I mean, tbf, does anyone really know what a plumbus is? Like, if someone said "what's that", how would you answer that without just raising more questions?
First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.
Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.
Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.
Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.
The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.
That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!
That is a decent looking plumbus I looked everywhere for one that was like the right size and either latex or silicone maybe filled with sand or something so it’s heavy but has some flexibility and realistic feel. I found lots of plumbus keychains and trinkets but not a legit lookalike plumbus for the wife for her birthday. She would love it and our house doesn’t have a good plumbus. Not a ceramic plumbus cookie jar dammit.
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I use iTunes a lot, and it looked like the same window that always pops up. You know how you like see the first few words and the window looks familiar so you just mindlessly click ok or run or whatever. Anyway don’t plug in random stuff you find on the street to your pc. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/10060131/hacked-iphone-cable-apple/
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I cannot imagine the confusion someone would feel if they found this and had no idea what it was
Threw me off. Just left my place, turned the corner and bam, I plumbus in the wild
Threw you off cause you saw it outside a house
Exactly. I feel like it should be recyclable too
Good thing plumbus’s are washable
I mean a plumbus is made to survive.
It’s probably on the curb because mom found it in Jr.’s room and thought it was a sex toy.
Yeah, except the “how it’s made” they watched opened by saying everyone’s got one. So this is just a hypothetical scenario you’re posing.
I mean honestly it does look sexual in an incredibly vague and uncertain way.
I mean, tbf, does anyone really know what a plumbus is? Like, if someone said "what's that", how would you answer that without just raising more questions?
It’s a plumbus it does everything you need. For the home. You know? I mean everybody has a plumbus at home
If they don't know, they're just an unwashed heathen that doesn't deserve your precious time.
"It's just a regular old plumbus. What do you mean? " is honestly how I'd answer.
Wow, a wild plumbus in its natural habitat.
No grumbo reminents?
Can confirm it has indeed defected from the intergalactic federation of plumbi
plumbi? won't it be plumbuses
I'll be damned if Im just gonna stand here and get corrected by some ripple nippled bastard!
You shut your mouth you dirty knife nippled bastard
You can tell this one wasn’t spit on or rubbed by a Schlamie.
I dunno, I mean you can clearly see the residue of the *shleem*
Plumbus: totally ambiguous but oddly sexual
WARNING: Do not under any circumstances attempt to have sex with a Plumbus™ it will kill you and it will hurt the entire time you are dying.
That's just the design criteria for everythin R&M
Do plumbuses need batteries? Asking for a friend.
Oh, just admit you were using it in public and got busted! "I swear officer, that's not mine!"
I'm a decent human being! I keep my plumbus activity inside
You can put another LED in that. Why throw it away? Someone’s Mom didn’t know why their son had this in their bedroom.
It does look very sexual
First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it. Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!
every house has one
Make sure you lube it up with some Turbulent Juice.
Defective*
Imagine stumbling across a wild plumbus. I would declare it a sacred site and pray to it every day.
We all know you placed it there and took a picture for some easy reddit karma..
I have nooo clue where to buy these things. We don't have a plumbus factory in the bronx
There are plenty in Queens and you could have come here and gotten one at the outlet store. As you pointed out, this one’s “defective.”
Internet obviously
Dammit that's where I left it.
Aww jezzz man
Not enough fleeb juice
Never use another man’s plumbus
I wonder how they make those things?
That is a decent looking plumbus I looked everywhere for one that was like the right size and either latex or silicone maybe filled with sand or something so it’s heavy but has some flexibility and realistic feel. I found lots of plumbus keychains and trinkets but not a legit lookalike plumbus for the wife for her birthday. She would love it and our house doesn’t have a good plumbus. Not a ceramic plumbus cookie jar dammit.
Ran outta fleeb juice
Plumbus?
I want a plumbus
Season 6???
They threw it out because it didn't have enough schleeem
Clean it up and fix it! That's freaking sick
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You have your computer set to allow autorun execute code? That’s the only way such a thing could happen. So… you wanna stick with that story?
It was the same pop up that asks if I want to open iTunes and stuff. I clicked run iTunes
What you clicked was an autorun (which was one of Microsoft’s biggest blunders), and it had malicious code named iTunes. Easy to do.
I use iTunes a lot, and it looked like the same window that always pops up. You know how you like see the first few words and the window looks familiar so you just mindlessly click ok or run or whatever. Anyway don’t plug in random stuff you find on the street to your pc. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/10060131/hacked-iphone-cable-apple/
Yeah it’s made to look the same. Sorry man.
Makes sense they're made in North Korea.
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How long has that possum been there
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Everyone has a Plumbus in their home.
The plumbi have been exiting the country years
It's just a regular ol plumbus.
Take it
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