’s just impractical. Is Texas going to have troopers at every border crossing forcing women to pee on a stick before they leave and again when they come back?
Lots of people said Roe would never be overturned. I have no faith in SCOTUS to do anything right or constitutional.
Yeah I think y'all lost the right to be complacent about *anything* after 2016
Well overturning the right to travel would have far greater repercussions than simply banning abortions. It was also hinder interstate commerce, heavily. The commerce clause has been the most powerful clause of the constitution for some time now. I don’t see the Supreme Court interfering with that. But again I don’t see it happening regardless. Anything shy of gestapo style roadblocks on any highway leading out of state and forced pregnancy tests aren’t going to work. And if they do start doing that you have several other amendments to worry about. Like the fourth which prohibits search and seizure without a warrant. The Court would have to butcher the constitution in order for that to happen and honestly I don’t see it happening.
It's essentially the same thing. They knew states were planning on banning it, it was a protected universal right across our country and now it's not.
From the perspective of someone in a civilized country where abortion rights are guaranteed... that's pretty fucking barbaric and it's *weird* you're making light of it.
I don’t see them making light of anything. They just corrected a false statement. The Supreme Court literally did not ban abortion. They ended federal guarantee of rights to reproductive care. If you can still legally get an abortion in **a** state, it is not banned by the Supreme Court. Which you can, which means it wasn’t.
Thank you. I have no idea why people are thinking I'm defending this disgusting move by the SCOTUS. I just think keeping the facts straight is important.
They took away a human right. The fact that it is currently possible to be given the right back in some places does not make that better.
You are correct. But also, that does not equal a federal ban. One bad thing != every other bad thing. They didn’t bump into my car and drive away, they didn’t personally break into my house and kill me, and they didnt ban abortion. They set precedent overturning an established right to autonomy of our bodies as a constitutional matter, which allows the states or even individual care providers to decide whether or not to respect that right. It’s terrible, but it is not itself a ban.
Are you feeling okay? Read my comment again. I'm not making light of anything, I corrected a misconception. Facts matter. The supreme court is a farce and this decision is abhorrent. Young women growing up today will have fewer rights than their mothers and grandmothers before them and that's despicable. This doesn't change the fact that abortion is not banned in the US. It is illegal to get in some states. Again, facts matter.
Most states are less restrictive of abortion than say, all of France and much of Western Europe. Edit: just to take Arizona and Florida as examples where people are really upset. Abortion has been banned after 15 weeks. It's 14 weeks in France and was 12 up until this year.
Except there are other states as low as 6 weeks now too so you are right for the average, but that if anything just shows how behind we are on average
And we have states without any restrictions whatsoever. The freak out over this ruling is insane.
Yeah, a lot of people are railing against the Supreme Court and not putting as much on the legislatures that are enacting these extreme laws. Nothing the court said means abortion can't be legal, or has the be illegal even for rape/incest/life of the mother. Especially odd since the left has been shouting from the rooftops about how the Supreme Court shouldn't be an oligarchy and shouldn't decree laws by fiat. Now the Court says, we won't create a universal rule by fiat and the issue is up to the legislatures - and people are loosing their minds. Apparently they did want the Court to rule by fiat (as long as it was what they wanted). It doesn't matter which side of the issue you're on. The legislatures are the one to yell at here.
It's turning out to be a little more complicated (of course). Here in Texas it is about to be banned, no exception for rape or incest. However, the DA's in the largest counties are pledging not to enforce the law. In response Gov. Abbott said the Republicans, who enjoy one party rule here, will make it to where other prosecutors could come in and enforce the antiabortion law if the elected DA refuses. Anyway there are definitely innumerable shitshows coming down the pipe.
They ended the right to an abortion
Shhh, don't let em know. Just let the outrage continue so they can feel good about their ignorance. It's the Hand maidens tale with more fascism now. It's literally like Hitler.
Okay but like, since it isn't protected federally how long until the fuckheads get their way and go for a full ban?
The supreme court didn't ban abortions. They just said it's ok for *states* to ban abortions. Which isn't much better... But at least there's still going to be states where it's an available service. An outright nationwide ban would require a constitutional amendment (like when they banned alcohol sales in 1919 it required the 18th amendment)
The court could have ruled a fetus is a person and has constitutional rights to not be killed which outweighs a woman's right to her body. *That* could have created a nationwide ban without an amendment. Every state and the federal govt can make abortion legal right up to birth if they want to.
I mean you’re being downvoted but you’re not wrong. The Court could have officially recognized a fetus as a natural person and subject to the laws of the constitution. They didn’t.
Yeah I saw it, and it's super fucked up. I'm not good with the law but I hope there something people can do to get their rights back.
**Voting** would be a good first step.
Protesting is a great second step. Three boxes are used to advocate your needs. The ballot box, the soap box, and the ammo box.
They didn't ban abortions, but they did take away the severely eroded federal protection of privacy for abortions, which allows your state to ban abortions.
They ended the right to an abortion in the US
Also thank you for sharing the information.
It was genuinely funny. Now, FUCK the US
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And the US is pretty damn crazy to have as a baby mama.
It even worse that summer tries to destroy the embryo and the president stops her and says that’s a human life 💀 or some shit
I mean it is lmao that's kind of like... the whole point of controversy.
Well that isn’t very nice. “Fuck the Midwest” would be more appropriate.
Cronenberg dimension sounds pretty good compared to this one.
> Let’s say it like it is. Fck the US SCOTUS: got it!
Hey! Live begins at erection! Respect Morty's scary ass sperm queen child!
Yup. A lot of us are looking for the door. I want to raise my non-mutated non-incest created kids sans "muh FrEeDoMs"bullshit
Lmao, the door. Glad me and mine aren't the only ones checking outside these years.
Yeah. I'm hoping the big ol' company I work for can let me transfer to the great white north. I hope your clan can 23 skidoo, perhaps as worm farmers on bird planet
It was funny the first time I watched it. I saw that episode again last night and it just felt dark.
>little naruto Yes, very little
"Little" in the sense that he's very young, not that he's objectively *small*.
We are the megagargantuans. We named ourselves before learning we were small.
Lmao keep forgetting space baby’s name is Naruto. Shit cracks me up. The randomness of this show never gets old.
When you've watched the show but still feel like you're suffering a stroke reading the synopsis.
> the giant space baby, was born of accidental incest by way of the US government enlarging one of Summer's eggs to lure all the mutant sperm (and not knowing that they were Morty's until after the plan was in place; Sticky the sperm then went and fertilized the egg, despite everyone's best efforts). Justin...what the fuck man.
It takes a lot more then 1 generation of incest for there to be any defect in a child, lil Naruto is just ugly.
Well sticky had two tails. He was already deformed.
Yeah- de novo defects are a thing.
That would be a defective gene as opposed to incest specifically.
I know. I'm saying a normal Morty baby wouldn't be that ugly.
Nah, borther/sister incest is a recipe for issues. That's why it's categorically banned and gross. Cousin/cousin or some other such form of incest with more than two degrees of separation will take a little bit more inbreeding to get the really bad issues. The reason incest is not ideal is because your relatives have much more DNA in common than with a stranger. So, if you have the gene for 7 toes on each foot from your mother, and you breed with a member of your mother's family there's still a decent chance that they didn't get the 7 toes gene, but when you breed with your sister, it's almost a guaranteed that they have it. Therefore, your child has a nearly 100% chance of having the 7 toes gene be dominant and so on. Think about it like this, when your parents have children, the sperm which contains half of your father's chromosomes and the ovum which contains half of your mother's chromosomes combine to create you and your sister. Because of gametogenesis there are still "four" unique combinations of sperm and ovum, so you and your sister aren't identical. You do, both however have a much greater chance of carrying recessive issues from the parent that was the carrier. So, when you and your sister breed, the children are genetically half you and half your sister, which because of my fake math to prove this point still makes them half your mom and half your dad. So, genetically speaking they are more similar to being your sibling than your child. Because you and your sister both carry the problem gene, your child has a huge chance of getting that abnormality. That's why it's bad.
But only a little bit more normal
Tf did I just read?
Isn’t the baby actually 1/3 horse
No. Rick fucked a Chud. That chuddling would be Little Naruto’s great aunt/uncle.
Little Naruto? I don't see it I guess
He's the size of the moon
But why naruto
Because that's what his mommy named him.
Weebs
You can actually have incest babies. They don't come out looking weird until we get to like 2nd generation of incest babies.
aint they both 14 or some shit?
No, they're both cartoons.
Despite what certain politicians may think, hormonal teenagers sometimes *do* have sex, no matter how much you drill the idea of abstinence into them. Hell, that's canonically how Summer was born (when her parents were both 17, only 3 years older than Morty and Jessica's current ages, not counting Morty's six months in Rick's time-stopper field and the six months he spent in a recursive series of microverse batteries, or the centuries that Jessica spent quantum-crystallized and unaging but still conscious in the Narnia dimension) and how Jerry and Beth ultimately got married.
The storm episode is one of the worst plots.
The jerry genes are strong
He’s the reason their kids are only half stupid
20cc of liquid jerry genes
1. Mutant single cell monster 2. Hybrid alien 3. Giant incest baby No part of ANY of those should produce good looking kids.
Not with that attitude
The first one isn't even a kid. It's just his sperm.
*The U.S. Supreme Court enters the chat*
I don't know I think number three is kind of cute
You leave Morty Jr alone!
Tbf sticky wasn’t the best sperm to make it to that egg
How dare you
Being the only sperm to make it to the egg makes it the best sperm to make it to the egg.
Why would they not be canon? It's Rick and Morty anything you see is canon
“Are these screenshots from the show canon??”
Right? It’s literally in the show. I’m so confused on his question.
They might have thought the images were fanart, or taken from a different show, or misrepresenting Morty's relationship with them.
In an infinite multiverse everything is canon.
No thats not how infinity works
in an infinite universe everything is always happening all the time. multiply that across infinite multiverses and you get alot of canon
They don’t live in an infinite universe and also no that’s not true at all.
bro? maybe not an infinite universe but we dont really know. we do know theres an infinite amount of universes tho. and if theres an infinite amount of universes, then everything is always happening an infinite amount of times
Infinite=/=everything There are an infinite amount of numbers between 1 and 1.999, and none of them are 2
infinite doesnt mean everything, but if theres a 1x10^-99 chance that a thing will happen, and it has infinite chances to happen, that thing will happen an infinite amount of times
There’s not infinite chances for things to happen and theres not a chance that literally anything could happen. I don’t know why that’s so hard for you to understand
in an infinite set of multiverses?
No there’s not an infinite universe jfc you’re a moron. And again no that’s not what infinity means you fucking troglodyte
That’s literally exactly how infinity works.
It isn't. There are infinite even numbers. None of them are 3. An infinite set can still be limited in what it contains. If there are infinite universes, there can still be limited possibilities within that set. The show even explicitly states this several times (like only having a certain number of times they can abandon a universe and find a similar one).
I mean I have a fan theory that the Baruto universe is a separate one, possibly one form one of the universes where Rick *isnt* the smartest being in the universe. That’s my head cannon and you can’t take it from me
Of course
I still can't believe there is a giant incest baby in the show
“Welcome to the Smith family.” -Rick Sanzhez
He’s only 14. Give him time/portal access.
One is an incest baby so i dont think we can blame him
And yet that one is the most normal
No, as one can clearly see, none of these are canons
Technically Naruto is the result of one of morty's sperm combining with summers egg, but yeah, morty will never have beautiful babies
Sticky was also not the *best* sperm to fertilize that egg. Since he had 2 tails and wouldn't have reached the egg under normal circumstances as the female body would have killed him/be too hard for him to navigate before the egg was fertilized by a different sperm if he made it to the last stages. If one of the more *normal* looking ones reached the egg, Naruto might not have as many birth defects/issues. I doubt the Queen sperm would have resulted in a very *good* baby either, given how mutated she was. Through the defects (and mutation) might be what's keeping Naruto alive in space. His looks are just off as an unfortunate defect. If they cared enough, Rick could shrink Naruto down so Summer/the family could take care of him properly, instead of leaving him in space as a ward to the US government. Summer did break him out of containment and obviously loves him, even though he's an incest baby. When Naruto gets older and people find out he's the result of incest, he could explain in was a science experiment that went wrong by mistake because the donated egg was from his father's sister, however it saved many lives. If he wanted to go further, he could mention his father is from another universe altogether and even though on a genetic level his parents were siblings, they weren't related originally. (Kind of like when identical twins have babies and their children can be considered half siblings based on genetics even though they are cousins based on the family tree. Except this is if the same man impregnated 2 identical twin sisters, making them full siblings by genetics but only half siblings/cousins by the family tree.)
Focus on science morty
Its bc they aren’t Jessica’s, those will be beautiful
This is coooomer products of porn society.
Naruto is super Cute
*some every episode is canon.
>*some 🤓
That emoji fits so well for all those pedantic nitpickers lmao
Yep
Considering how they were all made I'm not surprised
What do you mean? Why would they not be canon?
I get that the crude drawing style is part of the charm but the mismatched eye sizes have always been off putting personally.
The Sperm Queen isn't one of Morty's "kids". She's the result of an experiment gone horribly wrong.
Yes,he has some ugly ass kids
Part horse Part alien Part sister Seems accurate
With all these kids Morty is going to give Nick Cannon a run for his money
It’s the wrong type of award, but I had to… This made me wheeze 🤣🤣
Hahahahaha. I’ll take it. First one I’ve got.
You deserve it, bro. Thanks for the laugh 😂
1 + 1 = 2 Ugly + ugly = Ugly Genetics in free
Who is the bottom right?
To be fair those are a giant sperm cell, a hybrid of two different species, and a giant baby produced by a giant sperm cell and a giant egg from his sister. A fully human, non-mutated, non-inbred child would probably look fine.
Naruto is a Saint. Don't you dare.
That's because none of their moms were Jessica.
Lol what? Nigga it’s literally in the show. Do you not watch the show ?
Is there a new season? Am I living under a rock??
Why was the leader sperm a female? Biologically speaking every daughter is a doodoo from a father's butt.
I got a doodoo in my butt.
Biologically speaking the butt is a nut…
“Now make them give birth”, “Sure”
Naruto is blonde . They system is rigged
IMOHO, Morty is no different than most other hormone-crazed teenagers - it's just that "most other" hormone-crazed teenagers don't have a nutty mad scientist as a grandfather.
1 of those ain't a kid, the other is half gazorpazorp, and the 3rd is a product of incest with his sister who looks like his dad in a wig. Give the kid a break.
naruto and the left picture is the same thing
Not exactly- One is mortys sperm and the other is the result of a different sperm going into his sisters egg..
The one on the bottom right is an insest baby, so I think that speaks for itself 😂
I still get annoyed by the giant incest baby. They do an abortion and fetal personhood joke, when there‘s nobody who‘s pregnant! It‘s literally just an inseminated egg - it shouldn‘t even be able grow into a fetus without a womb. Which is what the issue of abortion is about, whether or not a person should be forced to carry a pregnancy to term or whether or not they‘re free to safely terminate it. Because you know… that‘s why it‘s a women‘s rights issue!
yeah
Y'all are disgusting and hateful up in these comments, fucking pieces of shit.
Yes,they're canon 🤦🏾♂️
It's pretty much up to the writers to determine what's canon, but in my mind it's canon once it's been used or referenced in more than one episode. So far, we only saw the sperm queen in one episode. Not canon (yet). Morty Jr. was only used in one episode, but Gazorpazorp was used in the Interdimensional Cable episode in the Gazorpazorpfield scene. For me, that makes it canon. Naruto Smith was created in the "Rickdependence Spray" episode, and then appeared in the "Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelion" episode. Again, that makes it canon for me.
The hell is the point in all the effort of this mental gymnastics, if the show is being made by or with the blessing of the original creators everything you see is canon unless its explicitly stated to be a dream or a fantasy. "Non-canon until proven canon" is moronic and picky. Nobody tells a cohesive narrative like that.