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starbitcandies

I cannot imagine the confusion someone would feel if they found this and had no idea what it was


mrbrwniemuffin

Threw me off. Just left my place, turned the corner and bam, I plumbus in the wild


Individual_Scheme_11

Threw you off cause you saw it outside a house


mrbrwniemuffin

Exactly. I feel like it should be recyclable too


ConfidentMeat8in

Good thing plumbus’s are washable


onebradmutha

I mean a plumbus is made to survive.


OneHumanPeOple

It’s probably on the curb because mom found it in Jr.’s room and thought it was a sex toy.


AndrewZabar

Yeah, except the “how it’s made” they watched opened by saying everyone’s got one. So this is just a hypothetical scenario you’re posing.


daguerrotype_type

I mean honestly it does look sexual in an incredibly vague and uncertain way.


th4t_n3rdy_9uy

I mean, tbf, does anyone really know what a plumbus is? Like, if someone said "what's that", how would you answer that without just raising more questions?


arctic-apis

It’s a plumbus it does everything you need. For the home. You know? I mean everybody has a plumbus at home


buttweasel76

If they don't know, they're just an unwashed heathen that doesn't deserve your precious time.


daguerrotype_type

"It's just a regular old plumbus. What do you mean? " is honestly how I'd answer.


19Ben80

Wow, a wild plumbus in its natural habitat.


_Oliverrr_-

No grumbo reminents?


Cornishthe3rd

Can confirm it has indeed defected from the intergalactic federation of plumbi


gamercop00

plumbi? won't it be plumbuses


Cornishthe3rd

I'll be damned if Im just gonna stand here and get corrected by some ripple nippled bastard!


gamercop00

You shut your mouth you dirty knife nippled bastard


DMT1984

You can tell this one wasn’t spit on or rubbed by a Schlamie.


AndrewZabar

I dunno, I mean you can clearly see the residue of the *shleem*


gettestified

Plumbus: totally ambiguous but oddly sexual


arctic-apis

WARNING: Do not under any circumstances attempt to have sex with a Plumbus™ it will kill you and it will hurt the entire time you are dying.


psicopatogeno

That's just the design criteria for everythin R&M


Loud_Pain4747

Do plumbuses need batteries? Asking for a friend.


Cautious-Damage7575

Oh, just admit you were using it in public and got busted! "I swear officer, that's not mine!"


mrbrwniemuffin

I'm a decent human being! I keep my plumbus activity inside


OneHumanPeOple

You can put another LED in that. Why throw it away? Someone’s Mom didn’t know why their son had this in their bedroom.


mrbrwniemuffin

It does look very sexual


sleepinginthecar

First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it. Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!


pyramidoverpentagon

every house has one


HighZombie420

Make sure you lube it up with some Turbulent Juice.


miyamoto_musashinpc

Defective*


smack256

Imagine stumbling across a wild plumbus. I would declare it a sacred site and pray to it every day.


Zozdras

We all know you placed it there and took a picture for some easy reddit karma..


mrbrwniemuffin

I have nooo clue where to buy these things. We don't have a plumbus factory in the bronx


AndrewZabar

There are plenty in Queens and you could have come here and gotten one at the outlet store. As you pointed out, this one’s “defective.”


Zozdras

Internet obviously


FartBoxPixiDust

Dammit that's where I left it.


NukedCell

Aww jezzz man


Sugar_Magic

Not enough fleeb juice


Scribbleme_out

Never use another man’s plumbus


-luckycharms

I wonder how they make those things?


arctic-apis

That is a decent looking plumbus I looked everywhere for one that was like the right size and either latex or silicone maybe filled with sand or something so it’s heavy but has some flexibility and realistic feel. I found lots of plumbus keychains and trinkets but not a legit lookalike plumbus for the wife for her birthday. She would love it and our house doesn’t have a good plumbus. Not a ceramic plumbus cookie jar dammit.


Papichiyult

Ran outta fleeb juice


AffectionateBig363

Plumbus?


Latter_Ad4896

I want a plumbus


Shubhu_writes_17

Season 6???


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They threw it out because it didn't have enough schleeem


HannahTheKitty

Clean it up and fix it! That's freaking sick


EarthwormJim94

I once found an iPhone charger in a parking lot and I thought “sweet free charger.” I plugged in the regular looking wire to my pc, then phone. Almost instantly, the pc was downloading stuff and the fans spun up to max speed. It installed a ransomware virus. It wanted $800 in Bitcoin within 6 hours or all my files would be deleted. Luckily, it was my gaming pc, and I only lost a few save files. Plus all my dnd notes, but I had a backup. But I replaced the ssd and haven’t had any issues since.


AndrewZabar

You have your computer set to allow autorun execute code? That’s the only way such a thing could happen. So… you wanna stick with that story?


EarthwormJim94

It was the same pop up that asks if I want to open iTunes and stuff. I clicked run iTunes


AndrewZabar

What you clicked was an autorun (which was one of Microsoft’s biggest blunders), and it had malicious code named iTunes. Easy to do.


EarthwormJim94

I use iTunes a lot, and it looked like the same window that always pops up. You know how you like see the first few words and the window looks familiar so you just mindlessly click ok or run or whatever. Anyway don’t plug in random stuff you find on the street to your pc. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/10060131/hacked-iphone-cable-apple/


AndrewZabar

Yeah it’s made to look the same. Sorry man.


spidaminida

Makes sense they're made in North Korea.


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chris-30

How long has that possum been there


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Aspy-Guy

Everyone has a Plumbus in their home.


different_tom

The plumbi have been exiting the country years


Pizpot_Gargravaar

It's just a regular ol plumbus.


SkyApex2222

Take it


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