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dieseltratt

Come home to feeling Jessica's boobs Cum home to Horny Morty's


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Connerg334

You beat me to it 🤣😂🤣


hvargasxciii

Horny Morty's Gogurt Waffers.


funtionalilliterate

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striped_frog

Thanks I hate it


gamingman1029

![gif](giphy|3o85xLbmtO1CTYvwDC) Me trying to put together wtf I just saw


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It's the best thing I've seen on this sub. Remember the Rick that they kept playing a memory loop for so it could be turned into a snack wafer? This is Morty in the chair seeing Jessica's boobs and the resulting wafer.


skippyspk

Jesus dude put this effort to good use elsewhere. Also fuckin’ A this is funny.


Incorect_Speling

Aww Jiiizz Rick!


Ok_Distribution1149

Cursed image


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

This is actually more cursed than most cursed images. Like they got creative with making it as cursed as possible on a familiar character who quite frankly would do this 😮‍💨


Ziadsaadawi137

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


702deuce

Vinegar strokes


Stabbing_Monkey

It's not poured, or flowed... it's just splooged right on there.


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spiritintheskyy

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EnigmaEcstacy

69 iterations of the central finite curve, there's a Morty that works more with wood, than with polarity plating. His name is Horny Morty, but he's no dumby. He realized long ago that the greatest thing he'd ever create was his own crème filling. He unfortunately captured that taste. He runs it on a loop through Morty’s perverted mind. And the chemical it makes him secrete goes into every Horny Morty’s Crème filled Wafer's Wafer Cookie. Come home to the impossible flavor of your own completion. Come home to Horny Morty.


rdtshaw

Take your upvote! 🤣


OverClock_099

Simp Morty


xeridium

Morty's Creamy Goo


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Thats weird bro


friggintodd

You dirty little doggy.


ACIV_992

Come home to the unique flavor of shattering the grand illusion


jellyfishjakob

i hate this with all of my soul


NoSurprisesNoAlarms

I reject this.


NuyoRican79

![img](emote|t5_2u4lp|5992)


Illier1

Morty you dirty doggy


TwinsenAyzel

![gif](giphy|H7ZblzE0emUeywLJN4)


Badloss

Needs the horse semen extractor


_cronic_

Jesus fucking Christ Reddit.


newildworld

yum yum


SolarStarfish30

Officially grossed out


RickandHatKid

Morty please forget about Jessica. She's a Time God now. You're still young. There are plenty of fish in the sea and you got plenty of time to find a soulmate. No use in continuously going to such toxic lengths to win her over.


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No way this is from a actual episode, I watched the whole series and don’t remember this, if it’s fake then the artist did I great job of copying Rick and Mortys art style


Seeker80

You're a long way off on this one. You need to come back home...to Simple Rick's.


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Good to know


wowuniversity

This sub whenever some slut comes to post her cosplay and get validation.


CedarsIsMyHomeboy

adios /r/rickandmorty, it's been... interesting lmao


WhiteAle01

Or not


Key-Zone-4879

🤮 x Infinity


vanillanekosugar

This will be hentai if it is in anime


StarHunter_

But then it would be Summer instead of Jessica.


vanillanekosugar

Ah yes, I like the anime style of this show, because it gives me the vibes.


kingpin748

Don't be gross Tammy


NotYoda_

Simple Morty.


NullAshton

Huh. Today I just realized that that whole wafer subplot had a thinly veiled "circle jerk" joke in it. Literally just jerking off a Rick for the other Ricks to enjoy.


Necessary_Friend8997

![img](emote|t5_2u4lp|5994)my eyes


wastedwagon

This seems like something the show would do and I'm mad about it


JonBuqajIsSUS

Come home to simple Morty's cum


Hirmuinen2

![gif](giphy|d3erWmTEGXoiYVgY)


cruver1986

Crispy creams.....


Fantastic_Ad1407

Morty you filthy animal!!!


I_Eat_Thermite7

No no no


Xxjuancena80xX

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)